rudy Posted May 23, 2013 Share Posted May 23, 2013 (edited) Krystle Harrison, 19, was in bed with Jeffrey Wilkinson, 24, at their home when the excruciating attack happened. She began caressing him but he rejected her advances, telling Krystle “several times that he did not want to partake”, cops said. Angered, the teen grabbed him and bit into his genitals, according to police. Jeffrey told cops how he managed to push Krystle away and fled their home in Bradenton, Florida. But his girlfriend of three years followed him outside and allegedly slapped him in the face and spat at him. Krystle was arrested for domestic battery but Jeffrey – who is the father of her child – has said he does not want to press charges. The sun Hear, hear guys. Never show any hesitant if your girl asks for sex. Edited May 23, 2013 by rudy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freakorama Posted May 23, 2013 Share Posted May 23, 2013 God damn it, ladies. When will the domestic abuse ever end? No means no. Why can't they understand this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H. León Posted May 23, 2013 Share Posted May 23, 2013 God... That's so disturbing. Reminds me of that overly attached GF meme. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Majestic81 Posted May 23, 2013 Share Posted May 23, 2013 Can you blame the guy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrcTOtheJ Posted May 23, 2013 Share Posted May 23, 2013 Well...ow. That's just weird...and wrong. Is just me or is news geting weirder and weirder? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sgt. Foley Posted May 23, 2013 Share Posted May 23, 2013 Oh god lmao. What's next? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudy Posted May 23, 2013 Author Share Posted May 23, 2013 Can you blame the guy? I think neither the guy nor the fat girl is to be blamed here. She clearly sounds starved and must've mistaken the knob of his penis for a mushroom, methinks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
018361 Posted May 23, 2013 Share Posted May 23, 2013 (edited) O_O WTF! Just because a guy doesn't feel like doing anything atm doesn't mean you can chomp his wee off! Jesus, if you wanted it now, you can't get it anyway because his pen15 was eaten by that psycho. I am getting increasingly disappointed in humans. We are simply the worst aren't we? Edit: Oh Not bitten off? Well, that's a relief, but still wtf? Edited May 23, 2013 by 018361 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhitValid Posted May 23, 2013 Share Posted May 23, 2013 Don't be so discouraged. Penis-snacking is at an all time low. Don't let the sensational media ruin your view on the human race. Look out the window for that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Finn 7 five 11 Posted May 23, 2013 Share Posted May 23, 2013 The guy isn't pressing any charges? Man this could have been a perfect opportunity to prove that when they go to court, the judge will let the lady off easy for attempted rape and sexual assault. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adler Posted May 23, 2013 Share Posted May 23, 2013 Ouch. What was the extent of his injury? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fireman Posted May 23, 2013 Share Posted May 23, 2013 Bitten, not bitten off, that's a relief. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolf of Badenoch Posted May 23, 2013 Share Posted May 23, 2013 Bitten, not bitten off, that's a relief. A relief indeed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Exkabewbikadid Posted May 23, 2013 Share Posted May 23, 2013 That's what he gets for having his junk near a hungry, hungry hippo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Killerdude Posted May 23, 2013 Share Posted May 23, 2013 So... You want sex: You get abused. You don't want sex: You get abused. Am I missing something or is this completely and utterly f*cked up? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Majestic81 Posted May 23, 2013 Share Posted May 23, 2013 Can you blame the guy? I think neither the guy nor the fat girl is to be blamed here. She clearly sounds starved and must've mistaken the knob of his penis for a mushroom, methinks. That explains why shes so fat then. I wonder if this is her first time doing something like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GunWrath Posted May 23, 2013 Share Posted May 23, 2013 Slap her back? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy_Leppard Posted May 23, 2013 Share Posted May 23, 2013 She did in fact.. bite the bullet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExtremoMania Posted May 23, 2013 Share Posted May 23, 2013 Oh for crying out loud, why some women are horny? Can't they just contempt for awhile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raavi Posted May 23, 2013 Share Posted May 23, 2013 That's what you get for dating a hippopotamus. – overeducated wonk who fetishises compromise Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lock n' Stock Posted May 23, 2013 Share Posted May 23, 2013 Lol, this soundss like a Weazel News story, only it's real. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheIllaDopest Posted May 23, 2013 Share Posted May 23, 2013 Hungry why wait? grab a snickers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Posted May 26, 2013 Share Posted May 26, 2013 S'wrong with a little teeth tuggin'? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LittleBlueTroll Posted May 26, 2013 Share Posted May 26, 2013 Whenever i read a story like this that involves penis abuse in anyway, i instinctively grab my crotch in a protective manner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudy Posted May 26, 2013 Author Share Posted May 26, 2013 S'wrong with a little teeth tuggin'? But.. but.. THIS IS A RAPE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TextureData Posted May 26, 2013 Share Posted May 26, 2013 lmfao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Posted May 26, 2013 Share Posted May 26, 2013 The lady knows what she wants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fnorg Posted May 26, 2013 Share Posted May 26, 2013 groce wnb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Posted May 26, 2013 Share Posted May 26, 2013 Fnorg isn't a fan of tattoos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedDagger Posted May 26, 2013 Share Posted May 26, 2013 So...You want sex: You get abused. You don't want sex: You get abused. Am I missing something or is this completely and utterly f*cked up? It's against the patriarchy so it's completely fine, obviously. Gawd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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