GTA-King Posted February 18, 2013 Share Posted February 18, 2013 ^ I just thought of a funny game two gay fellas could play with those. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTA_stu Posted February 18, 2013 Share Posted February 18, 2013 ^ I just thought of a funny game two gay fellas could play with those. I don't think they'd play it willingly, it'd be more like something out of a SAW film where they're trapped in it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTA-King Posted February 18, 2013 Share Posted February 18, 2013 ^ I just thought of a funny game two gay fellas could play with those. I don't think they'd play it willingly, it'd be more like something out of a SAW film where they're trapped in it. True. But they would live their lives together forever. So I suppose it would be ok. Expect that they can't have intercourse together. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ryuclan Posted February 18, 2013 Share Posted February 18, 2013 ^ I just thought of a funny game two gay fellas could play with those. I don't think they'd play it willingly, it'd be more like something out of a SAW film where they're trapped in it. True. But they would live their lives together forever. So I suppose it would be ok. Expect that they can't have intercourse together. Unless they like...pull the two sides together. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.dre. Posted February 18, 2013 Share Posted February 18, 2013 So no one has ever tried to push it in a toilet paper roll to measure the thickness? No one? ok. yeah but it didn't quite fit, so we wouldn't say we've put it 'in' it just thought of another one: condom. that sh*t just didn't sit right When I was 14 and it didnt fit I thought I was packing...well at the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTA-King Posted February 18, 2013 Share Posted February 18, 2013 ^ I just thought of a funny game two gay fellas could play with those. I don't think they'd play it willingly, it'd be more like something out of a SAW film where they're trapped in it. True. But they would live their lives together forever. So I suppose it would be ok. Expect that they can't have intercourse together. Unless they like...pull the two sides together. lol, mental image will not leave my mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johan Posted February 18, 2013 Share Posted February 18, 2013 Probably the inside of my pillow.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joseph Cooke Posted February 18, 2013 Share Posted February 18, 2013 Probably the inside of my pillow.. Alright, that's now 2 Pillowbusters. Dafuq is the fascination with a pillow? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gummy Posted February 18, 2013 Share Posted February 18, 2013 Just like the others, A hole in my pillow Why am I telling you this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TellEmRye Posted February 18, 2013 Share Posted February 18, 2013 Best thread ever, haven't laughed this much in a while. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joseph Cooke Posted February 18, 2013 Share Posted February 18, 2013 Just like the others, A hole in my pillow Another thing, holes rarely just form on pillows.....did you cut one for the sake of dicking it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ForumName Posted February 18, 2013 Share Posted February 18, 2013 I can't believe I'm reading this. It reminds me of the time I had a long talk with random guys I met on the internet about masturbation over Teamspeak. Well, I guess this is what this is....Anyway, I haven't done anything weird. Just my hand and a vagina, I'm a very plain man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Algonquin Assassin Posted February 18, 2013 Share Posted February 18, 2013 (edited) Peanut butter, jelly sandwich.. Edited February 18, 2013 by Miamivicecity Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K20 Posted February 18, 2013 Share Posted February 18, 2013 My high school sweetheart, Katie Vick.I thought she'd be dynamite in the sack, but she just lay there, motionless. Her expression didn't change much either. Honestly, halfway through I started wondering if she was even human at all or if she was just wearing human skin and was filled with sawdust and embalming fluids or something. hahhahaaa... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy_Leppard Posted February 18, 2013 Share Posted February 18, 2013 Someone already said this is the weirdest topic on GTF - I second that. I mean, why would you.. What would.. Just why would you put your f*cking tool anywhere other than in a pussy? (Fapping excluded) I never understood that. What would make you believe putting your tool inside of a beer, guitar, tennis shoe, jelly sandwich or in a hole in your pillow feels good? Don't get me wrong, this thread made me laugh so hard I won't be able to use my facial muscles properly for a while, but some (if not all) of you are really weird. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voodoo Posted February 18, 2013 Share Posted February 18, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lock n' Stock Posted February 18, 2013 Share Posted February 18, 2013 This topic can't be serious... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
orbitalraindrops Posted February 18, 2013 Author Share Posted February 18, 2013 This topic can't be serious... I don't joke when it comes to my tiny penis. My tiny disfigured penis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K^2 Posted February 18, 2013 Share Posted February 18, 2013 (edited) My high school sweetheart, Katie Vick.I thought she'd be dynamite in the sack, but she just lay there, motionless. Her expression didn't change much either. Honestly, halfway through I started wondering if she was even human at all or if she was just wearing human skin and was filled with sawdust and embalming fluids or something. I knew there was an explanation. There always is. Just to stick to topic, Jelo on one occasion. It did not work the way I imagined it. So no one has ever tried to push it in a toilet paper roll to measure the thickness? No one? ok. Just the tube from the roll. I didn't want to waste a good roll on that. I was somewhat surprised when it did not fit. Edited February 18, 2013 by K^2 Prior to filing a bug against any of my code, please consider this response to common concerns. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
