Your Acts of Vandalism

[lt_yao]

Steal free salt and pepper bags from my University's canteen. I'm so hardcore.

 

The pepper is quite nice though.

[Finn 7 five 11]

Let me see...

 

- Broken the back window of a car accidentally when I was about 8 when I threw a rock at a friend and it missed.

 

- Used to take people's wheelie bins and throw them into trees and stuff.

 

- Stole a wheelie bin and converted it into a billy cart. my friend then attempted to drive it down a very steep rocky hill and ended up rolling it multiple times breaking a few bones and smashing up the already vandalized bin.

 

- Participated in some tagging a couple times.

 

- Threw a potato through some kids window when I was like 9, I had to pay for repairs though.

 

- Charging through "for sale" signs and throw them around (Charging through them is actually hilarious sometimes haha!)

 

- Myself and two friends were messing around when I tackled a mate into a garage roller door and it caved in pretty bad.

 

- Hit a golf ball through some guys window when we were on the edge of a nature reserve.

 

- Rolled a huge rock/boulder down a big hill with some friend (At the same reserve) and it ended up going straight through the fence of the reserve and continued down through the gully and the smashed into a mans tennis court, this was probably 8-10 years ago.

 

-Changed speed signs into 20 and 40 zones.

 

- Broken street lamps by shaking them really hard until the globes fall out/break the filament.

 

- Broken loads of things at school, windows, doors (Kicking them in, lol) bent fans, broken tables, chairs ect.

 

-Once many years ago we ruined someones christmas display by moving their inflatable figures into sexual positions haha.

 

- Run off with people's mailboxes.

 

-Drawing penises on windscreens with removable marker (Reactions are still hilarious though.)

 

- Moving peoples couches and such onto the roof when at parties!

 

For now that's all I can think of, I was quite the little vandal, it was a lot of fun though, so much hilariousness.

Also if any police are reading this, I made it all up and none of it is true and none of it can be proven to be true.

 

[unopescio]

- Rolled a huge rock/boulder down a big hill with some friend (At the same reserve) and it ended up going straight through the fence of the reserve and continued down through the gully and the smashed into a mans tennis court, this was probably 8-10 years ago.

Oh man we used to go rock rolling all the time because theres this massive hill behind my house covered in boulders, love it when one of them picks up enough speed that it starts taking out smaller trees. Good times.

[Ciaran]

 

-Once many years ago we ruined someones christmas display by moving their inflatable figures into sexual positions haha.

 

 

 

Bahaha that must've been Hilarious!

[I<3GTAV]

I've had a couple over the course of my childhood.

 

1. I was in 4th grade, and for some reason I felt obligated to throw a single paper towel into a urinal. Some kid snitched on me, and the principal gave me my first detention that day.

 

2. I was a little older, 11 I think? Anyway I was riding my bike with my friend, while he walked, and we were looking around for flowers so we could give them to these girls we liked. We found flowers in front of someone's apartment, so we ripped them out of the pot and took them. This old lady came running out of her house screaming "GET THE f*ck OUT OF HERE! I'M GOING TO CALL THE POLICE!". Since the police talked to me several times before for trespassing, I was terrified. My friend ran off around a corner, while I stood there because I had my bike. I talked to her, and begged her to not call the cops. She decided not to, so I rode my bike off and lived happily ever after. Until the next year.

 

3. It was me and the same kid. I found 25 dollars in my pocket at school that day, so we went to a dollar store. I ended up wasting it on 25 cans of silly string. We went to the park we always hung out at, and we ran into this other kid on the playground. We all threw a silly string war right there. After a couple minutes, I realized the damage, so we took it to a blacktop. We spent a little bit shooting silly string at each other, until we ran out. Then I realized that it was all over the blacktop, also. We tried to clean up, but it was hopeless. I then went home, and everything was alright until the next day. My dad got a call from the cops, and they banned me from the park for the rest of that year (it was only March...). I don't even know how the cops knew who I was and who my parents were.

[shitposter]

Right, because it's a really clever idea for people to admit criminal acts in identifiable ways on a public forum.

but all the "stoner" topics are ok?

[TextureData]

We once made a homemade bomb that exploded too soon.

2 windows were blown out.. poor dentists they lost the other window?

 

Nobody was arrested.

 

'EDIT': Also nobody was hurt

Edited April 16, 2013 by TextureData

[El Dildo]

I pissed on a few cop cars when I was in college.

like during a party or walking between parties. find a cop car parked in the street (with no cop in it, of course) and just piss on it. because why not.

 

that's about it. otherwise it's just petty things that all kids do like TP and flaming dog sh*t on someones porch.

I've got a pretty clean rap sheet.

[t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m]

One time I spit my gum out onto the street. And if you think that's hardcore, then there's also the time that I did 57 in a 55. #YOLO

 

But in all seriousness, I have:

 

-Ripped an air conditioner out of a house window

-Tagged a bridge

-Lit some bonfires on an asphalt road; caused the asphalt to melt down and become a gravel substance

-Threw a rock at a kid's face and ran away(hey, it was vandalism, on his face!)

Edited April 16, 2013 by codyr783

[SRB]

Uh...

