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Canada:

It is illegal to kill a sick person by scaring him.

 

Ottawa:

It is illegal to eat ice cream on Bank Street on Sundays.

 

And there are a lot... Just a quick google search and you can find hundreds and hundreds all dumb and dumber. Stupid world. I'll let you guys continue, there are a lot of funny ones.

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In the UK

 

If your pregnant and you need to pee, and there's no toilet nearby. A police officer has to give his/her hat for the woman to pee in. FACT!

 

Its illegal for a vehicle to go round a roundabout more then three times in one go. FACT!

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In the UK

 

If your pregnant and you need to pee, and there's no toilet nearby. A police officer has to give his/her hat for the woman to pee in. FACT!

 

 

It's actually bullsh*t, not fact.

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Ex Hellraiser
In Arkansas, a man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month.

What a stupid thing confused.gif

Speaking of Arkansas, I heard somewhere that it's illegal to mispronounce the state's name there.

Awe, so i can't pronounce it Are-Kansas there? It is just Kansas with "Ar" in front of it, anyway ...

 

In Ohio here, it is illegal to get a fish drunk. It is illegal to walk a chicken or cow down Lake Road (the road that runs along the Lake Erie coastline). Highway speed limits are 60mph(97kph) in most parts, 65mph in others. The turnpike is 70, and they are trying to pass a law to raise it to 70 anywhere the highways are in rural area.

 

There is a highway in Texas where the speed limit is 85, which is the fastest one in the country. Yesterday someone blew past in a Nissan Sentra going 115mph during rush hour traffic, weaving all over the place. We need the speed limit raised. No one gives a sh*t about their speed as it is.

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I was pretty sure that pregnant woman urinating in a hat was true. Although, it migh just be some sort of urban legend, it does come under discussion on TV shows every so often.

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I think that how the age limits on buying cigarettes and alcohol in the UK changing from 18 to 21 and to the future 'challenge 25' is stupid. I don't see why there's being such a large increase on the age limit of purchasing alcohol and cigarettes. If at sixteen you're seen as an adult who can face the 'big bad world' then why can you not purchase a packet of cigarettes or a bottle/pack of alcohol until you're 21/25? The most mediocre and annoying laws I've ever heard of, discussed, argued and been challenged about.

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I heard there are countries which have speed limits on the highway. But I am not sure if it's a myth.

No Germany doesn't have speed limits which is all fun and games until you near one of many baustellen driving 160-200+ km/h that is.

This was fun. wink.gif Actually I believe Germany is the only country without speed limit on the Autobahn in general. That's why many foreigners come with their super sport wagons to test their limits which they can't do at home. As you might know we have like 40-50% Autobahn with speed limit, for example bacause of building sights.

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Let's talk about weird/stupid/over the top laws around the globe.

ok I've got one for ya.

 

marijuana is illegal.

tobacco is legal.

 

riddle me that bullsh*t...

I actually think even alcohol is WAY more dangerous than some weed.

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It's kind of awkward for the government to impose some regularities in internet freedom yet most Filipinos are always on the net.
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It's kind of awkward for the government to impose some regularities in internet freedom yet most Filipinos are always on the net.

Yeah. I'm glad the Cybercrime Prevention Law is gone and I hope it won't come back.

 

 

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It's forbidden to throw a snowball in Antwerp (Belgium)

A f*cking snowball, also using your car horn for no reason, yeah you pay for that too.

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It's legal to kill a Scotsman in the city of York, providing he has a bow and arrow.

It's illegal to deface the Queen's image on a note or coin, or even to put a postage stamp with a monarch's face upside down on a letter.

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Let's talk about weird/stupid/over the top laws around the globe.

ok I've got one for ya.

 

marijuana is illegal.

tobacco is legal.

 

riddle me that bullsh*t...

I actually think even alcohol is WAY more dangerous than some weed.

stupid meme

So, what I think is obvious? dozingoff.gif

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I had a look and found out that it's illegal to sell cars on Sunday in some states because it gives everyone a day off each week without fear of their competitors being open.

 

It really isn't a stupid law.

