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Norway is 199 years today.


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How much do you love Norway?  

113 members have voted

  1. 1. How much do you love Norway?

    • Love it!!
      23
    • I have an ambivalent approach to Norway.
      13
    • Hate it!!
      16
    • I am thrilled that it's only 4 months left for GTAV!
      51


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Los Santos Fire
Poll says it all. Help us celebrate the first 199 years. biggrin.gif

Norway BLOWS just like your mom when the rent is due! tounge.gif

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Poll says it all. Help us celebrate the first 199 years.  biggrin.gif

Hurra for 17.mai! icon14.gif

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Hatar norge

Hur kan du hata Norge? wow.gif Haha.

 

I'm from Norway, I've lived there half my life, but I like sweden even more. wink.gif

 

Can't wait for V.

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I do like Norway, happy independence day!

But whatever, cool f*cking story, this is GTA V section.

Don't make useless spammy topics like these, please.

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The GTA Guy

Finland ftw. I started to hate Norway because they wouldn't let me smoke at their airport in Oslo biggrin.gif

 

Nah jokes, gongratz!

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Moonshield

Moved to Gen Chat, it's way more appropriate there.

 

But thanks for all that black metal and sh*t, Norway.

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Honestly, I wished Germany was more like Norway. Congratulations to the 199th birthday. cookie.gif

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GTASAddict

Norway has some outlandishly absurd laws; giving Anders Breivik only 21 years for 77 murder convictions. No death sentences (or even life sentences) and 21 years is the "harshest" penalty applicable by law.

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I just hope that all of you Norwegians here aren't from Telemark, there's a lot of inbreds there tounge2.gif Atleast in Ulefoss, presumably the worst place in Norway.

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Norway has some outlandishly absurd laws; giving Anders Breivik only 21 years for 77 murder convictions. No death sentences (or even life sentences) and 21 years is the "harshest" penalty applicable by law.

Wow, whole Europe is "outlandishly" because we have no death sentence. GTFO

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Master of San Andreas

 

Norway has some outlandishly absurd laws; giving Anders Breivik only 21 years for 77 murder convictions. No death sentences (or even life sentences) and 21 years is the "harshest" penalty applicable by law.

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Congrats Norway. Shifty41s_beerhatsmilie2.gif

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Moonshield

 

Norway has some outlandishly absurd laws; giving Anders Breivik only 21 years for 77 murder convictions. No death sentences (or even life sentences) and 21 years is the "harshest" penalty applicable by law.

Wow, whole Europe is "outlandishly" because we have no death sentence. GTFO

While I'd tend to agree (with your sarcasm) in general, that motherf*cker deserves to get his head removed from his body.

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Eminence E.

 

Norway has some outlandishly absurd laws; giving Anders Breivik only 21 years for 77 murder convictions. No death sentences (or even life sentences) and 21 years is the "harshest" penalty applicable by law.

Shut up kid, we all know you know nothing about Norway.

 

Congrats Norway. Shifty41s_beerhatsmilie2.gif

How did he write that if he knows nothing about norway? He probably knows atleast a little.

Anyways congrats Norway. biggrin.gif

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insearchof
Norway has some outlandishly absurd laws; giving Anders Breivik only 21 years for 77 murder convictions. No death sentences (or even life sentences) and 21 years is the "harshest" penalty applicable by law.

Capital punishment is so f*cking primitive.

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Norway has some outlandishly absurd laws; giving Anders Breivik only 21 years for 77 murder convictions. No death sentences (or even life sentences) and 21 years is the "harshest" penalty applicable by law.

Shut up kid, we all know you know nothing about Norway.

 

Congrats Norway. Shifty41s_beerhatsmilie2.gif

 

Looking at your birthdate I wouldn't be calling anyone a kid.

 

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Cheers, Norway - from your neighbour, Finland.

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Norway has some outlandishly absurd laws; giving Anders Breivik only 21 years for 77 murder convictions. No death sentences (or even life sentences) and 21 years is the "harshest" penalty applicable by law.

Shut up kid, we all know you know nothing about Norway.

 

Congrats Norway. Shifty41s_beerhatsmilie2.gif

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His point is actually perfectly valid, no need to bring personal grudges into this.

 

 

Happy birthday Norway, hope you have a great day.

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Master of San Andreas

 

Norway has some outlandishly absurd laws; giving Anders Breivik only 21 years for 77 murder convictions. No death sentences (or even life sentences) and 21 years is the "harshest" penalty applicable by law.

Shut up kid, we all know you know nothing about Norway.

 

Congrats Norway. Shifty41s_beerhatsmilie2.gif

 

Looking at your birthdate I wouldn't be calling anyone a kid.

 

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Cheers, Norway - from your neighbour, Finland.

Yep, I shouldn't, but Kid sounds a bit less offensive. tounge.gif

 

Anyway India is only about 60 years old. cryani.gif (approximately)

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Your country looks like a shlong with a really fat bell end.

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Norway has some outlandishly absurd laws; giving Anders Breivik only 21 years for 77 murder convictions. No death sentences (or even life sentences) and 21 years is the "harshest" penalty applicable by law.

He got 21 years preventive detention, which means that after 21 years, officials can prevent his release if he is still a danger to society.

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I am thrilled that it's only 4 months left for GTAV! icon14.gif

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Your country looks like a shlong with a really fat bell end.

Ha ha, brilliant.

I'm quite a fan of Norway, or Scandinavia in general. For one the area is absolutely steeped in natural beauty. I'm also a fan of Scandinavian laws and politics.

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Happy B'day Norway icon14.gif

 

Thank you for John Arne Riise and Stig Inge Bjornebye icon14.gif

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ExtremoMania
Hmm... not to mention that Norway is close to its bicentanary. Well anyway, happy founding day Norway.
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Norway is the weirdest looking country on the map, right after Chile.

 

Anyway, I would like to thank Norway for beautifull scandinavian women, vikings and last but not least: Laeffy.

 

 

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