Jordan_Philip Posted January 10, 2013 Share Posted January 10, 2013 Well, I've been crying a lot. I don't eat or sleep. I find myself going days without seeing the sun. Sometimes I black out for hours at a time and when I come to I'm choking a fake plant yelling, "f*ck You, Roman! I hate bowling!" I also chewed all the rubber off of my analog sticks. I don't want think about what I will do if a release date isn't announced soon. I'm just trying to take it one day at a time......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vivalavendredi Posted January 10, 2013 Share Posted January 10, 2013 How do you have time to eat a pizza while playing GTAV anyways. Kind of overdoing it. Some easy steps for pizza-during-gameplay noobs 1) Get the pizza cutted from the delivery guy 2) Bite into a piece of pizza during cutscenes. or 1) as above 2) eat your pizza out of missions, search for a cool place in the game 3) put your character in a cool position (great view, interesting landscape) and imagine he is eating something too not so complicated, is it? Advanced: 1) Drive in highspeed in the game 2) release the gamepad (left or right hand, depends on the road you are driving) 3) use your other hand to grab a piece of pizza 4) bite into it. Godmode: Try to play with your feet while eating. And yes - I really did that when playing IV the first time because I'm a freak! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raynos Posted January 10, 2013 Share Posted January 10, 2013 1) as above2) eat your pizza out of missions, search for a cool place in the game 3) put your character in a cool position (great view, interesting landscape) and imagine he is eating something too not so complicated, is it? lol I love doing that.. in GTA IV i'd park as close to the back road leading to the airport as possible. Park up, eat my pizza whilst listening to the radio, make a U-Turn and leave. It just brings you to another level of immersion. However, my GF didn't share my thoughts.. Told her to ride me when I picked up a hooker.. I just got a weird look.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustRob Posted January 10, 2013 Share Posted January 10, 2013 1) as above2) eat your pizza out of missions, search for a cool place in the game 3) put your character in a cool position (great view, interesting landscape) and imagine he is eating something too not so complicated, is it? lol I love doing that.. in GTA IV i'd park as close to the back road leading to the airport as possible. Park up, eat my pizza whilst listening to the radio, make a U-Turn and leave. It just brings you to another level of immersion. However, my GF didn't share my thoughts.. Told her to ride me when I picked up a hooker.. I just got a weird look.. That makes no sense at all, why would I just stare at a videogame when I could be watching a movie while eating my pizza Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vivalavendredi Posted January 10, 2013 Share Posted January 10, 2013 1) as above2) eat your pizza out of missions, search for a cool place in the game 3) put your character in a cool position (great view, interesting landscape) and imagine he is eating something too not so complicated, is it? lol I love doing that.. in GTA IV i'd park as close to the back road leading to the airport as possible. Park up, eat my pizza whilst listening to the radio, make a U-Turn and leave. It just brings you to another level of immersion. However, my GF didn't share my thoughts.. Told her to ride me when I picked up a hooker.. I just got a weird look.. That makes no sense at all, why would I just stare at a videogame when I could be watching a movie while eating my pizza Because a movie is about 90 minutes long Eating a pizza takes you (me at last) 10 minutes the longest. Why should you skip GTA V to watch a 90 minutes movie? That's not clever! Also it takes some time to insert a DVD / change channels etc. Doesn't make any sense for me. Also I think you have no sense for art - not even videogame art. Why do you watch video game screenshots and trailers, if you cannot interact with it? Is watching screenshots better than watching the game, without doing anything? In the game you might see peds reaction, passing cars and other stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OliRow Posted January 10, 2013 Share Posted January 10, 2013 Gonna play through GTA IV, try and get the majority of the achievements (I doubt it's even possible to get the MP Achievements anymore, I never see anyone online), 100% the game, and if GTA V isn't out when i've finished doing that i'll probably just play FIFA, should keep me going. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
