Evil Things You have done to people

[SchizNitz]

Umm... I stole two dollars from an end table at my friends house when I was about 9 years old.

And I also stuck apple stickers on a substitute teachers skirt when I was about 8 or 9 too.

Oh I also ran with scissors this one time.

Edited May 19, 2013 by thatguy23

[Secura]

I once had an argument with a friend of mine, but in order to be the better man I decided that I'd walk a mile in his shoes.

 

So I took all of his shoes and walked a mile in each pair, now he has no shoes and I live miles away!

[Grand Theft Savage]

Most evil thing I've ever done was hook up with some friends beat the living hell out of this kid from our school and took his money... And then we trashed his mother's car... And broke one of the windows of his house...

 

Now that I think about it, I've done a ton of evil things. I really am a bad person. Well, I was.

[EvilFuture]

I've masturbated onto a lot of peoples possessions and belongings and sh*t before.

Did you do that in my mashed potatoes at KFC once? I could have sworn I tasted man gravy.

The fact that you know what man gravy tastes like is more disturbing to me lol

 

Last year I broke a kids nose while we were walking to the bus (long story) and I left him laying there and got on my bus and I don't know what happened to him after that, I got in major trouble. He moved to another school. lol

[GTA-King]

 

I don't think evil is the word they have in mind. More like desperate (not necessarily my personal opinion though).

Politicians campaign for votes. Why can't I?

 

@gtafreak10: You have never tried your own man gravy?

 

[ExtremoMania]

I've masturbated onto a lot of peoples possessions and belongings and sh*t before.

 

[blitz]

The look of despair on my baby brother's face when I told him the easter bunny wasn't real haunts me in my sleep to this very day.

[GunWrath]

Definitely a weird topic here, might see some ungodly sh*t happen in here, lol.

 

I'll say one evil thing I've done. I remember when I was around 14, I used to have a girl live near me, she ended up dating my best friend so I was abit upset cause I had abit of a crush on her, so at her house one day while her and I were hanging out .. she went outside for something, I ended up pulling some loose pubes out and placing it on the head of her Furby (little toy that was popular amongst chicks at that time) .. so it looks like the hair a regular furby would have.. Finally one day I told her about it and I remember her saying 'I thought something was funny about the hair falling off anytime I've moved it.'

 

Not seriously evil, but that's my mentality on some things. I've done far worse things but this isn't the place to say

 

Edit: Don't f*cking judge me, you're in here peeping

[MrcTOtheJ]

@GTA-King I don't think I've tried my own 'Man Gravy' either. Never crossed my mind to do it.

 

Anyhow evil things I've done.

 

1. Stole a candy bar or two from local stores when I was younger.

 

2. Told my brother he was adopted, fell for it. He was young, and well it made for some chuckles.

 

3. Snapped on a few people, nearly blacked out on this one kid if it wasn't for my neighbor hearing me slam the kid by his throat into his Trailer. Kid wouldn't stop pushing me around insulting me so I guess it wasn't evil but there where other people whom didn't deserve it, as much.

 

4. Broke into a house. Granted it was with the kid who lived there, and he was my best friend, we didn't do anything but play Vice City, and some WWE game, and drink a hilarious amount of coffee but he wasn't supposed to be there his parents were on a trip at that time, and they had trust issues with their kids at the time...looking back we didn't make those any better did we.

 

5. Made a librarianquit her job. Okay at least this is what I like to think. I was in Kindergarten, and the libertarian wouldn't let me check out a book about cars that was a higher level than what we where aloud to check out. I was able to read it mind you and comprehend it no less, it wasn't rocket science and I've always had a high reading level according to those tests they make you take (I think it was 7th grade ish in the 2nd grade and it was beyond 12th grade level in the 5th which is the last time I took it) but anyways I freak out on her, call her a few things that were bad, typical tantrum stuff, the Teacher comes, and actually tells her to let me check out the book she calls my parents after school, and tells them what went down, and they all tell me to take a chill next time. Hardly got into trouble it seemed.

 

Next year first grade rolls around and we go to the school library the first day, and there's a new librarian. Now odds are it was all a coincidence, but I like to tell the story as me pushing a school librarian to quit her job.

 

Nothing really evil, I mean I'm a dick at times but nothing I'd consider evil, it's not like I'm out genocide people.

[EvilFuture]

 

I don't think evil is the word they have in mind. More like desperate (not necessarily my personal opinion though).

Politicians campaign for votes. Why can't I?

 

@gtafreak10: You have never tried your own man gravy?

 

Oh, so that's where that meme came from! And no, can't say I have haha

Edited May 21, 2013 by gtafreak10

[rudy]

I once snatched a Nintendo from a kid who was playing Pokemon and restarted the whole game.

