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Cameron

Weirdest thing you've put up your ass

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Cameron

The "vagina" thread is an empty desert, so this thread may gather some more attention as it applies to both sexes.

 

Any interesting stories?

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Stephan90

Ahh childhood memories. inlove.gif

 

Can you guess what it is used for?

 

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Cameron
Ahh childhood memories. inlove.gif

 

Can you guess what it is used for?

 

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Are those anti pressure pills?

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Stephan90
Ahh childhood memories.  inlove.gif

 

Can you guess what it is used for?

 

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Are those anti pressure pills?

It has nothing to do with blood pressure or anything like that, at least not the ones that were shoved in my butt.

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Double L.

Weirdest thing you've put up your mouth is waiting for new topic tounge2.gif

 

 

@Stephan123 : Yeah, for goddamned illness. I think i was veery little naughty boy. biggrin.gif

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Cameron
Ahh childhood memories.  inlove.gif

 

Can you guess what it is used for?

 

user posted image

Are those anti pressure pills?

It has nothing to do with blood pressure or anything like that, at least not the ones that were shoved in my butt.

I suppose you haven't watched any Futurama...

 

 

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Mr. Scratch
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GTA-King

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The handle part. Why? I guess it was for the thrill.

 

Oh, and a few of these while drunk at a party.

 

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Edited by GTA-King

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Stephan90
Ahh childhood memories.  inlove.gif

 

Can you guess what it is used for?

 

user posted image

Are those anti pressure pills?

It has nothing to do with blood pressure or anything like that, at least not the ones that were shoved in my butt.

I suppose you haven't watched any Futurama...

 

 

Only a couple of episodes, it couldn't fulfill the expectations I carried over from the Simpsons.

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Cameron

I've not put anything up my own arse before.

 

But a couple of years ago I had a sore asshole and no matter how much I scratched the itchiness wouldn't f*ck off. I was hot and stank of sweat in my bedroom, and I looked at the metal bedpost and thought "aah"

 

It was metal so it'd be a little cold, so I sat on it and streched my ass out to get the pole in, and I slid back and forth rubbing the inside of my ass on the post.

 

The bedpost hasn't been washed since.

Edited by LazyboyEight

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Dealux
Ahh childhood memories. inlove.gif

 

Can you guess what it is used for?

 

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Ahh...I remember the pain. They are used for relieving fever or something. There were some transparent ones for constipation if my memory serves me right.

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Stephan90
I've put anything up my own arse before.

 

But a couple of years ago I had a sore asshole and no matter how much I scratched the itchiness wouldn't f*ck off. I was hot and stank of sweat in my bedroom, and I looked at the metal bedpost and thought "aah"

 

It was metal so it'd be a little cold, so I sat on it and streched my ass out to get the pole in, and I slid back and forth rubbing the inside of my ass on the post.

 

It's not been washed since.

Yeah I always dreamed of doing the same. biggrin.gif

 

On topic the picture I posted shows suppositories. They were shoved up my ass as a little child because I had fever.

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Cameron
I've put anything up my own arse before.

 

But a couple of years ago I had a sore asshole and no matter how much I scratched the itchiness wouldn't f*ck off. I was hot and stank of sweat in my bedroom, and I looked at the metal bedpost and thought "aah"

 

It was metal so it'd be a little cold, so I sat on it and streched my ass out to get the pole in, and I slid back and forth rubbing the inside of my ass on the post.

 

It's not been washed since.

Yeah I always dreamed of doing the same. biggrin.gif

 

On topic the picture I posted shows suppositories. They were shoved up my ass as a little child because I had fever.

It feels good when there's something solid, cold and round in there, but after a couple of slides it turns from cold fresh breeze to hot sweaty sh*t.

 

I wonder if it still smells of sh*t.

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Typhus

Jimmy Saville.

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Stephan90

 

Jimmy Saville.

You are not alone... ♫♫♫

 

Does anyone like backwards eating?

 

 

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Johnny Playert

I literally just now printed this thread on A3 paper, the thicker kind, rolled the paper in a nice, semi-thick roll, put a sandwich baggy over the end and just shoved it up there. It went just over halfway in. Satisfaction was immediate.

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Moonshield

Jesus f*cking christ.

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