Ciaran Posted April 16, 2013 Share Posted April 16, 2013 Ok once when i was younger i was in church for a confirmation and there was this kid leaving the church but he looked a lot like my brother and i dragged him from the door over to me and his parents were with him and i had to explain why i pulled him away from the door, i'll post more stories in a bit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pyrrhic Posted April 16, 2013 Share Posted April 16, 2013 In grade 2 (8 years old) a kid pulled my pants down in church. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadyslady Posted April 16, 2013 Share Posted April 16, 2013 In grade 2 (8 years old) a kid pulled my pants down in church. Was it a kid or the priest? And nowadays you tell yourself it was another kid? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rewas Posted April 16, 2013 Share Posted April 16, 2013 I try to forget all my embarrassing moments, because they are, you know, embarrassing. I try to avoid embarrassing stuff happening to me, because I hate it. I'm kinda sensitive about that kinda stuff Off-topic. I feel this thread is going to be locked soon. Girish doesn't really like these kind of topics. Beware of him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red XIII Posted April 16, 2013 Share Posted April 16, 2013 In grade 2 (8 years old) a kid pulled my pants down in church. Lol someone did that to me but I was on a running machine at the gym in school. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExtremoMania Posted April 16, 2013 Share Posted April 16, 2013 When I was Grade 6, I shouted while running in corridors and a science teacher from a different classroom (Grade 6 as well) heard me. She came upon to me in her class hours and replicate the shout I made. Embarrassing but still funny as I'm laughing that experience. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Finn 7 five 11 Posted April 16, 2013 Share Posted April 16, 2013 (edited) I dunno, I wouldn't say I have many/any. I don't really get embarrassed very easily, I don't mind being put on the spot to make speeches, If I fall over, well sh*t happens and it's probably hilarious. Once when I walked straight into a glass window at a shopping centre I felt a bit silly. Can't think of much else though. EDIT: Failed my colour code, that was a little embarassing. Edited April 16, 2013 by finn4life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I<3GTAV Posted April 16, 2013 Share Posted April 16, 2013 At the end of my fifth grade year, I didn't have any clean underwear, so I went commando that day. Of course at recess, some little asshole pants'd me in the middle of my whole grade. Everyone could see my penis and butt. I immediately pulled my pants up, but it probably wasn't quick enough. The most embarrassing experience of my life. The one day I go commando... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pyrrhic Posted April 16, 2013 Share Posted April 16, 2013 In grade 2 (8 years old) a kid pulled my pants down in church. Was it a kid or the priest? And nowadays you tell yourself it was another kid? It was a kid. Okay it was the priest. Just kidding, a kid. Or maybe the priest. Could've been either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shitposter Posted April 16, 2013 Share Posted April 16, 2013 i'm very paranoid (caffeine doesn't help) so i don't get embarrassed often but, i embarrass easily Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
na89340qv0n34b09q340 Posted April 16, 2013 Share Posted April 16, 2013 When I was in first grade I played in an after-school tee-ball league. I was the worst player on the team, despite the game mostly being about hitting a ball off of a stick with a huge bat. During one of our big games where all the parents came out and took pictures of their kids and stuff I decided that tee-ball was pretty boring and decided to sit in an ant hill instead. Ants were all over me, so they had to strip me down on the field in front of everyone and hose me off. I don't really remember the event so well, must've repressed it. And this was what my average outfit in fifth grade looked like. My grandma used to go to thrift shops, and yard sales and whatnot, and she'd bring back whatever clothes she could find that would fit me. Sadly I didn't realize how stupid the clothes made me look, and my hair always looked pretty stupid too. (Joking about hair aside, in eighth grade I had hair that extended beyond the shoulders, and waiters would sometimes refer to me as ma'am or miss. I always felt pretty embarrassed when they did that. ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FAH-Q Posted April 16, 2013 Share Posted April 16, 2013 When I was in first grade I played in an after-school tee-ball league. I was the worst player on the team, despite the game mostly being about hitting a ball off of a stick with a huge bat. During one of our big games where all the parents came out and took pictures of their kids and stuff I decided that tee-ball was pretty boring and decided to sit in an ant hill instead. Ants were all over me, so they had to strip me down on the field in front of everyone and hose me off. I don't really remember the event so well, must've repressed it. And this was what my average outfit in fifth grade looked like. My grandma used to go to thrift shops, and yard sales and whatnot, and she'd bring back whatever clothes she could find that would fit me. Sadly I didn't realize how stupid the clothes made me look, and my hair always looked pretty stupid too. (Joking about hair aside, in eighth grade I had hair that extended beyond the shoulders, and waiters would sometimes refer to me as ma'am or miss. I always felt pretty embarrassed when they did that. ) Poor kid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExtremoMania Posted April 17, 2013 Share Posted April 17, 2013 In grade 2 (8 years old) a kid pulled my pants down in church. Was it a kid or the priest? And nowadays you tell yourself it was another kid? It was a kid. Okay it was the priest. Just kidding, a kid. Or maybe the priest. Could've been either. LOL, it could have been both dude. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RomansMoobs Posted April 17, 2013 Share Posted April 17, 2013 My ex hooked her bra around the neck of my bass and I walked out on stage with a bra hanging around my bass LOL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theNGclan Posted April 17, 2013 Share Posted April 17, 2013 In fourth grade, I had just moved and I was going to an entirely new school district. About a month into the school year, someone smeared their crap all over the wall near the stalls. They smeared it with there hands, like, they mashed that turd down and just finger painted with it. There would be times where it seemed everything was clean. You'd then sit down in a stall and close the door, only to see a swastika made of crap. Anyway, during this time, some of us kids were playfully shoving each other in the bathroom. Well, this play fighting resulted in me getting pushed INTO the turds. They still fresh and moist. I thought it didn't leave any marks but oh god, I was wrong. I walked into the class room and sat down, smearing turds on my seat. I got up and saw my chair, resulting in everyone to burst out laughing. I ran back into the bathroom and wiped the turds off my clothes (Or atleast tried to). It was awful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ciaran Posted April 17, 2013 Author Share Posted April 17, 2013 In fourth grade, I had just moved and I was going to an entirely new school district. About a month into the school year, someone smeared their crap all over the wall near the stalls. They smeared it with there hands, like, they mashed that turd down and just finger painted with it. There would be times where it seemed everything was clean. You'd then sit down in a stall and close the door, only to see a swastika made of crap. Anyway, during this time, some of us kids were playfully shoving each other in the bathroom. Well, this play fighting resulted in me getting pushed INTO the turds. They still fresh and moist. I thought it didn't leave any marks but oh god, I was wrong. I walked into the class room and sat down, smearing turds on my seat. I got up and saw my chair, resulting in everyone to burst out laughing. I ran back into the bathroom and wiped the turds off my clothes (Or atleast tried to). It was awful. You must've had a sh*t day bahahah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theNGclan Posted April 17, 2013 Share Posted April 17, 2013 In fourth grade, I had just moved and I was going to an entirely new school district. About a month into the school year, someone smeared their crap all over the wall near the stalls. They smeared it with there hands, like, they mashed that turd down and just finger painted with it. There would be times where it seemed everything was clean. You'd then sit down in a stall and close the door, only to see a swastika made of crap. Anyway, during this time, some of us kids were playfully shoving each other in the bathroom. Well, this play fighting resulted in me getting pushed INTO the turds. They still fresh and moist. I thought it didn't leave any marks but oh god, I was wrong. I walked into the class room and sat down, smearing turds on my seat. I got up and saw my chair, resulting in everyone to burst out laughing. I ran back into the bathroom and wiped the turds off my clothes (Or atleast tried to). It was awful. You must've had a sh*t day bahahah i crie evrytiem Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Talakua Posted April 17, 2013 Share Posted April 17, 2013 When I was about 15, I was sitting in my maths class sucking and chewing on the end of my pen, when suddenly I somehow sucked a ton of ink out of it. I panicked, not knowing what to do with all this ink in my mouth and instinctively spat it out, unfortunately all over the work of the incredibly attractive girl who was sitting next to me, who understandably never sat next to me again after that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
na89340qv0n34b09q340 Posted April 17, 2013 Share Posted April 17, 2013 When I was about 15, I was sitting in my maths class sucking and chewing on the end of my pen, when suddenly I somehow sucked a ton of ink out of it. I panicked, not knowing what to do with all this ink in my mouth and instinctively spat it out, unfortunately all over the work of the incredibly attractive girl who was sitting next to me, who understandably never sat next to me again after that. Ha! I've had a few pens bust their load in my mouth too, luckily at home. I remember when I was in Middle school some kid started tracing his pen all over his face but he didn't realize that he was doing it with the side ink comes out, so by the time he was done he had pen marks all over his face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TellEmRye Posted April 17, 2013 Share Posted April 17, 2013 I was outside of a fried chicken shop... I noticed two girls that I sort of knew, I pointed them out to my mates... As I was looking at them, my mate pulled down my jeans and my boxers down to my ankles. To rub salt into the wound, a car drove past beeping as I bent down to pull them back up. I can laugh about it now, but at the time I wanted the ground to open up and swallow me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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