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210. Do a backflip on a quad bike.

211. do a double back flip on an atv.

212. Do a triple back flip....get ready....on a BMX bike. Yeah, I know.

213: off mount chilliad.

214. Naked.

215. In the rain

216. While f*cking Michaels wife

217. And holding an ice cream cone

218. as trevor.

 

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210. Do a backflip on a quad bike.

211. do a double back flip on an atv.

212. Do a triple back flip....get ready....on a BMX bike. Yeah, I know.

213: off mount chilliad.

214. Naked.

215. In the rain

216. While f*cking Michaels wife

217. And holding an ice cream cone

218. as trevor.

219. Whilst smoking a ciggie

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its not worth numbering seeing as the target was reached (albeit with no imagination apparent), i'll throw my idea in

 

as michael and trevor, learn as much as you can about the street gang situation in the city, and use the knowledge to cause as much trouble as you can through covert violence, in the hope you can make the game's AI turn the streets into semi open warfare, all the while using what ever capability the game allows to flood the streets with guns and drugs, when you've pushed the system to the limit, self refer as "the man"

er..... no

 

FAIL

 

You NOT the man... anyone who self appoints themselves as 'THE MAN' is seriously NOT 'The Man'.

 

'The big headed state the bloody obvious turd burglar' yes

 

'The Man'... eeeerrrrrr NO

someone really needs to calm down, check the reference, and then sit back down quietly

Are you 'The Man' (lol)?

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I'll find a plane, pick a random direction to fly and get as high as possible then jump out. From where I land I'll need to find my way back to my house.

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its not worth numbering seeing as the target was reached (albeit with no imagination apparent), i'll throw my idea in

 

as michael and trevor, learn as much as you can about the street gang situation in the city, and use the knowledge to cause as much trouble as you can through covert violence, in the hope you can make the game's AI turn the streets into semi open warfare, all the while using what ever capability the game allows to flood the streets with guns and drugs, when you've pushed the system to the limit, self refer as "the man"

er..... no

 

FAIL

 

You NOT the man... anyone who self appoints themselves as 'THE MAN' is seriously NOT 'The Man'.

 

'The big headed state the bloody obvious turd burglar' yes

 

'The Man'... eeeerrrrrr NO

someone really needs to calm down, check the reference, and then sit back down quietly

Are you 'The Man' (lol)?

no, but i get the idea you have no idea what blaxploitation or sarcastic deprecation are, so, in the words of black dynamite

 

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I feel bad for the poor wretch who wants to try the entire bucket list since it seems like half of this stuff won't even be possible. XD

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181:

 

Spend one/two full ingame day/s watching the NPCs, game mechanics, day/night switches, traffic, and analysing all the political and satirical details of GTA V!!!!

This, maybe one week watching and seeking cool.gificon14.gif

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its not worth numbering seeing as the target was reached (albeit with no imagination apparent), i'll throw my idea in

 

as michael and trevor, learn as much as you can about the street gang situation in the city, and use the knowledge to cause as much trouble as you can through covert violence, in the hope you can make the game's AI turn the streets into semi open warfare, all the while using what ever capability the game allows to flood the streets with guns and drugs, when you've pushed the system to the limit, self refer as "the man"

er..... no

 

FAIL

 

You NOT the man... anyone who self appoints themselves as 'THE MAN' is seriously NOT 'The Man'.

 

'The big headed state the bloody obvious turd burglar' yes

 

'The Man'... eeeerrrrrr NO

someone really needs to calm down, check the reference, and then sit back down quietly

Are you 'The Man' (lol)?

Awwww, you killed it.

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Punch a gang member, and then stand behind a police officer until the gang member punches him, causing a shootout between the police and a gang devil.gif

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225) Set up a private online free roam multiplayer match.

 

Everyone gets jetski's and heads for the Salton Sea.

 

Uzi only match to the death.

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gta5freemode4eva
its not worth numbering seeing as the target was reached (albeit with no imagination apparent), i'll throw my idea in

 

as michael and trevor, learn as much as you can about the street gang situation in the city, and use the knowledge to cause as much trouble as you can through covert violence, in the hope you can make the game's AI turn the streets into semi open warfare, all the while using what ever capability the game allows to flood the streets with guns and drugs, when you've pushed the system to the limit, self refer as "the man"

er..... no

 

FAIL

 

You NOT the man... anyone who self appoints themselves as 'THE MAN' is seriously NOT 'The Man'.

