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You are all a bunch of losers.


Clem Fandango
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Clem Fandango

Not too long ago, there was a thread here in General Chat titled "are you happy with your life?" The responses were overwhelmingly negative; I got the impression that most of our members are angsty young men who spend their day wanking, playing Skyrim and bitching about how lonely they are on GTAForums. The worst part is that they/you give each other sympathy- and let me tell you: you don't deserve it..

 

Most of you are between 15 and 20, and your grammar is atrocious, you don't seem to do anything particularly interesting, you aren't knowledgeable about any subject other than video games, you aren't politically aware and you bitch and moan and bitch and bitch like it's somebody else's fault, like the other people in the world should feel guilty for lording their brains and looks and competence over you.

 

A few weeks ago I read an article on Cracked.com. The general thesis was that most young males are whiny little pussies with no confidence. The opening words of the article were "The world only cares about what it can get from you." Brilliant. Nobody could ever say it better. The author went on to post this video:

 

 

 

There you go: I don't care that you're nice or honest or mild mannered, neither does the girl you like, nor your teacher, your boss or your friends. They want someone who combs his hair in the morning, they want someone who looks good, they want someone who speaks Japanese.

 

The world only cares about what it can get from you, but that can be anything. You don't have to hit the gym or do great in school, lord knows I don't do either. You just have to offer people something. You like movies and TV? Great, but stop consuming your entertainment passively like a jaded, slobby twat and become an active, intelligent viewer who grasps the nuances and the defining characteristics of shows and movies, people will love it when you explain the subtext behind their favorite show to them.

 

"Oh you're really into such and such show? I hear it's an allegory for blah blah blah" Boom. Instant new friend.

 

You all like GTA enough to join a site called "GTAForums" but couldn't write more than a paragraph about the subtext or even what it is that draws you to the game. Go on, try. I'm grading you.

 

You hear people talk about the news? Watch it, get background on the issue, develop a skill for political discussion and people will love that you can give an interesting perspective and educate them on what they don't understand. You don't like your appearance? Get a better hair cut, buy some nice skinny jeans, a leather jacket, pointy shoes... people complain about girls being shallow but what do you expect when your t-shirt, baggy jeans and over-worn trainers just scream "I don't care about my appearance because I have no ambition and am happy playing WoW all day." Even if you're butt ugly some trendy clothes are half the battle, the rest is confidence. Most girls don't care about looks, but if you're embarrassing to be seen with because you look like a slob they won't even consider dating you.

 

Get some life skills. Do everything I mentioned, learn another language, read about science, expand your vocabulary (when you see a word you don't know, look it the f*ck up, all of a sudden you'll find that you're a super genius), learn to f*cking cook. Or something but f*ck... take your god damn whining elsewhere if you're too much of a little bitch to get off the couch.

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Really guy?

Your indignation would be worth more if you didn't go around the forum calling rape victims 'sluts'.

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Clem Fandango
Really guy?

Really, guy.

 

Someone get me that crying baby jpg.

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LOL your whining on a forum about people whining on a forum.

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LOL your whining on a forum about people whining on a forum.

You do realize, you're with that member title of yours alone, only confirming what he already stated right?

– overeducated wonk who fetishises compromise

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I.. I.. I love you man. This is the best advice a man could get. Well said man, well said.

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Mr. Scratch
LOL your whining on a forum about people whining on a forum.

Second example of atrocious grammar.

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LOL your whining on a forum about people whining on a forum.

Back to the V forum now, you've spent enough outside.

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Exkabewbikadid

Topic of the f*cking year.

 

And yeah, I's sick of hearing all the whining about how bad the world is. I step outside and you know what I hear? Crickets, cars and generally peace. A hell exists on earth? Yes. I won't live in it. That's me.

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Someone lock this useless topic please.

 

It's not needed here, if you want to bitch about people bitch then go somewhere else.

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friendly luggage

What you've posted is very true, and also applies to many people I know. Our attitude sucks.

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Mr.Mordecai

Haha this thread makes me chuckle. I was in that boat a couple months ago, but I started going to church, worked out more, and stopped doing drugs. Life's not fair but you have to make the most out of it. You're probably not gonna get far from this thread, besides a couples well saids, and a couple guys complaining about how insensitive you are and don't know them personally. (And it'd a bit hypocritical that you complain about the complainers, basically telling them what they should do without saying what have you done in life.) (Or saying why you love GTA)

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grope_4_that_date

Most people spend their lives sh*tting and f*cking anyway. It's not specific to this forum. lol.gif

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My member title is from an odd future song. And so what if my grammar is bad? Does that mean I have no self respect or that I'm unintelligent?

