Babylon7204 Posted May 15, 2013 Share Posted May 15, 2013 Picture this, its September 17 and you've received your copy of GTA 5. what do you do after that? Would you brag to your friends or do you go home with a couple of monsters and a big bad of chips and play the f*ck out of it. Me........I would brag first then play. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redx165 Posted May 15, 2013 Share Posted May 15, 2013 (edited) Picture this, its September 17 and you've received your copy of GTA 5. what do you do after that? Would you brag to your friends or do you go home with a couple of monsters and a big bad of chips and play the f*ck out of it. Me........I would brag first then play. I'll play it first then spoil the fun to the people that did it too me when they did it to me with other games. Edited May 15, 2013 by redx165 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wreak Havoc in Los Santos Posted May 15, 2013 Share Posted May 15, 2013 shove it up into my ass and have an orgasm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Babylon7204 Posted May 15, 2013 Author Share Posted May 15, 2013 Picture this, its September 17 and you've received your copy of GTA 5. what do you do after that? Would you brag to your friends or do you go home with a couple of monsters and a big bad of chips and play the f*ck out of it. Me........I would brag first then play. I'll play it first then spoil the fun to the people that did it too me when the I get other new games. Thats evil....................I like it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Goo Posted May 15, 2013 Share Posted May 15, 2013 I would play it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PiggyBankk Posted May 15, 2013 Share Posted May 15, 2013 I hate these dumb threads. What the f*ck do you think I'm gonna do? Shove it up my ass? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johan Posted May 15, 2013 Share Posted May 15, 2013 Smile, open up the box.. smell it for a good minute then insert disk and play all day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verdant Posted May 15, 2013 Share Posted May 15, 2013 shove it up into my ass and have an orgasm Hahahahahaahahah! I'll go home, rush to my console and play the game for hours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Audiophile Posted May 15, 2013 Share Posted May 15, 2013 I hate these dumb threads. What the f*ck do you think I'm gonna do? Shove it up my ass? Yeah, what the f*ck do you think we'll do with the game, OP? Fap to it? Dress it up and have a teaparty? We'll play it. Intel i5-4590 3.3GHz | EVGA GTX 1080 SC 8GB | 16GB Corsair Vengeance RAM | MSI Z97 G-45Samsung 850 EVO 250GB SSD and Samsung 850 EVO 500GB SSD | Audioengine A2 Speakers Corsair K70 RGB Rapidfire | Corsair M65 Mouse | Fractal Design R5 Case | EVGA G2 850WAudio-Technica M50x Headphones and Sennheiser HD 558 | LG 34UC88 1440p Ultrawide Curved Monitor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lelouch The Zero Posted May 15, 2013 Share Posted May 15, 2013 Play it for the next 4-5 years then come back and wait for the next GTA. Rinse and repeat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JKMoneyShizzle Posted May 15, 2013 Share Posted May 15, 2013 everytime i get a new game im excited about my gf always wants to have sex with me to try to distract me because she likes the attention Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capricornus Posted May 15, 2013 Share Posted May 15, 2013 Of course I am going to play it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrcTOtheJ Posted May 15, 2013 Share Posted May 15, 2013 Not to be captain obvious, but I'll promptly sprint to my car, and speed the hell to my house, to play it in the dead of night the morning of September 17th. Avoiding having this happen on the way: For going so fast to play it on the open highway. Then not to be Captain obvious again, I'm going to play the holy living crap out of it of course once I get to the house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shifty66 Posted May 15, 2013 Share Posted May 15, 2013 everytime i get a new game im excited about my gf always wants to have sex with me to try to distract me because she likes the attention you mean your right hand? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alastor_91 Posted May 15, 2013 Share Posted May 15, 2013 I hate these dumb threads. What the f*ck do you think I'm gonna do? Shove it up my ass? Yeah, what the f*ck do you think we'll do with the game, OP? Fap to it? Dress it up and have a teaparty? And name it Mrs. Nesbit, while we're at it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fail_At_GTA Posted May 15, 2013 Share Posted May 15, 2013 I'm going on an African safari with it, after a long drive across the country. Then, on our honeymoon, I'll make love to it. Honestly, what did you think I would do with it? I'm going to play it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetalGrand Posted May 15, 2013 Share Posted May 15, 2013 I'm pretty sure I would play it… pretty sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheQuestfor100Percent Posted May 15, 2013 Share Posted May 15, 2013 Well first I would walk out to my car, drive from Gamestop to the nearest gas station, buy some redbull (assuming I haven't already got some), then drive home, the walk in my house, then probably go pee, then put the game in my XBOX, then play it. Play it until I die. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CryptReaperDorian Posted May 15, 2013 Share Posted May 15, 2013 I'll try to stick my dick through the hole in the middle of the disk, and then I'll have to buy a new copy since I'd end up breaking the first disk. That is what's going to happen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiglet Posted May 15, 2013 Share Posted May 15, 2013 Squeez my flacid dick in the disc hole, then watch some animal on human porn to make it hard and watch my dick grown in the hole whilst the sides of the disc hole cut into my dick deep enough to have the disc become part of me. Drug Tino 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dutch Psycho Posted May 15, 2013 Share Posted May 15, 2013 I'll prob eat it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mynameisdouglas Posted May 15, 2013 Share Posted May 15, 2013 (edited) Read the back of the case Open it carefully Text my girlfriend to say goodbye and that she'll not see me for a few weeks Shout at my mum and tell her to not disturb me Play GtaV until im completely fatigued. While in the process forgetting to eat and drink Round the night off by having a massive wank Repeat Edited May 15, 2013 by Doug The Panda Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CryptReaperDorian Posted May 15, 2013 Share Posted May 15, 2013 Squeez my flacid dick in the disc hole, then watch some animal on human porn to make it hard and watch my dick grown in the hole whilst the sides of the disc hole cut into my dick deep enough to have the disc become part of me. The dick must be one with the disk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Finn 7 five 11 Posted May 15, 2013 Share Posted May 15, 2013 I cannot think of any person I know who would give a sh*t about my copy about GTA V. Go home and play it I would. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Los Santos Fire Posted May 15, 2013 Share Posted May 15, 2013 Im not sure which is worse, the OP for making yet ANOTHER stupid "what would you do?" thread or some of these peoples responses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Valor Posted May 15, 2013 Share Posted May 15, 2013 Squeez my flacid dick in the disc hole, then watch some animal on human porn to make it hard and watch my dick grown in the hole whilst the sides of the disc hole cut into my dick deep enough to have the disc become part of me. Probably the funniest sh*t I've ever read on these forums. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DS 17 Posted May 15, 2013 Share Posted May 15, 2013 Don't we already have this thread? Seems like a bunch of kids are online right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHOTIMITSU Posted May 15, 2013 Share Posted May 15, 2013 Take it home, and fu*k the sh*t out of it like the many whores I had in Thailand recently Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K20 Posted May 15, 2013 Share Posted May 15, 2013 non of my mates or family actually give a flying fcuk about GTA, so no point bragging. ill just play it once i get the change. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcx Posted May 15, 2013 Share Posted May 15, 2013 What do you do after you get your copy of GTA 5? It may sound absurd but I'll just play the game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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