orbitalraindrops Posted February 18, 2013 Author Share Posted February 18, 2013 @GTA-King I prefer bratz dolls myself but hey each to their own I always thought that would be weird because Bratz dolls are kids. But Barbie is a grown woman, so in my mind, it would be considered legal to put my dick in her (like, up her tight skirt). I read a story by AM Holmes about a guy who rapes his sisters barbie. Its on the internet. Its a good short read look it up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J32T3R Posted February 18, 2013 Share Posted February 18, 2013 Strange....I've never been so disgusted in my life!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hippybojangles Posted February 18, 2013 Share Posted February 18, 2013 A Car exhaust. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr quick Posted February 18, 2013 Share Posted February 18, 2013 A Car exhaust. I went on the internet, and I found this: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnson. Posted February 18, 2013 Share Posted February 18, 2013 Johnny... La genta esta muy loca!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtomicPunk Posted February 18, 2013 Share Posted February 18, 2013 I was going through a dry spell once when I was younger. It had been like 6 months since I had any. My dick was drier than a box of Quaker oats. So, I go to this party and the only thing left was this big ol' fat girl, and I mean fat, not phat, but FAT! But she was purdy in the face though, and had mountainous titays. I never been with a fat girl before that, nor since. Me and her left the main part of the party and I took her into the basement(smirk). I noticed a nail on the rafter above and hung my truck keys on it. I then began the adventurous climb of that mountain and stuck my flag in it! She was soo tight that I didn't have any skin left on my pecker--it was raw like I threw it in a meat grinder or threw it out the window doing 90mph giving it road-rash. This bi**h was in love. Shortly after, she fell asleep, snoring like a lumberjack, and I climbed up those creaky-ass stairs, trying my best not to awaken it...uh, I mean, her. As I made my way outta the basement, there were dozens upon dozens of people sleeping on the floor. I was stepping between them like a ninja, playing a flexy game of Twister, quietly, trying not to wake anyone so that I could make my escape. As I got to the door of my truck, I realised that my keys were still hanging on that nail on the rafter. I made my way back in, stepped on a few people as they let out screams. I made my way down those creaky-assed stairs to grab my keys.....but it was awake. It grabbed me and jerked me on top of it, jerking my weiner outta my pants and jamming it back into the meat grinder. UUUGH! I was screaming and moaning(so was she), but mine was from sheer high level pain. It was like pouring alcohol on a raw cut. There wasn't anything pleasurable about it to me. I was in agony!! I had to try and perform a 'quicky'. And to make things worse, it was in the broad daylight! Light was spraying all over us, coming in a window from above. I was asking myself what I was thinking the night before!! Cellulite was flapping off the walls with a loud slapping sound and moans coming from underneath me. Finally, it ended. I put my mangled pecker back in my pocket and left. People were glaring at me as I made my way to the door. I looked like I had been thrown off a train and dragged behind for miles. As I got to my truck.....NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I forgot my damn keys on that nail on the rafter again---I SH*T YOU NOT!!!!!!!!!!!! I just stood there with a bewildered look on my face. What is happening, I asked. Am I being punished for something, is this karma?? That painful memory has been ingrained into my soul. Now when I pass a fat girl on the street, my weiner burns and I recall that crazy summer night. ~FIN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 18, 2013 Share Posted February 18, 2013 I was going through a dry spell once when I was younger. It had been like 6 months since I had any. My dick was drier than a box of Quaker oats. So, I go to this party and the only thing left was this big ol' fat girl, and I mean fat, not phat, but FAT! But she was purdy in the face though, and had mountainous titays. I never been with a fat girl before that, nor since. Me and her left the main part of the party and I took her into the basement(smirk). I noticed a nail on the rafter above and hung my truck keys on it. I then began the adventurous climb of that mountain and stuck my flag in it! She was soo tight that I didn't have any skin left on my pecker--it was raw like I threw it in a meat grinder or threw it out the window doing 90mph giving it road-rash. This bi**h was in love. Shortly after, she fell asleep, snoring like a lumberjack, and I climbed up those creaky-ass stairs, trying my best not to awaken it...uh, I mean, her. As I made my way outta the basement, there were dozens upon dozens of people sleeping on the floor. I was stepping between them like a ninja, playing a flexy game of Twister, quietly, trying not to wake anyone so that I could make my escape. As I got to the door of my truck, I realised that my keys were still hanging on that nail on the rafter. I made my way back in, stepped on a few people as they let out screams. I made my way down those creaky-assed stairs to grab my