Verdant Posted May 19, 2013 Share Posted May 19, 2013 Back in Grade 2, we had a wet day time table and had to stay in class for lunchtime. My friends and I were mucking around with the blocks until I threw one hitting one of the boys in the side of the neck by one of the edges of the block It was a pretty deep cut too, and was bleeding for quite some time. I was in a lot of sh*t by the teachers that day.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LittleBlueTroll Posted May 19, 2013 Share Posted May 19, 2013 When i was 18, the geekiest boy in the year at school added me on Facebook. So i decided to wind him up a bit. He lived alone with his mum and wasn't exactly set for money, and he was a huge gaming fan but could barely afford any new titles. So on Facebook i made out i had everything, and asked if he wanted to come to my house and play games for the night because i had every gaming item going. (Which i didn't) And his reply was, "Ok i want to, but if i am staying over my mum will have to talk to your mum" The kid was 18, and he needed parent permission to have a sleep over. Anyway i convinced him to not tell his mum, and i said i would pick him up around 7:30 in my brand new Ford Focus RS (Which i told him i had) I drove passed the meeting point with my mates at 7:45 because we was going out, and there he was, bags in hand waiting. We drove past stealthily and he didn't see us. I messaged him the next day and said "sorry mate car broke down" He replied "Oh that's ok i forgot anyway" Even though we saw him waiting outside. To this day, i feel so ashamed of myself for this. But as the topic was here, i though i would share. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peregrin Brandytook Posted May 19, 2013 Share Posted May 19, 2013 When i was 18, the geekiest boy in the year at school added me on Facebook. So i decided to wind him up a bit. He lived alone with his mum and wasn't exactly set for money, and he was a huge gaming fan but could barely afford any new titles. So on Facebook i made out i had everything, and asked if he wanted to come to my house and play games for the night because i had every gaming item going. (Which i didn't) And his reply was, "Ok i want to, but if i am staying over my mum will have to talk to your mum" The kid was 18, and he needed parent permission to have a sleep over. Anyway i convinced him to not tell his mum, and i said i would pick him up around 7:30 in my brand new Ford Focus RS (Which i told him i had) I drove passed the meeting point with my mates at 7:45 because we was going out, and there he was, bags in hand waiting. We drove past stealthily and he didn't see us. I messaged him the next day and said "sorry mate car broke down" He replied "Oh that's ok i forgot anyway" Even though we saw him waiting outside. To this day, i feel so ashamed of myself for this. But as the topic was here, i though i would share. how mean Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shitposter Posted May 19, 2013 Share Posted May 19, 2013 i posted this in another topic a while go, but i was hanging out with a few "friends" (not friends anymore) they convinced me to go this construction site, i had to keep watch as these c*nts stole the fire extinguishers, when i realised that the guy working there saw them. i bailed and they got caught. and I am in the middle of trolling a bitchy slut on facebook aswell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Finn 7 five 11 Posted May 19, 2013 Share Posted May 19, 2013 i posted this in another topic a while go, but i was hanging out with a few "friends" (not friends anymore) they convinced me to go this construction site, i had to keep watch as these c*nts stole the fire extinguishers, when i realised that the guy working there saw them. i bailed and they got caught. and I am in the middle of trolling a bitchy slut on facebook aswell Funny that, the exact same thing happened to two of my mates. I wasn't with them that time, but the time before we stole a bunch of fire extinguishers and a boatload of grease which led to me having broken bones for 4 months, i'll tell te story tomorrow, sleepy time now. Anyway the second or third time my three mates went in, I waited nearby, one got out, the other two got charged with breaking and entering/burglary, and one of them got charged with armed burglary/breaking and entering, even though they didn't steal anything. Under 18 though, so the record comes clean at 18 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shitposter Posted May 19, 2013 Share Posted May 19, 2013 I dumped a girl by sending her a photo of me and her ex kissing. wait,what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Living Tribunal Posted May 19, 2013 Share Posted May 19, 2013 (edited) I dumped a girl by sending her a photo of me and her ex kissing. wait,what? That startled me too, on first reading it, but then I realised that this, to be true, DeeDeeWGFA must be a female. But when I loked at the profile, I see "Male" . I was like what the hell ? Edited May 19, 2013 by Zohair12345 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGodDamnMaster Posted May 20, 2013 Share Posted May 20, 2013 -dropped a potted shamrock plant that had been passed down the family for over 100 years. -smashed my pet hermit crab with my shoe after he pinched my thumb -pretended to be some bullied kid's friend in elementary school and then