Kifflom112 Posted March 6, 2013 Share Posted March 6, 2013 I was REALLY hungry the other day so I stop and picked up a quick pizza at Papa Johns and well lets just say I'm never doing that again. The cheese was wield and f*cked up the taste of the whole pizza. I normally get Little Caesars though, their pizza gives me a better orgasm then my girlfriend does! ...Oh yea, I went there! You are crazy! I'm the opposite: Papa Johns taste orgasmic where as Little Ceasers taste weird/nasty. Also, their commercials suck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schemer Posted March 6, 2013 Share Posted March 6, 2013 Warning: Strong Language You can't order Steak and have fun with the delivery guy like this. Wait, can you even order steak? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTA-King Posted March 6, 2013 Share Posted March 6, 2013 @Limitless: lol, that video was hilarious! "mudder f*cker!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Playert Posted March 6, 2013 Share Posted March 6, 2013 ^^^ That is incredibly funny. That dude is hilarious! I wouldn't be able to hold my laugh either and him mimicking him is priceless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SmoothGetaway Posted March 6, 2013 Share Posted March 6, 2013 Only if I can illegally pick said avocados...paying for avocado in SoCal is a suckers game +1 to whoever said delivery service/jacking the driver. Pure pizza gold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTA-King Posted March 6, 2013 Share Posted March 6, 2013 I can't wait to read AtomicPunk's thoughts on realistic pizza! btw, I'll brb. Got to get my pizza out of the oven. After being a part of this topic, damn this pizza is going to taste good! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InfernoV Posted March 6, 2013 Share Posted March 6, 2013 PIIIIIIIIZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Rabbit Posted March 6, 2013 Share Posted March 6, 2013 PIIIIIIIIZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *crashes into ski lodge* he french-fried when he should have pizzaed, if you french-fry instead of pizza you're gonna have a bad time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Playert Posted March 6, 2013 Share Posted March 6, 2013 Anything to add here, Adriaan? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adriaan Posted March 6, 2013 Author Share Posted March 6, 2013 Just remembered the TV show 30 Rock always had a love for Pizza: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Playert Posted March 6, 2013 Share Posted March 6, 2013 "No! She's unhinging her jaw!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Pizza Delivery Guy Posted March 6, 2013 Share Posted March 6, 2013 Where the hell have I been?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTA-King Posted March 6, 2013 Share Posted March 6, 2013 About to enjoy a delicious, realistic pizza! PS. someone should make a "PIZZA, PIZZA EVERYWHERE" Toy Story meme! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintsrow Posted March 6, 2013 Share Posted March 6, 2013 We need realistic pizza, with a realistic steak topping and realistic cheese and pepperoni. Mmmmmmm I hope there is Realistic Heartburn in the game Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Rabbit Posted March 6, 2013 Share Posted March 6, 2013 someone should make a "PIZZA, PIZZA EVERYWHERE" Toy Story meme! how cheesy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTA-King Posted March 6, 2013 Share Posted March 6, 2013 someone should make a "PIZZA, PIZZA EVERYWHERE" Toy Story meme! how cheesy The cheese is the best part! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iiConTr0v3rSYx Posted March 6, 2013 Share Posted March 6, 2013 We need realistic pizza, with a realistic steak topping and realistic cheese and pepperoni. Mmmmmmm I hope there is Realistic Heartburn in the game Realistic catastrophic cardiac infarction. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTA-King Posted March 6, 2013 Share Posted March 6, 2013 (edited) Pizza is known to cause great things to happen. #FACT Edited March 6, 2013 by GTA-King Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iiConTr0v3rSYx Posted March 6, 2013 Share Posted March 6, 2013 Kifflom wants some realistic Pizza aswell! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTA-King Posted March 6, 2013 Share Posted March 6, 2013 The steak lovers are gearing up for war! http://www.gtaforums.com/index.php?showtopic=493148&st=3180 At least we have these dudes on our side: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schemer Posted March 6, 2013 Share Posted March 6, 2013 The steak lovers are gearing up for war! Pizza Delivery Boys, man your battle stations!!! Fire on my Mark! We're going to war... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTA-King Posted March 6, 2013 Share Posted March 6, 2013 @Limitless: Maybe we should give them some moldy pizza as a "peace" offering... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Pizza Delivery Guy Posted March 6, 2013 Share Posted March 6, 2013 Pizza. A food. A legend. A legend that makes its presence known. Everyone has heard of the triumphs of pizza's past. But now, we need to make that the triumphs of the present. The Steak People have finally answered by declaration of war, and we are soon to travel into the very gates of Hell. They will fight valiantly, but we will fight with greater power. FOR WE SUPPORT PIZZA!! THE BEST FOOD ON THE PLANET! We will not back down from this challenge! The Steak oppressors will fall today! Are we going to take this any longer??? So let's make our way to the battlefield! Today is the day that Pizza Pride retakes its rightful throne! For the Pizza Empire!!!!! (Now's where we attack.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTA-King Posted March 6, 2013 Share Posted March 6, 2013 @The Pizza Delivery Guy: That was a beautiful speech! I'm ready to fight for pizza! STEAK IS WEAK! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Racecarlock Posted March 6, 2013 Share Posted March 6, 2013 How is this the same community that just a few months ago were whining about a sunny location because a sunny location obviously meant it was going to be Saints Row V? Or maybe it was just one guy there. http://www.gtaforums.com/index.php?showtopic=528485 Does anyone remember that "This doesn't feel like GTA" topic? There's a topic on the forums right now where several people think it would be a good idea to get randomly pulled over by the cops all the time because that would be realistic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTA-King Posted March 6, 2013 Share Posted March 6, 2013 @Racecarlock: In short, we have all lost our f*cking minds. "They see me rollin'... they hatin'." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kifflom112 Posted March 6, 2013 Share Posted March 6, 2013 Anybody want some realistic cookies to go with that realistic pizza? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Racecarlock Posted March 6, 2013 Share Posted March 6, 2013 http://www.gtaforums.com/index.php?showtopic=547348 Just saying people. The only one that seems to be opposed to getting pulled over randomly in that topic is me right now. And maybe one other guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Pizza Delivery Guy Posted March 6, 2013 Share Posted March 6, 2013 This, right here, is what it means to be a Pizzatopian of Pizzeria. GTA Forumers... THIS IS WHAT IT MEANS TO BE... In support of realistic pizza in GTA V. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Playert Posted March 6, 2013 Share Posted March 6, 2013 My brothers... I'm honored to witness such massive support for this challenge being laid upon us. For this will not be an easy battle, but have no uncertainties about the outcome. Gents, gather your pizza cutters! EN GARDE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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