 

'The big headed state the bloody obvious turd burglar' yes

 

'The Man'... eeeerrrrrr NO

someone really needs to calm down, check the reference, and then sit back down quietly

Are you 'The Man' (lol)?

no, but i get the idea you have no idea what blaxploitation or sarcastic deprecation are, so, in the words of black dynamite

 

If you were joking then thats ok. Im sure the 200 people that put ideas in, and you said they were lame in more or less words, will be happy.

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its not worth numbering seeing as the target was reached (albeit with no imagination apparent), i'll throw my idea in

 

as michael and trevor, learn as much as you can about the street gang situation in the city, and use the knowledge to cause as much trouble as you can through covert violence, in the hope you can make the game's AI turn the streets into semi open warfare, all the while using what ever capability the game allows to flood the streets with guns and drugs, when you've pushed the system to the limit, self refer as "the man"

er..... no

 

FAIL

 

You NOT the man... anyone who self appoints themselves as 'THE MAN' is seriously NOT 'The Man'.

 

'The big headed state the bloody obvious turd burglar' yes

 

'The Man'... eeeerrrrrr NO

someone really needs to calm down, check the reference, and then sit back down quietly

Are you 'The Man' (lol)?

no, but i get the idea you have no idea what blaxploitation or sarcastic deprecation are, so, in the words of black dynamite

 

If you were joking then thats ok. Im sure the 200 people that put ideas in, and you said they were lame in more or less words, will be happy.

i never said anyone's imput was lame, and i never said i wouldn't do this, it's just you took me for being egotistical, as opposed to being retro and kitsch, but seeing as you're having to ask me, i get the idea i'm not exactly debating with someone who'd understand a concept like this, so, yeah?

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Kill many cops and then search for a place so the cops can't get you.

 

Plane crash against the highest building in the map.

 

Go with someone in a submarine, go deep under water and then get out.

 

EPIC ------>

 

When you are playing with Michael, take a hooker in your car and f*ck her in front of your house while your wife is inside.

 

 

 

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(enter number here)

 

I've gotta take the Mustang equivalent, and drive the roads nearest to the edges of the map, all the way around, and back to where I started, while playing their best radio station.

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Parkour the crap out of LS.

Enter every single interior and see what the highest building I could scale is; no stairs of helicopters, just hands and feet.

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gta5freemode4eva
its not worth numbering seeing as the target was reached (albeit with no imagination apparent), i'll throw my idea in

 

as michael and trevor, learn as much as you can about the street gang situation in the city, and use the knowledge to cause as much trouble as you can through covert violence, in the hope you can make the game's AI turn the streets into semi open warfare, all the while using what ever capability the game allows to flood the streets with guns and drugs, when you've pushed the system to the limit, self refer as "the man"

er..... no

 

FAIL

 

You NOT the man... anyone who self appoints themselves as 'THE MAN' is seriously NOT 'The Man'.

 

'The big headed state the bloody obvious turd burglar' yes

 

'The Man'... eeeerrrrrr NO

someone really needs to calm down, check the reference, and then sit back down quietly

Are you 'The Man' (lol)?

no, but i get the idea you have no idea what blaxploitation or sarcastic deprecation are, so, in the words of black dynamite

 

If you were joking then thats ok. Im sure the 200 people that put ideas in, and you said they were lame in more or less words, will be happy.

i never said anyone's imput was lame, and i never said i wouldn't do this, it's just you took me for being egotistical, as opposed to being retro and kitsch, but seeing as you're having to ask me, i get the idea i'm not exactly debating with someone who'd understand a concept like this, so, yeah?

I'm sorry for going off what you said, *sighs* which was 'its not worth numbering seeing as the target was reached (albeit with no imagination apparent)' so if they were not imaginative... maybe they were UNimaginative...

 

Definition of unimaginative

 

adjective

not readily using or demonstrating the use of the imagination; stolid and somewhat dull.

 

...Soooo you kinda DID state that the ideas were lame!

 

Retro? Hmm, you come across as insulting dear boy. The same way you just tried to insult me with your last comment.

 

You seem just arrogant and rude, but hey, whatever you think is clever eh?

