HolyShitGTA Posted January 16, 2013 Share Posted January 16, 2013 Hey c*nts, first post ever! During my casual experiences with GTA's, which usually includes smashing sluts into the ground after loading a dozen bullets into her head with an AK. I wondered how prostitutes will be "used" and shown in GTAV. I don't get my kicks off seeing Niko get implied blowjobs - if that's what you're thinking. But here's what go me thinking. We won't have girlfriends. right? That's already been established. But how will our charcaters get poon? Trevor will most likely get hookers, that's just natural for a man of his type. Looking for "strippers & cocaine". But what about Mike? He has family life, won't his real-time actions conflict with what he stands for, with his desires for famliy life, and settling down (1st trailer) ? If i want some sex, what if 'HE' won't. He has a wife, children. something all other protagonists didn't have, yes? So let's say the option for buying sex isn't availble, what then? will we take the Wife out on an activity and "hot coffee" after, or just 'pounce' on her around home/ main safehouse, in between missions? (Assuming that it is fully explorable) And Franklin, he most likely has a g/f that he does it with (2nd trailer), or it couold be his sister.....ergh. So what do you think? Also, in the first trailer he states that he has (recently?) moved there, no one has talked bout the fact that he is a new population figure...... or just Rockstar marketing to start a trailer, not storyline?. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coolstream Posted January 16, 2013 Share Posted January 16, 2013 Don't really care if they can have sex or not. We'll see, I guess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sizeway Posted January 16, 2013 Share Posted January 16, 2013 I Think That was Franklin's Girlfriend in the second Trailer....He might be able to FU*K Her sooner or later. "I don't care how many Inches you are, You aint cummin!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Getzmunney Posted January 16, 2013 Share Posted January 16, 2013 Man i love how your second word ever in these forums pretty much disses all of us.. Lmao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raynos Posted January 16, 2013 Share Posted January 16, 2013 Hey c*nts, first post ever! Excellent first line for your first post ever. Anyways OP. Michael will get poon how most married men do. He will pick up a hooker and bang her in his car. The same goes for the rest of the protags. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K20 Posted January 16, 2013 Share Posted January 16, 2013 dont care for hookers girls and family in GTA.... can get them in real life.... what i can't do is shoot and run people over. blow stuff up and drive off cliffs.... what i'm looking forward to Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lll-H-I-M-lll Posted January 16, 2013 Share Posted January 16, 2013 post fail=Hey c*nts, first post ever! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bowling...? Posted January 16, 2013 Share Posted January 16, 2013 I'm not a c*nt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtomicPunk Posted January 16, 2013 Share Posted January 16, 2013 I don't think calling members here "cu*ts" is the way to make friends or to ever expect anyone here to respect or take you seriously. Who cares if sex is in the game, other than little kids? We know there will be hookers, so... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arran B Posted January 16, 2013 Share Posted January 16, 2013 You're a vaginal passage as well, sir. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss Darko Posted January 16, 2013 Share Posted January 16, 2013 Michael will get poon how most married men do. He will pick up a hooker and bang her in his car.The same goes for the rest of the protags. Exactly, I don't see the guy being especially faithful, considering that he's a career criminal with loose morals and a wife who hates his guts (probably quite literally). Prostitutes are a go for everyone. Blowjobs all around! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Racecarlock Posted January 16, 2013 Share Posted January 16, 2013 I just hope it isn't like in RDR where EVERY time I pass by a hooker, John or Jack just has to respond with something along the lines of "I don't do that because I'm a good boy". Sure, I only occasionally murder an entire cow town of folks, but screwing a hooker, now that would be just wrong. More wrong than murder of lots of innocent people somehow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-Eazy Posted January 16, 2013 Share Posted January 16, 2013 Hey c*nts, first post ever! saywhat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlphaWaveMovement Posted January 16, 2013 Share Posted January 16, 2013 Relax people, c*nts can be used affectionately, its a UK thing possibly Australian The protagonist will just have to jack off in this game Im afraid, to answer your question. Already confirmed as a mini game Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rjeev142 Posted January 16, 2013 Share Posted January 16, 2013 This kid is a virgin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ITSLOCBABY Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 Michael's family thing will be interesting to see. They've taken GTA IV's version of 'girlfriends' out but Michael has a wife and Franklin, maybe a girlfriend so we're gonna no doubt HAVE to spend time with them. As long as they don't f*ckin' bitch all of the time and ALWAYS want to be taken out. R* have to tread careful with Michael's wife, could single handedly by the most annoying/hated character in GTA history. As for hookers/strippers I guess they'll have to be in there, but they add no real input the game. Same thing will happen to them in GTA V as it always has, they'll be killed as they carry a ton of money Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RussianFreak Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 "Family life just means beating your wife." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Valor Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 I just hope it isn't like in RDR where EVERY time I pass by a hooker, John or Jack just has to respond with something along the lines of "I don't do that because I'm a good boy". Sure, I only occasionally murder an entire cow town of folks, but screwing a hooker, now that would be just wrong. More wrong than murder of lots of innocent people somehow. I think this is because we typically f*ck hookers in cars in GTA, which were replaced with horses in RDR. Kind of hard to f*ck a hooker on a horse... Of course, R* claimed Marston couldn't get hookers because he's a family man, but this doesn't explain why Jack couldn't. Obviously, R* SD was just too lazy (or didn't think it worth their time) to develop a new hooker mechanic for RDR. This won't be a problem in V, which shouldn't be too different from IV. All of the protags will be able to get hookers and cheat on their significant others. Mark my words!!! (Would be cool to have angry sex with Michael's wife though, or if Mike and Frank were swingers and could switch spouses.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PutAQuarterIn Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 I love it when people think a family man wouldn't hire a hooker. Especially when we know the wife i an ice queen. In my opinion, he's the 2nd most likely to want one next to Trevor. Trevor...well, it's obvious he's gonna love hookers. He's the kind of person the lot lizards are looking for IRL. Franklin's relationship doesn't exactly look like it's in a very stable place. I do imagine him doing good with girls, but that doesn't mean he wouldn't hire a hooker either. It's just easier, compared to dating and probably cheaper.As one poster put it "hookers are for everyone" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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