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Weirdest thing you've put your dick in


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Finally! A topic for real GTA fans!

 

I put my cock between a Soviet-era radiator several times. It is an awesome feeling.

So much win!

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HA! She wasn't that big. Had she been my weiner woulda jumped off my body and ran away yelping like a little dog!

 

I was drunk and high, though...maybe she was that big? NNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

I have to go to therapy now, thanks a lot! icon14.gif

 

 

Oh, and once, I tried to stick my weiner ina cat. Then it bit me!

 

Just kidding just kidding! ph34r.gif

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Aaaaah this is one of those threads that turn unique, boderline perverted male strangers into brothers.

 

'Tis the glue that prevents society from decending into anarchy.

 

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Wiener Brothers:

The only binding contract greater than DEATH.

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suicidal.gif This thread is sick. I wonder why people share these "private things", it's really embarrasing.

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suicidal.gif This thread is sick. I wonder why people share these "private things", it's really embarrasing.

Welcome to the internet. You must be new here. tounge.gif

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I once slipped into the wrong hole once! I thought she was a born again virgin!

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suicidal.gif  This thread is sick. I wonder why people share these "private things", it's really embarrasing.

Welcome to the internet. You must be new here. tounge.gif

Not really, even from ED i feel like this is embarrasing.

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suicidal.gif This thread is sick. I wonder why people share these "private things", it's really embarrasing.

No need to get angry, man.

 

We all know the curve is exaggerated upwards, there are many more people like you, don't feel bad icon14.gif

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In the Total Blender, I broke it. Unfortunately they deleted that episode because it was too graphic, poor blender got mauled by my dick.

 

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I once heard about a young man sticking his hot rod into my anus. That was a weird few days.

That post really matches your signature, I must say.

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I once heard about a young man sticking his hot rod into my anus. That was a weird few days.

That post really matches your signature, I must say.

Thrash Metal Holocaust

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I'm looking forward to the female version of this topic.

 

'Weirdest thing you've put in your fanny'

 

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I'm looking forward to the female version of this topic.

Why do I need to know what girls are putting inside if I know that the greatest thing they could ever put in is always with me?

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I once had a really weird experience after I got drunk at this party. It was weird cause everyone was all depressed. After everyone left we got together. It was weird cause she was really cold, and she didn't say much, and I didn't get anything out after about 6 minutes. I just told her that it was awful, so I grabbed my keyes, opened the coffin and left.
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I'm looking forward to the female version of this topic.

 

'Weirdest thing you've put in your fanny'

 

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Im not gonna give really any details cause ill be trolled to death by GTAForum donkeys, but i cant ever even find anything to put mine in. Holes are always so small. bored.gif

 

I have however used a couch cushion.

 

Oh and i *can* suck myself. no details. happy.gif

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I'm looking forward to the female version of this topic.

 

'Weirdest thing you've put in your fanny'

 

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I woke my mother laughing XD

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Damn, guys. I thought my dick wasn't big, but if some of you can fit it in such places...

Exactly my thoughts. About fitting it in such places that is wink.gif

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Damp, warm flannel rolled into a tube and filled with baby oil: It was alright for the first 2-3 minutes, then I gave up and used my hand. I was probably about 13 at this point.

 

In a sandwich bag filled with lube inbetween two leather couch cushions: I hyped this up far more than I should have, the couch was too high up and the leverage was all wrong, it just didn't work, I was absolutely gutted. Again I was about 13 years old.

 

Has anyone ever tried a Blow Up Bessie? (I think that's what they're called in the condom machines). I reckon they'd be surprisingly good!

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Damp, warm flannel rolled into a tube and filled with baby oil: It was alright for the first 2-3 minutes, then I gave up and used my hand. I was probably about 13 at this point.

 

In a sandwich bag filled with lube inbetween two leather couch cushions: I hyped this up far more than I should have, the couch was too high up and the leverage was all wrong, it just didn't work, I was absolutely gutted. Again I was about 13 years old.

Great, thanks a lot, man. I probably wasn't gonna sleep tonight anyway..

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You know when you're in GTAF.

 

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I don't put my penis in weird places.

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I don't put my penis in weird places.

Then you haven't lived. Some of my most memorable moments have involved me putting my penis in weird places.

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Really?. Don't 'yo dick get dirty. What's it feel like. I want an in depth review here GTA King.

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