The Pizza Delivery Guy Posted March 4, 2013 Share Posted March 4, 2013 When I worked for a pizza place I came into contact with many delectable pizzas in my days. Some were so amazingly well done that I swapped them out for a completely different order! (I can't imagine why I got fired) I got to thinking today and thought "If we're going to have a game with realistic steak and seafood... then why can't we have realistic pizza!?" I mean think about it! The animations would surpass both seafood and steak animation! The cheese would stretch and break majestically as the protagonists chomp down on it, occasionally with a little sauce falling onto his shirt. Steak doesn't stretch, does it now? I think pizza should be the main priority of Rockstar when they make GTA V. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sgt. Foley Posted March 4, 2013 Share Posted March 4, 2013 What the f*ck? Did you just copy my thread? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamieleng Posted March 4, 2013 Share Posted March 4, 2013 There can be only one realistic food in V. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sgt. Foley Posted March 4, 2013 Share Posted March 4, 2013 http://www.gtaforums.com/index.php?showtopic=545860 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reiji Posted March 4, 2013 Share Posted March 4, 2013 The locked thread was better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sgt. Foley Posted March 4, 2013 Share Posted March 4, 2013 The locked thread was better. Only because of my amazing op. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lelouch The Zero Posted March 4, 2013 Share Posted March 4, 2013 Steak is better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jordan_Philip Posted March 4, 2013 Share Posted March 4, 2013 f*ck yea nigga Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Pizza Delivery Guy Posted March 4, 2013 Author Share Posted March 4, 2013 http://www.gtaforums.com/index.php?showtopic=545860 Well, i just made this thread because I wanted to see how many supporters would go the pizza direction with someone who is a luminary in the pizza department. Oh, and I want this song in the game as well: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Odyssey Posted March 4, 2013 Share Posted March 4, 2013 Just because of this, I hope the pizza is unrealistic as possible. Triangle shape and still, unmovable toppings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lelouch The Zero Posted March 4, 2013 Share Posted March 4, 2013 Just because of this, I hope the pizza is unrealistic as possible. Triangle shape and still, unmovable toppings. It will look like Pixelated cardboard lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtomicPunk Posted March 4, 2013 Share Posted March 4, 2013 (edited) There's only one realistic and it's steak!! How dare ye open a pizza thread! HOW DARE YE! Realistic steak's gonna do a drive-by on this pathetic thread, and rightfully so! Realistic pizza.....what's next? Realistic Tacos? Don't even do it!!! All this said, Pizza Huts Taco Pizza is absolutely b*tchin'. Just had one. But don't think one second that it comes close to realistic steak because it doesn't! It cannot. Pizza eaters are a microscopic minority. Edited March 4, 2013 by AtomicPunk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Pizza Delivery Guy Posted March 4, 2013 Author Share Posted March 4, 2013 There's only one realistic and it's steak!! How dare ye open a pizza thread! HOW DARE YE! Realistic steak's gonna do a drive-by on this pathetic thread, and rightfully so! Realistic pizza.....what's next? Realistic Tacos? Don't even do it!!! The Pizza Delivery Guy forms a plan to create a new user called "The Taco Jamon" and create a new thread called "Espero que haya tacos realistas en GTA V" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jordan_Philip Posted March 4, 2013 Share Posted March 4, 2013 I hope the pizza has hot cummy cheese on it and it stinks like fat dead anus (smell-o-vision required) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Pizza Delivery Guy Posted March 4, 2013 Author Share Posted March 4, 2013 I hope the pizza has hot cummy cheese on it and it stinks like fat dead anus (smell-o-vision required) You're just mad you didn't come up with it before both me and Sgt. foley (can't tell if this is for or against my point) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sgt. Foley Posted March 4, 2013 Share Posted March 4, 2013 I want the original topic back, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jordan_Philip Posted March 4, 2013 Share Posted March 4, 2013 I hope the pizza has hot cummy cheese on it and it stinks like fat dead anus (smell-o-vision required) You're just mad you didn't come up with it before both me and Sgt. foley (can't tell if this is for or against my point) Its both. Side pizza note: i hope mt chiliad is made of deep dish pizza Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Pizza Delivery Guy Posted March 4, 2013 Author Share Posted March 4, 2013 Woooo! Wooo! Isn't it delectable??? EEEEEEEEEEWWWWW!!!!! Doesn't look as good as pizza anymore does it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lelouch The Zero Posted March 4, 2013 Share Posted March 4, 2013 Woooo! Wooo! Isn't it delectable??? EEEEEEEEEEWWWWW!!!!! Doesn't look as good as pizza anymore does it? Traitor! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Pizza Delivery Guy Posted March 4, 2013 Author Share Posted March 4, 2013 Woooo! Wooo! Isn't it delectable??? EEEEEEEEEEWWWWW!!!!! Doesn't look as good as pizza anymore does it? Traitor! I'm sorry, my friend... but in food war, you can't trust anybody but yourself... and whoever Arnold Schwarzenegger is playing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dee8ball Posted March 4, 2013 Share Posted March 4, 2013 Pizza is freaking awesome! it's the best food ever! of course realistic pizza should be in gta v along with tons of different types of pizzas from humble but delicious neapolitan to the flavourful and also very good stuffed crust. I can just imagine the hd deliciousness with it's crispy crust with soft inside, tangy red sauce, and rich stretchy mozzarella cheese. AWWWW YEAH!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kifflom112 Posted March 4, 2013 Share Posted March 4, 2013 Yeah! I agree. Forget steak, it's boring. Pizza FTW User warned for this post This post has been edited by Girish on Sunday, Mar 3 2013, 22:31 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matajuegos Posted March 4, 2013 Share Posted March 4, 2013 Yeah! I agree. Forget steak, it's boring. Pizza FTW User warned for this post This post has been edited by a fa**ot on Sunday, Mar 3 2013, 22:31 hahah steak is no better than pizza imo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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