Gjones712 Posted February 18, 2013 Share Posted February 18, 2013 Hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grope_4_that_date Posted February 18, 2013 Share Posted February 18, 2013 If Dan Houser was Jesus. Peter: So after you ascend into Heaven, when will you be coming back? Dan: In a few weeks or so... Peter: I will wait 2000 years if I have to! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WildBrick142 Posted February 18, 2013 Share Posted February 18, 2013 If Dan would be Hitler. Nazi General:Sir! When are we invading Poland? Dan: In a few weeks or so... Few weeks later... Nazi General:Sir! When are we invading Poland? We need more land! Dan:Spring 1939 Spring... Nazi General:Sir! When are we invading Poland? We need more land and its spring already. Dan: I've had some trouble! The invading will be delayed. We will invade on 17/9/1939 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Lfc Posted February 18, 2013 Share Posted February 18, 2013 Haha, brilliant. Love em' all! GTA VI Timeline of Events Tuesday, October 18th/25th 2022 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtomicPunk Posted February 18, 2013 Share Posted February 18, 2013 If Rockstar Gaymes were a bunch of clowns....oh no wait! They ARE a buncha clown shoes!! Yeah!! giggedy giggity Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nikobellic91 Posted February 18, 2013 Share Posted February 18, 2013 Funniest thread I've read in a while. Keep it up, guys! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nasir_Jones Posted February 18, 2013 Share Posted February 18, 2013 IM DEAD! LMFAO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtomicPunk Posted February 18, 2013 Share Posted February 18, 2013 If Dan Houser werre a doctor(LOL) The waiting room would be full of skeletons. Thank you very much good day/end thread Greatest post of the year Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eagle-Eye Posted February 18, 2013 Share Posted February 18, 2013 Very Creative lol Finally, someone with a good sense of humor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soundless248 Posted February 18, 2013 Share Posted February 18, 2013 Pull it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GtaVComments Posted February 18, 2013 Share Posted February 18, 2013 Pull it Genuinely made me laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintsrow Posted February 18, 2013 Share Posted February 18, 2013 I'd be funny if you all could find a way to not use that old ass "few weeks or so" reference. Man you guys are so unoriginal. That's the joke... Ironically (or not) that joke just gets better with age Sorry, Capricornus, you're going to have to live with it for a few weeks or so. We will all be happy when we are deep into playing GTAV and the joke no longer relevant and is long forgotten (Except for being an eternal internet meme, which we will resurrect while enduring the stuttering, stumbling marketing of GTA6 starting in 2018 or so. Coincidentally, that will be around the same time as Max Payne 4 marketing begins). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capricornus Posted February 18, 2013 Share Posted February 18, 2013 I'd be funny if you all could find a way to not use that old ass "few weeks or so" reference. Man you guys are so unoriginal. That's the joke... Yes, no sh*t. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FAH-Q Posted February 18, 2013 Share Posted February 18, 2013 I'd be funny if you all could find a way to not use that old ass "few weeks or so" reference. Man you guys are so unoriginal. That's the joke... Yes, no sh*t. I'm going to have to agree, never thought it was funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Staten Posted February 18, 2013 Share Posted February 18, 2013 I'd be funny if you all could find a way to not use that old ass "few weeks or so" reference. Man you guys are so unoriginal. That's the joke... Yes, no sh*t. I'm going to have to agree, never thought it was funny. Maybe it was funny to start with that's how things end up on forums; repeating the same stuff takes the place of creativity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTAb0yWonder Posted February 18, 2013 Share Posted February 18, 2013 This is just a joke, nothing serious. If you go flaming me for being not funny, shut up. Then why bother posting this in the first place? And it is pretty messed-up. shut the f*ck up user temp banned Were you really temp banned for that? So guys can go ahead and make atheist, sexist, and racist jokes all over the forum, that'll probably offend someone? But someone saying "shut the f*ck up" will get a temp ban?! Anyways, Dan a doctor? sh*t... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
