OGIamLoco Posted May 11, 2013 Share Posted May 11, 2013 Dude!! nobody serviced you, keep both hands on the controller, it just gets weird doing that stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Hat Posted May 11, 2013 Share Posted May 11, 2013 But I DO NOT like to kill the hooker after she has sexually serviced me. haha...so do i. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gta5freemode4eva Posted May 11, 2013 Share Posted May 11, 2013 Hi. Er ... I would stay in this thread but I've er ... I've just remembered that er ... that I left the tv on in my house and it may er explode or something. *Runs out door and doesn't look back* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PendulumNuts Posted August 31, 2013 Share Posted August 31, 2013 lol. I feel the same way OP. I tend to let them go on about their lives. Occasionally I'll exchange numbers if they were extraordinarily spectacular at their services. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rex3456 Posted August 31, 2013 Share Posted August 31, 2013 my exact reaction Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arabjew Posted August 31, 2013 Share Posted August 31, 2013 If its a prostitute it sure as hell ain't a women dude. If you catch my drift Also its a video game Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TechNoir87 Posted August 31, 2013 Share Posted August 31, 2013 You've lost your marbles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R.R Posted August 31, 2013 Share Posted August 31, 2013 Please, someone ban this guy... Ban someone for having an opinion? Seems, um, rather Nazi-ish to me. I get its a video game gentlemen, just spreading the awareness of "better" options than killing an innocent hooker who just gave you an incredible blowjob. It just seems, rather animalistic. So it's cool to kill them before services are rendered? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PendulumNuts Posted August 31, 2013 Share Posted August 31, 2013 Please, someone ban this guy... Ban someone for having an opinion? Seems, um, rather Nazi-ish to me. I get its a video game gentlemen, just spreading the awareness of "better" options than killing an innocent hooker who just gave you an incredible blowjob. It just seems, rather animalistic. So it's cool to kill them before services are rendered? I'd say so. Then they won't be considered a "Hooker", at least in relations to you, and will just be another scumbag innocent slut npc that deserves an axe to her face. God I hope there's axes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
m00n_Chaser Posted August 31, 2013 Share Posted August 31, 2013 Out of all the realism/nokilling threads this is the only one which actually is both well thought out and made me laugh. I will never kill a prostitute to get my money back again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archvile78 Posted August 31, 2013 Share Posted August 31, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sneak47 Posted August 31, 2013 Share Posted August 31, 2013 I won't kill her, i'll just shoot her a few times then run her over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NikoPlease Posted August 31, 2013 Share Posted August 31, 2013 But I DO NOT like to kill the hooker after she has sexually serviced me. I look at it like this, The young lady is just trying to earn an income (let people get it how they live) and has enough trust in ME to get into my car and perform sexual acts on ME. Why should I kill her afterwards? What if I liked and appreciated her services and would like a repeat performance? Maybe make it a weekly thing?... And don't give me the excuse "to get my money back" when you could just go rob a 247 and make a much better profit.. All I'm saying is, next time, following a sexual excursion with a prostitute, try and hold off on killing her and think of the kids she may be trying to feed at home. Appreciate her for what she was put on this earth to do. If sucking cock is punishable by death, then there's plenty on this forum who have yet to meet their inevitable fate. Am I alone in thinking this way? Lol! Hilarious. But true. Just like that "City High" song eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DickieM Posted August 31, 2013 Share Posted August 31, 2013 But I DO NOT like to kill the hooker after she has sexually serviced me. I look at it like this, The young lady is just trying to earn an income (let people get it how they live) and has enough trust in ME to get into my car and perform sexual acts on ME. Why should I kill her afterwards? What if I liked and appreciated her services and would like a repeat performance? Maybe make it a weekly thing?... And don't give me the excuse "to get my money back" when you could just go rob a 247 and make a much better profit.. All I'm saying is, next time, following a sexual excursion with a prostitute, try and hold off on killing her and think of the kids she may be trying to feed at home. Appreciate her for what she was put on this earth to do. If sucking cock is punishable by death, then there's plenty on this forum who have yet to meet their inevitable fate. Am I alone in thinking this way? Golden. I'ma find pimps and put a shell in their nutsacks.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IBrahemoX1X Posted August 31, 2013 Share Posted August 31, 2013 I always kill prostitutes after sex. On GTA though I usually let them live. =) haha nice one 10/10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bmajede Posted August 31, 2013 Share Posted August 31, 2013 People start to make this weird sh*t treads, man. I think R* should to release the game before 17th September so they can stop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILOVELOUDPACKS Posted August 31, 2013 Share Posted August 31, 2013 I always kill prostitutes after sex. On GTA though I usually let them live. =) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
