Garfield 2 Posted March 4, 2013 Share Posted March 4, 2013 Sir/Madam, I hope this proposal meets you in a good state of health. I need your help to transfer and invest S$15,000,000.00 that accumulated as undeclared profit made by this branch HFC Bank Ghana Limited under my management. All that is required to get the funds transferred out of here is to put your name on the Non-investment account holding the funds. This practically makes you a Non-Resident customer of HFC Bank. I will then guide you on how to apply for Closure of the Account and credit transfer of the funds to your designated bank account. You will get 40% of the funds for your role. If you get back to me with your physical,contact address, your photo id and direct telephone number, we will consummate the funds transfer within one week. My Private email is [email protected] Sincerely, Ampah Edward Haven't received any scam letters in a good while, but this one cracked me up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hodgey. Posted March 4, 2013 Share Posted March 4, 2013 Seems legit to me id go get your money Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trund Posted March 4, 2013 Share Posted March 4, 2013 Oh dang. I did this right away. How lucky! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Reaper. Posted March 4, 2013 Share Posted March 4, 2013 Lucky? Hardly. You just have a good filter. If you were actually the luckiest guy in the universe, that email would be real. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garfield 2 Posted March 4, 2013 Author Share Posted March 4, 2013 Well, it is a real e-mail, since I have it in my inbox. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master of San Andreas Posted March 4, 2013 Share Posted March 4, 2013 I am more luckier than you because before I could close the deal,I found out that guy was lying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Reaper. Posted March 4, 2013 Share Posted March 4, 2013 I am more luckier than you because before I could close the deal,I found out that guy was lying. That would just make you 'special' very, very special. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebel Posted March 4, 2013 Share Posted March 4, 2013 I would f*ck with him for a little while and see what he says. These guys are usually pretty desperate for money etc so you could send him right bullsh*t. I'm thinking an animal photo for the ID/porn picture haha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garfield 2 Posted March 4, 2013 Author Share Posted March 4, 2013 I would f*ck with him for a little while and see what he says. These guys are usually pretty desperate for money etc so you could send him right bullsh*t. I'm thinking an animal photo for the ID/porn picture haha. I did that the last time with a guy that was selling his 2008 BMW 635d... There was one problem though - the car was in Portugal, but the price was very nice - €5,000 ! So in the end I told him I was going to call the Portugese Police, and he started begging me not to do it. I might find the conversations and post them here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raavi Posted March 4, 2013 Share Posted March 4, 2013 That's called sakawa.. – overeducated wonk who fetishises compromise Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrpain Posted March 4, 2013 Share Posted March 4, 2013 I would f*ck with him for a little while and see what he says. These guys are usually pretty desperate for money etc so you could send him right bullsh*t. I'm thinking an animal photo for the ID/porn picture haha. I've always wanted to do that. My mom would always receive these scam phone calls. She's smart so she can tell it's a scam right away. I always ask her to pass me the phone so I can f*ck with them but she wouldn't let me. It would be cool if I got them to send money to me instead. I mean, I wouldn't receive it but it sure as hell would be fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebel Posted March 4, 2013 Share Posted March 4, 2013 I would f*ck with him for a little while and see what he says. These guys are usually pretty desperate for money etc so you could send him right bullsh*t. I'm thinking an animal photo for the ID/porn picture haha. I did that the last time with a guy that was selling his 2008 BMW 635d... There was one problem though - the car was in Portugal, but the price was very nice - €5,000 ! So in the end I told him I was going to call the Portugese Police, and he started begging me not to do it. I might find the conversations and post them here. You should with this guy if he takes the bait. Maybe pose yourself as a female looking for someone to marry so they could come into the country - would be pretty funny if he forgets all about the fake money & wants a visa. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wayne Daniels Posted March 4, 2013 Share Posted March 4, 2013 (edited) I got excited, I thought it said KFC Bank. Edited March 4, 2013 by gta_aus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K20 Posted March 4, 2013 Share Posted March 4, 2013 i had one a few months back from my mates email account, said he was stuck in the desert in Spain and needed $2000 to get him back home. these people aint so clever are they. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 4, 2013 Share Posted March 4, 2013 What you should do is get into a conversation with them and pretend to be a pensioner who has windows 98, dial-up, etc. See how desperate they are and how long you can keep them, and regularly change the subject and make subtle hints at your trolling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fireman Posted March 4, 2013 Share Posted March 4, 2013 i had one a few months back from my mates email account, said he was stuck in the desert in Spain and needed $2000 to get him back home. these people aint so clever are they. Haha, those are fantastic. I got one from someone being stuck on an island as well and that I had to give send over a few thousand dollar to get them off. Because they were my real friends I obviously send the money straight away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bernard Jazz Posted March 4, 2013 Share Posted March 4, 2013 What you should do is get into a conversation with them and pretend to be a pensioner who has windows 98, dial-up, etc. See how desperate they are and how long you can keep them, and regularly change the subject and make subtle hints at your trolling. It's quite regularly done at 419eater. Some people take it a step forward and manage to convince these fools to go on a cross country trek for their scam money. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garfield 2 Posted March 4, 2013 Author Share Posted March 4, 2013 (edited) Alright, that's what I've sent him. We'll see how desperate/stupid/both he is. Dear Mr. Edward Well, first of all - my name's Pawel Czysciciel. I'm the owner of one of the most successful BMW dealerships in Europe - BAWARIA MOTORS. I do not believe in this kind of proposition, but I do have another one. My company is currently selling BMW cars all over Europe - these include the cheap 114i, but also the more expensive 760Li. I'm currently looking for a way to avoid the customs in my country. The current tax rate for every car I sell is 36%. If I had this company registered in Ghana, it would be possible, that I could deduct the 36% tax. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity for you. To prove my reliability, the official document confirming my registration is included as an attachment. Due to the delicacy of this matter, I would like you to contact me through this e-mail address. I cannot have anyone in here know that the company may be transferred. Of course, if you would be able to help me with this matter, I would be more than happy to provide you with a financial compensation for your troubles ($100,000) and a brand new BMW car of your choice. Kindest Regards, Pawel Czysciciel BMW Bawaria Motors Pawel Czysciciel means "Paul the Cleaner". The attachment is the most fake statement you can possibly think of with this content: To whom it may concern,This document hereby confirms that BMW Bawaria Motors, located at ul. Gruzińska 5, with the head office located at the address ul. Bohaterów Warszawskich 3 is currently registered as a customs-liable company, and is a subject to a tax rate of 36% per each sale. This document hereby also confirms that BMW Bawaria Motors has been registered with the Social Insurance Institution of Poland since the 29th of August 2005, and has a business operations permission from the Minister of Labour and Social Policies. Edited March 4, 2013 by Garfield 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThunderSt0rm Posted March 4, 2013 Share Posted March 4, 2013 Seems legit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sgt. Foley Posted March 4, 2013 Share Posted March 4, 2013 Garfield you sneaky devil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gtamann123 Posted March 4, 2013 Share Posted March 4, 2013 Dude go for it. I thinks its legit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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