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How far would you go to play this game now?

Zancudo

By Zancudo
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How far would you go to play this game now?  

324 members have voted

  1. 1. How far would you go to play this game now?

    • I could secretly kill my neighbor's cat, to get GTA V now
      13
    • I could secretly burn some forest no one visits often anyway, to get GTA V now
      11
    • I could walk into my school/job place completely naked, to get GTA V now
      7
    • I could purposefully broke my arm/leg, to get GTA V now
      5
    • I could punch some random old woman in the face and spit on her hair, to get GTA V now
      6
    • I could take a bath full of horse's sh*t, to get GTA V now
      12
    • I could push the needle through some random man's car tires and spray on it a word "BOOBS", to get GTA V now
      23
    • I could secretly have a quick gay sex, to get GTA V now
      24
    • I could wear Justin Bieber's t-shirt and walk in it proudly every day, listening to his music on an mp3 player, to get GTA V now
      21
    • I could drink my dog's/cat's pee, to get GTA V now
      3
    • I could kidnap some random kid from the street, drive him to a nearest forest, tie him to a tree and lick his face, to get GTA V now
      7
    • I'd rather wait for September than do any of this sh*t to get this game earlier
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milkmansun

milkmansun

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Just posting to confirm that this thread is indeed retarded.

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I agree...

 

i voted null to see what the f*ck people voted on..

 

Glad ppl are not assholes and the 2nd most voted one cracked me up.. ha ha ha.. i hope they voted as a joke.. seriously

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Chris Fromage

Chris Fromage

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Just posting to confirm that this thread is indeed retarded.

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I agree...

 

i voted null to see what the f*ck people voted on..

 

Glad ppl are not assholes and the 2nd most voted one cracked me up.. ha ha ha.. i hope they voted as a joke.. seriously

I don't think it is a joke. Just look at the flags. tounge.gif

BTW, I had voted null too, just to see what others chose

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kill4food

kill4food

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i would force myself to masterbait when i am not horni

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ZZCOOL

ZZCOOL

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be naked or take a bath in horse sh*t seems to be the easiest alternatives

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TheJasonGallant

TheJasonGallant

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Punch random old women in the face of course! Nothing better to do what you like the most to get something early. (Jk of course)

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GoldenBlade

GoldenBlade

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Out of your choices, I could secretly burn some forest no one visits often anyway, to get GTA V now. The Justin Bieber choice wouldn't be TOO bad, either.

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ugotsmoked

ugotsmoked

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I would slurp that yeast infection right out of Rosie O'Donnells woman parts.

 

Sit through a Twilight Marathon.

 

Play COD.

 

Not make a knuckle child for 12 hours.

 

Listen to teenagers talk.

 

 

 

More to follow...probably.

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reform

reform

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More to follow...probably.

I hope so, it's shaping up to be a good list

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ugotsmoked

ugotsmoked

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I would f**k Andy Dick with your d!ck.

 

I would listen to NPR.

 

I would watch Teen Mom.

 

I would give Cloris Leachman an Alabama Hot Pocket.

 

I would braid Dog the bounty hunters hair.

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gtapolicetrucker

gtapolicetrucker

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this seems like a perfect thread for getbentsaggy

seems like we have aolot of homosexuals on this forums

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blowtorchrepair

blowtorchrepair

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um, a tall glass of cat piss sounds good, regardless of playing GTA V...

 

 

 

 

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cody7799

cody7799

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As a homosexical, my choice is an obvious one. HurrHurrHurr. But yeah. This could've been interesting had people gotten into it. But everyone's just like 'NOOOOPE.'

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JacobIL

JacobIL

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I wouldn't go to any lengths to play the game now if I could. I want to play the finished product.

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KFranchise

KFranchise

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The fact that "I could secretly have a quick gay sex, to get GTA V now" is the #2 answer. LOL, I'M DONE! I'M f*ckING DONE!

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Sneakerhead.

Sneakerhead.

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Null voted.

Would have voted for the Wait till September option.

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reform

reform

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The fact that "I could secretly have a quick gay sex, to get GTA V now" is the #2 answer. LOL, I'M DONE! I'M f*ckING DONE!

 

So it should be! All the other options are f*cked up!

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Jordan_Philip

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I would f**k Andy Dick with your d!ck.

 

I would listen to NPR.

 

I would watch Teen Mom.

 

I would give Cloris Leachman an Alabama Hot Pocket.

 

I would braid Dog the bounty hunters hair.

Whats an alabama hot pocket?

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ugotsmoked

ugotsmoked

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I would f**k Andy Dick with your d!ck.

 

I would listen to NPR.

 

I would watch Teen Mom.

 

I would give Cloris Leachman an Alabama Hot Pocket.

 

I would braid Dog the bounty hunters hair.

Whats an alabama hot pocket?

Alabama Hot Pocket

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ugotsmoked

ugotsmoked

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THERAPISTS HAVE A LOT TO ANSWER FOR ON THIS POLL

Therapy is for losers.

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