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Twang.

I don't work Fridays, so I'm on the fourth day of a four-day weekend. When I woke up friday morning after a 3-hour nap, I actually lamented that the weekend had literally only just started. Steff and Arya are down in Alabama, so I'm alone and bored as f*ck. I played a bunch of Blops 2 zombies with my brother, then I got the Megaman Zero collection for my DS and I played that a bit, then some Civ 4 last night.

 

It's been a long, unproductive weekend. Now there's only 18 hours remaining and I lament that fact.

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Tracksuit Hitman

Every weekend is an unproductive one for me, it seems. Only semi-productive thing I've done is a few weights, crunches and sit-ups.

Edited by Prominent Fate

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I don't work Fridays, so I'm on the fourth day of a four-day weekend. When I woke up friday morning after a 3-hour nap, I actually lamented that the weekend had literally only just started. Steff and Arya are down in Alabama, so I'm alone and bored as f*ck. I played a bunch of Blops 2 zombies with my brother, then I got the Megaman Zero collection for my DS and I played that a bit, then some Civ 4 last night.

 

It's been a long, unproductive weekend. Now there's only 18 hours remaining and I lament that fact.

It wasn't nearly long enough for me. I got the full four day effect as well. The first day I had the wife and our daughter to keep up with, I took them to see Epic at the movie theater ('cause when you gots kids you go and watch kid stuff). The next day I spent finally getting around to finishing Mafia II and I played some Duke Nukem Forever (yeah so what wanna fight about it?)... My 3rd day involved doing nothing but college home work. It was horrible. Finally for Memorial Day I went to my Dad's house and we grilled out. Had some badass burgers and hot dogs, and drank some beers.

 

Now I'm at work, and I'll go straight from here to college. My days look like sh*t until Friday rolls around again. I seriously wish I had a remote that stopped time, like in that Adam Sandler flick... just you know, without all the sh*tty side effects.

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Otter

Is there a signup form?

 

I'm also a leader of Prop Inc which is more of a romantic notion now than anything else, and I'm a moderator on the GTAF Minecraft server. Which is pretty much the only game I play these days.

 

 

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Is there a signup form?

 

I'm also a leader of Prop Inc which is more of a romantic notion now than anything else, and I'm a moderator on the GTAF Minecraft server. Which is pretty much the only game I play these days.

You are bold to request the form so early. Most are intimidated by the form.

 

 

 

 

 

1. You walk into a drinking establishment, you have one chance to impress the fine specimen of lady bits pressed up against the bar. What say you?2. Assuming the woman goes wild and wants to bed you instantly, you now discover the woman once played guitar in the 90's pop band Hanson. How does this effect your situation?3. You dirty son of a bitch.4. How do you deal with your shame?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

This may or may not be an official questionnaire. I will contact our people about your inquiry, thank you for your interest. I enjoy sea mammals very much.

 

 

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Otter

 

1. You walk into a drinking establishment, you have one chance to impress the fine specimen of lady bits pressed up against the bar. What say you?

 

Shots!

 

2. Assuming the woman goes wild and wants to bed you instantly, you now discover the woman once played guitar in the 90's pop band Hanson. How does this effect your situation?

 

Shots!

 

3. You dirty son of a bitch.

 

Shots!

 

4. How do you deal with your shame?

 

Therapy.

 

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1. You walk into a drinking establishment, you have one chance to impress the fine specimen of lady bits pressed up against the bar. What say you?

 

Shots!

 

2. Assuming the woman goes wild and wants to bed you instantly, you now discover the woman once played guitar in the 90's pop band Hanson. How does this effect your situation?

 

Shots!

 

3. You dirty son of a bitch.

 

Shots!

 

4. How do you deal with your shame?

 

Therapy.

 

Therapy is how I deal with it. Although I believe we would have also accepted Shots! as the final answer.

 

You win!

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Twang.

Everyone welcome Otter to the Network!

 

 

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Otter

A resounding fanfare! You assholes. tounge.gif

 

Anyone else interested in joining the minecraft server? We've got some really fun builds going on!

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Loch Dawg

If I remember to download Minecraft I might.

 

@Outcast: Let me remember my login details and we can try and set something up. Do you play on the NA servers?

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WindyCityOutlaw

Well, this is probably the gang with the most potential in 2013.

 

Thank you for restoring my hope in the Gangs Section. icon14.gif

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Rown

Congratulations on your acceptance, Otter!

 

My, it's been days since last I saw you mining and crafting.

 

Oh those were the days...

 

Rown rampage_ani.gif

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Outcast
Let me remember my login details and we can try and set something up. Do you play on the NA servers?

Yeah I'm on the NA server. Let me know when you're down for a game, could even get Prominent Fate as well since he plays too.

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Tracksuit Hitman

Congratulations on your successful arrival, Otter. icon14.gif

 

If I can sort a way of getting Minecraft to work on my Macbook Pro I'll probably join the server.

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Otter

That's how I play it, and I dare say it's a better experience than PC. It runs natively on the Mac. wink.gif

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Tracksuit Hitman
That's how I play it, and I dare say it's a better experience than PC. It runs natively on the Mac. wink.gif

I'll pinch my dads password and download/install it then. Can't install it without the password because of his darn lock. Silly little sisters cause that to happen.

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Lurch
Macbook Pro

'fraid you're out of the gang, mate. You too, Otter. We just don't have time for them there apple products around there parts.

 

 

 

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Sgt. Foley

Very late indeed, good luck from the Federal Investigation Bureau.

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Sandman

Good luck man

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Otter
Macbook Pro

'fraid you're out of the gang, mate. You too, Otter. We just don't have time for them there apple products around there parts.

 

 

 

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I vote Lurch is kicked out of this group.

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Lurch

Go play on your fagbook pro.

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Otter

Pffffft you're not even in the FIB.

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Bartleby

 

Pffffft you're not even in the FIB.

There's no way he'd get past the gauntlet of entry requirements, it's like the frickin' Freemasons over there. You gotta be top dog to get into something like the FIB. And just as well, considering they were willing to take on such a great legacy as 629!

 

EDIT: Btw, they're totally pro-Saltine. Sgt. Foley told me himself.

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Otter

I read a lot of pro-ritz sentiment over there. I think those boys are a little light in their banana hammocks, if you catch the most obvious of drifts I am disseminating towards you.

 

(ritz eaters have small dinks)

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Sgt. Foley

I love Ritz.

 

 

End of story.

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Otter
I love Ritz.

 

 

End of story.

Au contraire, sir, you've just written the first line of a brand new tale.

 

 

A tale of cracker redemption.

 

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Bartleby

 

I love Ritz.

 

 

End of story.

You're only blinded by the bright lights and glamour of their parties. This is completely normal. With time you will come to find that when it comes to truth, when it comes to freedom, and when it comes to a damn fine pair of slacks, Saltines are far and away the best option.

 

One day, you will find the true path. I have faith in you, son!

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Otter

God dammit Bartleby, can't you take anything seriously?

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Bartleby
God dammit Bartleby, can't you take anything seriously?

He will decide his own fate! You're not even his real father!

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God dammit Bartleby, can't you take anything seriously?

He will decide his own fate! You're not even his real father!

You know not of what you speak!

 

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You will pay the price for your lack of vision!

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