growsinwater Posted May 20, 2013 Share Posted May 20, 2013 The first fa**ot ass bitch I see wearing purple will be the first to go, Balla or not Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Durden Posted May 20, 2013 Share Posted May 20, 2013 The first fa**ot ass bitch I see wearing purple will be the first to go, Balla or not What if a grandson knits his grandmother a purple quilt to wear as a souvenir because he's moving countries and wants grandma to remember him, and you see granny walking limping around LS with that purple quilt around her head? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Los Santos Fire Posted May 20, 2013 Author Share Posted May 20, 2013 Nobody. Sorry. I don't believe in video game violence. Wat. That's like going to McDonald's for a salad. I don't even... I go to McDonalds for salad. What are you playing at my boy? Southwest Grilled Chicken Salad for the f*cking win. Fine, it's like going to a hooker for a hug. Hooker hugs are like $5. Still don't get your point Im not sure what sadder, the fact that you know how much a hooker hug cost or the fact that you have to buy your hugs from hookers to begin with Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CryptReaperDorian Posted May 20, 2013 Share Posted May 20, 2013 Huh? But IIRC gtafreak is white and Capricornus is black... how are you guys brothers? Daddy is a zebra and Mommy is a panda? It adds up to me. On topic: I'm not that biased. So, I'll smack every pedestrian I see. It's mostly to see and hear their reactions. The ones with the most entertaining (or funny) reactions will be the ones I beat up and kill the most. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anubias Posted May 20, 2013 Share Posted May 20, 2013 Gonna kill a cop and take his gun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpooge Posted May 20, 2013 Share Posted May 20, 2013 I'll be with a mate or two on release night picking up copies of GTA V. He'll most likely go home and bug me to get on Xbox Live. So him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
F8RNiKate Posted May 20, 2013 Share Posted May 20, 2013 Bigfoot i would kill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacket60 Posted May 20, 2013 Share Posted May 20, 2013 Someone who deserves it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaara Of The Sand Posted May 20, 2013 Share Posted May 20, 2013 A female cop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadowfox_ Posted May 20, 2013 Share Posted May 20, 2013 No. Nobody. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dope_0110 Posted May 20, 2013 Share Posted May 20, 2013 Some pedestrian that I accidentally run over. This is probably exactly how it will be for me either this or a target in a mission as I like to keep my pointless murdering to a limit. I do hope that Rockstar makes a bigger deal out of the death of characters or peds and I dont mean to make it gritty and real. But the pedestrians themselves need to make a bigger deal and sh*t should hit the fan I mean you just f*cking killed a person who had a life in Los Santos. How would people seriously react? How would the world feel in that moment? with you on this one. Though I don't see how they could make the death more important without affecting the fun of gameplay. But for some reason, I blame growing up, I never killed one pedestrian in IV, and only a few in SA even (not counting the ones you'd inevitably kill while in a high speed chase). OT.. will kill the first person who I need to in a mission. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nigelhere9901 Posted May 20, 2013 Share Posted May 20, 2013 Driving over the first pedestrian I see on the screen. Will be testing out the updated version of Euphoria as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graven Posted May 20, 2013 Share Posted May 20, 2013 Probably myself, fall of the bicycle in intro and get run over by a truck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dale Nixon Posted May 20, 2013 Share Posted May 20, 2013 The first thing I'm gonna do after the intro mission is beat a cop to death and then take his gun and nightstick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpooge Posted May 20, 2013 Share Posted May 20, 2013 Probably myself, fall of the bicycle in intro and get run over by a truck. This might happen to me as well.. Preferably by a train. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CryptReaperDorian Posted May 20, 2013 Share Posted May 20, 2013 Probably myself, fall of the bicycle in intro and get run over by a truck. Like in GTA IV, I'll probably get nailed constantly by taxi drivers. Once that happens in GTA V, I'll go beserk and turn all of those yellow boxes and their piece of sh*t drivers into smoldering ashes and scrap metal. It'll be all to the tune of the classic song featured in GTA 2. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiffster Posted May 20, 2013 Share Posted May 20, 2013 Probably myself, fall of the bicycle in intro and get run over by a truck. Lol! This happened to me the first time I played the intro mission in San Andreas! Was so excited to play but then fell of the bicycle and was killed by an oncoming car Anyway OT: I'll probably kill a few peds to test the Euphoria. Also, I wanna play around with a bus full of peeps to see what they gonna do and how they animate. It would be awesome if people inside a bus roll around etc when the bus is hit by a train or whatever, instead of just staying in their seats. So I'm gonna test this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpooge Posted May 20, 2013 Share Posted May 20, 2013 Probably myself, fall of the bicycle in intro and get run over by a truck. Lol! This happened to me the first time I played the intro mission in San Andreas! Was so excited to play but then fell of the bicycle and was killed by an oncoming car Anyway OT: I'll probably kill a few peds to test the Euphoria. Also, I wanna play around with a bus full of peeps to see what they gonna do and how they animate. It would be awesome if people inside a bus roll around etc when the bus is hit by a train or whatever, instead of just staying in their seats. So I'm gonna test this I am also curious on this, that'd be quite.. awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTASeriesFan Posted May 20, 2013 Share Posted May 20, 2013 1st person i see will be dead GTASeriesFan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintsrow Posted May 20, 2013 Share Posted May 20, 2013 Also, I wanna play around with a bus full of peeps to see what they gonna do and how they animate. It would be awesome if people inside a bus roll around etc when the bus is hit by a train or whatever, instead of just staying in their seats. So I'm gonna test this It will be fun to drive at full speed into thin air off the side of a mountain road, in a bus filled with passengers, and see them all go weightless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain VXR Posted May 20, 2013 Share Posted May 20, 2013 Some pussyhole Balla is gonna be ended. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tenpennyisplainevil Posted May 20, 2013 Share Posted May 20, 2013 I'll try to kidnap a ped and then kill him in the desert to see if I get any heat on me. I hope I can put someone in the trunk or lock the car so I can use the gasoline trail Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dear x Sergio Posted May 20, 2013 Share Posted May 20, 2013 If the game starts out in a mission not unlike IV did, there's a pretty good possibility I'm going to run someone over. I wouldn't be surprised, though, if I wanted to toy around first. I mean, I always do. I imagine I'd walk a few steps, then run around for a few seconds, and ultimately find my way to the first pedestrian I see that's not too far from the vehicle I left with a waypoint above. I'll probably observe this pedestrian from a few feet away before I try to achieve some kind of interaction. What is this ped doing? What is it carrying? What is it wearing? In any event, I'll try to spark some communication. Maybe I'll stand really close to, and if unprovoked, bump the ped. I'll hear what it has to say, but at that point I'll be craving to tap into some of my killing potential. I'd imagine I'll be unarmed this early in the game. This ped will most likely end up beaten to death as I test out my hand-to-hand abilities. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G D Posted May 20, 2013 Share Posted May 20, 2013 Chop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zainzombie Posted May 20, 2013 Share Posted May 20, 2013 Other than running a car over a few peds (accidentally) my first kill will definitely either be a gang member, a ped who passes stupid comments/fights back for his car or a cop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sddales Posted May 20, 2013 Share Posted May 20, 2013 Yea I think I've grown up. I have no desire to steal any cars other than in a pinch or when I need them, and no desire to kill anyone who isn't trying to kill me or needs to die for a mission. Well at least when I'm playing as Franklin or Michael. When I'm playing as Trevor, people who look at me funny will probably get pummeled into submission. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamalG Posted May 20, 2013 Share Posted May 20, 2013 first whatever get in my way will die, period Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IDredMan Posted May 20, 2013 Share Posted May 20, 2013 Well ...Can it be a multikill? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vin89 Posted May 20, 2013 Share Posted May 20, 2013 Play as Franklin, get a bad-ass hand gun and point it at someone in Burger Shot. Then I'll recite Ezekiel 25:17: "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon you." Then I'm gonna unload on that mofo. Sounds pretty cool but I probably just gonna run over some ped by accident and don't even remember what I just thought of. Sad but true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Scottish Guy Posted May 20, 2013 Share Posted May 20, 2013 Chop. This. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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