WhitValid Posted May 18, 2013 Share Posted May 18, 2013 I think if the best we can do is look out our window we are pathetic spies. I'm going out to find something. I will follow, I will haunt. Screw you pussies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudy Posted May 18, 2013 Share Posted May 18, 2013 I'm looking out side but all I see is black. Why are you being hesitant in stalking a black? I mean blacks are f*ckin cool people, man. I could just imagine tailing a black dude all the way into a black territory. And if I'm lucky, I'll most likely be given a warm welcome and I'll get a black pussy thrown at me - Damn, I want Serena Williams so badly. Or else I'll be accused as an illegal immigrant and I'll be chased all the way back to my house by huge black males with pitchforks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kifflom112 Posted May 18, 2013 Share Posted May 18, 2013 There is a lot of activity at the house across the street. The guy who lives there works in construction or something. There is always vans or trucks parked outside of his house. One time, a year ago, a fight broke out and next thing you know there were 3 cop cars sitting in front of my house. I have weird neighbors. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExtremoMania Posted May 18, 2013 Share Posted May 18, 2013 There's this number that I wanted to spy on actually. But I don't wanna reveal. Is it the number 8? So curvy and voluptuous, you know it just wants it as well. The things I'd do to it... Actually it's seen on 2 members with their member title being 3 numbers. Wanna really know what is the meaning of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sgt. Foley Posted May 18, 2013 Share Posted May 18, 2013 Is it, 16 5 5? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExtremoMania Posted May 18, 2013 Share Posted May 18, 2013 Is it, 16 5 5? Shhh... the sheriff might know. Okay fine they are indeed, but just knowing what is it's meaning. I'm just very curious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blitz Posted May 18, 2013 Share Posted May 18, 2013 (edited) After leaving the coffe house (read previous post) me and two other friends went to the super market to buy Betty Crocker chocolate chip cookie dough so we could bake some cookies. We decided to follow this really suburban looking middle-aged soccer mom. The funny part was, every time she turned around or wasn't looking, we would sneak something into her cart. They were really random things, including: a jar of pickles, artichokes, cough syrup, echinacea tea, Zoloft, and condoms. It was really hard not to laugh, and every time she suspected something (she'd look over her shoulder and see what was going on) we would just pretend we were doing our own business. When she was done with her cart (she didn't notice the added items) she took them to the paying thingy in supermarkets, and the lady was looking at the soccer mom making comments on the stuff she bought. When she saw the banana flavored magnum condoms, her eyes widened and she tried to keep a serious face as the soccer mom tried to come up with an explanation. We left shortly afterward because we couldn't hold the laughter any further. Edited January 26, 2016 by blitz Crossed 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudy Posted May 18, 2013 Share Posted May 18, 2013 After leaving the coffe house (read previous post) me and two other friends went to the super market to buy Betty Crocker chocolate chip cookie dough so we could bake some cookies. We decided to follow this really suburban looking middle-aged soccer mom. The funny part was, every time she turned around or wasn't looking, we would sneak something into her cart. They were really random things, including: a jar of pickles, artichokes, cough syrup, echinacea tea, Zoloft, and condoms. It was really hard not to laugh, and every time she suspected something (she'd look over her shoulder and see what was going on) we would just pretend we were doing our own business. When she was done with her cart (she didn't notice the added items) she took them to the paying thingy in supermarkets, and the lady was looking at the soccer mom making comments on the stuff she bought. When she saw the banana flavored magnum condoms, her eyes widened and she tried to keep a serious face as the soccer mom tried to come up with an explanation. We left shortly afterward because we couldn't cold the laughter any further. Maybe you should have sneaked a dildo instead of the condom into it. It would've been an awesome lesbian action. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voodoo Posted May 18, 2013 Share Posted May 18, 2013 Zoloft Zoloft is OTC? So yeah, turns out the guy in the other cell was sh*tting in his hand. He wrote a few paragraphs on the puss yellow painted cinderblock wall. He's a pretty crappy writer, turns out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
universetwisters Posted May 18, 2013 Share Posted May 18, 2013 I remember about a month ago, I wanted to talk to my ex about something, so I walked up to her. Per usual, she walks away whenever I get within 10 feet of her. Normally, I would've just given up and put my hands in my pockets and walk away, but not that day! I followed her, hoping she would stop and notice me, but she didn't. She led me around the campus for a few minutes before sprinting into the girl's bathroom. I stood outside the door and called out "Yo Jessica, I wanna talk to you about something" and she said "Go away, I don't know you" and then I said "Of course you do, we used to date last year" and she said "f*ck off" and then the bell rang and I went to my first period. I need help. Payne Killer and Crossed 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OH NO Posted May 18, 2013 Author Share Posted May 18, 2013 Damn, I want Serena Williams so badly. You and me both. Right I've got the binoculars out and I am watching a boy and girl arguing in a car. This amuses me and I feel no shame in it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prometheus Posted May 18, 2013 Share Posted May 18, 2013 There's two black kids walking down the street, they look suspicious to me. I'll load the shotgun and slowly approach them, then I'll see what happens from there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Gypsy Posted May 18, 2013 Share Posted May 18, 2013 There's two black kids walking down the street, they look suspicious to me. I'll load the shotgun and slowly approach them, then I'll see what happens from there. Good idea, make sure your shout out racial slurs while your at it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OH NO Posted May 18, 2013 Author Share Posted May 18, 2013 Racial conflict is not an option, this is strictly an observing gig. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blitz Posted May 18, 2013 Share Posted May 18, 2013 Zoloft Zoloft is OTC? So yeah, turns out the guy in the other cell was sh*tting in his hand. He wrote a few paragraphs on the puss yellow painted cinderblock wall. He's a pretty crappy writer, turns out. It is in my country. I wouldn't be surprised at all if it's being illegaly sold without prescription, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Posted May 18, 2013 Share Posted May 18, 2013 across the street from my studio Guys, be cool.....be cool. We're in studio. Daz, OH NO and Moonshield 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
orbitalraindrops Posted May 18, 2013 Share Posted May 18, 2013 As an entire family we saw a fat naked man masturbating in the apartment opposite us when we holidayed in honfleur. I was 11 at the time. It was like something out of friends. I think it's why I'm a raging fa**ot. Crossed 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trip Posted May 24, 2013 Share Posted May 24, 2013 (edited) Bumping this for weirdness. I'm in my home office(3rd floor rear of the house) and I just went to turn on my window fan. It has just gotten dark here. Across the street behind my house I notice some freak just sitting there at their window(3rd floor), drinking a beer and looking out. So that freak was spying...creepy. Edit: I just checked...creeper is still there. Edited May 24, 2013 by trip Crossed 1 My crappy games at MyCrappyGames.com Free copy of Save The Puppies and Kittens Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Scratch Posted May 24, 2013 Share Posted May 24, 2013 Someone's been watching too much Burn Notice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peregrin Brandytook Posted May 26, 2013 Share Posted May 26, 2013 im looking out the window, there's some kids sitting in the middle of the road wearing nothing but pants Payne Killer 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Hat Posted May 26, 2013 Share Posted May 26, 2013 uh...what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Finn 7 five 11 Posted May 26, 2013 Share Posted May 26, 2013 Earlier I watched as I ate my KFC to men (Uni guys) have conversation with each other in the table across from mine, I saw them point out at funny looking people and such, it was interesting. One of them had a beard and sunglasses on, the other was quite a big guy, real solid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kwabs Posted May 26, 2013 Share Posted May 26, 2013 I'm watching a suspisious girl in the building across the street. She's slowly undressing... I'm not sure what she's upto, but it looks suspisious. I 'll just keep watching just to be sure. Crossed and Payne Killer 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acehilm Posted May 26, 2013 Share Posted May 26, 2013 There is a dead bird smeared outside on the road. I'm a bit suspicious why it hasn't moved yet. Perhaps a threat? Payne Killer 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OH NO Posted January 26, 2016 Author Share Posted January 26, 2016 Spying season is back, im watching a railway worker smoking outside a cabin, threat level 0 Tyler, The Dedito Gae, Daz and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sombra Posted January 26, 2016 Share Posted January 26, 2016 burning that midnight oil can see the blurred outline of someone in a bathroom, someone at their back door smoking and someone watching tv also someone walking a dog all clear here OH NO, Payne Killer and Daz 3 join the 11% Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crossed Posted January 26, 2016 Share Posted January 26, 2016 This makes me miss living in the trailer park and apartments of past. People watching... All I see now is sickly looking deer. This one buck comes by an eats apples from tree out front. Things got a huge growth/tumor on its stomach. OH NO 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OH NO Posted January 26, 2016 Author Share Posted January 26, 2016 ah, poor deer man. stay observant lads Crossed, Payne Killer, Daz and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jolly Swagman Posted January 26, 2016 Share Posted January 26, 2016 I remember about a month ago, I wanted to talk to my ex about something, so I walked up to her. Per usual, she walks away whenever I get within 10 feet of her. Normally, I would've just given up and put my hands in my pockets and walk away, but not that day! I followed her, hoping she would stop and notice me, but she didn't. She led me around the campus for a few minutes before sprinting into the girl's bathroom. I stood outside the door and called out "Yo Jessica, I wanna talk to you about something" and she said "Go away, I don't know you" and then I said "Of course you do, we used to date last year" and she said "f*ck off" and then the bell rang and I went to my first period. I need help. Chasing a girl around campus until she sprints into the toilets and yells at you to f*ck off? That doesn't sound creepy at all. Just keep at it buddy she's just playing hard to get but it seems like she definitely likes you. Cutter De Blanc, Crossed, Payne Killer and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OH NO Posted January 26, 2016 Author Share Posted January 26, 2016 re reading that i would say 90 percent chance hes a guido Payne Killer 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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