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Mid-Life Crisis Hilarity for Michael


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Since the IGN articles over the past few days confirmed all the characters can get haircuts and ink, I think it's clear that Michael's mid-life crisis in MY game will lead him to some hilarity. Shaving his head, hopefully walking around shirtless with some weed ink. I hope all the characters can just walk around in their underwear. That's how Michael will deal with his c*nt wife and daughter. Just walk around all tatted up with a mohawk, ignoring those bitches.

 

Drive out to Trevor's neck of the woods and stab some fishermen to death.

 

 

Usual mid-life crisis sort of behavior for any guy.

 

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Maggot899

Dude this was one of the funniest posts I've read on this site lol. Thanks for the laugh man.

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Dude this was one of the funniest posts I've read on this site lol. Thanks for the laugh man.

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Thanks, brother!

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I just hope it's not half-arsed. If I'm pimping out Michael, I want NPCs and that sort of thing commenting on his ridiculous appearance. I want it to come out in cutscenes and everything. And that's not going to happen. So I guess Michael won't be going crazy.

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icon14.gif AMEN BROTHER-- blonde mohawk sailor tattoo and full chav dressed michael cut scenes for me. it is one thing I LOVED from all gta,s is seeing your hilarious styling in the cutscenes

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I just hope it's not half-arsed. If I'm pimping out Michael, I want NPCs and that sort of thing commenting on his ridiculous appearance. I want it to come out in cutscenes and everything. And that's not going to happen. So I guess Michael won't be going crazy.

It's pretty insane to want it to be in cutscenes. Recording all different dialogue just for a character's appearance?

 

Very unrealistic.

 

People in the street though, that makes sense. They had that in GTA: San Andreas. Clearly it will be in GTA V.

 

As far as the cutscenes, I think it will be funnier that they don't even say anything. It's like GTA IV where Niko just wore the ski mask from the bank robbery for the rest of the game with glasses on top of them. Always. Everywhere. Getting blowjobs from hookers with a ski mask on. Talking to Gerry with a ski mask on.

 

Going to a Ricky Gervais show with a ski mask on.

 

Bowling with a ski mask on... etc etc.

 

 

 

icon14.gif  AMEN BROTHER-- blonde mohawk sailor tattoo and full chav dressed michael cut scenes for me. it is one thing I LOVED from all gta,s is seeing your hilarious styling in the cutscenes

 

 

 

The church approves.

 

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I just hope it's not half-arsed. If I'm pimping out Michael, I want NPCs and that sort of thing commenting on his ridiculous appearance. I want it to come out in cutscenes and everything. And that's not going to happen. So I guess Michael won't be going crazy.

It's pretty insane to want it to be in cutscenes. Recording all different dialogue just for a character's appearance?

 

Very unrealistic.

 

People in the street though, that makes sense. They had that in GTA: San Andreas. Clearly it will be in GTA V.

 

As far as the cutscenes, I think it will be funnier that they don't even say anything. It's like GTA IV where Niko just wore the ski mask from the bank robbery for the rest of the game with glasses on top of them. Always. Everywhere. Getting blowjobs from hookers with a ski mask on. Talking to Gerry with a ski mask on.

 

Going to a Ricky Gervais show with a ski mask on.

 

Bowling with a ski mask on... etc etc.

 

 

 

icon14.gif  AMEN BROTHER-- blonde mohawk sailor tattoo and full chav dressed michael cut scenes for me. it is one thing I LOVED from all gta,s is seeing your hilarious styling in the cutscenes

 

 

 

The church approves.

yeah its better if theres no reaction in the cut scene, just like its just normal for you to show up like that

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I just hope it's not half-arsed. If I'm pimping out Michael, I want NPCs and that sort of thing commenting on his ridiculous appearance. I want it to come out in cutscenes and everything. And that's not going to happen. So I guess Michael won't be going crazy.

It's pretty insane to want it to be in cutscenes. Recording all different dialogue just for a character's appearance?

 

Very unrealistic.

 

People in the street though, that makes sense. They had that in GTA: San Andreas. Clearly it will be in GTA V.

 

As far as the cutscenes, I think it will be funnier that they don't even say anything. It's like GTA IV where Niko just wore the ski mask from the bank robbery for the rest of the game with glasses on top of them. Always. Everywhere. Getting blowjobs from hookers with a ski mask on. Talking to Gerry with a ski mask on.

 

Going to a Ricky Gervais show with a ski mask on.

 

Bowling with a ski mask on... etc etc.

