CJ killed Ryder Posted February 17, 2013 Share Posted February 17, 2013 Imagine an alternate reality where Dan Houser became a doctor instead of a videogame-designer.... (November 2011) Dan Houser: "Sorry, mate. You've been diagnosed with terminal cancer." Patient: "How long do I have?" Dan Houser: "A few months or so!!!" (A few months later) Patient: "You have given me zero info about my disease in months time!!!" Dan Houser: "I understand it's disappointing, but here have a few screenshots of the tumour!!!" (A while later) Dan Houser: "We are excited to announce you are going to die on spring 2013!!!" (A while later) Patient: "It's spring now, why am I not dead yet?" Dan Houser: "Sorry, we made a mistake. Your day of death has been delayed to september 2013!!!" This is just a joke, nothing serious. If you go flaming me for being not funny, shut up. Len Lfc, Exocortex, Niobium and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bartosz.t Posted February 17, 2013 Share Posted February 17, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The GTA Guy Posted February 17, 2013 Share Posted February 17, 2013 Haha LMAO, that's funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r0eladn Posted February 17, 2013 Share Posted February 17, 2013 LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CJ killed Ryder Posted February 17, 2013 Author Share Posted February 17, 2013 Yes, here you got it already. It's just a joke. Don't go flaming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
universetwisters Posted February 17, 2013 Share Posted February 17, 2013 It was worth a chuckle. I can imagine Dan Houser being in different situations and having the same excuse! Niobium 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WildBrick142 Posted February 17, 2013 Share Posted February 17, 2013 (edited) Yes, here you got it already. It's just a joke. Don't go flaming. What were you expecting? Look at his flag. Anyway, but I think he should say "In a few weeks or so..." instead of months. Edited February 17, 2013 by WildBrick142 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lefantome Posted February 17, 2013 Share Posted February 17, 2013 Dr. Houser - Medical Division Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeJoeMcTwist Posted February 17, 2013 Share Posted February 17, 2013 *rolls eyes* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
initium Posted February 17, 2013 Share Posted February 17, 2013 If he'd been a pilot. ''We expect to land in a few hours or so, we're still trying to figure out in what direction we're going'' ''We're about to land in a re-imagined Southern California, oh wait, that's the Eifeltower! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Staten Posted February 17, 2013 Share Posted February 17, 2013 So OP, you're saying that Dan Houser would make a good doctor? I mean, having a patient survive for almost two years after a diagnosis of terminal cancer that was at such a late stage is a really good outcome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r0eladn Posted February 17, 2013 Share Posted February 17, 2013 If he'd been a pilot. ''We expect to land in a few hours or so, we're still trying to figure out in what direction we're going'' ''We're about to land in a re-imagined Southern California, oh wait, that's the Eifeltower! HAHA. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B Dawg Posted February 17, 2013 Share Posted February 17, 2013 but I think he should say "In a few weeks or so..." instead of months. Yea I agree. Funny tho Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WildBrick142 Posted February 17, 2013 Share Posted February 17, 2013 If he would be a cop. Chief: There a drug dealer on streets Dan: I will go arrest him in a few weeks or so... Later Drug Dealer: When am I gonna get busted? Dan: Spring 2013 a lot later Drug Dealer: C'mon bust me its Spring! Dan: I'm sorry we've had unexpected delay. I will bust you in 17/9/13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grope_4_that_date Posted February 17, 2013 Share Posted February 17, 2013 If he was a porn star... Dan: I will come in a few hours or so... Girl: Ooohohooh!! OOOOhhhh!!! Oh my goddasdadsfasd Dan: No. No... I will come in SEPTEMBER! Girl: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! OOOHHH!!! YESS!! YES!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Staten Posted February 17, 2013 Share Posted February 17, 2013 If he'd been a pilot. ''We expect to land in a few hours or so, we're still trying to figure out in what direction we're going'' ''We're about to land in a re-imagined Southern California, oh wait, that's the Eifeltower! Such a huge diversion from their original destination would mean multiple refueling stops, and therefore this pilot Dan Houser would realise he was off-course long before seeing the Eiffel Tower. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ayyob Posted February 17, 2013 Share Posted February 17, 2013 sound like Dr.House lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B Dawg Posted February 17, 2013 Share Posted February 17, 2013 sound like Dr.House lol Dan HOUSEr? Makes sense. Good show btw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake Without a Tongue Posted February 17, 2013 Share Posted February 17, 2013 Heheh "You have cancer!" "I have cancer?" "Please, no more questions!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M1_Mercenary Posted February 17, 2013 Share Posted February 17, 2013 If he'd been a pilot. ''We expect to land in a few hours or so, we're still trying to figure out in what direction we're going'' ''We're about to land in a re-imagined Southern California, oh wait, that's the Eifeltower! Such a huge diversion from their original destination would mean multiple refueling stops, and therefore this pilot Dan Houser would realise he was off-course long before seeing the Eiffel Tower. Explains why planes randomly crash in San Andreas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Milkman Posted February 17, 2013 Share Posted February 17, 2013 Imagine Dan Houser was a janitor... ... He would do a great job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGodDamnMaster Posted February 17, 2013 Share Posted February 17, 2013 This is just a joke, nothing serious. If you go flaming me for being not funny, shut up. Then why bother posting this in the first place? And it is pretty messed-up. Intel Core i9-9900k | Seasonic FOCUS Plus 750W | 32GB Corsair Vengeance LPX 2666MHzMSI GeForce RTX2070 | WD Blue 1TB HDD | Samsung 950 PRO M.2 512GBAntec Nine Hundred Black Steel ATX Mid Tower | MSI MPG Z390 Gaming Pro Carbon AC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matajuegos Posted February 17, 2013 Share Posted February 17, 2013 This is just a joke, nothing serious. If you go flaming me for being not funny, shut up. Then why bother posting this in the first place? And it is pretty messed-up. shut the f*ck up user temp banned Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WestNL Posted February 17, 2013 Share Posted February 17, 2013 Dan Houser as cab driver. ''Sir, for a few bucks i can drive you from the airport to your hotel'' ''Sure, why not?'' ''How far is it?'' ''I don't know. All i can announce for now is that the trip is in full progress! I'll show you some of LA in a few weeks or so'' ''Weeks? Huh?'' ''Sir, when are we going to arrive at the hotel?'' ''Spring 2013, Sir.'' *They're on the road for a year plot-hole: they haven't eaten or anything, just straight driving. Unlimited food and fuel in that car.* ''It's spring already'' ''Yeah, seen those road works? Unfortunate delay. We'll be there in september.'' ''Bu-... But our reservation?'' ''I don't care, just wait and pay me for every minute of driving''. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGodDamnMaster Posted February 17, 2013 Share Posted February 17, 2013 This is just a joke, nothing serious. If you go flaming me for being not funny, shut up. Then why bother posting this in the first place? And it is pretty messed-up. shut the f*ck up Do you have anything to add to that? Or is that all you can say? Intel Core i9-9900k | Seasonic FOCUS Plus 750W | 32GB Corsair Vengeance LPX 2666MHzMSI GeForce RTX2070 | WD Blue 1TB HDD | Samsung 950 PRO M.2 512GBAntec Nine Hundred Black Steel ATX Mid Tower | MSI MPG Z390 Gaming Pro Carbon AC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davidx123 Posted February 17, 2013 Share Posted February 17, 2013 (edited) can someone have negative faith in a fandom\community? because I probably do. Edited February 18, 2013 by Davidx123 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
significantother Posted February 17, 2013 Share Posted February 17, 2013 I would sue him for malpractice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K20 Posted February 17, 2013 Share Posted February 17, 2013 funny... doctor he should not be... a scientist he should. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0X1C Posted February 17, 2013 Share Posted February 17, 2013 Imagine if he was a meteorologist... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.dre. Posted February 17, 2013 Share Posted February 17, 2013 A doctor? You can't be such a procrastinator if you want to become a doctor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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