furybeaver Posted January 10, 2013 Share Posted January 10, 2013 I'm not going to watch any game play of it only the 3rd trailer and look at a few pictures then when it's like 2-3 months to release i'm going to flush it out of my mind so it goes by fast then when it's about to release like 3-2 days i'll watch 1 video of game play to get my hype back up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vormek Posted January 10, 2013 Share Posted January 10, 2013 How do you have time to eat a pizza while playing GTAV anyways. Kind of overdoing it. Some easy steps for pizza-during-gameplay noobs 1) Get the pizza cutted from the delivery guy 2) Bite into a piece of pizza during cutscenes. or 1) as above 2) eat your pizza out of missions, search for a cool place in the game 3) put your character in a cool position (great view, interesting landscape) and imagine he is eating something too not so complicated, is it? Advanced: 1) Drive in highspeed in the game 2) release the gamepad (left or right hand, depends on the road you are driving) 3) use your other hand to grab a piece of pizza 4) bite into it. Godmode: Try to play with your feet while eating. And yes - I really did that when playing IV the first time because I'm a freak! Thank you for your neatly presented theory on how to approach the difficulties with eating food while playing a video game. I shall try Godmode Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustRob Posted January 10, 2013 Share Posted January 10, 2013 1) as above2) eat your pizza out of missions, search for a cool place in the game 3) put your character in a cool position (great view, interesting landscape) and imagine he is eating something too not so complicated, is it? lol I love doing that.. in GTA IV i'd park as close to the back road leading to the airport as possible. Park up, eat my pizza whilst listening to the radio, make a U-Turn and leave. It just brings you to another level of immersion. However, my GF didn't share my thoughts.. Told her to ride me when I picked up a hooker.. I just got a weird look.. That makes no sense at all, why would I just stare at a videogame when I could be watching a movie while eating my pizza Because a movie is about 90 minutes long Eating a pizza takes you (me at last) 10 minutes the longest. Why should you skip GTA V to watch a 90 minutes movie? That's not clever! Also it takes some time to insert a DVD / change channels etc. Doesn't make any sense for me. Also I think you have no sense for art - not even videogame art. Why do you watch video game screenshots and trailers, if you cannot interact with it? Is watching screenshots better than watching the game, without doing anything? In the game you might see peds reaction, passing cars and other stuff. What a load of crap. In trailers or actual videos there's something happening that makes you watch it. Staring at a videogame with only some peds walking by and some cars driving around, isn't very exciting for me. Even if a movie took too long I could still watch an episode of That '70s Show or another show. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leeradio13 Posted January 10, 2013 Share Posted January 10, 2013 gta4 complete edition. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vivalavendredi Posted January 10, 2013 Share Posted January 10, 2013 1) as above2) eat your pizza out of missions, search for a cool place in the game 3) put your character in a cool position (great view, interesting landscape) and imagine he is eating something too not so complicated, is it? lol I love doing that.. in GTA IV i'd park as close to the back road leading to the airport as possible. Park up, eat my pizza whilst listening to the radio, make a U-Turn and leave. It just brings you to another level of immersion. However, my GF didn't share my thoughts.. Told her to ride me when I picked up a hooker.. I just got a weird look.. That makes no sense at all, why would I just stare at a videogame when I could be watching a movie while eating my pizza Because a movie is about 90 minutes long Eating a pizza takes you (me at last) 10 minutes the longest. Why should you skip GTA V to watch a 90 minutes movie? That's not clever! Also it takes some time to insert a DVD / change channels etc. Doesn't make any sense for me. Also I think you have no sense for art - not even videogame art. Why do you watch video game screenshots and trailers, if you cannot interact with it? Is watching screenshots better than watching the game, without doing anything? In the game you might see peds reaction, passing cars and other stuff. What a load of crap. In trailers or actual videos there's something happening that makes you watch it. Staring at a videogame with only some peds walking by and some cars driving around, isn't very exciting for me. Even if a movie took too long I could still watch an episode of That '70s Show or another show. yeah, than… have a good wank at watching cheesy tv shows As you do not seem to be a real GTA addict I will ignore you from now on. Au revoir! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustRob Posted January 10, 2013 Share Posted January 10, 2013 I am a GTA addict, but I want to play it not stare at it. That's what trailers are for. And since you seem to think that That '70s Show is cheesy, I will ignore you from here on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Getzmunney Posted January 10, 2013 Share Posted January 10, 2013 1) as above2) eat your pizza out of missions, search for a cool place in the game 3) put your character in a cool position (great view, interesting landscape) and imagine he is eating something too not so complicated, is it? lol I love doing that.. in GTA IV i'd park as close to the back road leading to the airport as possible. Park up, eat my pizza whilst listening to the radio, make a U-Turn and leave. It just brings you to another level of immersion. However, my