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The day before the release


RedShotBR
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So guys, what are you going to do in the night of September 16? F5ing YouTube for gameplay footage? Going to the nearest store? Will be watching TV for the release coverage just like FOX did when GTA IV was released?

 

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Probably just fapping, like every other night.

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Rock Howard

 

Probably just fapping, like every other night.

Good, old fashioned lying around jacking it huh? Gotta pass those next 6+ months somehow I guess... biggrin.gif

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I'll be gathering my cash together, getting some stuff ready then getting a good nights sleep so I can wake up early and pick it up from my game store when they open.

 

-Wheatley

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-Wake up

 

-Snort meth

 

-Finger my butthole until breakfast is ready

 

-Brush teeth

 

-Clean off my finger

 

-Head to work (unless I'm off that day)

 

-Same applies for class

 

-Lunch (maybe Popeyes special)

 

-Around 3:46pm I'll realize GTA V releases at midnight and become erect.

 

-Dinner at some point (Something else fattening and unhealthy for me)

 

-Masturbate to some Xnxx or Pornhub, or maybe even an L.L Bean Catalog

 

-Anxiously wait for the arrival of midnight

 

-11:46pm, head to GameStop to stand in a line full of pimply faced virgins (myself included) that stretched around the corner of the building.

 

-11:53pm, die in a car accident on my way to GameStop; never getting to realize the true greatness of Los Santos.

 

-9am a few days later, funeral service.

 

-10 pm, same day of funeral service, haunt all in possession of GTA V by red ringing their Xbox through paranormal frequencies and shaking ghoulish chains.

 

 

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Rock Howard
I'll be gathering my cash together, getting some stuff ready then getting a good nights sleep so I can wake up early and pick it up from my game store when they open.

 

-Wheatley

...and then in a massive anti-climax, you get the game home with massive anticipation, fire up your console as almost 2 full years of waiting have finally come to an end, only to find your console now only does the YLOD/RROD. biggrin.gif

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If you buy GTA V for ps3, you can have an optimum gaming experience without the disturbance of my Ghastly Soul. Congrats, dweebs.

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-Wake up

 

-Snort meth

 

-Finger my butthole until breakfast is ready

 

-Brush teeth

 

-Clean off my finger

 

-Head to work (unless I'm off that day)

 

-Same applies for class

 

-Lunch (maybe Popeyes special)

 

-Around 3:46pm I'll realize GTA V releases at midnight and become erect.

 

-Dinner at some point (Something else fattening and unhealthy for me)

 

-Masturbate to some Xnxx or Pornhub, or maybe even an L.L Bean Catalog

 

-Anxiously wait for the arrival of midnight

 

-11:46pm, head to GameStop to stand in a line full of pimply faced virgins (myself included) that stretched around the corner of the building.

 

-11:53pm, die in a car accident on my way to GameStop; never getting to realize the true greatness of Los Santos.

 

-9am a few days later, funeral service.

 

-10 pm, same day of funeral service, haunt all in possession of GTA V by red ringing their Xbox through paranormal frequencies and shaking ghoulish chains.

You sir, just previewed a lot of people's future.

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Rock Howard

-10 pm, same day of funeral service, haunt all in possession of GTA V by red ringing their Xbox through paranormal frequencies and shaking ghoulish chains.

Dont't forget to f*ck up all the PS3s as well by inducing the YLOD... biggrin.gif

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The Nefarious

Anticipation fap til my dick falls off.

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-Wake up

 

-Snort meth

 

-Finger my butthole until breakfast is ready

 

-Brush teeth

 

-Clean off my finger

 

-Head to work (unless I'm off that day)

 

-Same applies for class

 

-Lunch (maybe Popeyes special)

 

-Around 3:46pm I'll realize GTA V releases at midnight and become erect.

 

-Dinner at some point (Something else fattening and unhealthy for me)

 

-Masturbate to some Xnxx or Pornhub, or maybe even an L.L Bean Catalog

 

-Anxiously wait for the arrival of midnight

 

-11:46pm, head to GameStop to stand in a line full of pimply faced virgins (myself included) that stretched around the corner of the building.

 

-11:53pm, die in a car accident on my way to GameStop; never getting to realize the true greatness of Los Santos.

 

-9am a few days later, funeral service.

 

-10 pm, same day of funeral service, haunt all in possession of GTA V by red ringing their Xbox through paranormal frequencies and shaking ghoulish chains.

I lol'd.

 

I'll be getting some nice ganj arranged, get a good sleep, wake up bright and early, go get V and fulfil needs that have been waiting ages to be filled.

 

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If it hasn't been announced for PS4 by then, then i'll be picking it up the next day like anyone else here.

