michaelfiamski Posted December 17, 2012 Share Posted December 17, 2012 Last week I was playing TLAD when I happened to stumble upon the penis of Thomas Stubbs III during the mission 'Politics'. My father walked by at that exact moment, and asked me what I was watching. I quickly skipped the cutscene, and explained to him that it was just a game. He kept asking me why I was looking at a naked man with his penis out, and I tried telling him that it was the mission-giver who had just gotten a massage. Needless to say, I was grounded for a week, my PS3 was taken away from me during that time, and my parents constantly ask me if I'm homosexual after this incident. Please Rockstar, for the love of God, can you not put male nudity in GTA V? My parents are fine with me watching naked women, but according to them watching a naked man onscreen in a video game is out of the question. They told me that if GTA V contains male nudity, they will not buy me the game... What do you guys think? Should Rockstar put male nudity in GTA V? Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/538078-naked-guys-in-cutscenes/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss Darko Posted December 17, 2012 Share Posted December 17, 2012 :| Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/538078-naked-guys-in-cutscenes/?do=findComment&comment=1062049921 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irish Thunder Baby Posted December 17, 2012 Share Posted December 17, 2012 Hilarious. Your parents will view you differently for the rest of your life -_- Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/538078-naked-guys-in-cutscenes/?do=findComment&comment=1062049922 Share on other sites More sharing options...
BullworthAcademy Posted December 17, 2012 Share Posted December 17, 2012 NO MALE NUDITY! I'm sure that most of the fans aren't gay. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/538078-naked-guys-in-cutscenes/?do=findComment&comment=1062049925 Share on other sites More sharing options...
universetwisters Posted December 17, 2012 Share Posted December 17, 2012 I want there to be a male strip club that Michael abandons his wife and kids to join, just to see your reaction. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/538078-naked-guys-in-cutscenes/?do=findComment&comment=1062049926 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank.s Posted December 17, 2012 Share Posted December 17, 2012 You (actually, your parents) bought you an adult rated game so you should deal with the implications and consequences. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/538078-naked-guys-in-cutscenes/?do=findComment&comment=1062049928 Share on other sites More sharing options...
HolyStoner187 Posted December 17, 2012 Share Posted December 17, 2012 Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/538078-naked-guys-in-cutscenes/?do=findComment&comment=1062049930 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss Darko Posted December 17, 2012 Share Posted December 17, 2012 NO MALE NUDITY!I'm sure that most of the fans aren't gay. Do you think R* had that scene there to titillate us? We're meant to be disgusted by that guy. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/538078-naked-guys-in-cutscenes/?do=findComment&comment=1062049932 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sneakerhead. Posted December 17, 2012 Share Posted December 17, 2012 I think that's a little too far, but I don't want to see no f*cking naked man, and I am sure that a large majority of the forum will agree. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/538078-naked-guys-in-cutscenes/?do=findComment&comment=1062049933 Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClaudeSpeed1911 Posted December 17, 2012 Share Posted December 17, 2012 Half naked strippers FTW. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/538078-naked-guys-in-cutscenes/?do=findComment&comment=1062049939 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alenko Posted December 17, 2012 Share Posted December 17, 2012 HAHAHAHAHAHA OMGZ. That's pretty hilarious man! What are you watching, son? "Oh ho, nothing, just gay porn" We have yet to see real female boobies and R* gives us a real man dick. Why R* why?! Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/538078-naked-guys-in-cutscenes/?do=findComment&comment=1062049940 Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreatestEver23 Posted December 17, 2012 Share Posted December 17, 2012 So let's talk about it... Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/538078-naked-guys-in-cutscenes/?do=findComment&comment=1062049941 Share on other sites More sharing options...
PutAQuarterIn Posted December 17, 2012 Share Posted December 17, 2012 (edited) So they should censor themselves because you're too young to rightfully play the game? Tell your folks that your not gay, your just not old enough for the rating of the game. Then show him how you can pick up hookers, I bet he will LOVE that. Edited December 17, 2012 by PutAQuarterIn Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/538078-naked-guys-in-cutscenes/?do=findComment&comment=1062049944 Share on other sites More sharing options...
United_Stealth Posted December 17, 2012 Share Posted December 17, 2012 You need to talk to your parents insteed of asking rockstar to remove some humor and freedom -.- gsus christ it's only a penis... 50% of the people has one Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/538078-naked-guys-in-cutscenes/?do=findComment&comment=1062049955 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gtaman_92 Posted December 17, 2012 Share Posted December 17, 2012 LMAO. That sh*t was funny. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/538078-naked-guys-in-cutscenes/?do=findComment&comment=1062049975 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Njale Posted December 17, 2012 Share Posted December 17, 2012 Why is it normal to put a dick in a video game but not a vagina? Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/538078-naked-guys-in-cutscenes/?do=findComment&comment=1062049977 Share on other sites More sharing options...
