ten-a-penny Posted August 17, 2013 Share Posted August 17, 2013 (edited) BIG F*CKING EDIT: Thanks to my crappy English in the day that I've made this post, I decided to re-post it, since I've got a better language. /edit I have alot of them...1) Robbing Uncle Sam. So Apparently the military uses 9's and TEC-9's.2) Worng Side of The Tracks.... Lets not mention this. A Gang Shootout on the train, the train driver don't give an ass, plus no police attention.3) High Jack. Hijacks a moving rig, driver doesn't call the police.4) Black Project.... Lets not talk about it. So apparently, a ghetto gangster breaks into a military base, knows how to hack the system to open the door, kills countless military personnel/soldiers, steal a 60mil project AND knows how to use it somehow.....okay.5) Green Goo. Almost as unrealistic as the above mission.6) Fender Ketchup: So apparently you can tie somebody on the windshield, nobody gives a flying rat's dirty ass and somehow CJcan drive normally/can see.7) Dam & Blast. Even if you didn't made a single noise, the guards will hear you and reach you out in second. And they say that the GTAVpolice aren't unrealistic. 8) Free Fall....Just keep me quit. How the f*ck can CJ jump from a slow aircraft and reach out a fast-flying jet, get inside, kill everybody, and land it?9) Vertical Bird. Slightly similar to #4. How can a ghetto gangster be able to break into a naval base, fly away with a Sea Harrier (Hydra), kill the following aircraft, kill/destroy some ships, and land on an abandoned airstrip with no police attention? /rant. Edited July 20, 2014 by ten-a-penny The Byzantine Empire 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ten-a-penny Posted August 17, 2013 Share Posted August 17, 2013 (edited) <Duplicate> Edited July 20, 2014 by ten-a-penny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
In45do Posted August 18, 2013 Share Posted August 18, 2013 For me, I think it's Architectural Espionage, if CJ shown his weapon the guard just give a warn and doesn't arrest him instantly, you think you can warn ghetto gangster?? (actually the mission is failed if you show your weapon for too long) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Remi Posted August 18, 2013 Share Posted August 18, 2013 Highjack Black Project Green Goo Freefall Up, Up, And Away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarrinPA Posted August 18, 2013 Share Posted August 18, 2013 9) fender ketchup= scare a guy who's tied in a car windscreen who's even not tied! no ropes, no holes...NO POLICE ATTENTION!!!!! You get police attention if you go on the main roads. Highjack Why high jack? I've jumped from one speeding car to another irl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TonyMontanaCDL Posted August 27, 2013 Share Posted August 27, 2013 Can we just say all of them were extremely unrealistic? It's a game after all! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lil weasel Posted August 27, 2013 Share Posted August 27, 2013 Yes, it's a game. and, to be playable many things have to be discounted. Else, the first crash CJ does would have killed him. The topic is ONE thing you feel is unrealistic. There are so, so, many that it should be easy for a Player to pick the ONE that most glaringly was noticed/startled/"awe, come on!", during the play. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ten-a-penny Posted August 29, 2013 Share Posted August 29, 2013 9) fender ketchup= scare a guy who's tied in a car windscreen who's even not tied! no ropes, no holes...NO POLICE ATTENTION!!!!! You get police attention if you go on the main roads. for real? I tried but nothing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ten-a-penny Posted August 29, 2013 Share Posted August 29, 2013 (edited) Yes, it's a game. and, to be playable many things have to be discounted. Else, the first crash CJ does would have killed him.The topic is ONE thing you feel is unrealistic. There are so, so, many that it should be easy for a Player to pick the ONE that most glaringly was noticed/startled/"awe, come on!", during the play. but if they make it right (high-speed crashing) it will/would be impossible to do...half of this is fixed in IV...crashing on cars and high/miduem-levels won't throw you away....low-level will do so (throwing you from the wind-shield)....and about missions...as what someone already said.... most of the missions are unrealistic but who cares?! they're fun EDIT: Cautioned about double-Posting. {lw. Edited August 29, 2013 by lil weasel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 29, 2013 Share Posted August 29, 2013 Breaking in to Area 51, then escaping with a jetpack. Need I say more? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chapapote Posted August 30, 2013 Share Posted August 30, 2013 Overall, I would say "Freefall". Although the part at "Breaking the Bank at Caligula's" where you must levitate between too roofs is very unrealistic too. The rest are just "Hey CJ let's go there and that". Especially Wrong Side of the Tracks and Just Business. The uncut versions of those missions made sense, but R* did that because it was too obvious that Smoke betrayed the Grove. Anyway, other than the missions you guys stated, i'd say "Reuiniting The Famillies" mission. How were they in the uncut version? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GroundZero Posted August 30, 2013 Share Posted August 30, 2013 It has to be Black Project, for the same reasons previous posters have stated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Andreas Posted September 3, 2013 Share Posted September 3, 2013 How were they in the uncut version? Note: I'm not responsible for the display of those scenes. In other words, I didn't upload those videos. DarrinPA 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shoumaker Posted September 7, 2013 Share Posted September 7, 2013 (edited) For me the most unrealistic mission in San Andreas would have to be Up Up and away. This mission simply baffles me because of the main purpose. CJ doesn't want the crew to get caught on some "street level jacking" but this is something he does all the time in the game. Also instead of only committing one crime by just simply stealing the van and driving it to VM he instead goes into a Military Fuel base, kills several soldiers, destroys two helicopters, then steals another one, picks up a van using the helicopter and goes to the air