GTA-King Posted February 22, 2013 Author Share Posted February 22, 2013 (edited) Everyone SHHHHHHH! Kirsty is here! Edited February 22, 2013 by GTA-King Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stephan90 Posted February 22, 2013 Share Posted February 22, 2013 I am really thinking of making a topic called: "weirdest thing you've put in your ass" Of course it would be the place of discussion for both genders. Btw., has anyone of you already tried to put a whole turkey in his ass and sh*t it out of your mouth? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crokey Posted February 22, 2013 Share Posted February 22, 2013 I think I can safely say that no girl will post in this topic. tbh theres only three girls i know on GTAF... Kirsty, Blitz, and Naomi. In order for this post to not appear as spam I'll tell you the story of a dog called Woof Woof... he died. Fin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Scratch Posted February 22, 2013 Share Posted February 22, 2013 And GC,you forgot about her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTA-King Posted February 22, 2013 Author Share Posted February 22, 2013 I wouldn't be surprised if cidamelo put the Claude action figure up there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0X1C Posted February 22, 2013 Share Posted February 22, 2013 Kirsty is here, will there be at least one reply? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ccrogers15 Posted February 22, 2013 Share Posted February 22, 2013 tbh theres only three girls i know on GTAF... Kirsty, Blitz, and Naomi. And cidamellon or whatever her name is. That chick that is obsessed with Claude Speed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTA-King Posted February 22, 2013 Author Share Posted February 22, 2013 tbh theres only three girls i know on GTAF... Kirsty, Blitz, and Naomi. And cidamellon or whatever her name is. That chick that is obsessed with Claude Speed. Don't forget Rebel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Scratch Posted February 22, 2013 Share Posted February 22, 2013 Well there is one for now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radoonhagaydoon Posted February 22, 2013 Share Posted February 22, 2013 ^^ DUDE don't do that, she's a mother. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTA-King Posted February 22, 2013 Author Share Posted February 22, 2013 ^^ DUDE don't do that, she's a mother. Are you saying mothers don't put anything in their va-jay-jay? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gtaghost22 Posted February 22, 2013 Share Posted February 22, 2013 tbh theres only three girls i know on GTAF... Kirsty, Blitz, and Naomi. You don't know cidamelo (and/or Rebel, Dutchy3010)? There is many more, actually. Anyway, I'm pretty sure this topic won't really work out. I see it getting locked in a matter of hours, have fun though trying to get a serious on-topic reply from one of them, guys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnson. Posted February 22, 2013 Share Posted February 22, 2013 Today I Learned that this forum is full of sad, sad, strange little men. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirsty Posted February 22, 2013 Share Posted February 22, 2013 A realistic dildo. That's not really weird, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTA-King Posted February 22, 2013 Author Share Posted February 22, 2013 A realistic dildo. That's not really weird, though. At first I read "realistic steak" and that was pretty weird. But thank you for sharing. As they say... a dildo is the way to go! do people actually say that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ccrogers15 Posted February 22, 2013 Share Posted February 22, 2013 tbh theres only three girls i know on GTAF... Kirsty, Blitz, and Naomi. You don't know cidamelo (and/or Rebel, Dutchy3010)? There is many more, actually. Anyway, I'm pretty sure this topic won't really work out. I see it getting locked in a matter of hours, have fun though trying to get a serious on-topic reply from one of them, guys. Ironically, it seems this would of been the more popular one as men would go here and post just to get woman too. But oddly, the Dick thread was more popular. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adriaan Posted February 22, 2013 Share Posted February 22, 2013 Wow, a few of the people in here have said some weird things. Now that Kirsty has showed up, it reminds me of this scene from Full Metal Jacket: (GTA-King is the white guy at end). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gtaghost22 Posted February 22, 2013 Share Posted February 22, 2013 Today I Learned that this forum is full of sad, sad, strange little men. I'm pretty sure this topic isn't meant to be taken seriously. I think so at least, it's just for fun, nothing really sad about that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0X1C Posted February 22, 2013 Share Posted February 22, 2013 Is the fact that we actually had a reply the weirdest thing that's ever happened on this forum? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Exkabewbikadid Posted February 22, 2013 Share Posted February 22, 2013 I remember an old episode of the Howard Stern Show in which a porn star talked about how she did a video that involved inserting the head of a gigantic dildo that was probably around 20 inches in circumference. She even had a medical doctor assist with the insertion. As Howard's sidekick, Robin, eloquently put it, "That's not porn, that's a freak show." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icarus Posted February 22, 2013 Share Posted February 22, 2013 A realistic dildo. I think the modern terminology is penis, m'dear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTA-King Posted February 22, 2013 Author Share Posted February 22, 2013 (edited) Wow, a few of the people in here have said some weird things. Now that Kirsty has showed up, it reminds me of this scene from Full Metal Jacket: (GTA-King is the white guy at end). lol, minus the racist bit of course. @Kirsty: You may not know it, but you are considered a hero in the eyes of many here (including me). Most girls wouldn't even admit to using a "realistic" dildo, so for that... I will give you a hand. an applause of course, nothing kinky EDIT: Updated Kirsty's reply to the OP. Edited February 22, 2013 by GTA-King Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEALUX Posted February 22, 2013 Share Posted February 22, 2013 A realistic dildo. That's not really weird, though. I have new-found respect for you. The Audiophile Thread XB271HU | TESORO Gram XS | Xtrfy MZ1 | Xbox Elite v2 | Hifiman Sundara | Fiio K9 Pro i7 4790K 4.4 GHz | GTX 1080 Ti | 32 GB Crucial DDR3 | ADATA 256GB | Samsung 860 PRO 2TB Xbox | Xbox 360 | Xbox Series X | PS2 | PS3 | Google Pixel 6 Pro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crokey Posted February 22, 2013 Share Posted February 22, 2013 Gareth Croke awaits new topic "Weirdest thing you've put up your ass" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirsty Posted February 22, 2013 Share Posted February 22, 2013 Haha, I'm not sure what the big revelation is. Most girls I know have dabbled in sex toys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverTheBelow Posted February 22, 2013 Share Posted February 22, 2013 Gareth Croke awaits new topic "Weirdest thing you've put up your ass" I'm sure you have plenty to contribute to that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icarus Posted February 22, 2013 Share Posted February 22, 2013 Haha, I'm not sure what the big revelation is. Most girls I know have dabbled in sex toys. I remember when I was in grade 10, there were a few of us in math class talking about masturbation and there were two girls that joined in on the conversation. I remember saying that by this point in life, every male has masturbated at least once. I remember saying the same likely applies to women. The one girl flat out denied that's true, but as she was saying that, her face was more red than a baboon's ass (so I think she was getting wet down there). I bet she did that on a daily basis. So yeah, the above is proof women love dat sh*t. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Scratch Posted February 22, 2013 Share Posted February 22, 2013 This thread represents boredom at it's finest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Typhus Posted February 22, 2013 Share Posted February 22, 2013 This thread represents boredom at it's finest More like pitifully obvious sexual voyeurism. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Scratch Posted February 22, 2013 Share Posted February 22, 2013 That too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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