dumped a milk carton on his head in the cafeteria 1st one: Was it on accident or on purpose? If on accident I would have felt like sh*t for the rest of my life 2nd one: 3rd one: Well damn... That's mean haha It was an accident, but I still felt evil for doing it. How did your family react to that? I would imagine it wasn't so good... My dad yelled at me ferociously for a good 10 minutes and I spent the next 2 days in my room and refused to talk to anyone. Intel Core i9-9900k | Seasonic FOCUS Plus 750W | 32GB Corsair Vengeance LPX 2666MHzMSI GeForce RTX2070 | WD Blue 1TB HDD | Samsung 950 PRO M.2 512GBAntec Nine Hundred Black Steel ATX Mid Tower | MSI MPG Z390 Gaming Pro Carbon AC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeeDeeWGFA Posted May 20, 2013 Share Posted May 20, 2013 I dumped a girl by sending her a photo of me and her ex kissing. wait,what? That startled me too, on first reading it, but then I realised that this, to be true, DeeDeeWGFA must be a female. But when I loked at the profile, I see "Male" . I was like what the hell ? Or that I'm not a close minded homophobe It was totally worth it though, she went mental, cried for two weeks straight according to her cousin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvilFuture Posted May 20, 2013 Share Posted May 20, 2013 -dropped a potted shamrock plant that had been passed down the family for over 100 years. -smashed my pet hermit crab with my shoe after he pinched my thumb -pretended to be some bullied kid's friend in elementary school and then dumped a milk carton on his head in the cafeteria 1st one: Was it on accident or on purpose? If on accident I would have felt like sh*t for the rest of my life 2nd one: 3rd one: Well damn... That's mean haha It was an accident, but I still felt evil for doing it. How did your family react to that? I would imagine it wasn't so good... My dad yelled at me ferociously for a good 10 minutes and I spent the next 2 days in my room and refused to talk to anyone. Reminds me of the time that my aunt had just bought this nice fire pit thing and I had been working all day so I sit my fatass upon it and it broke. She was pretty pissed and I went home and stayed in my room all day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Of Monra Posted May 20, 2013 Share Posted May 20, 2013 I dumped a girl by sending her a photo of me and her ex kissing. wait,what? That startled me too, on first reading it, but then I realised that this, to be true, DeeDeeWGFA must be a female. But when I loked at the profile, I see "Male" . I was like what the hell ? So he kissed a dude? Maybe he's bisexual? Who cares anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGodDamnMaster Posted May 20, 2013 Share Posted May 20, 2013 Fractured a kids scull for no reason whatsoever. He fell of my truck after me telling him what would happen. Shot a cat with a .357 it was feral and attacked a child. Always swerve to hit squirrels. They chew up my ignition wires, so f*ck them. Slashed all 4 tires on a fa**ot's Prius. For cutting me off. That just what you get bro. Sold someone 200$ in fake gold. To a "fly by night" pop up buyer. Set a car on fire at a mud bog. After other people did worse. It was parked next to others scheduled for destruction by the event management. No one knew till the owner sobered up. Put molasses in someone's gas tank. Kept my family member from driving when tore up on whiskey. There's more these are ones I can defend. Not 1 charge has ever been brought against me. Sort of a troll lol -If you knew that was going to happen, why not prohibit him from getting on the truck? -Fair enough, given what you said was true. -Killing animals intentionally? And indiscriminately? You're trash. -So now he's going to have to pay a tow truck to come get his car, and then pay for parts and labor for the replacement of his tires. So you cost him a lot of money. -I couldn't care less about this. -"After other people did worse" I love that card you played. You weren't authorized to destroy someone else's property. -You seem to love f*cking with other peoples' cars don't you? And no there's no way you can defend any of these, you sound like a hot-headed jackass. You deserve several charges. Intel Core i9-9900k | Seasonic FOCUS Plus 750W | 32GB Corsair Vengeance LPX 2666MHzMSI GeForce RTX2070 | WD Blue 1TB HDD | Samsung 950 PRO M.2 512GBAntec Nine Hundred Black Steel ATX Mid Tower | MSI MPG Z390 Gaming Pro Carbon AC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvilFuture Posted May 20, 2013 Share Posted May 20, 2013 I dumped a girl by sending her a photo of me and her ex kissing. wait,what? That startled me too, on first reading it, but then I realised that this, to be true, DeeDeeWGFA must be a female. But when I loked at the profile, I see "Male" . I was like what the hell ? So he kissed a dude? Maybe he's bisexual? Who cares anyway. Maybe the girl is the one who is bisexual and dated a girl before him? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Of Monra Posted May 20, 2013 Share Posted May 20, 2013 I dumped a girl by sending her a photo of me and her ex kissing. wait,what? That startled me too, on first reading it, but then I realised that this, to be true, DeeDeeWGFA must be a female. But when I loked at the profile, I see "Male" . I was like what the hell ? So he kissed a dude? Maybe he's bisexual? Who cares anyway. Maybe the girl is the one who is bisexual and dated a girl before him? Yeah that might be it too. There are homosexuals and bisexual people on this planet. Who knew! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gtaghost22 Posted May 20, 2013 Share Posted May 20, 2013 Or that I'm not a close minded homophobe What does homophobia has to do with you kissing another man (or a woman) to piss off your girlfriend? Nothing against homosexuals/bisexuals, by the way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGodDamnMaster Posted May 20, 2013 Share Posted May 20, 2013 Or that I'm not a close minded homophobe What does homophobia has to do with you kissing another man (or a woman) to piss off your girlfriend? Nothing against homosexuals/bisexuals, by the way. None taken. I won't say which one though, I'll leave it up to your imagination. Intel Core i9-9900k | Seasonic FOCUS Plus 750W | 32GB Corsair Vengeance LPX 2666MHzMSI GeForce RTX2070 | WD Blue 1TB HDD | Samsung 950 PRO M.2 512GBAntec Nine Hundred Black Steel ATX Mid Tower | MSI MPG Z390 Gaming Pro Carbon AC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vertical limit Posted May 20, 2013 Share Posted May 20, 2013 It is isn't exactly evil but at a party where there was weed and alcohol. For you to smoke that stuff you had to pay as that sh*t obviously it ain't free. So me and my mate collected the money and instead of givin them cigarettes that had weed in them, we gave them cigarettes that were emptied and refilled (to make it look like it had weed inside). It was so funny watching them pretending getting high and the munchies "are kicking in". It went along the lines of that. I don't remember what exactly happened. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvilFuture Posted May 20, 2013 Share Posted May 20, 2013 It is isn't exactly evil but at a party where there was weed and alcohol. For you to smoke that stuff you had to pay as that sh*t obviously it ain't free. So me and my mate collected the money and instead of givin them cigarettes that had weed in them, we gave them cigarettes that were emptied and refilled (to make it look like it had weed inside). It was so funny watching them pretending getting high and the munchies "are kicking in". It went along the lines of that. I don't remember what exactly happened. That reminds me of a life goal I have. I want to throw a party with non alcoholic beer and see how many people act wasted lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeeDeeWGFA Posted May 20, 2013 Share Posted May 20, 2013 Or that I'm not a close minded homophobe What does homophobia has to do with you kissing another man (or a woman) to piss off your girlfriend? Nothing against homosexuals/bisexuals, by the way. Homophobe was maybe the wrong word, little bit ignorant perhaps,aren't we all occasionally. QUOTE (vertical limit @ Monday, May 20 2013, 00:55) It is isn't exactly evil but at a party where there was weed and alcohol. For you to smoke that stuff you had to pay as that sh*t obviously it ain't free. So me and my mate collected the money and instead of givin them cigarettes that had weed in them, we gave them cigarettes that were emptied and refilled (to make it look like it had weed inside). It was so funny watching them pretending getting high and the munchies "are kicking in". It went along the lines of that. I don't remember what exactly happened. ^ Reminds me of another ex I gave a bottle of blue WKD filled with powerade to and she started getting drunk after a 1/4 bottle, we were pissing ourselves and she didn't get why. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chunkyman Posted May 20, 2013 Share Posted May 20, 2013 I haven't done much particularly evil. I enjoy pranks, and sometimes I take them too far. The only bad thing I do on a regular basis is be a complete dick in Call of Duty multiplayer. I play hardcore mode and always kill my teammates and steal their care packages. In search and destroy, I often kill the teammate planting/defusing the bomb and do it myself. Or I'll kill the one with the flag and carry it their myself. I'll also destroy all of their equipment and kill streak rewards. Sometimes I'll get the scavenger perk and follow a guy around lobbing concussion and flash-bang grenades at his feet. On the rare occasions I play with my cousin, we'll trap people in a spawn room by blocking both doors so that the whole team is eventually trapped and could be killed with a single grenade. I even use counter-spy planes so that the enemy can't see their constant gunshots on the radar, which delays their arrival so the team is trapped for as long as possible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeWh Posted May 20, 2013 Share Posted May 20, 2013 Fractured a kids scull for no reason whatsoever. He fell of my truck after me telling him what would happen. Shot a cat with a .357 it was feral and attacked a child. Always swerve to hit squirrels. They chew up my ignition wires, so f*ck them. Slashed all 4 tires on a fa**ot's Prius. For cutting me off. That just what you get bro. Sold someone 200$ in fake gold. To a "fly by night" pop up buyer. Set a car on fire at a mud bog. After other people did worse. It was parked next to others scheduled for destruction by the event management. No one knew till the owner sobered up. Put molasses in someone's gas tank. Kept my family member from driving when tore up on whiskey. There's