orbitalraindrops Posted February 18, 2013 Author Share Posted February 18, 2013 Finally! A topic for real GTA fans! I put my cock between a Soviet-era radiator several times. It is an awesome feeling. So much win! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
corvettelover Posted February 18, 2013 Share Posted February 18, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ryuclan Posted February 19, 2013 Share Posted February 19, 2013 (edited) Nevermind Edited February 19, 2013 by ryuclan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bread Posted February 19, 2013 Share Posted February 19, 2013 I actually believe you, seriously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtomicPunk Posted February 19, 2013 Share Posted February 19, 2013 HA! She wasn't that big. Had she been my weiner woulda jumped off my body and ran away yelping like a little dog! I was drunk and high, though...maybe she was that big? NNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I have to go to therapy now, thanks a lot! Oh, and once, I tried to stick my weiner ina cat. Then it bit me! Just kidding just kidding! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0X1C Posted February 19, 2013 Share Posted February 19, 2013 Aaaaah this is one of those threads that turn unique, boderline perverted male strangers into brothers. 'Tis the glue that prevents society from decending into anarchy. Wiener Brothers: The only binding contract greater than DEATH. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThunderSt0rm Posted February 19, 2013 Share Posted February 19, 2013 This thread is sick. I wonder why people share these "private things", it's really embarrasing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 19, 2013 Share Posted February 19, 2013 This thread is sick. I wonder why people share these "private things", it's really embarrasing. Welcome to the internet. You must be new here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OysterBarron Posted February 19, 2013 Share Posted February 19, 2013 I once slipped into the wrong hole once! I thought she was a born again virgin! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThunderSt0rm Posted February 19, 2013 Share Posted February 19, 2013 This thread is sick. I wonder why people share these "private things", it's really embarrasing. Welcome to the internet. You must be new here. Not really, even from ED i feel like this is embarrasing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0X1C Posted February 19, 2013 Share Posted February 19, 2013 This thread is sick. I wonder why people share these "private things", it's really embarrasing. No need to get angry, man. We all know the curve is exaggerated upwards, there are many more people like you, don't feel bad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThirstyHyena Posted February 19, 2013 Share Posted February 19, 2013 In the Total Blender, I broke it. Unfortunately they deleted that episode because it was too graphic, poor blender got mauled by my dick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThunderSt0rm Posted February 19, 2013 Share Posted February 19, 2013 Very painful to watch, i am demotivated by this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hippybojangles Posted February 19, 2013 Share Posted February 19, 2013 I once heard about a young man sticking his hot rod into my anus. That was a weird few days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 19, 2013 Share Posted February 19, 2013 I once heard about a young man sticking his hot rod into my anus. That was a weird few days. That post really matches your signature, I must say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hippybojangles Posted February 20, 2013 Share Posted February 20, 2013 I once heard about a young man sticking his hot rod into my anus. That was a weird few days. That post really matches your signature, I must say. Thrash Metal Holocaust Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A J Posted February 20, 2013 Share Posted February 20, 2013 I'm looking forward to the female version of this topic. 'Weirdest thing you've put in your fanny' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaidRaida Posted February 20, 2013 Share Posted February 20, 2013 I'm looking forward to the female version of this topic. Why do I need to know what girls are putting inside if I know that the greatest thing they could ever put in is always with me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HydraulicWaRiOr Posted February 21, 2013 Share Posted February 21, 2013 I once had a really weird experience after I got drunk at this party. It was weird cause everyone was all depressed. After everyone left we got together. It was weird cause she was really cold, and she didn't say much, and I didn't get anything out after about 6 minutes. I just told her that it was awful, so I grabbed my keyes, opened the coffin and left. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverTheBelow Posted February 21, 2013 Share Posted February 21, 2013 I'm looking forward to the female version of this topic. 'Weirdest thing you've put in your fanny' "0 replies - 13,402 views" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ccrogers15 Posted February 21, 2013 Share Posted February 21, 2013 (edited) Im not gonna give really any details cause ill be trolled to death by GTAForum donkeys, but i cant ever even find anything to put mine in. Holes are always so small. I have however used a couch cushion. Oh and i *can* suck myself. no details. Edited February 21, 2013 by ccrogers15 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr quick Posted February 21, 2013 Share Posted February 21, 2013 I'm looking forward to the female version of this topic. 'Weirdest thing you've put in your fanny' "0 replies - 13,402 views" I woke my mother laughing XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Mister Posted February 21, 2013 Share Posted February 21, 2013 i put my wang inside a blue waffle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GtaVComments Posted February 22, 2013 Share Posted February 22, 2013 Damn, guys. I thought my dick wasn't big, but if some of you can fit it in such places... Exactly my thoughts. About fitting it in such places that is Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Punk-in-Drublic Posted February 22, 2013 Share Posted February 22, 2013 Damp, warm flannel rolled into a tube and filled with baby oil: It was alright for the first 2-3 minutes, then I gave up and used my hand. I was probably about 13 at this point. In a sandwich bag filled with lube inbetween two leather couch cushions: I hyped this up far more than I should have, the couch was too high up and the leverage was all wrong, it just didn't work, I was absolutely gutted. Again I was about 13 years old. Has anyone ever tried a Blow Up Bessie? (I think that's what they're called in the condom machines). I reckon they'd be surprisingly good! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy_Leppard Posted February 22, 2013 Share Posted February 22, 2013 Damp, warm flannel rolled into a tube and filled with baby oil: It was alright for the first 2-3 minutes, then I gave up and used my hand. I was probably about 13 at this point. In a sandwich bag filled with lube inbetween two leather couch cushions: I hyped this up far more than I should have, the couch was too high up and the leverage was all wrong, it just didn't work, I was absolutely gutted. Again I was about 13 years old. Great, thanks a lot, man. I probably wasn't gonna sleep tonight anyway.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Korpi Posted February 22, 2013 Share Posted February 22, 2013 (edited) You know when you're in GTAF. ... I don't put my penis in weird places. Edited February 22, 2013 by Markwey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
orbitalraindrops Posted February 22, 2013 Author Share Posted February 22, 2013 I don't put my penis in weird places. Then you haven't lived. Some of my most memorable moments have involved me putting my penis in weird places. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTA-King Posted February 22, 2013 Share Posted February 22, 2013 Seriously guys, trying sticking your egg roll in a pile of mud. It's a sensational feeling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
orbitalraindrops Posted February 22, 2013 Author Share Posted February 22, 2013 Really?. Don't 'yo dick get dirty. What's it feel like. I want an in depth review here GTA King. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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