 

Now, the kid's gotta play it from beginning.

 

I laughed like "BUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" after that.

 

I AM FREAKIN EVIL!!!

[EvilFuture]

I once snatched a Nintendo from a kid who was playing Pokemon and restarted the whole game.

 

Now, the kid's gotta play it from beginning.

 

I laughed like "BUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" after that.

 

I AM FREAKIN EVIL!!!

You're going to rot in hell for that. May Satan f*ck you in the ass with his fiery cock, you evil maniac.

[TheGodDamnMaster]

-sold my brother's gamecube and all of his games

-dropped a potted shamrock plant that had been passed down the family for over 100 years.

-beat the sh*t out of some douchebag in high school for talking sh*t about me behind my back. had to pay his hospital bills.

-broke a lot of my friends' toys on purpose over the years when we were kids

-smashed my pet hermit crab with my shoe after he pinched my thumb

-smashed a rock on my friend's foot after he pushed me off the swingset

-when we were kids, i hit my brother in the head with a baseball bat for punching me

-pretended to be some bullied kid's friend in elementary school and then dumped a milk carton on his head in the cafeteria

[EvilFuture]

-dropped a potted shamrock plant that had been passed down the family for over 100 years.

-smashed my pet hermit crab with my shoe after he pinched my thumb

-pretended to be some bullied kid's friend in elementary school and then dumped a milk carton on his head in the cafeteria

1st one: Was it on accident or on purpose? If on accident I would have felt like sh*t for the rest of my life

2nd one:

3rd one: Well damn... That's mean haha

[TheGodDamnMaster]

-dropped a potted shamrock plant that had been passed down the family for over 100 years.

-smashed my pet hermit crab with my shoe after he pinched my thumb

-pretended to be some bullied kid's friend in elementary school and then dumped a milk carton on his head in the cafeteria

1st one: Was it on accident or on purpose? If on accident I would have felt like sh*t for the rest of my life

2nd one:

3rd one: Well damn... That's mean haha

It was an accident, but I still felt evil for doing it.

[EvilFuture]

-dropped a potted shamrock plant that had been passed down the family for over 100 years.

-smashed my pet hermit crab with my shoe after he pinched my thumb

-pretended to be some bullied kid's friend in elementary school and then dumped a milk carton on his head in the cafeteria

1st one: Was it on accident or on purpose? If on accident I would have felt like sh*t for the rest of my life

2nd one:

3rd one: Well damn... That's mean haha

It was an accident, but I still felt evil for doing it.

How did your family react to that? I would imagine it wasn't so good...

[GTA-King]

I don't think evil is the word they have in mind. More like desperate (not necessarily my personal opinion though).

Politicians campaign for votes. Why can't I?

 

@gtafreak10: You have never tried your own man gravy?

 

Oh, so that's where that meme came from! And no, can't say I have haha seems nasty

It tastes like Casper's piss.

[EvilFuture]

 

I don't think evil is the word they have in mind. More like desperate (not necessarily my personal opinion though).

Politicians campaign for votes. Why can't I?

 

@gtafreak10: You have never tried your own man gravy?

 

Oh, so that's where that meme came from! And no, can't say I have haha seems nasty

It tastes like Casper's piss.

Hmm... one of my friends said it tasted like salt and vinegar chips. I was like "dude I'm pretty sure that's not normal" lol

[rudy]

I once snatched a Nintendo from a kid who was playing Pokemon and restarted the whole game.

 

Now, the kid's gotta play it from beginning.

 

I laughed like "BUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" after that.

 

I AM FREAKIN EVIL!!!

You're going to rot in hell for that. May Satan f*ck you in the ass with his fiery cock, you evil maniac.

Satan is a woman and she's a lesbian, mothercluckere.

 

Another evil thing which I remember doing is when my sister was doing some Vice city mission involving riding a car, I told her that I have found a cheat for boosting money and typed BIGBANG!

 

Now, she's gotta restart the mission from first.

 

I then laughed like "AHAHAHAHAHAHA"

[GTA-King]

I don't think evil is the word they have in mind. More like desperate (not necessarily my personal opinion though).

Politicians campaign for votes. Why can't I?

 

@gtafreak10: You have never tried your own man gravy?

 

Oh, so that's where that meme came from! And no, can't say I have haha seems nasty

It tastes like Casper's piss.

Hmm... one of my friends said it tasted like salt and vinegar. I was like "dude I'm pretty sure that's not normal" lol

I guess Casper's ecoplasmic piss has hints of salt & vinegar in it. lol.

