dagangsta Posted November 25, 2012 Share Posted November 25, 2012 Well it's like this, we're looking for some adventure so we take our patriot and go to a wild fields and we'll be able to hunt down a buffalo, put in our patriots trunk, go to forest, start a fire, cut it in pieces, cook it and eat it, then we put up our wood branches shelter and go to sleep, after we wake up we see our patriot got stolen and we need to take a sh*t and then we have wash in the river, walk far into the woods and climb up onto the tree to look for civilisation and we find a birds nest with some eggs, take them and go back to our little camp and cook them. then we build a wooden raft, and go to the nearby river, we stop as we need to have a sh*t and while we're in the bush we see a big foot, we come close to it's back and stab it to death, we eat it and go back to our raft and fall asleep. we wake up and find ourselves on vespucci beach with people staring at us, we go home and look in the mirrior, and we look like a big foot, we think 'oh f*ck, i shouldn't have had eaten that creature'. my vision of GTA Bear Brylls Stories. What do you think of this ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faizanali Posted November 25, 2012 Share Posted November 25, 2012 Why are you people coming up with stupid ideas? (Sun is setting down, Better drink my own pee) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlacknWhite Posted November 25, 2012 Share Posted November 25, 2012 You're obviously trollin' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
universetwisters Posted November 25, 2012 Share Posted November 25, 2012 you can't be real... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jalaldinhoo Posted November 25, 2012 Share Posted November 25, 2012 I don’t think we will have license plate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VATG Posted November 26, 2012 Share Posted November 26, 2012 LLLMMMFFFAAAOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! you gotta love GTAF!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carlover325 Posted November 26, 2012 Share Posted November 26, 2012 I don't want to take the Patriot hunting. The Patriot is all flash and no substance. I'll take the Mesa Grande. Much better for getting into tight spots in the forest. And it won't get stolen because I will install a hidden ignition kill switch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rajtheindian Posted November 26, 2012 Share Posted November 26, 2012 Good thing i can barly read Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FortunateSon Posted November 26, 2012 Share Posted November 26, 2012 In the midst of the urban squawk. You find yourself escaping the cesspool of western civilisation and venture to an open wilderness. The vistas here are more akin to the natural merits of our world. You're a country man at heart and your brain tells you to follow it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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