more these are ones I can defend. Not 1 charge has ever been brought against me. Sort of a troll lol -If you knew that was going to happen, why not prohibit him from getting on the truck? -Fair enough, given what you said was true. -Killing animals intentionally? And indiscriminately? You're trash. -So now he's going to have to pay a tow truck to come get his car, and then pay for parts and labor for the replacement of his tires. So you cost him a lot of money. -I couldn't care less about this. -"After other people did worse" I love that card you played. You weren't authorized to destroy someone else's property. -You seem to love f*cking with other peoples' cars don't you? And no there's no way you can defend any of these, you sound like a hot-headed jackass. You deserve several charges. and a bloody good kicking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Pizza Delivery Guy Posted May 20, 2013 Share Posted May 20, 2013 I vandalized a church recently. I stole a cross from the yard as well. I remember seeing those crosses one morning and I thought: "I wonder who they are going to crucify today?" I guess I saved one guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilverRST Posted May 20, 2013 Share Posted May 20, 2013 Lol, I don't know if this is "evil" but when I was a little kid, i loved to do pranks. So I dumped my sh*t near the toilet so the sh*t felt on the ground and then whiped my ass and threw the paper near the sh*t too. To make it worst, I pissed a lot to the ground, the wall and at the toilet. Man, too bad i could't know who cleaned all that sh*t up lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTA-King Posted May 20, 2013 Share Posted May 20, 2013 (edited) EDIT: bleh. Ignore this post. Edited May 20, 2013 by GTA-King Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TECHN9CiAN Posted May 20, 2013 Share Posted May 20, 2013 When I was a teenager, I used to mug and beat the sh*t out of anybody who looked like an easy target with deep pockets, must have robbed over 30 people, and beat down about 8-10 of them for resisting. I've rempented for my sins and found Christ. He was under the bed the whole time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I<3GTAV Posted May 20, 2013 Share Posted May 20, 2013 I haven't done much particularly evil. I enjoy pranks, and sometimes I take them too far. The only bad thing I do on a regular basis is be a complete dick in Call of Duty multiplayer. I play hardcore mode and always kill my teammates and steal their care packages. In search and destroy, I often kill the teammate planting/defusing the bomb and do it myself. Or I'll kill the one with the flag and carry it their myself. I'll also destroy all of their equipment and kill streak rewards. Sometimes I'll get the scavenger perk and follow a guy around lobbing concussion and flash-bang grenades at his feet. On the rare occasions I play with my cousin, we'll trap people in a spawn room by blocking both doors so that the whole team is eventually trapped and could be killed with a single grenade. I even use counter-spy planes so that the enemy can't see their constant gunshots on the radar, which delays their arrival so the team is trapped for as long as possible. You evil bastard! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Finn 7 five 11 Posted May 20, 2013 Share Posted May 20, 2013 Or that I'm not a close minded homophobe What does homophobia has to do with you kissing another man (or a woman) to piss off your girlfriend? A homophobe wouldn't kiss a guy for any reason,.because obviously, they are a homophobe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sneakerhead. Posted May 20, 2013 Share Posted May 20, 2013 When I get mad on games like BF3 Hardcore, I won't throw my controller or send messages or anything like that, I will usually join the enemies team, and repeatedly kill the people who kept killing me. Atleast it spares my controllers lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Algonquin Assassin Posted May 20, 2013 Share Posted May 20, 2013 I haven't done anything evil to anyone (I'm too nice ), but a few years ago one of my brother's friends got a handjob by his girlfriend and came into a soda can to give to someone and they drank it. Needless to say I threw up after hearing the story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braindawg Posted May 20, 2013 Share Posted May 20, 2013 Fractured a kids scull for no reason whatsoever. He fell of my truck after me telling him what would happen. Shot a cat with a .357 it was feral and attacked a child. Always swerve to hit squirrels. They chew up my ignition wires, so f*ck them. Slashed all 4 tires on a fa**ot's Prius. For cutting me off. That just what you get bro. Sold someone 200$ in fake gold. To a "fly by night" pop up buyer. Set a car on fire at a mud bog. After other people did worse. It was parked next to others scheduled for destruction by the event management. No one knew till the owner sobered up. Put molasses in someone's gas tank. Kept my family member from driving when tore up on whiskey. There's more these are ones I can defend. Not 1 charge has ever been brought against me. Sort of a troll lol I can come up with better than that. This topic's gonna be full of bullsh*t stories even more than it is now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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