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I won't be able to sleep that's for sure, and school will be hell (the first week of school I believe but it's my final year)

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I will get excited and go to the midnight release, but before that I'll be masturbating the night before because of all the excitement.

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-Wake up

 

-Snort meth

 

-Finger my butthole until breakfast is ready

 

-Brush teeth

 

-Clean off my finger

 

-Head to work (unless I'm off that day)

 

-Same applies for class

 

-Lunch (maybe Popeyes special)

 

-Around 3:46pm I'll realize GTA V releases at midnight and become erect.

 

-Dinner at some point (Something else fattening and unhealthy for me)

 

-Masturbate to some Xnxx or Pornhub, or maybe even an L.L Bean Catalog

 

-Anxiously wait for the arrival of midnight

 

-11:46pm, head to GameStop to stand in a line full of pimply faced virgins (myself included) that stretched around the corner of the building.

 

-11:53pm, die in a car accident on my way to GameStop; never getting to realize the true greatness of Los Santos.

 

-9am a few days later, funeral service.

 

-10 pm, same day of funeral service, haunt all in possession of GTA V by red ringing their Xbox through paranormal frequencies and shaking ghoulish chains.

I love how you brush your teeth with your finger dirty.

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-Wake up

 

-Snort meth

 

-Finger my butthole until breakfast is ready

 

-Brush teeth

 

-Clean off my finger

 

-Head to work (unless I'm off that day)

 

-Same applies for class

 

-Lunch (maybe Popeyes special)

 

-Around 3:46pm I'll realize GTA V releases at midnight and become erect.

 

-Dinner at some point (Something else fattening and unhealthy for me)

 

-Masturbate to some Xnxx or Pornhub, or maybe even an L.L Bean Catalog

 

-Anxiously wait for the arrival of midnight

 

-11:46pm, head to GameStop to stand in a line full of pimply faced virgins (myself included) that stretched around the corner of the building.

 

-11:53pm, die in a car accident on my way to GameStop; never getting to realize the true greatness of Los Santos.

 

-9am a few days later, funeral service.

 

-10 pm, same day of funeral service, haunt all in possession of GTA V by red ringing their Xbox through paranormal frequencies and shaking ghoulish chains.

I love how you brush your teeth with your finger dirty.

Yea, I like to smell the stench of the green gunk under my finger nails as I brush my teeth. It's a real treat for me.

 

I think it's unanimous.. All of us will be masturbating in some form or fashion on Sept 16th.

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-Wake up

 

-Snort meth

 

-Finger my butthole until breakfast is ready

 

-Brush teeth

 

-Clean off my finger

 

-Head to work (unless I'm off that day)

 

-Same applies for class

 

-Lunch (maybe Popeyes special)

 

-Around 3:46pm I'll realize GTA V releases at midnight and become erect.

 

-Dinner at some point (Something else fattening and unhealthy for me)

 

-Masturbate to some Xnxx or Pornhub, or maybe even an L.L Bean Catalog

 

-Anxiously wait for the arrival of midnight

 

-11:46pm, head to GameStop to stand in a line full of pimply faced virgins (myself included) that stretched around the corner of the building.

 

-11:53pm, die in a car accident on my way to GameStop; never getting to realize the true greatness of Los Santos.

 

-9am a few days later, funeral service.

 

-10 pm, same day of funeral service, haunt all in possession of GTA V by red ringing their Xbox through paranormal frequencies and shaking ghoulish chains.

I lol'd at:

 

 

-11:53pm, die in a car accident on my way to GameStop; never getting to realize the true greatness of Los Santos.

 

-9am a few days later, funeral service.

 

-10 pm, same day of funeral service, haunt all in possession of GTA V by red ringing their Xbox through paranormal frequencies and shaking ghoulish chains.

 

This is my fear. That I will die before I get to experience GTA V. R* has put us all in this position.

 

 

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-Wake up

 

-Snort meth

 

-Finger my butthole until breakfast is ready

 

-Brush teeth

 

-Clean off my finger

 

-Head to work (unless I'm off that day)

 

-Same applies for class

 

-Lunch (maybe Popeyes special)

 

-Around 3:46pm I'll realize GTA V releases at midnight and become erect.

 

-Dinner at some point (Something else fattening and unhealthy for me)

 

-Masturbate to some Xnxx or Pornhub, or maybe even an L.L Bean Catalog

 

-Anxiously wait for the arrival of midnight

 

-11:46pm, head to GameStop to stand in a line full of pimply faced virgins (myself included) that stretched around the corner of the building.

 

-11:53pm, die in a car accident on my way to GameStop; never getting to realize the true greatness of Los Santos.

 

-9am a few days later, funeral service.