 

 

 

icon14.gif  AMEN BROTHER-- blonde mohawk sailor tattoo and full chav dressed michael cut scenes for me. it is one thing I LOVED from all gta,s is seeing your hilarious styling in the cutscenes

 

 

 

The church approves.

yeah its better if theres no reaction in the cut scene, just like its just normal for you to show up like that

Exactly lol. That's funnier to me. His wife carries on with whatever sh*tty thing she has to say, but never mentions that there's a huge weed leaf inked on Michael's back and his stomach says "GROVE STREET FOR LIFE"

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I hope all the characters can just walk around in their underwear

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I just hope it's not half-arsed. If I'm pimping out Michael, I want NPCs and that sort of thing commenting on his ridiculous appearance. I want it to come out in cutscenes and everything. And that's not going to happen. So I guess Michael won't be going crazy.

It's pretty insane to want it to be in cutscenes. Recording all different dialogue just for a character's appearance?

 

Very unrealistic.

 

People in the street though, that makes sense. They had that in GTA: San Andreas. Clearly it will be in GTA V.

 

As far as the cutscenes, I think it will be funnier that they don't even say anything. It's like GTA IV where Niko just wore the ski mask from the bank robbery for the rest of the game with glasses on top of them. Always. Everywhere. Getting blowjobs from hookers with a ski mask on. Talking to Gerry with a ski mask on.

 

Going to a Ricky Gervais show with a ski mask on.

 

Bowling with a ski mask on... etc etc.

 

 

 

icon14.gif  AMEN BROTHER-- blonde mohawk sailor tattoo and full chav dressed michael cut scenes for me. it is one thing I LOVED from all gta,s is seeing your hilarious styling in the cutscenes

 

 

 

The church approves.

yeah its better if theres no reaction in the cut scene, just like its just normal for you to show up like that

Exactly lol. That's funnier to me. His wife carries on with whatever sh*tty thing she has to say, but never mentions that there's a huge weed leaf inked on Michael's back and his stomach says "GROVE STREET FOR LIFE"

HA HA HA YOU KNOW IT BROTHER biggrin.gif

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The Dark Knight
I hope all the characters can just walk around in their underwear

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lol epic gif

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I'm gonna turn my Michael into Heisenberg cool.gif

 

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I'm gonna turn my Michael into Heisenberg cool.gif

 

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DUDE!! You're a mind reader.

 

I had also thought about giving all 3 guys Heisenberg haircuts for big heists and sh*t.

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DUDE!! You're a mind reader.

 

I had also thought about giving all 3 guys Heisenberg haircuts for big heists and sh*t.

Heisenberg masks would be an epic reference

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I'm gonna turn my Michael into Heisenberg  cool.gif

 

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DUDE!! You're a mind reader.

 

I had also thought about giving all 3 guys Heisenberg haircuts for big heists and sh*t.

Heisenberg masks would be an epic reference

Yeah dude, that would be sweet.

 

 

And to bring it back home... I hope each character has his own stats so I can keep track of specifically how many hookers Michael bangs/murders during his mid-life crisis.

 

 

 

 

HINT: Thousands...

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I'm gonna turn my Michael into Heisenberg cool.gif

 

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Ahaha, I thought about him too. I'd get some crazy hairstyle like liberty spikes or something, wear a gorilla mask and wear my underwear (or naked if possible) then just run around beating the sh*t out of people.

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Haha dude Liberty Spikes would be fun.

 

 

I'm thinking Michael could grow a Val Kilmer from Heat ponytail or something and grow some stubble.

 

Start wearing sunglasses and swim trunks everywhere.

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golf wang

Hahah this is awesome! I'm so glad to hear that haircuts and tattoos are back!

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MrcTOtheJ

I plan on having my Michael do some similar things lol. Going to get some ink, maybe a new hair style nothing to flashy, and then after the first big score, buy (or Steal, buy if we can which it seems we can) the most expensive car I can, customize the hell out of it, and then show up at his house like it's nothing.

 

Then I I plan on going Max Payne Mode, going to have him shave his hair, get a Hawaiian Shrit and some expensive Aviators, and then start bullet timing arround Los Santos saving people from an illegal human chop shop, eventually leading me into the most intense airport shoot out known to man.

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ShaneHunter

i read somewhere that different haircuts, tattoos and clothing will be available depending on the character so whilst i do see Franklin getting a mohawk i don't see Trevor (who is balding by the way) or Michael being able to get a mohawk. That makes sense as Trevor's default hair won't allow him to get long hair or a mohawk.

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The Dark Knight

I could see Trevor growing a crazy ass beard.

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I just hope it's not half-arsed. If I'm pimping out Michael, I want NPCs and that sort of thing commenting on his ridiculous appearance. I want it to come out in cutscenes and everything. And that's not going to happen. So I guess Michael won't be going crazy.

