GR7 Posted March 6, 2013 Share Posted March 6, 2013 All of you guys have lost your damn minds this is the worst topic I've read in a while. Make mine a Deep pan Chicken supreme, hold the onions Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schemer Posted March 6, 2013 Share Posted March 6, 2013 Make mine a Deep pan Chicken supreme, hold the onions Will that be for here or to-go, sir? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Playert Posted March 6, 2013 Share Posted March 6, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Pizza Delivery Guy Posted March 6, 2013 Share Posted March 6, 2013 Well. We've got a nation and citizens standing behind it? So what's going to be our national anthem? We can leave that to voting, but my input is: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTA-King Posted March 6, 2013 Share Posted March 6, 2013 (edited) I'm making a pizza the size of the sun,a pizza that's sure to weigh more than a ton, a pizza too massive to pick up and toss, a pizza resplendent with oceans of sauce. I'm topping my pizza with mountains of cheese, with acres of peppers, pimentos, and peas, with mushrooms, tomatoes, and sausage galore, with every last olive they had at the store. My pizza is sure to be one of a kind, my pizza will leave other pizzas behind, my pizza will be a delectable treat that all who love pizza are welcome to eat. The oven is hot, I believe it will take a year and a half for my pizza to bake. I hardly can wait till my pizza is done, my wonderful pizza the size of the sun. Raffaele Esposito: The inventor of pizza Edited March 6, 2013 by GTA-King Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Playert Posted March 6, 2013 Share Posted March 6, 2013 ^ I actually know that one and there is simply no other option left now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Pizza Delivery Guy Posted March 6, 2013 Share Posted March 6, 2013 Raffaele Esposito: The inventor of pizza All hail our king. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTA-King Posted March 6, 2013 Share Posted March 6, 2013 Raffaele Esposito: The inventor of pizza All hail our king. Actually, that was the wrong pic. (edited my last post). That there is actually the first Queen to eat pizza. EDIT: Queen Margherita is her name. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Playert Posted March 6, 2013 Share Posted March 6, 2013 Very inspirational poem there, GTA-King. Just, wow. Such nuance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Playert Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 It appears we have gather unexpected support from North Korea for crying out loud. Kim Jong-Un personally send me this just now: Lyrics: All praise to People's Republic of Pizza Pizza-first policy ensure swift defeat To imperialist warmongers who do not pizza Also we have oregano Puppet enemy not flatbread Pizza can be sliced, but our nation cannot Our cities alive with progress That is not smog, it is pizza oven smoke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTA-King Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 (edited) Well. We've got a nation and citizens standing behind it? So what's going to be our national anthem? We can leave that to voting, but my input is: I too think this should be our song! Here's one with lyrics: We need to learn this, and shout it on the battlefield! Edited March 7, 2013 by GTA-King Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Playert Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 It appears we have gather unexpected support from North Korea for crying out loud. Kim Jong-Un personally send me this just now: Lyrics: All praise to People's Republic of Pizza Pizza-first policy ensure swift defeat To imperialist warmongers who do not pizza Also we have oregano Puppet enemy not flatbread Pizza can be sliced, but our nation cannot Our cities alive with progress That is not smog, it is pizza oven smoke Just so you know, no, i did not make this. I have a life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTA-King Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 @Johnny Playert: I like that anthem as well! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Pizza Delivery Guy Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 What the steak people fail to realize that even as a food pizza is supreme. With thousands of ways to personalize pizza, I can't imagine why anyone would even think of steak as edible when all you control is how well cooked it is. Yawn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanzant Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 I was just about to order a pizza, while eating pizza, while talking about pizza to my friend who was also eating pizza and he was talking about pizza. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTA-King Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 I was just about to order a pizza, while eating pizza, while talking about pizza to my friend who was also eating pizza and he was talking about pizza. All that epicness at once?! I'm surprised the Earth is still intact! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanzant Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 I was just about to order a pizza, while eating pizza, while talking about pizza to my friend who was also eating pizza and he was talking about pizza. All that epicness at once?! I'm surprised the Earth is still intact! Dude it gets better that that! They were f*cking SUPREME pizzas! It's everything...all of it...on the pizza! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTA-King Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 I was just about to order a pizza, while eating pizza, while talking about pizza to my friend who was also eating pizza and he was talking about pizza. All that epicness at once?! I'm surprised the Earth is still intact! Dude it gets better that that! They were f*cking SUPREME pizzas! It's everything...all of it...on the pizza! Mother of God... I have goosebumbs right now. No joke! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Playert Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 Funny? Yes? No? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTA-King Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 @Johnny Playert: Ahhhh yes! I requested that a few pages back. I'd say this thread is completely awesome now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Playert Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 I was just about to order a pizza, while eating pizza, while talking about pizza to my friend who was also eating pizza and he was talking about pizza. All that epicness at once?! I'm surprised the Earth is still intact! Dude it gets better that that! They were f*cking SUPREME pizzas! It's everything...all of it...on the pizza! You surely must be talking about this one. I saw it in my dreams. @ GTA-King, Yesss, i had it in the holster for a while Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raavi Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 Tell me why did http://www.gtaforums.com/index.php?showtopic=545860&hl=pizza and http://www.gtaforums.com/index.php?showtopic=547114&hl=pizza get locked when those + this topic are the exact same? Anyway.. – overeducated wonk who fetishises compromise Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Playert Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 ^ Because Adriaan started this one. I thought that was kinda obvious. Now help us reach epic status and surpass the "steakers". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Pizza Delivery Guy Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 Tell me why did http://www.gtaforums.com/index.php?showtopic=545860&hl=pizza and http://www.gtaforums.com/index.php?showtopic=547114&hl=pizza get locked when those + this topic are the exact same? Becaus this was made by Aadrian! Like, Duh! Carry on, Pizza people! I'm off to Subway to grab my mother some food. Anyone have any suggestions for toppings on my pizza I'll be getting? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loony979 Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 Just a minigame like gta vice city ,But this time have the option to get Michael's Son to do it. would be funny hearing all his quips Or even multilayer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTA-King Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 (edited) EDIT: This would be a great random encounter when ordering pizza in V. Edited March 7, 2013 by GTA-King Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raavi Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 ^ Because Adriaan started this one. I thought that was kinda obvious. Now help us reach epic status and surpass the "steakers". It would be more obvious, that is if the goal is to surpass the "steakers", to merge all 3 "Realistic Pizza" topics. – overeducated wonk who fetishises compromise Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shoumaker Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 Hey we already had realistic pizza in San Andreas with the Well Stacked Pizza co. It's time for Steak to make an actual appearance in V and not only them drawings which we had in IV. STEAK FOR THE WIN!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanzant Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 Hey, do you guys remember Pizza the HUTT from that f*cking awesome movie Spaceballs?! He would be a badass antagonist! We should dedicate and post images of how much of a f*cking patriot he was. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTA-King Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 (edited) Hey we already had realistic pizza in San Andreas with the Well Stacked Pizza co. It's time for Steak to make an actual appearance in V and not only them drawings which we had in IV. STEAK FOR THE WIN!!! Burger Shot & Cluckin Bell were also in San Andreas, so I fail to see your point. Apparently there was going to be a pizza joint in IV, but they cut it. Although there are hints in IV that the same pizza company exists in the new era, so it's very possible it will make an appearance in V. http://gta.wikia.com/The_Well_Stacked_Pizza_Co. Edited March 7, 2013 by GTA-King Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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