Your Acts of Vandalism

[Master of San Andreas]

So basically have you ever committed acts of vandalism? Intentionally or unintentionally?

 

Well I don't think this qualifies as a Vandalism act but once when I was 7, I was riding my cycle around a path were some plants were kept with my eyes closed (for some reason I always did that when I neared that path) and then I hit on of the plants, think to was a juicy tomato plant and the owner an old lady saw that and shouted a lot at me, Well I told my Mom and she scolded me too and we had to give our old Cactus Plant as a replacement. I was still scared of that lady even years after that incident even though she used to smile at me, But that was years ago and we aren't in the same house anymore.

 

I do have some others but they are meh, Like breaking a glass and stuff.

 

[sivispacem]

Right, because it's a really clever idea for people to admit criminal acts in identifiable ways on a public forum.

[unopescio]

Me and my friends used to go around shooting out streetlights with slingshots throwing stuff on the road and smashing bottles everywhere we went when we were young kids. I blame video games and MTV.

[GTASAddict]

Right, because it's a really clever idea for people to admit criminal acts in identifiable ways on a public forum.

If they've already been arrested, charged & convicted of the deed (or the statute of limitation expired), why not?

[FAH-Q]

What's the next topic? Have you ever killed anybody? Actually I think that already was a topic.

[Master of San Andreas]

Right, because it's a really clever idea for people to admit criminal acts in identifiable ways on a public forum.

Well this ain't criminal acts. I mean no one here is stupid enough to go running on the streets smashing up windows and shouting random mad stuff. This topic is only for some less harmful stuff or accidents.

 

 

[FAH-Q]

Right, because it's a really clever idea for people to admit criminal acts in identifiable ways on a public forum.

Well this ain't criminal acts. I mean no one here is stupid enough to go running on the streets smashing up windows and shouting random mad stuff. This topic is only for some less harmful stuff or accidents.

Are you a cop?

[Master of San Andreas]

 

Right, because it's a really clever idea for people to admit criminal acts in identifiable ways on a public forum.

Well this ain't criminal acts. I mean no one here is stupid enough to go running on the streets smashing up windows and shouting random mad stuff. This topic is only for some less harmful stuff or accidents.

Are you a cop?

I am not, But I will call them if you don't get out of my topic. If you post here, Post something On-Topic.

[FAH-Q]

 

Right, because it's a really clever idea for people to admit criminal acts in identifiable ways on a public forum.

Well this ain't criminal acts. I mean no one here is stupid enough to go running on the streets smashing up windows and shouting random mad stuff. This topic is only for some less harmful stuff or accidents.

Are you a cop?

I am not, But I will call them if you don't get out of my topic. If you post here, Post something On-Topic.

Sorry officer, the most I've done was throw snowballs with ice in them at cars. Which now that I think back on it was kind of dangerous.

[GTA_stu]

I used to be a little sh*t, so I gone done some bad stuff. Let's see, there was the time I smashed a shed window with a brick, then about a minute later I wiped some dog poo on someone's window. With a stick of course; hygiene first. Both times I ran away with my friends giggling like little girls.

 

It's not really vandalism, but one time me and my friends managed to get inside an old folk's home, and steal a seat cushion from the reception area. Then we took it down an alley way and we all took a whizz on it. Then we put it back on the chair. Oh god what was wrong with us.

 

Another time me and my friends had a screwdriver, and we forced off the badges of about 20 cars. We got that idea after watching The Simpsons.

 

There was also numerous smashing of glass bottles over the years. We also used to occasionally get a football and go to a carpark and start kicking it at all the cars, I remember one time a guy came out and chased us for about a quarter of a mile.

 

I was occasionally the voice of reason however, I can remember that my friends wanted to crank call 999, and order a fire engine down the next street. Well not "order", that was a bad choice of word, I mean it's not a take away. But they wanted one to go down the next street. I thought it was a bit much, I could remember the fireman coming to our school and giving us the talk about how not to crank call 999. IT COULD HAVE BEEN MY AUNTIE AT RISK! So since we were already at the payphone we settled for ringing the sex advice line and pretending we had given gonorrhea to our cousin.

 

I really was a little sh*t. God, what a dick.

[sivispacem]

Right, because it's a really clever idea for people to admit criminal acts in identifiable ways on a public forum.

Well this ain't criminal acts. I mean no one here is stupid enough to go running on the streets smashing up windows and shouting random mad stuff. This topic is only for some less harmful stuff or accidents.

Yes it is. The clue is in the name- criminal damage.

[ExtremoMania]

Sometimes the vandalism I commit is almost unintentional but the other's point of view it's vandalism.

