rampage08 Posted March 23, 2013 Share Posted March 23, 2013 Lol im dying here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rampage08 Posted March 23, 2013 Share Posted March 23, 2013 Fan: How big is the map? R*: As big as my dick. Fan: GTA V confirmed for having one of gamings tiniest maps. With a whole lotta forest and 2 weird looking mountains Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WildBrick142 Posted March 23, 2013 Share Posted March 23, 2013 Note: It is not meant to offense anyone or anything. It is just made for laughs and should not be taken seriously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NONative Posted March 23, 2013 Share Posted March 23, 2013 Damn! I hope I never see that side of Adriaan! GTAFan: What is the point of Franklin? R*: To give Roman and Greenrock something to cry about on GTAForums. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sgt. Foley Posted March 23, 2013 Share Posted March 23, 2013 Fan: How big is the map? R*: As big as my dick. Fan: GTA V confirmed for having one of gamings tiniest maps. LOL, This made me laugh for ages. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WildBrick142 Posted March 23, 2013 Share Posted March 23, 2013 Made another one. Once again it is for jokes only and is not meant to be offensive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryder15 Posted March 23, 2013 Share Posted March 23, 2013 This would have to be the funniest thread I have ever read!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emergency_Room Posted March 23, 2013 Share Posted March 23, 2013 Only thing missing was the Zee fist avatar. Anyway here are several of mine IMAMORON:Is this going to be released for the PS4 and Xbox 720 as well? Rockstar: Yes it will be released on September 17th just like the other two versions. That way you can get it and look at the disc and box-art for several months. Total_Buffoon: I am not going to buy GTA V because of the delay. Rockstar:Taking out the $60 you are not spending drops our estimated earnings of $600 Million by a whopping 0.00001%. We will miss it about the same way someone would miss a corn flake in a box of cereal. 12yearoldgamer:WHEN CAN WE 3XP3CT SOM3 MOAR INFO ON GRAND THEFT AUTO V . Rockstar:Probably about the same time your parents get that letter in the mail explaining that you are going to have to repeat the fourth grade yet again because you still are at the kindergarten level when it comes to English and spelling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kifflom112 Posted March 23, 2013 Share Posted March 23, 2013 Hey R*, can you step it up. We only got like a piece of artwork and one new screen and that was back in January. Then you pissed us off with the delay when you mo' fo's knew we were expecting the boxart. You f*ckers! R* D: Hmm, banned! Now f*ck off please... Cheers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintsrow Posted March 23, 2013 Author Share Posted March 23, 2013 Made another one. Once again it is for jokes only and is not meant to be offensive. Wow, man, these are great! No only hilarious and right-on, but they look perfect! What'd you do, copy the HTML and edit it? Beautiful!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maggot899 Posted March 23, 2013 Share Posted March 23, 2013 CJgrove4lyfe: omgs y did u delay the gaem four like a yeear? R*: Why do you f*cks keep asking like we are hiding something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sneakerhead. Posted March 23, 2013 Share Posted March 23, 2013 CJgrove4lyfe: omgs y did u delay the gaem four like a yeear? R*: Why do you f*cks keep asking like we are hiding something? CJgrove4lyfe: Rong anser rocstar. *Shuts down R* servers* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maggot899 Posted March 23, 2013 Share Posted March 23, 2013 Mr.Bellicklol: Can you make Niko related to Franklin for some stupid ass reason so you can put Niko in V? R*: Thanks for spoiling the game, It's cancelled now, cheers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