 

-TP and eggs on mischief night when I was younger...

 

-Paintball gun on mischief night when I was younger...

 

-Broke the window on a bobcat. Me and some friends were throwing rocks at it, I threw a lacrosse ball and the window shattered. We ran...

 

-TP power lines and cover the tp in shaving cream. When cars hit it, it would make a loud thump and spred it across the windows

 

-Torn apart other kids forts in the woods behind my house when I was a kid...

 

-A year ago I filmed a friend take a sh*t on some douches truck for a bet. Right on the hood..

 

Probably more but I cant think. Do you guys really think the police are going to be watching this, match the username back tot he real person, find them and arrest you, no charge you for throwing an egg, or breaking a window? Come on, this was all mostly years back for most of us anyways.

[Kushi_Pete]

When I was 10-12 me and my friends used to shoot car's with airsoft guns from the woods. A couple of times a guy came running after us. Then one time he caught couple of my friends and he had a camera with him to take pictures. So after that a cop comes to talk to us at school about how bad it is and he said the guy had a picture of me too which was totally bullsh*t.

One time we burned a towel at a beach at night and some guy decided to come after us in a motorboat from the other side of the lake and we took our bikes and got outta there and the cops came to ask us if we had been at the beach and we said that we saw some guys drive outta there with mopeds and they believed us.

 

Really some dumb ass sh*t.

 

This isn't a crime but a there is a bank in the town that I live in that has a card reader to get the door open and the door opens with literally any card. We have hanged there a couple of times at noon.

 

Edit: after U think about it. The time U did the dumbest sh*t are the best memories in your life.

[Finn 7 five 11]

I pissed on a few cop cars when I was in college.

like during a party or walking between parties. find a cop car parked in the street (with no cop in it, of course) and just piss on it. because why not.

 

that's about it. otherwise it's just petty things that all kids do like TP and flaming dog sh*t on someones porch.

I've got a pretty clean rap sheet.

Haha Yes! Now that you remind me I did do that once when police were busy breaking up the party I was at, I also Urinated on Parliament house in Canberra probably 20 times as I used to cycle past it on the way home from work.

 

I don't think urination counts as vandalism though, it's funny nonetheless.

 

@One Piece, Haha Yes! Rock-rolling is awesome, I still enjoy it if I can find a huge rock to roll.

[El Dildo]

 

I don't think urination counts as vandalism though, it's funny nonetheless.

well it's definitely the pussy form of vandalism

but it is technically still vandalism.

 

if any cops had seen me pissing on their car, the ticket I would get (and I WOULD get a ticket) will list the crimes as public indecency and vandalism of city/state property (the cop car).

[RomansMoobs]

I spray painted over some sh*tty ass stop signs that were so sunbleached they had no indication of being a stop sign, other than shape. Needless to say when I spray painted dicks on all of the signs, they got replaced.

[Pyrrhic]

I scrape the side of desks at school with metal rulers.

 

It's not because I want to be a rebel by vandalising, it's because it's addictive. I can't help it anymore, it's just become habit.

[RomansMoobs]

I scrape the side of desks at school with metal rulers.

 

It's not because I want to be a rebel by vandalising, it's because it's addictive. I can't help it anymore, it's just become habit.

The FBI is pounding at your door, guy.

[Grand Theft Savage]

I commit vandalism every other day... I write on desks and walls... recently I've been writing "Pro Era" in many places. People are starting to think it's a new gang.

 

That's considered vandalism right? If not, the last time I committed vandalism was when I broke a window when I was about 9.

[WhitValid]

In elementary school I glued the auditorium's piano's keys together. It's tough being a kid!

Edited April 18, 2013 by WhitValid

[K^2]

I've never done any destructive vandalism. I just don't really feel like there's a point. But things like breaking into a place, shifting some furniture around and leaving, sure. If we'd get caught, we'd probably get charged with vandalism along with other things, but that never happened. I did lock out an apartment building once by entering service mode of their intercom/electronic lock system, resetting keys, and establishing a 3-digit password which prevented anyone from dialing into an apartment, making it impossible to enter the building until maintenance arrived. That was fairly mean, I guess. But I draw the line at property damage. That's just uncalled for.

[Mr. Scratch]

Nice to see there are still people who respect old buildings.

[DODI3OG]

I spray painted the Road near our house with stolen spray paints from a local repair shop.

 

That mark lasted for about 3 years.

[Fireman]

I throw my gum on the sidewalk, but by the looks of it, so do twenty million other people.

 

Other than that, I broke a wooden bench once, but that's it.

[Moonshield]

I haven't really done much other than the occasional church burning - I'm not cool with the destruction of other people's personal property.

[Outcast]

I've personally never committed any acts of vandalism before but I do act in some capacity as the head of the property management department (the most unprofitable arm of our real estate company) for 4 residential compounds which include roughly 3,000 apartments. A lot of the work is from vandalism (smashed fire hydrant boxes, communal door handles being broken off etc). I know what it's like on the other side which many of you don't see. A lot of frustration and money being thrown down the drain just because some idiots can't stop destroying sh*t for fun.