Bellic 4 life Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 (edited) Pizza Porn: HHHNNNNNNNGGGGHHHHH!!!! EDIT: I think we should make pizza based names, like the vile steakers had done with steak. For example: Pizza 4 life Edited March 7, 2013 by Bellic 4 life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Pizza Delivery Guy Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 EDIT: I think we should make pizza based names, like the vile steakers had done with steak. For example: Pizza 4 life The Pizza Pizza Guy. The Pizza Pizza Pizza. The Pizza Pizza The Pizza Guy The Guy Made Entirely of Pizza The Guy Who Used to Deliver Pizza but got Fired The Guy the Loves Pizza Azzip I could go all day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bellic 4 life Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 The Pizza Pizza Guy.The Pizza Pizza Pizza. The Pizza Pizza The Pizza Guy The Guy Made Entirely of Pizza The Guy Who Used to Deliver Pizza but got Fired The Guy the Loves Pizza Azzip I could go all day. I like The Guy Who Used to Deliver Pizza but got Fired..... that's just awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THISGUY154 Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 This topic is very saucy! But seriously what happens when you have no dough to buy the pizza? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raavi Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 This topic is very saucy! But seriously what happens when you have no dough to buy the pizza? You become a hooker to support your pizza urges. – overeducated wonk who fetishises compromise Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THISGUY154 Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 This topic is very saucy! But seriously what happens when you have no dough to buy the pizza? You become a hooker to support your pizza urges. As long as I can have that whole pizza pie...washed down with a glass of blended pizza. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raavi Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 This topic is very saucy! But seriously what happens when you have no dough to buy the pizza? You become a hooker to support your pizza urges. As long as I can have that whole pizza pie...washed down with a glass of blended pizza. Amen brother, amen. – overeducated wonk who fetishises compromise Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTA-King Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 I'll do my pizza name... Pizza-King Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raavi Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 Well.. Pizza God of course! – overeducated wonk who fetishises compromise Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExtremoMania Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 Well.. Pizza God of course! I believe Steak is God! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trinette Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 *Que Max Payne theme* "I knew what I needed to do now. It was clear to me in my dreams of my wife and baby girl. I knew that no matter the cost, I needed a slice of New York's finest, but they were all sold out. The final delivery was an exclamation mark to everything that had led to this point. I released my pie to the customer, and it was over." sometimes. you look very strange. somewhat smiling. a little vain. saying not today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bellic 4 life Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 Well.. Pizza God of course! I believe Steak is God! Shun the Non-believer!!!!!!!!! -Bellic 4 life, the Pizza Priest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Pizza Delivery Guy Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 Well.. Pizza God of course! I believe Steak is God! Ha, my naive ExtremeLimitations, there's only one god among food. And it's pizza. Need proof? Take a look at people who take "steroids." That is evidence that pizza is supreme king of food. Why steroids? Because people who take steroids are twice as likely to purchase a pizza than a steak. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExtremoMania Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 Well.. Pizza God of course! I believe Steak is God! Ha, my naive ExtremeLimitations, there's only one god among food. And it's pizza. Need proof? Take a look at people who take "steroids." That is evidence that pizza is supreme king of food. Why steroids? Because people who take steroids are twice as likely to purchase a pizza than a steak. Nice piece of info, but I always believe that steak is the true god because even before Europeans arrived, caveman always hunt for cows which are the sources for this food. Hope you understand If you have your own god, then fine. IDCAS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTA-King Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 I purchcased a pizza and opened the box,The smell that came forth knocked off my socks, I snatched a single slice into my hand, I could not decide to sit or to stand. Sprinkled with Bacon and topped with pure cheese, As much as I like, as much as I please, I just couldn't wait to take the first bite, For which I'd been waiting close to all night. I smiled as looked down at the pie, It smiled right back with twinkled eye, Now I knew my quest was complete, I finally had pizza! and now i could eat. I finished my pizza, my dreams became sweet, Since I fulfilled my yearning to eat. All went well with young and with old, Except for the fact my pizza was cold. ain't no one got time for cold pizza! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raavi Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 Well.. Pizza God of course! I believe Steak is God! *picks up pitchfork* "Blasfemy! – overeducated wonk who fetishises compromise Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trinette Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 Well.. Pizza God of course! I believe Steak is God! Steak? What is this steak creature you speak about? I've never heard such thing in my life. sometimes. you look very strange. somewhat smiling. a little vain. saying not today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExtremoMania Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 Well.. Pizza God of course! I believe Steak is God! *picks up pitchfork* "Blasfemy! Sorry for disrespecting your God, just trying to be equal for disrespecting ours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bellic 4 life Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 Well.. Pizza God of course! I believe Steak is God! *picks up pitchfork* "Blasfemy! Sorry for disrespecting your God, just trying to be equal for disrespecting ours. He has forsaken you! While yours keeps Steak away from the weakest of society, ours is benevolent, and all are able to enjoy pizza! I will offer you this chance to be baptized in the grease by me. -Bellic 4 life, The Pizza Priest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raavi Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 Well.. Pizza God of course! I believe Steak is God! *picks up pitchfork* "Blasfemy! Sorry for disrespecting your God, just trying to be equal for disrespecting ours. Your steakgod is inferior to the almighty Pizza God! He will reign his mozzarella cheese of death upon you steakers! Besides you're trespassing since you're in the realm of Pizza! Infidel! – overeducated wonk who fetishises compromise Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trinette Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 Well.. Pizza God of course! I believe Steak is God! *picks up pitchfork* "Blasfemy! Sorry for disrespecting your God, just trying to be equal for disrespecting ours. He has forsaken you! While yours keeps Steak away from the weakest of society, ours is benevolent, and all are able to enjoy pizza! I will offer you this chance to be baptized in the grease by me. -Bellic 4 life, The Pizza Priest Do it my friend! The way of the pizza was the best choice I ever made in my life. I can see clearer now and have come to respect what something as little as some cheese, bread, and sauce has done in creating us and the universe. sometimes. you look very strange. somewhat smiling. a little vain. saying not today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtomicPunk Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 What is this abomination of a thread? Why you pizza eaters think you're so special or something and deserve a thread like realistic steak? Pizza just isn't worth it man, it just isn't worth it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Rabbit Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 What is this abomination of a thread? Why you pizza eaters think you're so special or something and deserve a thread like realistic steak? Pizza just isn't worth it man, it just isn't worth it. shut it you meathead (tongue in cheek) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExtremoMania Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 Well.. Pizza God of course! I believe Steak is God! *picks up pitchfork* "Blasfemy! Sorry for disrespecting your God, just trying to be equal for disrespecting ours. He has forsaken you! While yours keeps Steak away from the weakest of society, ours is benevolent, and all are able to enjoy pizza! I will offer you this chance to be baptized in the grease by me. -Bellic 4 life, The Pizza Priest San ka naman nakakita ng isang God na iiwan ang kanyang nasasakupan? (Where did you get the idea that a God forsakes his followers? ) User granted holy power. This post has been edited by SteakGod on Thursday, Mar 7, 2013, 12:15 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTA-King Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 There is alot of BB pizza memes. lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Rabbit Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 ^^ I thought you were the one MAKING THEM oh f*ck that sh*t then, no laughs for you King Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTA-King Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 ^^ I thought you were the one MAKING THEM oh f*ck that sh*t then, no laughs for you King lol, I apparently don't have to! I have a wide selection to choose from as is. And you WILL laugh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Pizza Delivery Guy Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 Well.. Pizza God of course! I believe Steak is God! *picks up pitchfork* "Blasfemy! Sorry for disrespecting your God, just trying to be equal for disrespecting ours. He has forsaken you! While yours keeps Steak away from the weakest of society, ours is benevolent, and all are able to enjoy pizza! I will offer you this chance to be baptized in the grease by me. -Bellic 4 life, The Pizza Priest San ka naman nakakita ng isang God na iiwan ang kanyang nasasakupan? (Where did you get the idea that a God forsakes his followers? ) User granted holy power. This post has been edited by SteakGod on Thursday, Mar 7, 2013, 12:15 Oh, no you don't!!! The Pizza Delivery Guy granted Super Saiyan Powers This post has been edited by PizzaGod on March 6, 21:25 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExtremoMania Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 ^^ I thought you were the one MAKING THEM oh f*ck that sh*t then, no laughs for you King LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Rabbit Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 ^^ I thought you were the one MAKING THEM oh f*ck that sh*t then, no laughs for you King lol, I apparently don't have to! I have a wide selection to choose from as is. And you WILL laugh! no I will not well I will because I have a feeling I will receive a message from my friend soon and he is master at making me laugh but at your posting of BB memes that are not yours... NEVAAAAARRRR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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