GF didn't share my thoughts.. Told her to ride me when I picked up a hooker.. I just got a weird look.. That makes no sense at all, why would I just stare at a videogame when I could be watching a movie while eating my pizza Because a movie is about 90 minutes long Eating a pizza takes you (me at last) 10 minutes the longest. Why should you skip GTA V to watch a 90 minutes movie? That's not clever! Also it takes some time to insert a DVD / change channels etc. Doesn't make any sense for me. Also I think you have no sense for art - not even videogame art. Why do you watch video game screenshots and trailers, if you cannot interact with it? Is watching screenshots better than watching the game, without doing anything? In the game you might see peds reaction, passing cars and other stuff. What a load of crap. In trailers or actual videos there's something happening that makes you watch it. Staring at a videogame with only some peds walking by and some cars driving around, isn't very exciting for me. Even if a movie took too long I could still watch an episode of That '70s Show or another show. You sir.. Certainly dont get the full enjoyment of grand theft autos atmosphere. Sometimes you just have to stop and admire the beauty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustRob Posted January 10, 2013 Share Posted January 10, 2013 1) as above2) eat your pizza out of missions, search for a cool place in the game 3) put your character in a cool position (great view, interesting landscape) and imagine he is eating something too not so complicated, is it? lol I love doing that.. in GTA IV i'd park as close to the back road leading to the airport as possible. Park up, eat my pizza whilst listening to the radio, make a U-Turn and leave. It just brings you to another level of immersion. However, my GF didn't share my thoughts.. Told her to ride me when I picked up a hooker.. I just got a weird look.. That makes no sense at all, why would I just stare at a videogame when I could be watching a movie while eating my pizza Because a movie is about 90 minutes long Eating a pizza takes you (me at last) 10 minutes the longest. Why should you skip GTA V to watch a 90 minutes movie? That's not clever! Also it takes some time to insert a DVD / change channels etc. Doesn't make any sense for me. Also I think you have no sense for art - not even videogame art. Why do you watch video game screenshots and trailers, if you cannot interact with it? Is watching screenshots better than watching the game, without doing anything? In the game you might see peds reaction, passing cars and other stuff. What a load of crap. In trailers or actual videos there's something happening that makes you watch it. Staring at a videogame with only some peds walking by and some cars driving around, isn't very exciting for me. Even if a movie took too long I could still watch an episode of That '70s Show or another show. You sir.. Certainly dont get the full enjoyment of grand theft autos atmosphere. Sometimes you just have to stop and admire the beauty. I can admire the beauty while driving a car or climbing a mountain. I don't need to stand still and do nothing for that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Getzmunney Posted January 10, 2013 Share Posted January 10, 2013 1) as above2) eat your pizza out of missions, search for a cool place in the game 3) put your character in a cool position (great view, interesting landscape) and imagine he is eating something too not so complicated, is it? lol I love doing that.. in GTA IV i'd park as close to the back road leading to the airport as possible. Park up, eat my pizza whilst listening to the radio, make a U-Turn and leave. It just brings you to another level of immersion. However, my GF didn't share my thoughts.. Told her to ride me when I picked up a hooker.. I just got a weird look.. That makes no sense at all, why would I just stare at a videogame when I could be watching a movie while eating my pizza Because a movie is about 90 minutes long Eating a pizza takes you (me at last) 10 minutes the longest. Why should you skip GTA V to watch a 90 minutes movie? That's not clever! Also it takes some time to insert a DVD / change channels etc. Doesn't make any sense for me. Also I think you have no sense for art - not even videogame art. Why do you watch video game screenshots and trailers, if you cannot interact with it? Is watching screenshots better than watching the game, without doing anything? In the game you might see peds reaction, passing cars and other stuff. What a load of crap. In trailers or actual videos there's something happening that makes you watch it. Staring at a videogame with only some peds walking by and some cars driving around, isn't very exciting for me. Even if a movie took too long I could still watch an episode of That '70s Show or another show. You sir.. Certainly dont get the full enjoyment of grand theft autos atmosphere. Sometimes you just have to stop and admire the beauty. I can admire the beauty while driving a car or climbing a mountain. I don't need to stand still and do nothing for that. True Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raynos Posted January 10, 2013 Share Posted January 10, 2013 That makes no sense at all, why would I just stare at a videogame