 

-10 pm, same day of funeral service, haunt all in possession of GTA V by red ringing their Xbox through paranormal frequencies and shaking ghoulish chains.

I love how you brush your teeth with your finger dirty.

Yea, I like to smell the stench of the green gunk under my finger nails as I brush my teeth. It's a real treat for me.

 

I think it's unanimous.. All of us will be masturbating in some form or fashion on Sept 16th.

I usually masturbate after I have fisted my arse.

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The Nefarious

 

-Wake up

 

-Snort meth

 

-Finger my butthole until breakfast is ready

 

-Brush teeth

 

-Clean off my finger

 

-Head to work (unless I'm off that day)

 

-Same applies for class

 

-Lunch (maybe Popeyes special)

 

-Around 3:46pm I'll realize GTA V releases at midnight and become erect.

 

-Dinner at some point (Something else fattening and unhealthy for me)

 

-Masturbate to some Xnxx or Pornhub, or maybe even an L.L Bean Catalog

 

-Anxiously wait for the arrival of midnight

 

-11:46pm, head to GameStop to stand in a line full of pimply faced virgins (myself included) that stretched around the corner of the building.

 

-11:53pm, die in a car accident on my way to GameStop; never getting to realize the true greatness of Los Santos.

 

-9am a few days later, funeral service.

 

-10 pm, same day of funeral service, haunt all in possession of GTA V by red ringing their Xbox through paranormal frequencies and shaking ghoulish chains.

I love how you brush your teeth with your finger dirty.

Yea, I like to smell the stench of the green gunk under my finger nails as I brush my teeth. It's a real treat for me.

 

I think it's unanimous.. All of us will be masturbating in some form or fashion on Sept 16th.

It's my sisters birthday on Setember 16th so if she has a party I might try and get one of her friends to jack me off while I watch all the trailers back to back and route around for my pre-order reciept on my bedroom floor.

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You know what will happen: exaggeratingly explode of full excitement. tounge.gif Edited by ExtremeLimitations
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-Wake up

 

-Snort meth

 

-Finger my butthole until breakfast is ready

 

-Brush teeth

 

-Clean off my finger

 

-Head to work (unless I'm off that day)

 

-Same applies for class

 

-Lunch (maybe Popeyes special)

 

-Around 3:46pm I'll realize GTA V releases at midnight and become erect.

 

-Dinner at some point (Something else fattening and unhealthy for me)

 

-Masturbate to some Xnxx or Pornhub, or maybe even an L.L Bean Catalog

 

-Anxiously wait for the arrival of midnight

 

-11:46pm, head to GameStop to stand in a line full of pimply faced virgins (myself included) that stretched around the corner of the building.

 

-11:53pm, die in a car accident on my way to GameStop; never getting to realize the true greatness of Los Santos.

 

-9am a few days later, funeral service.

 

-10 pm, same day of funeral service, haunt all in possession of GTA V by red ringing their Xbox through paranormal frequencies and shaking ghoulish chains.

I love how you brush your teeth with your finger dirty.

Yea, I like to smell the stench of the green gunk under my finger nails as I brush my teeth. It's a real treat for me.

 

I think it's unanimous.. All of us will be masturbating in some form or fashion on Sept 16th.

I usually masturbate after I have fisted my arse.

I usually do both, and sometimes I read the classifieds section of the newspaper while I fist my rear canal.

 

I'm a pretty decent multi-tasker, I guess you could say.

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-Wake up

 

-Snort meth

 

-Finger my butthole until breakfast is ready

 

-Brush teeth

 

-Clean off my finger

 

-Head to work (unless I'm off that day)

 

-Same applies for class

 

-Lunch (maybe Popeyes special)

 

-Around 3:46pm I'll realize GTA V releases at midnight and become erect.

 

-Dinner at some point (Something else fattening and unhealthy for me)

 

-Masturbate to some Xnxx or Pornhub, or maybe even an L.L Bean Catalog

 

-Anxiously wait for the arrival of midnight

 

-11:46pm, head to GameStop to stand in a line full of pimply faced virgins (myself included) that stretched around the corner of the building.

 

-11:53pm, die in a car accident on my way to GameStop; never getting to realize the true greatness of Los Santos.

 

-9am a few days later, funeral service.

 

-10 pm, same day of funeral service, haunt all in possession of GTA V by red ringing their Xbox through paranormal frequencies and shaking ghoulish chains.

I love how you brush your teeth with your finger dirty.

Yea, I like to smell the stench of the green gunk under my finger nails as I brush my teeth. It's a real treat for me.

 

I think it's unanimous.. All of us will be masturbating in some form or fashion on Sept 16th.

I usually masturbate after I have fisted my arse.

