t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 The crunchy flakes left over in the bottom of the KFC bucket. Getting home and letting a huge one rip after a long date. Getting smiled at by a cute girl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MostOfAll Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 Here's my list: Simple greetings from people Talking to people well Staying at home in the evening/night and watching a movie Staying at home in the evening/night and playing a video game Hanging out with a friend I like feeling adventurous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolf of Badenoch Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 Masturbating every time when you are alone, in your room. Nothing like it, man. Nothing like it. Neh, that was just a joke actually. It's not that makes my life better, it makes a pleasurable moment. Yeah. Still a good feeling, though. Here's my real list: My dogs greeting me when I come home, jumping up and licking my face. My two dogs playing in a grassy field. Waking up before your alarm goes off and you have another hour left on it. The sun on the back of your neck on a hazy summer's evening. The moon against a pitch black sky. A tall glass of ice cold water. Earning a PS3 trophy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trip Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 May is a three paycheck month. Well, for all of you on a bi-weekly pay schedule. My crappy games at MyCrappyGames.com Free copy of Save The Puppies and Kittens Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vercetti27 Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 getting into bed after having a relieving piss Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTA_stu Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 You know when you're about to get intimate or are in the act of being intimate, be it with your hand or a woman, or even a man or a ferret. No judgement here. And then you get that dreaded feeling in your asshole, no she hasn't slipped a finger in. You need a sh*t. Then like that tender moment in Dr. Doolittle, it turns out it was just gas. So now you can do your thang without it being gross. If there's one thing I hate, it's getting intimate when I've just had a sh*t or I need one really badly. So when that dread goes away, it's just one of those happy little moments of joy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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