antisatan7 Posted August 31, 2013 Share Posted August 31, 2013 You could just give her money without allowing them to perform sexual acts. If you really cared you'd donate. I've got a little rhyme. When picking up a hooker Just masturbate and donate while thinking about what rhymes with procreate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chukkles Posted August 31, 2013 Share Posted August 31, 2013 But I DO NOT like to kill the hooker after she has sexually serviced me. I look at it like this, The young lady is just trying to earn an income (let people get it how they live) and has enough desperation to get into my car and perform sexual acts on ME. Why should I kill her afterwards? What if I liked and appreciated her services and would like a repeat performance? Maybe make it a weekly thing?... And don't give me the excuse "to get my money back" when you could just go rob a 247 and make a much better profit.. All I'm saying is, next time, following a sexual excursion with a prostitute, try and hold off on killing her and think of the kids she may be trying to feed at home. Appreciate her for what she was put on this earth to do. If sucking cock is punishable by death, then there's plenty on this forum who have yet to meet their inevitable fate. Am I alone in thinking this way? Fixed. All hookers must be f*cking desperate to get in a car with any stranger and perform sexual acts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NickIceland Posted August 31, 2013 Share Posted August 31, 2013 But I DO NOT like to kill the hooker after she has sexually serviced me. I look at it like this, The young lady is just trying to earn an income (let people get it how they live) and has enough trust in ME to get into my car and perform sexual acts on ME. Why should I kill her afterwards? What if I liked and appreciated her services and would like a repeat performance? Maybe make it a weekly thing?... And don't give me the excuse "to get my money back" when you could just go rob a 247 and make a much better profit.. All I'm saying is, next time, following a sexual excursion with a prostitute, try and hold off on killing her and think of the kids she may be trying to feed at home. Appreciate her for what she was put on this earth to do. If sucking cock is punishable by death, then there's plenty on this forum who have yet to meet their inevitable fate. Am I alone in thinking this way? Are you a troll, or a f*cking douchebag? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NikoPlease Posted August 31, 2013 Share Posted August 31, 2013 I always kill prostitutes after sex. On GTA though I usually let them live. =) Lol good one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verdant Posted August 31, 2013 Share Posted August 31, 2013 I'm sorry man, but that's just the way it is . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ispintechno Posted August 31, 2013 Share Posted August 31, 2013 They are already dead inside anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintsrow Posted August 31, 2013 Share Posted August 31, 2013 I like what the OP said, and then I really got an excellent LOL from his last line, where he really thrust it in: "If sucking cock is punishable by death, then there's plenty on this forum who have yet to meet their inevitable fate." But some of the various snide replies gave me a good business idea. I'm going to buy about 20 consoles and GTAV games, and take them to a couple of Nevada brothels. I will negotiate with the madams there to set up a "GTAV Special" service, which will cost an extra premium charge, and I will split that premium charge with the brothel. The way it works is this: The guy goes to a room with the girl of his choice. When they get to the room, the GTAV game is on the screen ready to play. The guy plays GTAV, while the girl cheers him on and pumps up his ego (that's his ego, I said) when he gets a good kill or makes a good stunt jump, or beats a police chase. Then when the game turns to night, the guy goes looking for a nice hooker. When he picks up a prostitute in the game, then the real life girl takes over and gives him what he wants, in the real world. Everybody goes away happy. Hell, I may even have to test out the service a number of times, for quality control purposes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ispintechno Posted August 31, 2013 Share Posted August 31, 2013 That's a super virginy thing to do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IveGotNoValues Posted August 31, 2013 Share Posted August 31, 2013 Fight for hooker rights Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dodgerfan4eva Posted August 31, 2013 Share Posted August 31, 2013 "If sucking cock is punishable by death" When i read this i thought , well if she sux at it why not kill her lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASIAN LAWYER Posted August 31, 2013 Share Posted August 31, 2013 But I DO NOT like to kill the hooker after she has sexually serviced me. I look at it like this, The young lady is just trying to earn an income (let people get it how they live) and has enough trust in ME to get into my car and perform sexual acts on ME. Why should I kill her afterwards? What if I liked and appreciated her services and would like a repeat performance? Maybe make it a weekly thing?... And don't give me the excuse "to get my money back" when you could just go rob a 247 and make a much better profit.. All I'm saying is, next time, following a sexual excursion with a prostitute, try and hold off on killing her and think of the kids she may be trying to feed at home. Appreciate her for what she was put on this earth to do. If sucking cock is punishable by death, then there's plenty on this forum who have yet to meet their inevitable fate. Am I alone in thinking this way? maybe in gta i'd agree with you... but real life? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
koinix Posted August 31, 2013 Share Posted August 31, 2013 Alright, so after thoroughly laughing my a** off at the OP, I came up with a something great. When GTA online launches, and I'm having the time of my f**king life, I'm keeping an eye out for the OP. I'll probably be looking for the dude parked under a bridge with a hooker, gently stroking her hair and asking for a kiss goodbye. And I will be there, oh you bet your a** I'll be there. On the rooftop across the street, with a sniper rifle, waiting. Just waiting.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malcolmfunktion Posted August 31, 2013 Share Posted August 31, 2013 Eh...ok...d'ya know what?...f*ck this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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