saintsrow Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 The other thread R* have no fear of competitors! inspired me to think that what we need is a Rockstar GTAV Newswire Simulator, where we can imagine what Rockstar really wants to say in response to some of the fan posts they get. Here's a start: Fan: No offense but I think it was a terrible idea to delay this game to September, since Next gen is already going to be released a couple of months later along with BF4 and Watchdogs and Call of Duty. This game is going to die in like a month. R* response: We'll see who dies first -- you or the game. Don't bet against the game. So the idea here is that you can quote an actual fan Newswire post, or make up your own fictitious post, and then show what Rockstar -really- wants to tell the guy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Mordecai Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 When r we gnna gt moar inf0z? Whenever we f*cking feel like it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjmthe2nd Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 When will it come out so we can play? Play with yourself, and see what comes out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red XIII Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 Fan: How big is the map? R*: As big as my dick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilGTA1 Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 I love you Rockstar! We love your money too. Cheers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjmthe2nd Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 Rockstar, Dont be a Bully, you didn't release any info in a while. Bully? That sh*ts long gone. (STALLING LIKE A BOSS) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S1LV3R_W0LF Posted March 23, 2013 Share Posted March 23, 2013 IamIDIOT: Please Rockstar, release new info soon we're dieing here, people keep creating stupid threads and hallucinating over nothing. R*:Why the hell do I care? Seriously I'm in vacation now, go play some Bioshock because T2 invested 200 millions in it, shut up and keep eating your realistic steak till the summer ends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTAfan786 Posted March 23, 2013 Share Posted March 23, 2013 Me: Why was GTA V delayed till September? Rockstar Mod: I guess it was the weather. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
98 in 1 Posted March 23, 2013 Share Posted March 23, 2013 m4st3r1ngth3b3t4: when are you going to give us more info on gta v rockstar? R*: When you stop touching yourself at night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capricornus Posted March 23, 2013 Share Posted March 23, 2013 Dumb Fan: Hey R*, Love u guyz! Will CJ be returning in GTA V? R*: "Does the pope sh*t in the woods and wipe his ass with celery sticks? Piss of." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lelouch The Zero Posted March 23, 2013 Share Posted March 23, 2013 TheFloridaGuy: Did you delay the game to make the Steak more Realistic? R*: No, we delayed the game to take out all the Realistic Steak, and replace them with Realistic Dicks instead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ugotsmoked Posted March 23, 2013 Share Posted March 23, 2013 Intelligent Consumer : Why don't you release a 10 second video of Trevor sitting in the mountains roasting marshmallows over a campfire? It would drive tons of traffic to your website and boost fan frenzy. Rockstar : There is an opening in the marketing department, when can you start? This is what they SHOULD say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlappyPwnsAss Posted March 23, 2013 Share Posted March 23, 2013 FAN: R*, why did you delay GTA 5? And why no new info? R*: 1. It doesnt matter, you'll end up buying it eitherway 2. F**k off. We wanna sit on our asses Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elyobo893 Posted March 23, 2013 Share Posted March 23, 2013 Happy to see my dumb topics inspired some people! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S1LV3R_W0LF Posted March 23, 2013 Share Posted March 23, 2013 In case you didn't notice no one is actually doing what the thread was about, we're just having some fun trolling on Rockstar and not licking their boots. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elyobo893 Posted March 23, 2013 Share Posted March 23, 2013 GTAFANBOY69LOL: Is dis cuming out on pS4? R*M: Get. The. f*ck. Out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kifflom112 Posted March 23, 2013 Share Posted March 23, 2013 When will we get more info R*? It's been so long and you shattered our hopes for the delay. This marketing sucks. R* Q: We will release the info, whenever the f*ck we feel like it. Piss off, nobody at our team cares what you think. Cheers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lelouch The Zero Posted March 23, 2013 Share Posted March 23, 2013 GTAFanboy: Will you put a parody of Zee in the game? R*: Who is that, your mother? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sneakerhead. Posted March 23, 2013 Share Posted March 23, 2013 Fan: How big is the map? R*: As big as my dick. Fan: GTA V confirmed for having one of gamings tiniest maps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kifflom112 Posted March 23, 2013 Share Posted March 23, 2013 So R* I'm so excited, how big is the map? R*A: We aren't allowed to say much, however it is probably nearly as big as your dick... which isn't that big. Cheers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ugotsmoked Posted March 23, 2013 Share Posted March 23, 2013 Fan: GTA V confirmed for having one of gamings tiniest maps. Los Santos has 1 streetlight and no mickey d's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvilFuture Posted March 23, 2013 Share Posted March 23, 2013 Dumbass128: r* plz giv us mor inf0 on u.. gta v i thnk thts th nam of de GAYme, we ned MOAR R*K: We will release some info when you learn to f*cking spell, you dumbass. Cheers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedShotBR Posted March 23, 2013 Share Posted March 23, 2013 DatGuy: Hey R*, what do you guys think of SRIV being released a month before GTA V? R*: We think that another franchise will die this year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvilFuture Posted March 23, 2013 Share Posted March 23, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lelouch The Zero Posted March 23, 2013 Share Posted March 23, 2013 Is that real? If so, then...LOL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kifflom112 Posted March 23, 2013 Share Posted March 23, 2013 Good one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvilFuture Posted March 23, 2013 Share Posted March 23, 2013 Is that real? If so, then...LOL! No, it's not real. I wish it was lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asian_Ninja1 Posted March 23, 2013 Share Posted March 23, 2013 SoCalledHardcoreGTAFAn: y thi f*ck you deley gme. U stuip fuks. Rockstar: We delayed the game because there are too many stupid people in the world to even spell right. Cheers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintsrow Posted March 23, 2013 Author Share Posted March 23, 2013 Good one. Big LOLs. Now this is what I'm talkin' about Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asian_Ninja1 Posted March 23, 2013 Share Posted March 23, 2013 Good one. Big LOLs. Now this is what I'm talkin' about Nice photoshopping skills. This made me LOL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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