It's pretty insane to want it to be in cutscenes. Recording all different dialogue just for a character's appearance?

 

Very unrealistic.

 

People in the street though, that makes sense. They had that in GTA: San Andreas. Clearly it will be in GTA V.

 

As far as the cutscenes, I think it will be funnier that they don't even say anything. It's like GTA IV where Niko just wore the ski mask from the bank robbery for the rest of the game with glasses on top of them. Always. Everywhere. Getting blowjobs from hookers with a ski mask on. Talking to Gerry with a ski mask on.

 

Going to a Ricky Gervais show with a ski mask on.

 

Bowling with a ski mask on... etc etc.

 

 

 

icon14.gif  AMEN BROTHER-- blonde mohawk sailor tattoo and full chav dressed michael cut scenes for me. it is one thing I LOVED from all gta,s is seeing your hilarious styling in the cutscenes

 

 

 

The church approves.

yeah its better if theres no reaction in the cut scene, just like its just normal for you to show up like that

Exactly lol. That's funnier to me. His wife carries on with whatever sh*tty thing she has to say, but never mentions that there's a huge weed leaf inked on Michael's back and his stomach says "GROVE STREET FOR LIFE"

haha thats some funny sh*t!

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I just hope it's not half-arsed. If I'm pimping out Michael, I want NPCs and that sort of thing commenting on his ridiculous appearance. I want it to come out in cutscenes and everything. And that's not going to happen. So I guess Michael won't be going crazy.

It's pretty insane to want it to be in cutscenes. Recording all different dialogue just for a character's appearance?

 

Very unrealistic.

 

People in the street though, that makes sense. They had that in GTA: San Andreas. Clearly it will be in GTA V.

 

As far as the cutscenes, I think it will be funnier that they don't even say anything. It's like GTA IV where Niko just wore the ski mask from the bank robbery for the rest of the game with glasses on top of them. Always. Everywhere. Getting blowjobs from hookers with a ski mask on. Talking to Gerry with a ski mask on.

 

Going to a Ricky Gervais show with a ski mask on.

 

Bowling with a ski mask on... etc etc.

 

 

 

icon14.gif  AMEN BROTHER-- blonde mohawk sailor tattoo and full chav dressed michael cut scenes for me. it is one thing I LOVED from all gta,s is seeing your hilarious styling in the cutscenes

 

 

 

The church approves.

yeah its better if theres no reaction in the cut scene, just like its just normal for you to show up like that

Exactly lol. That's funnier to me. His wife carries on with whatever sh*tty thing she has to say, but never mentions that there's a huge weed leaf inked on Michael's back and his stomach says "GROVE STREET FOR LIFE"

haha thats some funny sh*t!

Thanks man.

 

That's what GTA is about. I love that you can have this compelling three character storyline and all that, it's phenomenal. At the end of any given mission though, I'm going to have Michael get a blowjob from a hooker and set her on fire. I mean c'mon. It's GTA. I'm going to drive a Sabre GT at top speed down the Vinewood walk of fame and smash every f*cking tourist I see.

 

 

This is GTA baby!

 

 

I'm going to be on top of the Vinewood sign with a sniper rifle, popping off rounds. I'll do a Michael impersonation and say "Damn my c*nt wife and c*nt daughter!! Those skeezy money-grubbing gold digging c*nts!!"

 

BAM someone gets their head blown off.

 

 

I f*cking love GTA.

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TheQuestfor100Percent
That's what GTA is about. I love that you can have this compelling three character storyline and all that, it's phenomenal. At the end of any given mission though, I'm going to have Michael get a blowjob from a hooker and set her on fire.

This made me happy. I 100% agree.

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Alec Skorpio

Didn't Rockstar say that while each character could be customized...that the type of customization for each character would be different and make sense given their personalities?

 

I'd just hate to see a bunch of people get their hopes dashed when this comes out...

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bringerofblood2000

I think there will be different haircuts & cloths for each characters, being that we have three completely different characters. it wouldn't make sense for them to all be able to wear the same cloths & haircuts, I mean for example, Trevor is balding, it would be imposable for him to have a spiky Mohawk, liberty spikes, a pompadour, etc. Rockstar will probably put restriction for each character on how much you can customize them. Now maybe when you beat the game you unlock the ability to fully customize each character in whatever ridiculous ways you want, but for the story they probably will restrict you to certain looks.

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RandomNoun

I suppose it would be funny to have nobody react at all to Michael's turning up looking like this

 

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as if it's all just part of his silly midlife crisis and is best to be ignored.

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