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its not worth numbering seeing as the target was reached (albeit with no imagination apparent), i'll throw my idea in

 

as michael and trevor, learn as much as you can about the street gang situation in the city, and use the knowledge to cause as much trouble as you can through covert violence, in the hope you can make the game's AI turn the streets into semi open warfare, all the while using what ever capability the game allows to flood the streets with guns and drugs, when you've pushed the system to the limit, self refer as "the man"

er..... no

 

FAIL

 

You NOT the man... anyone who self appoints themselves as 'THE MAN' is seriously NOT 'The Man'.

 

'The big headed state the bloody obvious turd burglar' yes

 

'The Man'... eeeerrrrrr NO

someone really needs to calm down, check the reference, and then sit back down quietly

Are you 'The Man' (lol)?

no, but i get the idea you have no idea what blaxploitation or sarcastic deprecation are, so, in the words of black dynamite

 

If you were joking then thats ok. Im sure the 200 people that put ideas in, and you said they were lame in more or less words, will be happy.

i never said anyone's imput was lame, and i never said i wouldn't do this, it's just you took me for being egotistical, as opposed to being retro and kitsch, but seeing as you're having to ask me, i get the idea i'm not exactly debating with someone who'd understand a concept like this, so, yeah?

I'm sorry for going off what you said, *sighs* which was 'its not worth numbering seeing as the target was reached (albeit with no imagination apparent)' so if they were not imaginative... maybe they were UNimaginative...

 

Definition of unimaginative

 

adjective

not readily using or demonstrating the use of the imagination; stolid and somewhat dull.

 

...Soooo you kinda DID state that the ideas were lame!

 

Retro? Hmm, you come across as insulting dear boy. The same way you just tried to insult me with your last comment.

 

You seem just arrogant and rude, but hey, whatever you think is clever eh?

that was aimed at the one person who decided to put six ideas down, all of which were pretty lame, besides, him, i had no quarrel

 

as for being arrogant and rude, i'm pretty sure you're the one who said

 

"er..... no

 

FAIL

 

You NOT the man... anyone who self appoints themselves as 'THE MAN' is seriously NOT 'The Man'.

 

'The big headed state the bloody obvious turd burglar' yes

 

'The Man'... eeeerrrrrr NO"

 

as for feeling insulted, well, if you can't admit you were foolish in your response, then i am gonna call you an idiot, because if you can't realize it this far into the debate, i'm going to assume your own personal arrogance makes it difficult for you to process when you are wrong, so yeah, like i said, chillax, think before you post, and when in doubt, "stfu when grown folks is talkin!",

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gta5freemode4eva
its not worth numbering seeing as the target was reached (albeit with no imagination apparent), i'll throw my idea in

 

as michael and trevor, learn as much as you can about the street gang situation in the city, and use the knowledge to cause as much trouble as you can through covert violence, in the hope you can make the game's AI turn the streets into semi open warfare, all the while using what ever capability the game allows to flood the streets with guns and drugs, when you've pushed the system to the limit, self refer as "the man"

er..... no

 

FAIL

 

You NOT the man... anyone who self appoints themselves as 'THE MAN' is seriously NOT 'The Man'.

 

'The big headed state the bloody obvious turd burglar' yes

 

'The Man'... eeeerrrrrr NO

someone really needs to calm down, check the reference, and then sit back down quietly

Are you 'The Man' (lol)?

no, but i get the idea you have no idea what blaxploitation or sarcastic deprecation are, so, in the words of black dynamite

 

If you were joking then thats ok. Im sure the 200 people that put ideas in, and you said they were lame in more or less words, will be happy.

i never said anyone's imput was lame, and i never said i wouldn't do this, it's just you took me for being egotistical, as opposed to being retro and kitsch, but seeing as you're having to ask me, i get the idea i'm not exactly debating with someone who'd understand a concept like this, so, yeah?

I'm sorry for going off what you said, *sighs* which was 'its not worth numbering seeing as the target was reached (albeit with no imagination apparent)' so if they were not imaginative... maybe they were UNimaginative...

 

Definition of unimaginative

 

adjective

not readily using or demonstrating the use of the imagination; stolid and somewhat dull.

 

...Soooo you kinda DID state that the ideas were lame!