significantother Posted March 23, 2013 Share Posted March 23, 2013 (edited) gtavfanboy69: WE WANT GTA V NOW! Rockstar: Okay, we're releasing it now, this is going to be great, guys. You'll have so much to do in this game, and you'll have so much fun with the three protagonists- Aaand it's gone. Edited March 23, 2013 by yoshiandluigi3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corndawg93 Posted March 23, 2013 Share Posted March 23, 2013 GtArULz,: wen will we be able to get info on Agent Rockstar user: Go f*ck yourself with a machete Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RipGore Posted March 23, 2013 Share Posted March 23, 2013 N00bh4x0r: u guys think u got competition with watch dogs? R*: Yes, of course, GTA V looks quite inferior. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gtavfan723 Posted March 23, 2013 Share Posted March 23, 2013 codfanboy: cod 4 life Rockstar: f*ck cod and all games Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hinti21 Posted March 23, 2013 Share Posted March 23, 2013 GTAfan: *question* Rockstar: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ Dragonjack + Posted March 23, 2013 Share Posted March 23, 2013 Derp: "HAhaha GtA v sUX RoCkstar i pLayed Da VIDEo Game For ReAlzz, UmaD?!" Rockstar: "Kill Yourself" I try. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alfabutt Posted March 23, 2013 Share Posted March 23, 2013 MindlessThreadCreatUR: Will there be realistic boob animation? R*: Thanks for your question, upon months of research we can now say that we are trying to create the best looking tits we have EVER made we got you thinking the whole most ambitious thing was the three protagonists well you all guessed wrong! BTW weve created the tits by mapping your moms tits in the game, shes a great sport uknow kiddo she sucks c*ck like a starving fat chick. Cheers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WildBrick142 Posted March 23, 2013 Share Posted March 23, 2013 Part 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtomicPunk Posted March 23, 2013 Share Posted March 23, 2013 (edited) ^AHAHALOL! I'm not as think as you drunk I am buddy! Fan: "R*, I only have one week to live, could you please give some new infos?" R*: "While we understand that you are all excited, we don't have anything new to show at this time. So die mother fuc*er! DIE! mUHAHAHAHAHA We ain't showin' you sh*t bio*%h!! Tune in in a few weeks or so for new info a bit later." Edited March 23, 2013 by AtomicPunk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ROCKSTAR MANIC Posted March 23, 2013 Share Posted March 23, 2013 ROCKSTAR Fan: " So when are you gonna give us a new batch of info?" R*: " To make it clear, we don't have anything to share at the moment. P.S. Get a f*cking life ,its not all about Gta We have a life too" We've got to respect the devs too, they have a life you know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
or1 Posted March 24, 2013 Share Posted March 24, 2013 MTC_LA: Rockstar-Games what should I do that I can work with you which school I need to study I need? R* L @MTC_LA Hey mate - shoot us an email at [email protected] so we can answer you fully. my edit: MTC_LA: Rockstar-Games what should I do that I can work with you which school I need to study I need? R* L: @MTC_LA We just resigned cleaner you can replace it MTC_LA I want the position of Programmer R* L Lol yeah right f*ck off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apex Posted March 24, 2013 Share Posted March 24, 2013 Hey, when is new info coming out? Rockstar Mod: STOMP ON MY SAGGY BALLS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTCCoco Posted March 24, 2013 Share Posted March 24, 2013 Fan: Rockstar are you going to release GTA V on next-gen consoles? Plz reply. R*: Yes, and we also going to release it for PC too, at the same day as consoles. Now run to gtaforums and post it, bitch ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
or1 Posted March 24, 2013 Share Posted March 24, 2013 Fan: Rockstar are you going to release GTA V on next-gen consoles? Plz reply. R*: Yes, and we also going to release it for PC too, at the same day as consoles. Now run to gtaforums and post it, bitch ! hahah that was a good one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The-San-Andreas-man Posted March 24, 2013 Share Posted March 24, 2013 RandomMoron: Hey Rockstar, what if after all this work you put into the game, GTA V sucks? R*: Well, your mom sucks, and she makes some pretty good cash. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh410 Posted March 24, 2013 Share Posted March 24, 2013 Fan: Is there a unlimited health cheat? R*: There is chuck norris for that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nikobitch Posted March 24, 2013 Share Posted March 24, 2013 Fan: RockstarI'm glad you've delayed the game. R*: We will do whatever the f*ck we.... Wait what?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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