I usually do both, and sometimes I read the classifieds section of the newspaper while I fist my rear canal.

 

I'm a pretty decent multi-tasker, I guess you could say.

One time I licked my fist after I had fisted my butthole.

 

It tasted like old milk, really old milk.

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Wake Up

 

Snort Cocaine

 

f*ck my Seven Wives

 

Finger Their Arseholes

 

Wash Their Sh*t off my finger

 

Watch The 3rd Trailer

 

Play Some GTA IV

 

Eat Breakfast

 

Go Back To Sleep

 

Wakes Up

 

Brushes Teeth and Eats

 

Goes back to sleep

 

Wakes Up Puts On Clothes

 

Eat Fast food

 

Go to Gamestop

 

Zombies attacking people in mall

 

GameStop shop is burned down

 

Falldown to my knees and Cry Out "WHY?!?!?!" As Camera Zooms Out

 

Wakes Up

 

Waits Until GTA V Comes Out.

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Go to school and go to school on day of release. I could my sister to grab my copy, or just get my mother to pick it up for me after school

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-Wake up

 

-Snort meth

 

-Finger my butthole until breakfast is ready

 

-Brush teeth

 

-Clean off my finger

 

-Head to work (unless I'm off that day)

 

-Same applies for class

 

-Lunch (maybe Popeyes special)

 

-Around 3:46pm I'll realize GTA V releases at midnight and become erect.

 

-Dinner at some point (Something else fattening and unhealthy for me)

 

-Masturbate to some Xnxx or Pornhub, or maybe even an L.L Bean Catalog

 

-Anxiously wait for the arrival of midnight

 

-11:46pm, head to GameStop to stand in a line full of pimply faced virgins (myself included) that stretched around the corner of the building.

 

-11:53pm, die in a car accident on my way to GameStop; never getting to realize the true greatness of Los Santos.

 

-9am a few days later, funeral service.

 

-10 pm, same day of funeral service, haunt all in possession of GTA V by red ringing their Xbox through paranormal frequencies and shaking ghoulish chains.

I love how you brush your teeth with your finger dirty.

Yea, I like to smell the stench of the green gunk under my finger nails as I brush my teeth. It's a real treat for me.

 

I think it's unanimous.. All of us will be masturbating in some form or fashion on Sept 16th.

I usually masturbate after I have fisted my arse.

I usually do both, and sometimes I read the classifieds section of the newspaper while I fist my rear canal.

 

I'm a pretty decent multi-tasker, I guess you could say.

One time I licked my fist after I had fisted my butthole.

 

It tasted like old milk, really old milk.

You should have a doctor check that out.

 

The 3 times I tasted the butthole juice ruining down my forearm, it tasted like overcooked brisket and pimento cheese. It's definitely an acquired taste.

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-Wake up

 

-Snort meth

 

-Finger my butthole until breakfast is ready

 

-Brush teeth

 

-Clean off my finger

 

-Head to work (unless I'm off that day)

 

-Same applies for class

 

-Lunch (maybe Popeyes special)

 

-Around 3:46pm I'll realize GTA V releases at midnight and become erect.

 

-Dinner at some point (Something else fattening and unhealthy for me)

 

-Masturbate to some Xnxx or Pornhub, or maybe even an L.L Bean Catalog

 

-Anxiously wait for the arrival of midnight

 

-11:46pm, head to GameStop to stand in a line full of pimply faced virgins (myself included) that stretched around the corner of the building.

 

-11:53pm, die in a car accident on my way to GameStop; never getting to realize the true greatness of Los Santos.

 

-9am a few days later, funeral service.

 

-10 pm, same day of funeral service, haunt all in possession of GTA V by red ringing their Xbox through paranormal frequencies and shaking ghoulish chains.

I love how you brush your teeth with your finger dirty.

Yea, I like to smell the stench of the green gunk under my finger nails as I brush my teeth. It's a real treat for me.

 

I think it's unanimous.. All of us will be masturbating in some form or fashion on Sept 16th.

I usually masturbate after I have fisted my arse.

I usually do both, and sometimes I read the classifieds section of the newspaper while I fist my rear canal.

 

I'm a pretty decent multi-tasker, I guess you could say.

One time I licked my fist after I had fisted my butthole.

 

It tasted like old milk, really old milk.

You should have a doctor check that out.

 

The 3 times I tasted the butthole juice ruining down my forearm, it tasted like overcooked brisket and pimento cheese. It's definitely an acquired taste.

Jesus, your therapists have a LOT to answer for.

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TheIllaDopest

hopefully getting ready for the midnite release, unless they delay it another 4 months to which i would shoot myself in the head.

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Dick Justice

I'll probably be playing the game. Most shops here break the street date on big releases.

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