keys.....but it was awake. It grabbed me and jerked me on top of it, jerking my weiner outta my pants and jamming it back into the meat grinder. UUUGH! I was screaming and moaning(so was she), but mine was from sheer high level pain. It was like pouring alcohol on a raw cut. There wasn't anything pleasurable about it to me. I was in agony!! I had to try and perform a 'quicky'. And to make things worse, it was in the broad daylight! Light was spraying all over us, coming in a window from above. I was asking myself what I was thinking the night before!! Cellulite was flapping off the walls with a loud slapping sound and moans coming from underneath me. Finally, it ended. I put my mangled pecker back in my pocket and left. People were glaring at me as I made my way to the door. I looked like I had been thrown off a train and dragged behind for miles. As I got to my truck.....NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I forgot my damn keys on that nail on the rafter again---I SH*T YOU NOT!!!!!!!!!!!! I just stood there with a bewildered look on my face. What is happening, I asked. Am I being punished for something, is this karma?? That painful memory has been ingrained into my soul. Now when I pass a fat girl on the street, my weiner burns and I recall that crazy summer night. ~FIN This was an awesome read. But I'd like to know more. What happened when you went back in? Did you even go back in at all? XD Did anyone else know what happened? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTA_stu Posted February 18, 2013 Share Posted February 18, 2013 Turns out there never was a fat girl, he'd just been boning his truck the whole time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtomicPunk Posted February 18, 2013 Share Posted February 18, 2013 I was going through a dry spell once when I was younger. It had been like 6 months since I had any. My dick was drier than a box of Quaker oats. So, I go to this party and the only thing left was this big ol' fat girl, and I mean fat, not phat, but FAT! But she was purdy in the face though, and had mountainous titays. I never been with a fat girl before that, nor since. Me and her left the main part of the party and I took her into the basement(smirk). I noticed a nail on the rafter above and hung my truck keys on it. I then began the adventurous climb of that mountain and stuck my flag in it! She was soo tight that I didn't have any skin left on my pecker--it was raw like I threw it in a meat grinder or threw it out the window doing 90mph giving it road-rash. This bi**h was in love. Shortly after, she fell asleep, snoring like a lumberjack, and I climbed up those creaky-ass stairs, trying my best not to awaken it...uh, I mean, her. As I made my way outta the basement, there were dozens upon dozens of people sleeping on the floor. I was stepping between them like a ninja, playing a flexy game of Twister, quietly, trying not to wake anyone so that I could make my escape. As I got to the door of my truck, I realised that my keys were still hanging on that nail on the rafter. I made my way back in, stepped on a few people as they let out screams. I made my way down those creaky-assed stairs to grab my keys.....but it was awake. It grabbed me and jerked me on top of it, jerking my weiner outta my pants and jamming it back into the meat grinder. UUUGH! I was screaming and moaning(so was she), but mine was from sheer high level pain. It was like pouring alcohol on a raw cut. There wasn't anything pleasurable about it to me. I was in agony!! I had to try and perform a 'quicky'. And to make things worse, it was in the broad daylight! Light was spraying all over us, coming in a window from above. I was asking myself what I was thinking the night before!! Cellulite was flapping off the walls with a loud slapping sound and moans coming from underneath me. Finally, it ended. I put my mangled pecker back in my pocket and left. People were glaring at me as I made my way to the door. I looked like I had been thrown off a train and dragged behind for miles. As I got to my truck.....NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I forgot my damn keys on that nail on the rafter again---I SH*T YOU NOT!!!!!!!!!!!! I just stood there with a bewildered look on my face. What is happening, I asked. Am I being punished for something, is this karma?? That painful memory has been ingrained into my soul. Now when I pass a fat girl on the street, my weiner burns and I recall that crazy summer night. ~FIN This was an awesome read. But I'd like to know more. What happened when you went back in? Did you even go back in at all? XD Did anyone else know what happened? Yeah, I had to go back in and get my keys. I forgot'em twice. Everybody knew about what happened. I was a popular guitarist in a few bands at the time, so yeah, word spread quickly. Of course, I denied, denied, denied it until this day, but the damage had been done. Some of my friends still mention it from time to time at cookouts or whatever. I've not seen her since. The stupid things I done when I was younger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fireman Posted February 18, 2013 Share Posted February 18, 2013 So no one has ever tried to push it in a toilet paper roll to measure the thickness? No one? ok. Just the tube from the roll. I didn't want to waste a good roll on that. I was somewhat surprised when it did not fit. When I was younger I wanted to measure the force of my erect penis by trying to push it through layers of toilet paper. I can't remember my record, but must've been atleast five layers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazlowsucksiloveslutS Posted February 18, 2013 Share Posted February 18, 2013 Finally! A topic for real GTA fans! I put my cock between a Soviet-era radiator several times. It is an awesome feeling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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