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What do you expect the NPC/Pedestrians in GTA V to talk about?

 

I expect them to talk about the Economy, even though its getting better.

The end of the world Mayan conspiracy theory's and traffic!

 

 

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I expect a load of pedestrians talking about the Epsilon Program.

For example "I was completely enlightened when Kifflom showed me the way" or "Greetings Brother-Uncle" or "Kifflom will smite you!"

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Algonquin Assassin

"It feels like my balls are in a cheese grater".

 

"Did you see the new steakhouse?".

 

"The Mayans were wrong motherf*cker".

 

"What's with Libertians and cheesy vaginas?".

 

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"I'm a Jew, give me money"

 

"Turtles are my friend"

 

"I rape for a living"

 

"I'm Married to the Internet"

 

"I see murdered goats everywhere"

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ExtremoMania

"The Kifflom program has showed me the way."

 

"We want realistic steak and pizza for crying out loud!"

 

"Hey bro, watch your sex."

 

 

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"who knew five is better then four!?"

 

"I'll Knock yo ass out Bacon BITCH!"

 

"i need some CRANK RIIIIIIGHT NOOOOW"

 

"I Don't even have a license man!" (while stealing cars from ped)

 

"Pay n' Spray dese NUTS" (Hitting a peds car)

 

"I Thought Grove was a Mango...forget it"

 

 

"Been runnin' sh*t since 1992!" (Ballas or Families can say this)

 

"GOAT DICK"

 

"I'll have you seeing in different graphics dude" (drug dealer asking if you want to buy something)

 

"Oh sh*t THAT N*GGA GOT A GUN!!!" (this needs to come back, i remember playing GTA IV by liek the 3rd mission, iwas freeroaming and i killed some Gang member in a diner stole his pistol,walked out liek a badass pulled it out,and some bum stopped and said "oh sh*t that MF Got a gun1!!111!")

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There can be some peds referring to Niko

 

"Holy sh*t, did you hear about that serb in Liberty?"

 

"f*cking serb killed my uncle, who does he think he is?" (reffering to Darko)

 

"Are you serbian?"

 

"I gotta kill that serbian bastard before he rapes my wife!"

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There can be some peds referring to Niko

 

"Holy sh*t, did you hear about that serb in Liberty?"

 

"f*cking serb killed my uncle, who does he think he is?" (reffering to Darko)

 

"Are you serbian?"

 

"I gotta kill that serbian bastard before he rapes my wife!"

I Think if they reference Niko it'll be about him doing something big like...i dont know saving a Airplane Terrorist attack? Jumping OFF The biggest building and killing himself, going viral?

 

that's all i can think of for him to get KNOWN ALL OVER.

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In traffic: "Hey I don't mind waiting, it's better than my last date"

 

"I starting smoking weed in pre-K"

 

Hit a car: "'Dafuq you think this is, bumpa' cars"

 

"Nigga's be trippin'"

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" I will slice your taint open and drink the blood "

 

I can see a hooker saying...

 

" I will slurp all the man gravy out of your boomstick for $50. "

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"I wish I had better AI"

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