 

At one time in a store, I accidentally turn on an electrical map and it hit some objects from the stall, luckily though they didn't break and I didn't have to pay any.

[Master of San Andreas]

Right, because it's a really clever idea for people to admit criminal acts in identifiable ways on a public forum.

Well this ain't criminal acts. I mean no one here is stupid enough to go running on the streets smashing up windows and shouting random mad stuff. This topic is only for some less harmful stuff or accidents.

Yes it is. The clue is in the name- criminal damage.

OK I guess 'Vandalism' isn't the perfect name for the topic, That's what you're trying to say, Right?

[Chunkyman]

When I was fairly young I got chocolate stuck in my friends Playstation 2. I also got a broken popsicle stick stuck in there while trying to dig the chocolate out.

 

...And I got chocolate stuck in his VCR player.

[Harley]

 

Right, because it's a really clever idea for people to admit criminal acts in identifiable ways on a public forum.

Well this ain't criminal acts. I mean no one here is stupid enough to go running on the streets smashing up windows and shouting random mad stuff. This topic is only for some less harmful stuff or accidents.

*Slowly backs out the room*

[Ciaran]

 

I used to be a little sh*t, so I gone done some bad stuff. Let's see, there was the time I smashed a shed window with a brick, then about a minute later I wiped some dog poo on someone's window. With a stick of course; hygiene first. Both times I ran away with my friends giggling like little girls.

 

It's not really vandalism, but one time me and my friends managed to get inside an old folk's home, and steal a seat cushion from the reception area. Then we took it down an alley way and we all took a whizz on it. Then we put it back on the chair. Oh god what was wrong with us.

 

Another time me and my friends had a screwdriver, and we forced off the badges of about 20 cars. We got that idea after watching The Simpsons.

 

There was also numerous smashing of glass bottles over the years. We also used to occasionally get a football and go to a carpark and start kicking it at all the cars, I remember one time a guy came out and chased us for about a quarter of a mile.

 

I was occasionally the voice of reason however, I can remember that my friends wanted to crank call 999, and order a fire engine down the next street. Well not "order", that was a bad choice of word, I mean it's not a take away. But they wanted one to go down the next street. I thought it was a bit much, I could remember the fireman coming to our school and giving us the talk about how not to crank call 999. IT COULD HAVE BEEN MY AUNTIE AT RISK! So since we were already at the payphone we settled for ringing the sex advice line and pretending we had given gonorrhea to our cousin.

 

I really was a little sh*t. God, what a dick.

Dafuq did i just read?

 

 

I threw a penny a someones window once when i was younger that was basically it lol

Edited April 15, 2013 by gtavpoliceimprovements

[The Scottish Guy]

When I was around 12/13, we used to go around smashing windows of big abandoned factories and other industrial buildings with one of these badboys:

 

 

The Cobra slingshot.

 

Some power in this little tool, I'll you that for nothing.

 

A few other things I used to get up to during my pre-teen, immature little boy years, but I better keep them to myself lest sivi reports me to the police.

 

[GTA_stu]

Right, because it's a really clever idea for people to admit criminal acts in identifiable ways on a public forum.

Well this ain't criminal acts. I mean no one here is stupid enough to go running on the streets smashing up windows and shouting random mad stuff. This topic is only for some less harmful stuff or accidents.

Lol just noticed this post.

 

Seriously, nobody wants to hear about the time you accidentally knocked a cup of water over at your friend's house, so you quickly cleaned it up before his mum noticed. Then the guilt ate away at you for years, before you finally admitted to it and begged for forgiveness. Nobody wants to hear that. We want juicy sh*t. We wanna hear about the time you set fire to a house and killed everyone inside, or dropped a brick off a bridge and it hit a car and it crashed into a fireball, or the time you mutilated the neighbours cat.

 

Don't worry about Sivis, he's just being a wet blanket.

 

 

 

 

 

[Guest]

When I was little and I used to drink out of plastic cups, you know the cheap Tesco ones because I wasn't old enough to face the real responsiblity of a glass. So yeah, I used to chew on the plastic cups.

 

Anyways, I went to my next door neighbour's with my mum, and I had a drink of orange juice, and it was in a glass!

 

I started chewing on the glass, and it snapped off and broke in my mouth, I spat it out into the drink and felt really bad.

 

 

 

In primary school when we did tests and I finished, I used to get a metal ruler and start sawing at the edge of the table, there was this huge gaping hole at the end of the day lol. Never got caught, though!

 

 

Oh yeah, and we've all used a permanent marker to draw a penis on the school whiteboards, admit it!

