H. León Posted March 21, 2013 Share Posted March 21, 2013 Let's talk about weird/stupid/over the top laws around the globe. For example: In Arkansas, a man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month. What a stupid thing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 21, 2013 Share Posted March 21, 2013 Where I am we have like this totally stupid law, totally harsh, these geezers say we can't drive our 106s over 70mph which is totally harsh and i'm not even lying. That like totally contravenes our human rights and sh*t. Harsh, fam. I'm pretty sure it's a load of bollocks but I read it's illegal to purchase a car on a Sunday in some places. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stephan90 Posted March 21, 2013 Share Posted March 21, 2013 I heard there are countries which have speed limits on the highway. But I am not sure if it's a myth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zizo008 Posted March 21, 2013 Share Posted March 21, 2013 I heard there are countries which have speed limits on the highway. But I am not sure if it's a myth. Here! 110 Km/h and even lower when raining, it's not a big deal though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Finn 7 five 11 Posted March 21, 2013 Share Posted March 21, 2013 I heard there are countries which have speed limits on the highway. But I am not sure if it's a myth. Here! 110 Km/h and even lower when raining, it's not a big deal though. No highway anywhere in this big f*ck-off country has a no speed limits except one place in the middle of the desert, some spots have speed limits though. One of my dad's mates though he could escape a speeding fine so he was speeding through the desert in the middle of nowhere (Not the same road) and a helicopter above slowly flew down and landed in front of him and issued a fine for speeding. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Scottish Guy Posted March 21, 2013 Share Posted March 21, 2013 Yeah, those are very harsh laws indeed. Maybe we should look at more lenient controls of system safety...... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sharia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Mister Posted March 21, 2013 Share Posted March 21, 2013 Laws are all f*ckin bullsh*t, only one we need are human rights and ones preventing harm (murder, robbery etc) Oh wait, im an anarchist. Thanks for the label! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Posted March 21, 2013 Share Posted March 21, 2013 In the province of Nova Scotia, it is illegal to water your lawn when it is raining. Before they abolished the 1 cent coin earlier this year, it was illegal to pay for anything that cost more than 50 cents using only 1 cent coins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
universetwisters Posted March 21, 2013 Share Posted March 21, 2013 In Michigan, it's illegal to wear a fake moustache to church. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanzant Posted March 21, 2013 Share Posted March 21, 2013 I got out of a DUI charge in 2006 and it was a public intoxication charge in Terre Haute Indiana. The Judge told me I was off the hook as long as I didn't so much as spit on the sidewalk. Spitting on a sidewalk is actually against the law in Terre Haute, Indiana. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Scottish Guy Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 I got out of a DUI charge in 2006 and it was a public intoxication charge in Terre Haute Indiana. The Judge told me I was off the hook as long as I didn't so much as spit on the sidewalk. Spitting on a sidewalk is actually against the law in Terre Haute, Indiana. Now why couldn't that practice have been in place at my location during Jan '07. Would've saved me a lot of hassle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raavi Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 (edited) Double post. My browser messed up Edited March 22, 2013 by Raavi – overeducated wonk who fetishises compromise Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raavi Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 I heard there are countries which have speed limits on the highway. But I am not sure if it's a myth. No Germany doesn't have speed limits which is all fun and games until you near one of many baustellen driving 160-200+ km/h that is. – overeducated wonk who fetishises compromise Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grope_4_that_date Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 (edited) Well I reckon its pretty funny that in the North, like in Massachusetts, a man can marry a man. Ha! Gee willikers. That's gosh darn crazy! Ya'll don't see that stuff down in the South. America is a dyin' country. The goverment telling us we have to brush our teeth, etc. My cousin Vinny works in the CIA and he says the apocalypse is coming in about ten years. Edited March 22, 2013 by grope_4_that_date Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meta187 Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 The topic title and description sounds like a Police Academy reboot. ~ Studio: Q-13 Lounge / Q:13 Warrior Tunes / Interweb Chex Mix, yo.~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Remi Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 It is illegal to give or receive oral sex in South Carolina. Well that blows. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icarus Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 Before they abolished the 1 cent coin earlier this year, it was illegal to pay for anything that cost more than 50 cents using only 1 cent coins. That was under the federal Currency Act, and it was 25 cents, not 50. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Dildo Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 Let's talk about weird/stupid/over the top laws around the globe. ok I've got one for ya. marijuana is illegal. tobacco is legal. riddle me that bullsh*t... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WorldofCog Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 In Arkansas, a man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month. What a stupid thing Speaking of Arkansas, I heard somewhere that it's illegal to mispronounce the state's name there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chunkyman Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 (edited) It's against the law to wrestle bears, pepper spray hippies, and have the good fireworks in my state. This is just like the Soviet Union. Edited March 22, 2013 by Chunkyman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H. León Posted March 22, 2013 Author Share Posted March 22, 2013 Let's talk about weird/stupid/over the top laws around the globe. ok I've got one for ya. marijuana is illegal. tobacco is legal. riddle me that bullsh*t... I actually think even alcohol is WAY more dangerous than some weed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Dildo Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 I actually think even alcohol is WAY more dangerous than some weed. oh of course, yeah. you won't get any argument from me on that count. but at least alcohol is a fun social thing that you can control. tobacco is just a personal vice that literally destroys your skin and rots your insides. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H. León Posted March 22, 2013 Author Share Posted March 22, 2013 I actually think even alcohol is WAY more dangerous than some weed. oh of course, yeah. you won't get any argument from me on that count. but at least alcohol is a fun social thing that you can control. tobacco is just a personal vice that literally destroys your skin and rots your insides. Fair enough, but tobacco does not affect the nervous system like alcohol/weed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
