MattyIce Posted March 20, 2013 Share Posted March 20, 2013 As I cut through the fields at the base of Mt Chilliad, towards the darkness of the forest, the sound of sirens in the distance sends a chill up my spine. An eery sense of being watched suddenly overcomes me as I hear the distant sounds of wolves howling in the other direction. I know, if I turn back, I'm sure to be arrested or shot down by the police; yet if I continue forward, wolf dinner shall be my inveitable calling.. As I decide which path to go down, I take a moment to unwind; removing my shoes and socks, feeling the cool crisp dew of the grass between my toes. That's when I realize: All I've ever longed for was to be able to enjoy the softness of the grass against my back, as I feel content with the serene wilderness around me. My destiny has been found, I was placed in Los Santos to feel the grass between my toes; to blow the dandilion pedals in the wind; to lay on the calming ground as I hear birds chirp and deer prance. I am at peace. But before I can be in my ultra-meditative state, I must first enter the "lower wanted level cheat" (assuming there is one), escaping murder yet again. My question to you all is, where will be your place of serenity? The place you go to take a vacation from the mindless violence and sexual deviancy that is Los Santos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
universetwisters Posted March 20, 2013 Share Posted March 20, 2013 In Michael's basement, amidst all his realistic model trains. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ugotsmoked Posted March 20, 2013 Share Posted March 20, 2013 In Trevors basement, beheading a lesbian hooker midget who gave him backsass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattyIce Posted March 20, 2013 Author Share Posted March 20, 2013 That sounds like a thrilling time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash_735 Posted March 20, 2013 Share Posted March 20, 2013 The Yoga studio, there I will be one with life, channel out my inner demons, accept the light, make sure I keep in sync, this is gaming, this is life, clean, relaxed, in sync. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTA5isntAMYTH Posted March 20, 2013 Share Posted March 20, 2013 the country side Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattyIce Posted March 20, 2013 Author Share Posted March 20, 2013 The Yoga studio, there I will be one with life, channel out my inner demons, accept the light, make sure I keep in sync, this is gaming, this is life, clean, relaxed, in sync. Namaste my friend, namaste. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattyIce Posted March 20, 2013 Author Share Posted March 20, 2013 In Trevors basement, beheading a lesbian hooker midget who gave him backsass. You may be onto something with the Midget. Could GTA V be the first GTA in history to feature, Dwarfs?.. Midgets?... Little people?.. Lollipop Gild?.. Freaks?.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fridaynightscream Posted March 20, 2013 Share Posted March 20, 2013 The desert Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red XIII Posted March 21, 2013 Share Posted March 21, 2013 At the sea of tranquillity right next to the Berkeley house, in the region of heathery mills. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Travís. Posted March 21, 2013 Share Posted March 21, 2013 in the desert, on a horse with no name. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lelouch The Zero Posted March 21, 2013 Share Posted March 21, 2013 In Trevors basement, beheading a lesbian hooker midget who gave him backsass. You may be onto something with the Midget. Could GTA V be the first GTA in history to feature, Dwarfs?.. Midgets?... Little people?.. Lollipop Gild?.. Freaks?.. WEE MAN! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeinthahouse Posted March 21, 2013 Share Posted March 21, 2013 In Trevors basement, beheading a lesbian hooker midget who gave him backsass. You may be onto something with the Midget. Could GTA V be the first GTA in history to feature, Dwarfs?.. Midgets?... Little people?.. Lollipop Gild?.. Freaks?.. WEE MAN! WAIT A MINUTE, Trevor doesn't have a basement! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTA-King Posted March 21, 2013 Share Posted March 21, 2013 As Michael, sit by the pool smoking a cigar & sipping scotch. As Franklin, I'll hit up the herbal shop then cruise down to the beach with Chop. As Trevor, snort some crank & go 4-wheeling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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