 

 

 

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Apparently some kid got arrested for shouting "bingo" in a bingo hall crowded with senile pensioners. He was ordered to not say "bingo" for 6 months which just adds to the hilarity, how the f*ck can you enforce that without cameras and voice sensors everywhere? lol.gif
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From what I remember, it's illegal to be an atheist in Kentucky.

 

And in Iowa you can shoot Native Americans if there are more than five of them on your property at any time.

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Massachusetts has a law which says:

 

No gorilla is allowed in the back seat of any car.

Sh*t, this sucks, when driving around with my gorilla in Michigan, I have to put him in the front seat.

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Massachusetts has a law which says:

 

No gorilla is allowed in the back seat of any car.

Sh*t, this sucks, when driving around with my gorilla in Michigan, I have to put him in the front seat.

First thing, why?

 

Second thing, if it's for some sort of safety reason (gotta protect dem gorillas yo) then if a crash occured the gorilla would die.

 

If the gorilla was in the front, you'd both die because the gorilla would cause the crash in the first place. confused.gif

 

another genius in 'murica.

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Massachusetts has a law which says:

 

No gorilla is allowed in the back seat of any car.

Sh*t, this sucks, when driving around with my gorilla in Michigan, I have to put him in the front seat.

Poor gorilla

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In Florida, it is illegal to sing while wearing a swimsuit dozingoff.gif

 

In Indiana, monkeys are forbidden to smokes cigarettes! Haha this one makes me laugh

 

They seriously debated and voted for that at the senate what?

 

What about, in Israel, you can't ride a bicycle unless you have a license.

 

And if you're caught masturbating in Indonesia, you're liable be beheaded.

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This was mentioned here before but what the hell...

 

Weed is illegal, alchohol and tabbaco are.

 

f*ck logic.

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It seems it's forbidden to spit on the ground in Antwerp. One of my friends got a fine because of it earlier today. Stupid laws...

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I had a look and found out that it's illegal to sell cars on Sunday in some states because it gives everyone a day off each week without fear of their competitors being open.

 

It really isn't a stupid law.

 

 

 

That's part of it. You cannot sell cars or sign any sort of contract in my state (North Carolina) on Sunday. You also cannot purchase beer and alcohol before a certain time (I think it's 12 PM) on Sunday. Three months ago, my mom and I couldn't buy a bottle of wine as a present when we went Christmas shopping at Walmart because we came too early.

 

Those things are still much more lenient than how the older folks around here remember them. Nothing was open on Sunday in the 50's-70's apart from grocery stores. Big places like Walmart would chain off all the merchandise except for the groceries.

 

These laws are intended to force the moral standard of the Sabbath: Sunday should be designated as a day of rest on which no business takes place. My Business Law teacher says that we should go back to that, and that "everyone needs to go to church". Thank you USA for your amazingly stimulating education and wonderful pro-capitalist laws, couldn't have survived otherwise.

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In the UK

 

If your pregnant and you need to pee, and there's no toilet nearby. A police officer has to give his/her hat for the woman to pee in. FACT!

 

 

It's actually bullsh*t, not fact.

Nope it is fact and has never been repealed.

 

In Chester, England - It is illegal to be drunk in front of a Police Horse, you can be drunk at the side or back of the horse but not in front.

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Here's one

 

 

Slippers are not to be worn after 10:00 PM.

 

Another one

 

A fine of $25 can be levied for flirting

 

 

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Thank you USA for your amazingly stimulating education and wonderful pro-capitalist laws, couldn't have survived otherwise.

Yup... Our pro-capitalist laws, and pro-socialist president trying to get rid of them... Love it! whatsthat.gif

 

OT: Wow, places got some really f*cked up laws...

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In Florida, it is illegal to sing while wearing a swimsuit dozingoff.gif

I guess we're lucky they don't let church groups go to the beach.

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Yup... Our pro-capitalist laws, and pro-socialist president trying to get rid of them... Love it! whatsthat.gif

 

I'm guessing you skipped everything else and missed the sarcasm? I was referring to how the people who would most vehemently defend America and its capitalist practices (conservative Christians) are the first to pass laws that actually limit our free markets and money-making practices by taking away 1/7 of our possible business. That being said, most people under 40 today don't really support that kind of nonsense. The laws will hopefully be entirely gone in the near future.

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