Kriztian Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 This is my first post, not sure if this topic is rude or anything. But i think i have evidence that Trevor has no penis? (ignoring the fact that theres never been any shown genitalia without mods in GTA) Or he has a detachable penis. At 0:10 Of Trevors trailer if you listen he sais "bring me my cock or i'll cut your arm off." (Now the first i watched it i thought he said "pot" making more sense because of the drug abuse, but after re-watching it im positive he said cock. And right at the end of the trailer he sais "want me to get my dick out again." I think it's detachable because why else would he ask for the other guy to go get it. Now considering the uniqueness of our three portages and the ability to 'flip' people off, i think we may be able to use Trevors dick as a weapon, or it will play a small role in the story to add a bit of trevor humour. It could also explain why he's such a psycho, doesn't give a sh*t, hit men and women, head butts grandma's. If i should censor some of my post, or its too rude let me know. Im not trying to troll or anything, completely serious re-watch the vid yourself and let me know what you think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A5R Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 LoL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CryptReaperDorian Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 Haha! Well, that's quite a funny read. With how crazy he is, he probably has a dildo or something. . . more authentic. As for being "rude", well it's kind of hard to get banned from these forums unless you post pr0n, try to bypass swear filters, or are a complete troll. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael5074 Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 This is my first post, not sure if this topic is rude or anything. But i think i have evidence that Trevor has no penis? (ignoring the fact that theres never been any shown genitalia without mods in GTA) Or he has a detachable penis. At 0:10 Of Trevors trailer if you listen he sais "bring me my cock or i'll cut your arm off." (Now the first i watched it i thought he said "pot" making more sense because of the drug abuse, but after re-watching it im positive he said cock. And right at the end of the trailer he sais "want me to get my dick out again." I think it's detachable because why else would he ask for the other guy to go get it. Now considering the uniqueness of our three portages and the ability to 'flip' people off, i think we may be able to use Trevors dick as a weapon, or it will play a small role in the story to add a bit of trevor humour. It could also explain why he's such a psycho, doesn't give a sh*t, hit men and women, head butts grandma's. If i should censor some of my post, or its too rude let me know. Im not trying to troll or anything, completely serious re-watch the vid yourself and let me know what you think. you're wrong! Gta iv : TLAD showed us male genitalia! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goh13 Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 Spam fa**ots/useless threads makers, learn from this guy right here! This was pretty funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flight180Victm Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 Post of the year! Well done OP, well done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lll-H-I-M-lll Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 hahaha for you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael5074 Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 (edited) This is my first post, not sure if this topic is rude or anything. But i think i have evidence that Trevor has no penis? (ignoring the fact that theres never been any shown genitalia without mods in GTA) Or he has a detachable penis. At 0:10 Of Trevors trailer if you listen he sais "bring me my cock or i'll cut your arm off." (Now the first i watched it i thought he said "pot" making more sense because of the drug abuse, but after re-watching it im positive he said cock. And right at the end of the trailer he sais "want me to get my dick out again." I think it's detachable because why else would he ask for the other guy to go get it. Now considering the uniqueness of our three portages and the ability to 'flip' people off, i think we may be able to use Trevors dick as a weapon, or it will play a small role in the story to add a bit of trevor humour. It could also explain why he's such a psycho, doesn't give a sh*t, hit men and women, head butts grandma's. If i should censor some of my post, or its too rude let me know. Im not trying to troll or anything, completely serious re-watch the vid yourself and let me know what you think. Edited May 3, 2013 by Michael5074 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lock n' Stock Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 Is this thread for real? Seriously? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goh13 Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 Is this thread for real? Seriously? Do you want another unfunny thread from mattyice? Yeah, thought so. At least this one came off as funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lll-H-I-M-lll Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 Is this thread for real? Seriously? the op may of uncovered gta Vs biggest secret the last heist will be recovering trevors penis gajrajgchouhan 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedDragonsBOOM Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 Well I have a similar point thats off topic. We need dating to be a game plain and simple just because of Trevor, who wouldnt wanna see him on a date? That rude mother f*cker in a tux going to a movie complimenting the girls tits in the first five minutes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chm0 Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 Good find here. I hope we can use the cock as a weapon of mass destruction Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goh13 Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 Is this thread for real? Seriously? the op may of uncovered gta Vs biggest secret the last heist will be recovering trevors penis It also proves Trevor has a weird penis since R* said there will be FIVE heists. One for the shaft, two for the balls and the other two are for what? What am I doing with my life? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nopheros Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 Wow, seems really reasonable. Trevor also appears to be homosexual Can't wait to unravel Trevors secrets, and to explore his sexuality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
megahypernova Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 you just made my day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djdiond Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 LOL seriously... He says coffee by the way hahaha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lll-H-I-M-lll Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 Is this thread for real? Seriously? the op may of uncovered gta Vs biggest secret the last heist will be recovering trevors penis It also proves Trevor has a weird penis since R* said there will be FIVE heists. One for the shaft, two for the balls and the other two are for what? What am I doing with my life? chop and the jewellery store lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adriaan Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 Detachable penises. You might be on to something. Maybe that is what the leash was attached to in Franklin's trailer? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiffster Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 L O L ! ! ! ! ! Wouldn't surprise me.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JuventusFC Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 Only if we can smoke it to get high. p.s. is it realistic? needs realistic veins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acmilano Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 That would be his special ability. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben73 Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 Now I have heard, car, dick and pot. Not sure what one it is, but I doubt he has a detachable dick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
solofme Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distrom Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 He said coffee when he says "or Im gonna cut your arm off", spanish subtitles confirmed it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiffster Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 (edited) Well, if he has a clip on penis, it would be funny if Chop is somehow responsible for that! Imagine the relationship between Trev and Chop!! Edited May 3, 2013 by Werebot85 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucky32 Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 Yeah, i'm sure he said coffee. Also, did you notice the guy telling him to stop ruining his furniture? What if Trevor can piss at will? At the end, what if he had peed on the couch and was threatening to do it again? And the peeing at the beginning confirms it! PEEING CONFIRMED Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Killerdude Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 A spam post so funny, Even the mods won't lock it. Good show, sir. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gtafanboyz333 Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 Maybe sense Trevor has a rage special, maybe he takes his penis out and beats people with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kriztian Posted May 3, 2013 Author Share Posted May 3, 2013 Im being 100% serious, and Trevor doesn't drink coffee, he drinks energy drinks and liquid heroin. I also thought he was gay or bi-sexual as well. But i guess sept will reveal all his dirty little secrets. Also with the inclusion of uploading photos to the internet in game, maybe trevor can sneaky nuts people, or photobomb the Los santos news reporters with his willy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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