significantother Posted February 18, 2013 Share Posted February 18, 2013 If dan was a meteorologist... Dan: Hurricane Rockstar will hit the city of Vice City and then make its way on over to Liberty City in a few weeks or so. (a few weeks later) Dan: Hurricane Rockstar will hit in Spring of 2013. (spring) Dan: We're sorry, there has been a delay in the hurricane. The hurricane will hit on September 17th, 2013. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andreas Posted February 18, 2013 Share Posted February 18, 2013 user temp banned Were you really temp banned for that? Yeah, he's really temp banned. The post hadn't the "user temp banned" line before, but there is no edited line which means only a staff member could've edited it. So yes, he's temp banned. So guys can go ahead and make atheist, sexist, and racist jokes all over the forum, that'll probably offend someone? But someone saying "shut the f*ck up" will get a temp ban?! If you see someone breaking the rules then report that member's profile or the post. If you see a sexistic/rasistic joke, then report it and if not then it's your loss. GTAForums Crew Chat Thread - The Sharks Chat Thread - Leone Family Mafia Chat Thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capricornus Posted February 18, 2013 Share Posted February 18, 2013 This is just a joke, nothing serious. If you go flaming me for being not funny, shut up. Then why bother posting this in the first place? And it is pretty messed-up. shut the f*ck up user temp banned Were you really temp banned for that? So guys can go ahead and make atheist, sexist, and racist jokes all over the forum, that'll probably offend someone? But someone saying "shut the f*ck up" will get a temp ban?! Anyways, Dan a doctor? sh*t... The mods get enough reports, and it'll happen. Too bad there are no perks for constant reporting, unless you count a ban as a perk. I don't think I've ever seen someone get temp banned for saying THAT though. Oh well. A lot of Mods-in-training here, methinks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
universetwisters Posted February 18, 2013 Share Posted February 18, 2013 Dan as a stationmaster Dan: The train to Los Santos will arrive in a few weeks or so (a few months later) Dan: The train to Los Santos will arive in Spring 2013 (spring 2013) Dan: Sorry, but the train has been delayed. The train to Los Santos will now arrive on Spetember 17th, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InfernoV Posted February 20, 2013 Share Posted February 20, 2013 Dan: You have cancer and will die starting some point in the next few months *8 months later* Man:Why aint i dead? Dan: We simply dont have anything to share right now please be patient, new information coming very soon! *4 months later* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tankslapper Posted February 20, 2013 Share Posted February 20, 2013 (edited) Dr Houser Edited February 20, 2013 by tankslapper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mistersquirrel Posted March 14, 2013 Share Posted March 14, 2013 (edited) lol Edited March 14, 2013 by mistersquirrel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PSN-Blackhawk_1989 Posted March 14, 2013 Share Posted March 14, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrewyR Posted March 14, 2013 Share Posted March 14, 2013 If Dan was a firefighter. Random person: "My house is on fire!" Dan: "Just wait a few minutes or so, we'll be there!" Person: "Dan, 1 hour has passed, what the f*ck are you doing? Dan? Dan!? DAN? DAAAN!?" Dan: "I know this may come as a disappointment to you but we'll be there later today." Person: "HURRY UP! Dan? DAN? DAAAN!? I'm choking in flames... argh" Dan: "We'll be there tomorrow, but don't worry, it'll be worth the wait." Person: "Dan, what the f*ck?" *dies Only one that made me smile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lelouch The Zero Posted March 14, 2013 Share Posted March 14, 2013 I got a good one, Dan Houser goes back to the past of GTA IV release: Dan: Oh a time machine, wonder where it will take me? *Arrives in April 2008* Dan: What year is it friend? Guy: April 27, 2008 Dan: Oh! 2 days before GTA IV release. *Dan messes with the game files and everything is corrupted* Dan: We are sorry to announce that GTA IV will be delayed until may 2013 Future Dan: Oh sh*t, what have I done?!! *Returns to the present* New reporter: today is May 18, 2013, we are awaiting the arrival of GTA IV! Dan: Oh sh*t!, GTA V in 6 years or so! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verdant Posted March 14, 2013 Share Posted March 14, 2013 If he was a porn star... Dan: I will come in a few hours or so... Girl: Ooohohooh!! OOOOhhhh!!! Oh my goddasdadsfasd Dan: No. No... I will come in SEPTEMBER! Girl: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! OOOHHH!!! YESS!! YES!!!!!!!!!! Lmfao! I'm dying . I think somewhere last year, someone did a topic about Niko calling up Dan Houser to see if he is in GTA V. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
damian001 Posted March 14, 2013 Share Posted March 14, 2013 If he would be a cop.Chief: There a drug dealer on streets Dan: I will go arrest him in a few weeks or so... Later Drug Dealer: When am I gonna get busted? Dan: Spring 2013 a lot later Drug Dealer: C'mon bust me its Spring! Dan: I'm sorry we've had unexpected delay. I will bust you in 17/9/13 Maybe comedy isn't your thing.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LotusRIP Posted March 14, 2013 Share Posted March 14, 2013 OP, i don't even get how its funny. Not because it offends me or anything (although, a forum mod died of cancer in recent years...) But its just simply not funny dude. You're no Sacha Baron Cohen that's for sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVIinfinity Posted March 15, 2013 Share Posted March 15, 2013 Mai has hans ke lot pot ho gyabye topic kab dekhne ko milte hain GTA FORUMS mein hahahha lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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