 

Retro? Hmm, you come across as insulting dear boy. The same way you just tried to insult me with your last comment.

 

You seem just arrogant and rude, but hey, whatever you think is clever eh?

that was aimed at the one person who decided to put six ideas down, all of which were pretty lame, besides, him, i had no quarrel

 

as for being arrogant and rude, i'm pretty sure you're the one who said

 

"er..... no

 

FAIL

 

You NOT the man... anyone who self appoints themselves as 'THE MAN' is seriously NOT 'The Man'.

 

'The big headed state the bloody obvious turd burglar' yes

 

'The Man'... eeeerrrrrr NO"

 

as for feeling insulted, well, if you can't admit you were foolish in your response, then i am gonna call you an idiot, because if you can't realize it this far into the debate, i'm going to assume your own personal arrogance makes it difficult for you to process when you are wrong, so yeah, like i said, chillax, think before you post, and when in doubt, "stfu when grown folks is talkin!",

I am relaxed, don't worry about that. My insult to you was due to your insult, or can't realize see that? It was called a reaction/retaliation. Your again also stating that it is ok to insult people? If it was directed at that 1 person, is it ok to insult him and his ideas? nice call, good morals you live by. You also didn't at any time state where or whom your insult was aimed at! We are supposed to be mind readers I guess?! In response to your immature remark 'stfu when grown folks is talkin' ... how old are you!?

 

Note - just for you you special lil guy - if you insult people they might be offended and Retaliate. You think I can't admit when I'm wrong, that is rich coming from you. Oh dear god help this wee poor boy! Do I need to quote your first line again? ...

 

In fact I'm getting bored of this. Just admit that you were wrong to insult folks and be rude in the 1st place and then this whole matter can be laid to rest.

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its not worth numbering seeing as the target was reached (albeit with no imagination apparent), i'll throw my idea in

 

as michael and trevor, learn as much as you can about the street gang situation in the city, and use the knowledge to cause as much trouble as you can through covert violence, in the hope you can make the game's AI turn the streets into semi open warfare, all the while using what ever capability the game allows to flood the streets with guns and drugs, when you've pushed the system to the limit, self refer as "the man"

er..... no

 

FAIL

 

You NOT the man... anyone who self appoints themselves as 'THE MAN' is seriously NOT 'The Man'.

 

'The big headed state the bloody obvious turd burglar' yes

 

'The Man'... eeeerrrrrr NO

someone really needs to calm down, check the reference, and then sit back down quietly

Are you 'The Man' (lol)?

no, but i get the idea you have no idea what blaxploitation or sarcastic deprecation are, so, in the words of black dynamite

 

If you were joking then thats ok. Im sure the 200 people that put ideas in, and you said they were lame in more or less words, will be happy.

i never said anyone's imput was lame, and i never said i wouldn't do this, it's just you took me for being egotistical, as opposed to being retro and kitsch, but seeing as you're having to ask me, i get the idea i'm not exactly debating with someone who'd understand a concept like this, so, yeah?

I'm sorry for going off what you said, *sighs* which was 'its not worth numbering seeing as the target was reached (albeit with no imagination apparent)' so if they were not imaginative... maybe they were UNimaginative...

 

Definition of unimaginative

 

adjective

not readily using or demonstrating the use of the imagination; stolid and somewhat dull.

 

...Soooo you kinda DID state that the ideas were lame!

 

Retro? Hmm, you come across as insulting dear boy. The same way you just tried to insult me with your last comment.

 

You seem just arrogant and rude, but hey, whatever you think is clever eh?

that was aimed at the one person who decided to put six ideas down, all of which were pretty lame, besides, him, i had no quarrel

 

as for being arrogant and rude, i'm pretty sure you're the one who said

 

"er..... no

 

FAIL

 

You NOT the man... anyone who self appoints themselves as 'THE MAN' is seriously NOT 'The Man'.

