steviesix33 Posted May 22, 2013 Share Posted May 22, 2013 My dog's been disobeying my rules ever since I got him, and today was the last straw; he destroyed my couch. How can I make him learn? I've tried scolding him and rewarding him with treats and sex when he behaves correctly (among other things) but he won't stop this ridiculous behavior. What can I do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
universetwisters Posted May 23, 2013 Share Posted May 23, 2013 rewarding him with treats and sex when he behaves correctly wat Obvious troll is obvious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adler Posted May 23, 2013 Share Posted May 23, 2013 I've tried scolding him and rewarding him with treats and sex when he behaves correctly (among other things) With another dog or...? I'll just stop right there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Majestic81 Posted May 23, 2013 Share Posted May 23, 2013 I presume he meant he got him a girlfriend or something. that or hes just trolling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steviesix33 Posted May 23, 2013 Author Share Posted May 23, 2013 I presume he meant he got him a girlfriend or something. that or hes just trolling. How would I be trolling? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Finn 7 five 11 Posted May 23, 2013 Share Posted May 23, 2013 (edited) I presume he meant he got him a girlfriend or something. that or hes just trolling. How would I be trolling? You are brand new and have 6 posts and make some ridiculous topic. Trolling. Some advice for next time; Build up a larger sum of posts over time and then do it, at least that way it'll work properly. It is kinda sad you're signing up just to troll, but make it worthwhile at least. EDIT: Nobody here is going to waste any more time on you, just go away. Edited May 23, 2013 by finn4life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steviesix33 Posted May 23, 2013 Author Share Posted May 23, 2013 I presume he meant he got him a girlfriend or something. that or hes just trolling. How would I be trolling? You are brand new and have 6 posts and make some ridiculous topic. Trolling. Some advice for next time; Build up a larger sum of posts over time and then do it, at least that way it'll work properly. It is kinda sad you're signing up just to troll, but make it worthwhile at least. You don't have sex with dogs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoadRunner71 Posted May 23, 2013 Share Posted May 23, 2013 He probably wants more sex, he already misses you. You should give him what he wants, I wouldn't disobey an angry dog hungry of sex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steviesix33 Posted May 23, 2013 Author Share Posted May 23, 2013 I presume he meant he got him a girlfriend or something. that or hes just trolling. How would I be trolling? You are brand new and have 6 posts and make some ridiculous topic. Trolling. Some advice for next time; Build up a larger sum of posts over time and then do it, at least that way it'll work properly. It is kinda sad you're signing up just to troll, but make it worthwhile at least. EDIT: Nobody here is going to waste any more time on you, just go away. Lol, upset that this sh*tty forum has too many trolls? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antinark Posted May 23, 2013 Share Posted May 23, 2013 I presume he meant he got him a girlfriend or something. that or hes just trolling. How would I be trolling? You are brand new and have 6 posts and make some ridiculous topic. Trolling. Some advice for next time; Build up a larger sum of posts over time and then do it, at least that way it'll work properly. It is kinda sad you're signing up just to troll, but make it worthwhile at least. You don't have sex with dogs? It's cool guys, he's down with the bitches. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Node Posted May 23, 2013 Share Posted May 23, 2013 Dog sh*t dick. Signing up to a gaming forum to post about your problems with a dog that you f*ck. You must have a great life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudy Posted May 23, 2013 Share Posted May 23, 2013 Marry him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExtremoMania Posted May 23, 2013 Share Posted May 23, 2013 Marry him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pyrrhic Posted May 23, 2013 Share Posted May 23, 2013 My two rabbits are slowly destroying our couches too. Believe it or not they can jump up and for some reason are scratching the f*ck out of it, one of them bit two holes in it. However I don't reward them with sex, usually just a celery stick or something Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The-King Posted May 23, 2013 Share Posted May 23, 2013 My two rabbits are slowly destroying our couches too.Believe it or not they can jump up and for some reason are scratching the f*ck out of it, one of them bit two holes in it. Rabbits are destructive little f*cks; it's been a good four years since we've had one and we're still finding things they destroyed during their tenure as pets. Atleast we're done finding their sh*t everywhere, I think the last one we found was like a year and a half ago, though new piss spots that we hadn't seen before are found with frequency. |PropagandaIncorporated:|: Steam:|: DeviantArt:|: Last.FM| Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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