[theNGclan]

I rented a hotel room with a friend of mine and got sh*tfaced. But, I was under alot of stress and the booze made me get a bit violent. I ended up grabbing TV and threw it off of the ledge outside. The TV landed on the hood of a car, and I ran right the f*ck out. Thankfully, my friend was the one paying for the room.

[EvilFuture]

I once snatched a Nintendo from a kid who was playing Pokemon and restarted the whole game.

 

Now, the kid's gotta play it from beginning.

 

I laughed like "BUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" after that.

 

I AM FREAKIN EVIL!!!

You're going to rot in hell for that. May Satan f*ck you in the ass with his fiery cock, you evil maniac.

Satan is a woman and she's a lesbian, mothercluckere.

 

Another evil thing which I remember doing is when my sister was doing some Vice city mission involving riding a car, I told her that I have found a cheat for boosting money and typed BIGBANG!

 

Now, she's gotta restart the mission from first.

 

I then laughed like "AHAHAHAHAHAHA"

Okay... may Sateena f*ck you in the ass with her huge fiery red dildo.

[Kifflom112]

Never did anything that evil before. Well there was this one time in 2008, when I was more active around my neighborhood and the kids weren't c*nts, I did something sinister. There were these brick sized concrete blocks and some people and I were messing around with them. I left a few in the street and then a silver car ran one of the bricks over. The car then drove into someone's driveway and stopped. I don't know if their tires got screwed up, but I just ran out of that area.

[I<3GTAV]

When I was in 4th grade I found a bird's nest with recently hatched birdies and a really big stick. I scared away the mother and knocked down the nest. I murdered the first birdie I saw and smashed it's brains out. All the other birdies walked away, limping and crying. I'm pretty sure they all died. A year ago I got a new electric automatic airsoft gun, and I found a toad on someone's lawn. I proceeded to execute it. I know, I know, I'm a badass. I know.

That's weird.

I was young and curious, and besides, at least I didn't spread my own sh*t all over a wall at a fast food place.

[Mista J]

I once snatched a Nintendo from a kid who was playing Pokemon and restarted the whole game.

 

Now, the kid's gotta play it from beginning.

 

I laughed like "BUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" after that.

 

I AM FREAKIN EVIL!!!

You cold bastard.....

[crispypistonx8]

Fractured a kids scull for no reason whatsoever. He fell of my truck after me telling him what would happen.

 

Shot a cat with a .357 it was feral and attacked a child.

 

Always swerve to hit squirrels. They chew up my ignition wires, so f*ck them.

 

Slashed all 4 tires on a fa**ot's Prius. For cutting me off. That just what you get bro.

 

Sold someone 200$ in fake gold. To a "fly by night" pop up buyer.

 

Set a car on fire at a mud bog. After other people did worse. It was parked next to others scheduled for destruction by the event management. No one knew till the owner sobered up.

 

Put molasses in someone's gas tank. Kept my family member from driving when tore up on whiskey.

 

 

There's more these are ones I can defend.

 

 

Not 1 charge has ever been brought against me. Sort of a troll lol

Edited May 19, 2013 by crispypistonx8

[Max]

There's more these are ones I can defend.

You can't really defend them though can you? You're scum.

 

The most evil thing I've ever done was knee my younger brother maliciously in the balls in a challenge when we were playing football and he was winning when I was about 14. Still feel terrible about it.

[Korpi]

Fractured a kids scull for no reason whatsoever.

 

Shot a cat with a .357

 

Always swerve to hit squirrels.

 

Slashed all 4 tires on a fa**ot's Prius. For cutting me off.

 

Sold someone 200$ in fake gold

 

Set a car on fire at a mud bog. After other people did worse.

 

Put molasses in someone's gas tank.

 

 

There's more these are ones I can defend.

 

 

Not 1 charge has ever been brought against me.

Either you're a troll or one real human excrement.

[King Of Monra]

Fractured a kids scull for no reason whatsoever.

 

Shot a cat with a .357

 

Always swerve to hit squirrels.

 

Slashed all 4 tires on a fa**ot's Prius. For cutting me off.

 

Sold someone 200$ in fake gold

 

Set a car on fire at a mud bog. After other people did worse.

 

Put molasses in someone's gas tank.

 

 

There's more these are ones I can defend.

 

 

Not 1 charge has ever been brought against me.

Either you're a troll or one real human excrement.

That's messed up indeed.

 

 

[Chris Fromage]

Worst thing I ever done:

 

Once, after playing gta San Andreas with some friends, I took my paintball gun, got in my friends car and made a drive-by on random people

 

Didn't sound that bad first, but we didn't release people can get blind or deaf when they are shot in the face...