strip with absolutely no police attention? Hmm.. This mission really makes no sense to me. Edited September 7, 2013 by shoumic ten-a-penny 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Backfire6 Posted September 11, 2013 Share Posted September 11, 2013 Is every mission an option? Seriously though, Green Goo is probably the most unrealistic. Standing on moving trains, jet packs, alien goo. This. Easily the most unrealistic. Not to mention flying over army guys that are carrying heavy assault rifles your floating incredibly slowly, realistically you'd die from the first wave of shots. XD So ya and of course the Alien goo it self being in it. The mission it self was actually pointless, because it's not like you ever use the goo ever....Even the jetpack is barely used mission wise after that tedious mission. Technically half the missions are impossible. If you come down to it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newvbepczg Posted September 12, 2013 Share Posted September 12, 2013 Up, up and away! 100% unrealistic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bongwatre Posted October 6, 2013 Share Posted October 6, 2013 QUOTE (Ricky_Stiven @ Saturday, Apr 27 2013, 13:21) Robbing Uncle Sam - Seriously, military armored with 9mm... No logic. Weekend Soldiers, National Guard. "SH*T CJ, SH*T" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Andreas Posted October 10, 2013 Share Posted October 10, 2013 Wait, if "fact is stranger than fiction", then how can we deem any mission as "unrealistic"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeffrey 34 Posted October 14, 2013 Share Posted October 14, 2013 Black Project, Green Go Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WildBrick142 Posted October 14, 2013 Share Posted October 14, 2013 (edited) Freefall - Because Dodo is faster than private jet and there is no gravity that CJ can literally glide forward to the door and open it without depressurizing (spelling?) the entire plane or getting sucked into the engine. Stowaway - Drive a bike into a cargo plane, punch a few governmentt guys and blew up the plane, jumping out the back. Up, Up and Away - Because carjacking is too mainstream Black Project - Break into a military base, kill all " perfectly trained" soldiers, steal a $60m Jetpack and fly off with literally no attention as soon as you fly away from the restricted zone. Air Raid - Shoot up a bunch of RC planes with a Minigun, no police attention that someone is using RC planes to bomb a shop while they protect themselves with a fully functional and lethal Minigun Edited October 14, 2013 by WildBrick142 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space Cowboy Posted October 14, 2013 Share Posted October 14, 2013 Come to think of it, Cop Wheels is actually a quite unrealistic mission too. In this mission you basically can't see police bikes roaming around the city, they are only in their specific locations. Even if you save one police bike in your garage, the game won't let you to use it during the mission. In my opinion, it's quite unrealistic and doesn't make sense at all. I would understand that the crew don't want to "get caught up" in street level jacking as said in "Up up and Away", but why are the police bikes completely eliminated (with the exception of mission ones) from the traffic. It's one of the most common vehicles in the whole game plus the fact that we can't simply use police bikes obtained prior the mission don't make sense for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlyeThemoon Posted December 14, 2013 Share Posted December 14, 2013 1.Burglar Cj break into two houses in row all the time 2.Black Project $60,000,000 project Stolen BY ONE MAN! And they call General instead give me 6 star wanted level ? 3.(Forget name) You most collect some TNT from quarry, as you know there time limit, and if you kill brigadier time limit is taken off SO! Why other worker on quarry cannot detonate TNT ? 4.Los Santos Gang wars Sometimes if you wanna attack ballas turf in beach, those purple wearing dudes can spawn on water bottom even then cay open fire at you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZHPbim Posted December 15, 2013 Share Posted December 15, 2013 Drive-thru Smoke ordering about 10 different combo items and eating all if it during a quick drive by is easily the most impossible thing anyone can ever do. kk. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deus Ex Posted December 15, 2013 Share Posted December 15, 2013 (edited) Free fall. For some reason when CJ passes through that corona, he can somehow defy the laws of phisic and somehow get inside... Edited December 15, 2013 by Deus Ex Jeansowaty 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hobs Posted February 15, 2014 Share Posted February 15, 2014 has to be "green gue" but still is a great mission with great fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peluche503 Posted February 16, 2014 Share Posted February 16, 2014 I think the name of this thread should be "Come and Complain about GTA:SA because You Lack Imagination and Need to Blame that On the Game". Considering that one guy having to blast through about 100 heavily armed opponents is a feature of all GTA Games then that would make ALL them unrealistic wouldn't it? Very true statement. How in the world is one person supposed to get through a 50, 40, or 30 man army? This happens in all of GTA games because almost all of the missions are unrealistic. So it sounds to me like a complaining thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RyderNotThisAgain Posted February 18, 2014 Share Posted February 18, 2014 Obviously The Truth's mission, stealing combine harvesters, getting into area 51, green goo.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeansowaty Posted February 21, 2014 Share Posted February 21, 2014 Freefall. Not that it's hard as nails, it must also be unrealistic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rickyboy123 Posted February 22, 2014 Share Posted February 22, 2014 the black project, where you break into area 51 and steal the jetpack... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jhay-Are 24 Posted April 19, 2014 Share Posted April 19, 2014 For me,its the Black Project,you'll steal a jetpack worth 60 million but you can cheat it?SERIOUSLY? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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