na89340qv0n34b09q340 Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 (edited) Here are a few weird ones I found online. 798.02 Lewd and lascivious behavior. If any man and woman, not being married to each other, lewdly and lasciviously associate and cohabit together, or if any man or woman, married or unmarried, engages in open and gross lewdness and lascivious behavior, they shall be guilty of a misdemeanor of the second degree, punishable as provided in s. 775.082 or s. 775.083 2C:33-26. Sale of motor vehicle on Sunday4.Sale of motor vehicle on Sunday. A person who engages in the business of buying, selling or exchanging motor vehicles or who opens a place of business and attempts to engage in such conduct on a Sunday commits a disorderly persons offense. The first offense is punishable by a fine not to exceed $100.00 or imprisonment for a period of not more than 10 days or both; the second offense is punishable by a fine not to exceed $500 or imprisonment for a period of not more than 30 days or both; the third or each subsequent offense is punishable by a fine of $750.00 or imprisonment for a period of six months or both. If the person is a licensed dealer in new or used motor vehicles in this State, under the provisions of chapter 10, Title 39 of the Revised Statutes, the person shall also be subject to suspension or revocation of his dealer's license to engage in the business of buying, selling or exchanging in motor vehicles in this State as provided in Title 39, chapter 10, section 10, section 20, for violation of this statute. L.1999,c.90, s.4. Whereas, there is evidence to indicate the possible existence of an undiscovered species a primate mammal variously described as Bigfoot, Sasquatch, an ape-like creature or a subspecies of Homo Sapiens. Whereas, reported recent and past sightings, research by anthropologist, Primatologist, biologist, forensic experts, cryptozooligst, independent organizations, private individuals and the famous chimpanzee researcher Jane Goodall support this possibility. Whereas, the absence of specific laws covering the slaying, taking, trapping or harassing of said specimens encourages laxity in the use of firearms and other deadly devices and poses a clear and present threat to the safety and well-being of persons living or traveling within the boundaries of the creatures habitat as well as to the creatures themselves. Whereas, for the safety of all, the carrying or dispersing of firearms requires a sense of responsibility to all surrounding individuals and animals. It is the shooters full responsibility to correctly identify the species before the taking of aim and or the killing of a species, therefore ignorance will not absolve the shooter of said charges. Whereas, be it resolved that any premeditated, willful and wanton slaying harassing or any malicious activities upon such creature shall be deemed a felony punishable by a fine not to exceed One hundred Thousand Dollars ($100.0000) and/or imprisonment, not to exceed ten (10) years. Whereas, in the event of the slaying or capture of said creature any and all (moneys) proceeds and revenues shall be donated to a state college for future studies and or the protection of said creatures. The rights and physical possession to the said creature shall also be immediately donated to a state college, for further studies. I feel like an e-mail spammer Edited March 22, 2013 by zoo3891 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Dildo Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 tobacco does not affect the nervous system like alcohol/weed. true. it doesn't get you high. it just rapes your internal organs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grope_4_that_date Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 Well, here's a toot, my cousin Boone got arrested in Alabama because he dressed up in his pastors clothes. It started off as a joke but he got too into it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGodDamnMaster Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 From my state. (Maryland) Most of these are from the 19th and 18th centuries, but they were never "officially" revoked. State-Level -Oral sex can not be given or received anywhere. -Thistles may not grow in one’s yard. Baltimore City -You may not curse inside the city limits. -It is illegal to wash or scrub sinks, no matter how dirty they get. -It's illegal to throw bales of hay from a second-story window within the city limits. -It's illegal to take a lion to the movies. Cumberland -It is illegal to use profane language on a playground. Columbia - You can not have a antenna exposed outside of your house yet you can have a 25' satellite dish. Rockville -Persons may not swear while on the highway. -It is illegal to remove a public building by writing on it. But worst of all. -It is illegal to sell or distribute cannabis -Public use of cannabis is prohibited Intel Core i9-9900k | Seasonic FOCUS Plus 750W | 32GB Corsair Vengeance LPX 2666MHzMSI GeForce RTX2070 | WD Blue 1TB HDD | Samsung 950 PRO M.2 512GBAntec Nine Hundred Black Steel ATX Mid Tower | MSI MPG Z390 Gaming Pro Carbon AC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H. León Posted March 22, 2013 Author Share Posted March 22, 2013 tobacco does not affect the nervous system like alcohol/weed. true. it doesn't get you high. it just rapes your internal organs Yeah That's why it doesn't need to be illegal, if someone is stupid enough to hurt himself smoking tobacco, that's his own problem Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EDMEISTERX Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 In Miami,you can't skateboard in a prison. In France,you can't name a pig Napoleon. In Britain,it's illegal to die in the Houses of Parliament. In Ohio,you can't get a fish drunk. In Britain once again,you can't hail a cab if you have the plague. In San Salvador,if you drunk drive,they'll kill you with a firing squad (maybe). In Vermont,women must get written permissions from their husbands to wear false teeth. In Florida,unmarried women can't parachute on Sundays. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Scratch Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 (edited) Trespass,a bullsh*t law that makes me want to move to Scotland,I mean whats so wrong about climbing an 80m high crane? Edited March 22, 2013 by VF94 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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