 

Also, its funny because the OP'S grammar is just as bad. hypocrite much?

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Mr. Scratch
Haha this thread makes me chuckle. I was in that boat a couple months ago, but I started going to church, worked out more, and stopped doing drugs. Life's not fair but you have to make the most out of it. You're probably not gonna get far from this thread, besides a couples well saids, and a couple guys complaining about how insensitive you are and don't know them personally. (And it'd a bit hypocritical that you complain about the complainers, basically telling them what they should do without saying what have you done in life.) (Or saying why you love GTA)

I'm sorry but this reminds me of the Redwood commercial from SA so much . biggrin.gif

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A-f*cking-men. I'm going to sound really cheesy but I don't care, happiness is a choice. You can either repine about everything or (again I'm gonna sound cheesy) chase your f*cking dreams. Want to travel the world? Do it, there are numerous jobs out there that allow you to do so. Want to get a girlfriend, then get the f*ck out of your comfort zone and man the f*ck up. One can achieve anything, the only thing limiting you is your mind. Or do you want to lie on your deathbed thinking "if only I had.." It's your life, your choice, don't go around complaining on a forum but live it.

– overeducated wonk who fetishises compromise

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Brown Sugar

 

I.. I.. I love you man. This is the best advice a man could get. Well said man, well said.

So take it, because from what I read from your posts the op is describing you.

 

edit: anyone complaining about this topic complaining then take your own advice, most of the people I see complaining about this topic are also the ones being described in the op, take your personal problems elsewhere.

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A thread bitching about people bitching. Quite interesting, my good sir!

this.

 

Hurry up and lock this sh*t

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This thread jokes.

 

i agree with OP.

 

dressing smart will more likely get you quality pussy/dick. better believe that.

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Clem Fandango
A thread bitching about people bitching. Quite interesting, my good sir!

this.

 

Hurry up and lock this sh*t

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A thread bitching about people bitching. Quite interesting, my good sir!

this.

 

Hurry up and lock this sh*t

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lol a member from 2009 acting like a complete douche. hope you get banned man

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You don't like your appearance? Get a better hair cut, buy some nice skinny jeans, a leather jacket, pointy shoes...

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Motherf*cking insatiable.

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Finn 7 five 11
A-f*cking-men. I'm going to sound really cheesy but I don't care, happiness is a choice. You can either repine about everything or (again I'm gonna sound cheesy) chase your f*cking dreams. Want to travel the world? Do it, there are numerous jobs out there that allow you to do so. Want to get a girlfriend, then get the f*ck out of your comfort zone and man the f*ck up. One can achieve anything, the only thing limiting you is your mind. Or do you want to lie on your deathbed thinking "if only I had.." It's your life, your choice, don't go around complaining on a forum but live it.

Yep, 100% agree with everything in the OP and this post. Pretty damn tired of people saying "Friend-zone, girls are bitches blah blah" all a bunch of bitch ass excuses for why they don't have a girlfriend. I don't have a girlfriend right now because i'm too much of a soft-cock to ask the girl I like out and i'm a lazy ass motherf*cker who doesn't bother to visit her enough. How hard was that to admit? Why do you have to make bitch-ass excuses for it? We're on the internet, we don't care if you have a 42 inch cock or if you have 3 eyeballs, I don't see what the inability to admit something is for.

 

The worst thing I see is people bitching about not having friends, or having a boring life. Then people offer suggestions and people just say "Oh no that's too much effort, oh no I'm scared of that, I couldn't be bothered."

 

Well if that's the case, shut the f*ck up and continue living your Basement-dwelling life whilst turning into a pale long haired broke guy like slamman, who occasionally looks outside and thinks about how great other people's lives are.

 

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Master of San Andreas

Everyone has to enter a stage where their life is bad, Your whole life cannot be perfect, You definitely will have problems, But I'm pretty sure many voted for 'Not good but I hope it get's better'.

 

I vote for this topic to be locked in hell.

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Clem Fandango

 

A thread bitching about people bitching. Quite interesting, my good sir!

this.

 

Hurry up and lock this sh*t

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lol a member from 2009 acting like a complete douche. hope you get banned man

Whatever bro. I don't know why you're so offended by this topic, maybe because you know it all applies to you.

 

Also Stu those shoes are p hot.

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orbitalraindrops

If you don't want to man up just join one of these!

 

http://trelay.org/

 

Clean fresh air, organic vegetables and old hippies trying to relive there youth.

 

"wanking, playing Skyrim and bitching about how lonely they are on GTAForums."

 

Have you been spying on me again Melchior? ;P.

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