when I could be watching a movie while eating my pizza JustRob It's called Role Playing.. Well.. In some ways. Have you never pulled over your vehicle. In a park or something and had lunch while watching birds and people go about their daily business? You may ask.. Well, why not go home and watch a movie while you eat.. Well.. sometimes, when you're far away from home, its a better idea to pull into a park.. The same thing applies to GTA here. Why end the game and watch a show if you could just park up. Pizza generally takes me 5-10 minutes to finish.. It's not like I'd be eating the whole box, a few slices and Coke, thats it. Once I'm done, its straight back to gaming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-Eazy Posted January 10, 2013 Share Posted January 10, 2013 Lol, the description of the topic reminds me of the movie Norbit with these parts: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustRob Posted January 10, 2013 Share Posted January 10, 2013 Yes I do but that's real life and this is GTA. In real life I can sniff the fresh air and sometimes see something interesting. In GTAIV peds mostly behave the same, it's honestly not that exciting. And your roleplaying isn't that realistic either, since 5 minutes in real life is 5 hours in GTA time. Nobody would stand still for five hours. And I don't shut it off either, I just pause the game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vivalavendredi Posted January 10, 2013 Share Posted January 10, 2013 Yes I do but that's real life and this is GTA. In real life I can sniff the fresh air and sometimes see something interesting. In GTAIV peds mostly behave the same, it's honestly not that exciting. And your roleplaying isn't that realistic either, since 5 minutes in real life is 5 hours in GTA time. Nobody would stand still for five hours. And I don't shut it off either, I just pause the game. Don't take my posts too serious man! For me it's different - who cares. When I eat pizza, it's sliced, so I can bite into it from time to time, while even standing on a rooftop killing people in GTA or while driving. Pizza isn't a candle light dinner. It's the first day we can play GTA - why should I pause the game and eat several minutes if I can eat while playing. I really don't get your point man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nopheros Posted January 10, 2013 Author Share Posted January 10, 2013 Lol, the description of the topic reminds me of the movie Norbit with these parts: Haha yeah, that's what it's supposed to Anyways, why did this turn into a discussion about eating while playing? Can't wait to play the stories, Vice City and Liberty City. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustRob Posted January 10, 2013 Share Posted January 10, 2013 Yes I do but that's real life and this is GTA. In real life I can sniff the fresh air and sometimes see something interesting. In GTAIV peds mostly behave the same, it's honestly not that exciting. And your roleplaying isn't that realistic either, since 5 minutes in real life is 5 hours in GTA time. Nobody would stand still for five hours. And I don't shut it off either, I just pause the game. Don't take my posts too serious man! For me it's different - who cares. When I eat pizza, it's sliced, so I can bite into it from time to time, while even standing on a rooftop killing people in GTA or while driving. Pizza isn't a candle light dinner. It's the first day we can play GTA - why should I pause the game and eat several minutes if I can eat while playing. I really don't get your point man. Pizza makes your hands dirty and you possibly spill some tomato sauce on your hands or controller, not very comfortable. I prefer to eat first and play second. Unless you're a fat bastard who needs to eat every conceivable moment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vivalavendredi Posted January 10, 2013 Share Posted January 10, 2013 Yes I do but that's real life and this is GTA. In real life I can sniff the fresh air and sometimes see something interesting. In GTAIV peds mostly behave the same, it's honestly not that exciting. And your roleplaying isn't that realistic either, since 5 minutes in real life is 5 hours in GTA time. Nobody would stand still for five hours. And I don't shut it off either, I just pause the game. Don't take my posts too serious man! For me it's different - who cares. When I eat pizza, it's sliced, so I can bite into it from time to time, while even standing on a rooftop killing people in GTA or while driving. Pizza isn't a candle light dinner. It's the first day we can play GTA - why should I pause the game and eat several minutes if I can eat while playing. I really don't get your point man. Pizza makes your hands dirty and you possibly spill some tomato sauce on your hands or controller, not very comfortable. I prefer to eat first and play second. Unless you're a fat bastard who needs to eat every conceivable moment. Then do what you have to do, kiddy I hope your mommy is proud of your behaviour Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raynos Posted January 10, 2013 Share Posted January 10, 2013 Yes I do but that's real life and this is GTA. In real life I can sniff the fresh air and sometimes see something interesting. In GTAIV peds mostly behave the same, it's honestly not that exciting. And your roleplaying isn't that realistic either, since 5 minutes in real life is 5 hours in GTA time. Nobody would stand still for five hours. And I don't shut it off either, I just pause the game. Ok JustRob. For you it's boring and makes no sense. For me it's about getting lost in the atmosphere. Heck, when I'm free roaming I'm usually obeying the road rules and ensuring that my car does not get damaged, not even a scratch. I even use the car wash to keep my Black Sentinel spotless. It's just how I do and I only do it that way in GTA. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vivalavendredi Posted January 10, 2013 Share Posted January 10, 2013 Yes I do but that's real life and this is GTA. In real life I can sniff the fresh air and sometimes see something interesting. In GTAIV peds mostly behave the same, it's honestly not that exciting. And your roleplaying isn't that realistic either, since 5 minutes in real life is 5 hours in GTA time. Nobody would stand still for five hours. And I don't shut it off either, I just pause the game. Ok JustRob. For you it's boring and makes no sense. For me it's about getting lost in the atmosphere. Heck, when I'm free roaming I'm usually obeying the road rules and ensuring that my car does not get damaged, not even a scratch. I even use the car wash to keep my Black Sentinel spotless. It's just how I do and I only do it that way in GTA. yeah, we roll the same way, buddy @JustRob: Again - don't take me serious. I was just kidding. Eat whenever you want to man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustRob Posted January 10, 2013 Share Posted January 10, 2013 Yes I do but that's real life and this is GTA. In real life I can sniff the fresh air and sometimes see something interesting. In GTAIV peds mostly behave the same, it's honestly not that exciting. And your roleplaying isn't that realistic either, since 5 minutes in real life is 5 hours in GTA time. Nobody would stand still for five hours. And I don't shut it off either, I just pause the game. Ok JustRob. For you it's boring and makes no sense. For me it's about getting lost in the atmosphere. Heck, when I'm free roaming I'm usually obeying the road rules and ensuring that my car does not get damaged, not even a scratch. I even use the car wash to keep my Black Sentinel spotless. It's just how I do and I only do it that way in GTA. That's just so dumb, GTA is about being able to give the finger to the rules, why the hell would you stop for traffic lights etc lol. Go play a driving simulator. You must really have tons of patience and free time if you're doing all that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedDagger Posted January 10, 2013 Share Posted January 10, 2013 Yes I do but that's real life and this is GTA. In real life I can sniff the fresh air and sometimes see something interesting. In GTAIV peds mostly behave the same, it's honestly not that exciting. And your roleplaying isn't that realistic either, since 5 minutes in real life is 5 hours in GTA time. Nobody would stand still for five hours. And I don't shut it off either, I just pause the game. Ok JustRob. For you it's boring and makes no sense. For me it's about getting lost in the atmosphere. Heck, when I'm free roaming I'm usually obeying the road rules and ensuring that my car does not get damaged, not even a scratch. I even use the car wash to keep my Black Sentinel spotless. It's just how I do and I only do it that way in GTA. That's just so dumb, GTA is about being able to give the finger to the rules, why the hell would you stop for traffic lights etc lol. Go play a driving simulator. You must really have tons of patience and free time if you're doing all that. You are trolling, right? You even said 'go play x', which means you have got to be trolling, yes? The atmosphere you can get from GTA is amazing. Playing with headphones and hearing everything just adds to the experience. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vormek Posted January 10, 2013 Share Posted January 10, 2013 Hahaha you guys are funny. Awesome how my pizza eating post sparked into a hot debate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Showstopper 26 Posted January 10, 2013 Share Posted January 10, 2013 I'm not going to watch any game play of it only the 3rd trailer and look at a few pictures then when it's like 2-3 months to release i'm going to flush it out of my mind so it goes by fast then when it's about to release like 3-2 days i'll watch 1 video of game play to get my hype back up. We're about 3 months from launch now. It'll be April 10th in 3 months. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProjectGTA Posted January 10, 2013 Share Posted January 10, 2013 Not playing any game till GTA V because I have too much projects to do but once it comes out I will buy a new controller and Xbox live membership! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XxcamptechxX Posted January 10, 2013 Share Posted January 10, 2013 Like someone said earlier not playing any GTA games until it releases. Just picked up a Brand new Vizio LED 32" TV as well as some Dr Dre beats SPECIFICALLY for GTAV Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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