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Rockstar GTAV Newswire Simulator


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Lelouch The Zero

GinIchimaru: Hey R*, will you put some Anime in the game to watch on the TV?

 

R*N: Yes of co- wait....Anif*cking-what? What in the f*ck is that? Another name for a pedophile?

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I'mac00L: Are you afraid of Watch Dogs being a better game

 

Rockstar User: Is that a sequel to Sleeping dogs

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OMG I CRACKED THE CODE!!! THEY DELAYED GTA V TO ADD MAX PAYNE AS A 4TH PROTAGONIST

 

 

Nice, thanks for the idea. Delayed until May 2014.
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PC-n3rd64bit: When the PC version will be announced?

 

R*: After we squeeze out every penny from console users, our drop out team willl start working on a lazy port for a little bit of extra cash.

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ElPCMacho : How many weeks will there be between the release of the console version and PC version? Please answer..

R* A : Yes.

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Edward Maya

Fan: R* why not give us any info anymore

 

Rockstar: Because we enjoy watching you all bitch about no info on GTAForums

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S1LV3R_W0LF

Newswire need to have this sort of posts, insults between players and Rockstar mods would be epic, I'd buy popcorns and stay there all day even If I had to click in ads.

 

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Damn! I hope I never see that side of Adriaan!

You won't, trust me. And I didn't ban Zee.

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WildBrick142
Newswire need to have this sort of posts, insults between players and Rockstar mods would be epic, I'd buy popcorns and stay there all day even If I had to click in ads.

 

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WildBrick142

Done. Probably a fail and not fun but I dont care. Next one: "Steak vs. Pizza".

 

The russian text translates to:

"vodka, vodka we are drunk

vodka, vodka drink all night"

But im sure that Google Translate pulled out some sh*t and translated it wrong.

 

My English suck. Expect a lot of mistakes.

 

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  • 5 weeks later...

I decided to put your "Rockstar reply" in a new home so people can get a chuckle. Maybe some people who did not see this topic earlier can get a LOL from some of the great exchanges above as well. smile.gif

 

Los Santos County Sheriff

 

Hey Sheriff,

 

We’re two days late, but we wanted to tell you to go f*ck yourself and the horse you rode in on. Awesome to hear about how excited you are for the game, ya loser. We know there’s lots of questions out there that fans like yourself have and desire to see and hear more about GTAV - all we can say at this point is to please get a life– we will certainly have more to share about GTAV as soon as we damn well please. Hopefully we will tell you something before the release date. In the meantime, to make sure that you’re among the first to get the word about all future GTAV news when it happens, make sure you’re following us or subscribed to us at any of the following places because were attention whores:

 

www.rockstargames.com/subscribe (email list)

 

www.facebook.com/rockstargames

 

www.twitter.com/rockstargames

 

Cheers,

 

Rockstar Games

 

 

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fan : What about downloadable contents?

 

R* : Yo bro, Sorry for being a noob man, wat is that downloadable contents?

is it related to gaymees sorry games, i will ask some dudes here i will get u back.

if its any gay sh*t i will find you and screw you.. i mean beat you.

regards,

Brucie,

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GinIchimaru: Hey R*, will you put some Anime in the game to watch on the TV?

 

R*N: Yes of co- wait....Anif*cking-what? What in the f*ck is that? Another name for a pedophile?

Funny because they actually did it with TBOGT. Something about a princess. Or were you referring to this?

 

edit: http://gta.wikia.com/Princess_Robot_Bubblegum

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GTA V IS GONNA ROCK THE WORLD

 

Sales: GTA V - 25 Million/ CoD Black Ops II - 18 Million/ Halo 4 - 15 Million

 

 

How did cod sell more than Halo 4? Rushed... Not cared for....

 

Anyway...

 

 

Gythtcanspel: y r u prikz n0t reelees1n t3 gaym i reely wont 2 pl0y te gaym coz it reely c00l an stuf so giv uz it plz u peeses ov sh*t

 

R*: Can you at least try typing instead of simply hitting the keyboard? Cheers!

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Damn! I hope I never see that side of Adriaan!

You won't, trust me. And I didn't ban Zee.

It says you have ties with Rocktar, what kind of ties exactly

You do know that screenshot of newswire was fake, right?

 

I don't have ties with Rockstar. I don't like wearing them to be honest.

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