lll-H-I-M-lll Posted December 17, 2012 Share Posted December 17, 2012 (edited) oh dear hahaha ask your dad if his porn collection is penis free i bet it isn't Edited December 17, 2012 by harbujahn the great Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/538078-naked-guys-in-cutscenes/?do=findComment&comment=1062049979 Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheJasonGallant Posted December 17, 2012 Share Posted December 17, 2012 (edited) First of all, your parents are some serious morons if they think like that. And second, if your parents reacted like that, that means that you are WAY too young to play this kind of games. Seriously though, that scene did not discuss me or did not do anything else because it's just a scene and there is no sexual acts in that scene in any way. This is how men are made and I'm not discussed of seeing a man naked. Also, R* do what they want. There is no reason to them to change anything or censure anything since the rating for GTA is always at least 17+ (depends where you live) So, if those kind of games give you troubles, that means that you shouldn't play that kind of games. Why is it normal to put a dick in a video game but not a vagina? You can pretty much put everything in video games now. It's just because they don't do it. Edited December 17, 2012 by TheJasonGallant Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/538078-naked-guys-in-cutscenes/?do=findComment&comment=1062049993 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bitches_Brew Posted December 17, 2012 Share Posted December 17, 2012 Needless to say, I was grounded for a week, my PS3 was taken away from me during that time.. What do you guys think? i think if you got grounded....your not old enough to play this game. it's for big boys. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/538078-naked-guys-in-cutscenes/?do=findComment&comment=1062049999 Share on other sites More sharing options...
simonp92 Posted December 17, 2012 Share Posted December 17, 2012 Last week I was playing TLAD when I happened to stumble upon the penis of Thomas Stubbs III during the mission 'Politics'. My father walked by at that exact moment, and asked me what I was watching. I quickly skipped the cutscene, and explained to him that it was just a game. He kept asking me why I was looking at a naked man with his penis out, and I tried telling him that it was the mission-giver who had just gotten a massage. Needless to say, I was grounded for a week, my PS3 was taken away from me during that time, and my parents constantly ask me if I'm homosexual after this incident. Please Rockstar, for the love of God, can you not put male nudity in GTA V? My parents are fine with me watching naked women, but according to them watching a naked man onscreen in a video game is out of the question. They told me that if GTA V contains male nudity, they will not buy me the game... What do you guys think? Should Rockstar put male nudity in GTA V? I laugh at your misfortune... I'm terrible I know, but that's freaking funny. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/538078-naked-guys-in-cutscenes/?do=findComment&comment=1062050001 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evil.Tim Posted December 17, 2012 Share Posted December 17, 2012 Wow, OP. You're obviously such a fa**ot. Were you seriously watching at a video game character's penis? You should go to therapy, I heard homosexuality is curable if you treat it early enough. Luckily, you sound young. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/538078-naked-guys-in-cutscenes/?do=findComment&comment=1062050008 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chm0 Posted December 17, 2012 Share Posted December 17, 2012 I can't stop laughing hahaha Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/538078-naked-guys-in-cutscenes/?do=findComment&comment=1062050013 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Degrees Posted December 17, 2012 Share Posted December 17, 2012 lol you can't make this s*** up. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/538078-naked-guys-in-cutscenes/?do=findComment&comment=1062050021 Share on other sites More sharing options...
golf wang Posted December 17, 2012 Share Posted December 17, 2012 Hahahahahaa this was too funny. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/538078-naked-guys-in-cutscenes/?do=findComment&comment=1062050026 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jordan_Philip Posted December 17, 2012 Share Posted December 17, 2012 I want there to be a male strip club that Michael abandons his wife and kids to join, just to see your reaction. That and the most hardcore buttsex cutscenes that activate only when his ps3 senses his dad in the room. Just dicks galore Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/538078-naked-guys-in-cutscenes/?do=findComment&comment=1062050031 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss Darko Posted December 17, 2012 Share Posted December 17, 2012 I want there to be a male strip club that Michael abandons his wife and kids to join, just to see your reaction. That and the most hardcore buttsex cutscenes that activate only when his ps3 senses his dad in the room. Just dicks galore Just, so many penises. In so many butts. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/538078-naked-guys-in-cutscenes/?do=findComment&comment=1062050037 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jordan_Philip Posted December 17, 2012 Share Posted December 17, 2012 I shouldnt even make fun lol im the guy with gay tony for an avatar Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/538078-naked-guys-in-cutscenes/?do=findComment&comment=1062050047 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Degrees Posted December 17, 2012 Share Posted December 17, 2012 I shouldnt even make fun lol im the guy with gay tony for an avatar Nothing wrong with a little bit of Gay Tony. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/538078-naked-guys-in-cutscenes/?do=findComment&comment=1062050055 Share on other sites More sharing options...
suicidehummer Posted December 17, 2012 Share Posted December 17, 2012 Haha wow, your parents must be incredibly dumb and reactionary, not to mention homophobic. But that's america for ya... I gotta wonder tho, if seeing a penis is traumatic to these ppl, do they freak out and call themselves fags every time they take a piss? Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/538078-naked-guys-in-cutscenes/?do=findComment&comment=1062050061 Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeadZombie Posted December 17, 2012 Share Posted December 17, 2012 Even though that sucks. Sad thing being grounded I heard only makes it worse. But reality to say that this forum is pure male and no female or gay males is retarded. And if you don't like penis in your games then don't play them. Or you could just be comfortable with your sexuality Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/538078-naked-guys-in-cutscenes/?do=findComment&comment=1062050062 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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