 

 

 

I don't know if it counts as vandalism but this kid was near a bin, I once tipped it over and got rotten banana skins and used drink cartons on him.

[Ciaran]

 

 

In primary school when we did tests and I finished, I used to get a metal ruler and start sawing at the edge of the table, there was this huge gaping hole at the end of the day lol. Never got caught, though!

 

 

Oh yeah, and we've all used a permanent marker to draw a penis on the school whiteboards, admit it!

 

 

 

I don't know if it counts as vandalism but this kid was near a bin, I once tipped it over and got rotten banana skins and used drink cartons on him. [/color][/size]

lol nearly everyone in my school still does that

[GTASAddict]

Judging by these ages mentioned, I'd bet the statute of limitations have long since expired, so charges couldn't be filed anyway.

[Typhus]

As if I'm going to incriminate myself so you can get a big, juicy promotion.

Nice try, narc.

[Johnny Playert]

Oh wow. Countless times.

 

This one time at New Years, we were standing in front of my mate's flat, lighting up the last of our crackers. We had big ones as well. We decided to trash some cars... we taped a heavy-duty rocket to a back windshield, it shattered... we put crackers on the rims of this one car, and on the mirrors and whipers etc, completely trashed it, laughing so hard... when suddenly these 2 guys start walking up to us. They were completely sh*tfaced, and they didn't even notice us. TO OUR SURPRISE THEY ACTUALLY GOT IN THE TRASHED CAR, started it up, waved us goodbye and drove off. We laughed so unbelievably hard, we still laugh at this. I mean, they f*cking waved us goodbye and drove away for christ' sake! LMFAO!

 

Smashed countless of windows, condemned buildings and normal homes. This one time even in the middle of the night, me and 2 mates, we each threw 2 bricks all at the same time through some dude's window, while they were home. The noise and damage was massive. They must've had a heartattack in there, i really feel bad about that one.

 

When we were little, we were walking home from school (short distance) and decided to walk over some cars, jumping and denting the sh*t out of a couple of cars. This one dude saw us and came after us, we didn't even notice it, he grabbed our necks and yelled at us, he seemed like he really wanted to hit us but didn't. We were scared sh*tless.

 

These are just a few examples. I've done sooo much more damage... generally smashing windows, lighting stuff on fire, broke into a few garages (found porn! we were like 10 lol, we couldn't believe it) and many more. It does make you feel a bit ashamed when you look back, but at the same time i had a blast!

[Joseph Cooke]

Filled water baloons up with Golden hair-dye spray, then chucked thrm at random things around my village. Made it look nicer, a bit less grim, if I'm honest.

[Mr.Mister]

I used to tag trains and walls around the industrial parts of town. Patrol car came by in the middle of a tag one night and I quickly ducked down and hid behind a garbage can. Not too long after that night I figured that what I was doing is very immature and stopped.

[Mr. Scratch]

Well nothing other than TP'ing my physics teacher's house,I like old buildings too much to break them.

Edited April 15, 2013 by VF94

[na89340qv0n34b09q340]

When I was eleven and Halloween had just past my mom had some left over cans of temporary spray-on hair dye, so I took a can of pink hairspray and went right out across the street where there was an alleyway and sprayed some stupid tag up (it was something you'd expect to see in a '90s game about vandalism, something like "ICE" or "Punk!" or something like that.) My tag sat around for a few months until it started to rain, I think they kept it up to laugh at how dumb it was.

 

When I went through my anarchy phase I sharpied the doors of my local Steak 'n Shake's toilet stalls. It was something from that riot in France back in the 70s (or whenever the French had a big anarchist riot with lots of Graffiti.) After two weeks I ended up eating there again, and my little sharpie tag was washed off, but not the "Bloods kill Crips" one that was right on the door that people are staring at as they sh*t.

 

I still like to sharpie things now and again, just nothing political or stupid.

[GTA-King]

I took a sh*t in one of those sand pits at public parks (you know, the ones where kids use that crane thing to dig?). Yeah, I got alot of respect for that.

 

[Rewas]

Me and my friends messed up someones backyard. Appearantly, they were on vacation and we decided to "redecorate" the backyard: threw some eggs at the windows, someone took a sh*t in their garden. We even found a hidden key to their house. Someone tried to unlock it, but the alarm went on and we ran away.

 

Later, police got us. We had to explain what happened and etc.

[Freakorama]

Only thing I can think of is I wrote ((my first name) rules (insert year here)) on this single fence paling every single year for about 6 years.

Then recently when walking home I saw someone had snapped a bunch of them off, including the one I've been writing on for half a decade so I took the plank home for sentimental reasons.

 

I'm such a rebel.