BigKush Posted February 6, 2013 Share Posted February 6, 2013 (edited) via Kotaku.. Full disclosure: this article/thread exists so I can tell you all about Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas: Kirk Douglas. Just look at it! It’s exquisite. The game itself is as grand as the cover. It is San Andreas, with the load screens replaced by EXTREME closeups of Kirk Douglas—and occasionally his son Michael Douglas, because hey, close enough, right? In the game, the main character appears to be a rough approximation of Kirk Douglas. Oh, and all the missions have been removed, so there’s nothing to do. Why would someone make this? Is there some shadow demographic of Grand Theft Auto/Kirk Douglas fans that is going completely unserved? No? Then let us create one, you and I, and give this labor of love the respect it deserves. Notice the liberal use of rainbows on this cover, which accurately depicts the childlike whimsy of both Saw and Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas, the game this hack is based on. San Andreas is about the deep entrenchment of American gang culture in the early '90s, and Saw is about getting people to murder each other. So, rainbows. Edited February 6, 2013 by BigKush Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BullworthAcademy Posted February 6, 2013 Share Posted February 6, 2013 Wat? How is this related to GTA or ANYTHING for that matter? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigKush Posted February 7, 2013 Author Share Posted February 7, 2013 (edited) Wat?How is this related to GTA or ANYTHING for that matter? What, are you f***ing serious? Seriously.. this community. Edited February 7, 2013 by BigKush Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reiji Posted February 7, 2013 Share Posted February 7, 2013 i love johnny vercetti eh a badass biker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClaudeSpeed1911 Posted February 7, 2013 Share Posted February 7, 2013 I love those: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigKush Posted February 7, 2013 Author Share Posted February 7, 2013 Oh wow. Grand Theft Assassin's Creed with.... Patrick Brown artwork and a Honda CR-Z on the front. That's hot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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