Mr.Mordecai Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 (edited) "We, the undersigned, would like the Obama administration to recognize the need for a new national anthem, one that even a decade after its creation, is still hot and fresh out the kitchen. America has changed since Francis Scott Key penned our current anthem in 1814. Since then, we have realized that after the show, it's the afterparty, and that after the party, it's the hotel lobby, and--perhaps most importantly--that 'round about four, you've got to clear the lobby, at which point it's strongly recommended that you take it to the room and freak somebody. President Obama: we ask you to recognize the evolution of this beautiful country and give us an anthem that better suits the glorious nation we have become." Basically a petition to change the US national anthem to this song. You guys should sign it just for the f*ck of it. EDIT: I forgot the link. The Petition Edited March 7, 2013 by Mr.Mordecai Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sgt. Foley Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 you're kidding right Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
universetwisters Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 That's friggin' nuts. THIS should be our national anthem: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The-King Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 I support the sh*t out of this. America, the land of the freakin' weekend. Got a nice ring to it. |PropagandaIncorporated:|: Steam:|: DeviantArt:|: Last.FM| Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loch Dawg Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 I am US-okay with this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lil weasel Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 (edited) May have been written in 1812, but: "The Star-Spangled Banner" was recognized for official use by the Navy in 1889, and by President Woodrow Wilson in 1916, and was made the national anthem by a congressional resolution on March 3, 1931 (46 Stat. 1508, codified at 36 U.S.C. § 301), which was signed by President Herbert Hoover."Hail, Columbia" served this purpose at official functions for most of the 19th century. "My Country, 'Tis of Thee", whose melody is identical to that of many other countries such as the U.K.'s, "God Save the Queen", Edited March 7, 2013 by lil weasel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moth Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 What a sh*tty song. Why would anyone want that as their national anthem? Even as a joke... Formerly known as The General Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raavi Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 I for one love the American Anthem.. – overeducated wonk who fetishises compromise Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crispypistonx8 Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 Unnecessary.. besides R Kelly is a pos. If the anthem where ever to be changed you'd need a strong emotional song from a respectable person, and nowadays they are few and far between. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eagles Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 Bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce. We're bouncing now. Michael would approve this sh*t. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EscoLehGo Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 I feel like this song is much more appropriate to represent our great nation Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saggy Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 QUOTE (K^2) ...not only is it legal for you to go around with a concealed penis, it requires absolutely no registration! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Pizza Delivery Guy Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 That's not an anthem for a nation this great. We need to push limits. I for one think this is a ballad to everyday life and therefore should be sung by the millions in the country: You need to honestly listen to the lyrics to understand the meaning. And then that outro... OMG that outro. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 I don't know, if we're going with R&B I think we could pull off something a little more grandiose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 If any nation needs an anthem change, it's Canada. Rest in peace Stompin' Tom Connors. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lil weasel Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 i would think this old ditty with it's sexual references would be more suiting to you all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryda King Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 Why do we need a new one? Our current one is just fine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTAb0yWonder Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGodDamnMaster Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 I think the Anthem is fine as it is. It's big deal in my area because I live in the hometown of Francis Scott Key. Intel Core i9-9900k | Seasonic FOCUS Plus 750W | 32GB Corsair Vengeance LPX 2666MHzMSI GeForce RTX2070 | WD Blue 1TB HDD | Samsung 950 PRO M.2 512GBAntec Nine Hundred Black Steel ATX Mid Tower | MSI MPG Z390 Gaming Pro Carbon AC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sivispacem Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 The last thing the US needs is a national anthem written by a hip-hop artist who derives sexual pleasure by filming himself piss on schoolgirls. AMD Ryzen 5900X (4.65GHz All-Core PBO2) | Gigabye X570S Pro | 32GB G-Skill Trident Z RGB 3600MHz CL16 EK-Quantum Reflection D5 | XSPC D5 PWM | TechN/Heatkiller Blocks | HardwareLabs GTS & GTX 360 Radiators Corsair AX750 | Lian Li PC-O11 Dynamic XL | EVGA GeForce RTX2080 XC @2055MHz | Sabrant Rocket Plus 1TB Sabrant Rocket 2TB | Samsung 970 Evo 1TB | 2x ASUS ROG Swift PG279Q | Q Acoustics 2010i | Sabaj A4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LuisBellic Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 No, this should be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExtremoMania Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 That wouldn't be patriotic. I believe this should be the one, it's patriotic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Korpi Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 Doesn't get any more more patriotic and Real American than this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Kapone Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 The last thing the US needs is a national anthem written by a hip-hop artist who derives sexual pleasure by filming himself piss on schoolgirls. Exactly what I was going to say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Scottish Guy Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 This thread = so much fail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThunderSt0rm Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 Dis iz aw3sum foo! But yeah this song sucks. You can help it by raping the people who signed the petition and also DELETE f*ckING EVERYTHING! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eagles Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 This thread is giving me some mental diseases, but I'll leave a song that should be our national anthem - Brazilian people, where are you? We really need a new anthem, something like this: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John The Grudge Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 (edited) This should be the National Anthem. Such a gifted rapper. Her friend in the background is really feeling the groove too. Edited March 7, 2013 by John The Grudge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThunderSt0rm Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 After realizing that there should be a new anthem, i think this should one count for it! PRAY FOR IT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinkiller Posted March 8, 2013 Share Posted March 8, 2013 Why? This is crazy. What is wrong with the current one? It is beautiful and I love hearing it, especially when i go to baseball games. But I hate when these singers and famous people do their own spin on it, and make it sound horrible. Especially Alicia keyes during the superbowl. UGH. Just sing it properly-sounds better that way. Sorry for my rant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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