 

'The big headed state the bloody obvious turd burglar' yes

 

'The Man'... eeeerrrrrr NO"

 

as for feeling insulted, well, if you can't admit you were foolish in your response, then i am gonna call you an idiot, because if you can't realize it this far into the debate, i'm going to assume your own personal arrogance makes it difficult for you to process when you are wrong, so yeah, like i said, chillax, think before you post, and when in doubt, "stfu when grown folks is talkin!",

I am relaxed, don't worry about that. My insult to you was due to your insult, or can't realize see that? It was called a reaction/retaliation. Your again also stating that it is ok to insult people? If it was directed at that 1 person, is it ok to insult him and his ideas? nice call, good morals you live by. You also didn't at any time state where or whom your insult was aimed at! We are supposed to be mind readers I guess?! In response to your immature remark 'stfu when grown folks is talkin' ... how old are you!?

 

Note - just for you you special lil guy - if you insult people they might be offended and Retaliate. You think I can't admit when I'm wrong, that is rich coming from you. Oh dear god help this wee poor boy! Do I need to quote your first line again? ...

 

In fact I'm getting bored of this. Just admit that you were wrong to insult folks and be rude in the 1st place and then this whole matter can be laid to rest.

at the time numerous people had complained about the individual in question, contextually, it didn't seem an issue, as for insulting one person, then going on my morality based on doing so, how does that absolve you in insulting me, if you had called me on insulting that person rationally in the first place, you'd have a point, but seeing as you didn't you don't

 

as for the quote, it was an attempt at reiterating the video, but alas, you seem to have this inability to stomach pop culture references

 

as for an apology you are right, i should apologize to the initially intended recipient of the mild insult, if he feels the need to here it i am sorry, if you are looking for an apology, i will state that i am fully convinced your intelligence if measured would be below average, until you can prove otherwise, i will not apologize

 

if you are bored, then why are you telling me, and merely not responding?

 

also, if you are not the injured party, and are merely a moral crusader, how is this at all relative to a retaliation?

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My intelligence has been measured thank you. Mensa Membership (have a look on the internet...).

 

As for not responding... I was baffled that you couldn't understand that you had been rude and I was trying to help to see that you had been. After holding your hand and guiding you through what, you know, you had said, well your argument since has finally accepted that you were rude. It was a struggle but you got there, and thanks for proving me right. I reckon the long look down at people past your nose is quite hard... seriously, you give off quite a snobbish vibe. Are you of a higher class than most? Are working class people beneath you?

 

Referencing pop culture, alas I do not know where you got the quote. I can see a youtube box but it doesn't work.

 

Final point (this means last point) ... Until you prove your intelligence, I'm afraid I still see you as an arrogant rude retard.

 

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I want to get a full multiplayer match together and have everyone get 18 wheelers. Then we'll take a nice cruise to the countryside and have a demolition derby on Mt. Chilliad.

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My intelligence has been measured thank you. Mensa Membership (have a look on the internet...).

 

As for not responding... I was baffled that you couldn't understand that you had been rude and I was trying to help to see that you had been. After holding your hand and guiding you through what, you know, you had said, well your argument since has finally accepted that you were rude. It was a struggle but you got there, and thanks for proving me right. I reckon the long look down at people past your nose is quite hard... seriously, you give off quite a snobbish vibe. Are you of a higher class than most? Are working class people beneath you?

 

Referencing pop culture, alas I do not know where you got the quote. I can see a youtube box but it doesn't work.

 

Final point (this means last point) ... Until you prove your intelligence, I'm afraid I still see you as an arrogant rude retard.

have a look for "gta5freemode4eva mensa membership"? come now, you are being ludicrous

 

no, i knew exactly what i was doing, you were the one who put into this free for all circle jerk you like to continue to perpetuate (and will probably talk about next time you and your mensa buddies have a gathering to remind one another that you are special and everyone should have realized that back in the day), but i am damned if i couldn't see your attempt to help me in calling me a "bald headed turd burgler"

 

further more that wasn't your point until much later, i can't understand how you could have the audacity to remain this confused with me when you yourself were not clear

 

it also has nothing to do with where i am socially, i insulted someone mildly on a forum, in among others, for being selfish, if you felt personally offended by this, you are clearly lacking in the wisdom needed to support your intelligence

 

as for the video, it was clearly the source of the quote, if you had put it into google (which would have taken all of 5 seconds away from your life) you probably could have worked out where it was and what it had to do with the argument

 

and i don't really care if you think of me like that, you'll be the boy with his mensa card who's wasted several days talking about something that was never about him with an arrogant rude retard, all the while chucking about the word arrogant when he is elitist about his intelligence by definition (if he is what he claims to be)

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