Ryanbashaw Posted November 25, 2012 Share Posted November 25, 2012 @RyanbashawDude, everything you posted in there is a fake news story from February 2012... haha how did you know? do you work for rockstar? is december the launch? will there be haircuts? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adriaan Posted November 25, 2012 Share Posted November 25, 2012 @RyanbashawDude, everything you posted in there is a fake news story from February 2012... haha how did you know? do you work for rockstar? is december the launch? will there be haircuts? Because if you paste that quote into Google all you get is a bunch of crazy forums and Facebook pages. None of it is actually from a legitimate interview with The Benz. The only interview he did so far for GTAV was with IGN. What you pasted is from February... They didn't go into detail until this November. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hardly Posted November 25, 2012 Share Posted November 25, 2012 @RyanbashawDude, everything you posted in there is a fake news story from February 2012... haha how did you know? do you work for rockstar? is december the launch? will there be haircuts? You didn't really read the article you posted, did you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryanbashaw Posted November 25, 2012 Share Posted November 25, 2012 @RyanbashawDude, everything you posted in there is a fake news story from February 2012... haha how did you know? do you work for rockstar? is december the launch? will there be haircuts? You didn't really read the article you posted, did you? no but it seems plausable because micheal is old and when you are 40 you have to get a colonoscopy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djdiond Posted November 25, 2012 Share Posted November 25, 2012 I think haircuts will be included in the game. Source: Months after the release of the first official trailer for Grand Theft Auto V, details on the game have remained fairly scarce. Now however, information about the direction of the upcoming sequel is finally coming to light. “The greatest thing about the franchise’s last visit to San Andreas wasn’t the action, or story, or freedom to explore a huge, detailed world,” said The Benz, long-time producer of the GTA series. “It was the game’s meticulous attention to the protagonist’s physiology. If you ate too much, your character would become fat and sluggish; if he spent a lot of time at the gym he’d get stronger. That’s the sort of thing that gets people invested, that really makes them believe in the world of the game. With Grand Theft Auto V, we’re really pushing that to the forefront to make the most exciting open-world action game/health and personal hygiene simulator ever released.” GTA: San Andreas’ character development mechanics will be returning in even greater detail. While its predecessor’s tracking of the player’s physical condition was relatively simple, Grand Theft Auto V will have a much more detailed system. “It’s not just a matter of going to the gym, doing some button-mashing to lift some weights, and getting stronger. You’ve got to exercise all the major muscle groups- quads, lats, abdominals, everything- as well as aerobic exercise to maintain cardiovascular health. You’ll also have to maintain proper levels of hydration, have appropriate rest periods between sets, remember to wipe off the equipment afterward if you’re using an exercise machine- all the fascinating minutiae of exercise. “The player will have tremendous freedom to choose different training options according to the sort of development they want for their own character, whether it’s weight machines, treadmills, jogging, the StairMaster, free weights, isolation exercises, deadlifts, squats, or injecting various mixtures of anabolic steroids, amphetamines, and human and animal hormones into your buttocks. You’ll have to choose wisely, of course, or you may end up with a huge upper body and little stick legs, or be unable to throw a decent punch because you’ve developed huge biceps but neglected your triceps, or become so ‘roided up that you become an acne-covered, tiny-balled, man-bosomy rageaholic or, God forbid, a Gears of War character.” Other physical attributes of the main character will also play an important role during gameplay, requiring players to carefully monitor and manage things like their current bowel and bladder capacity, blood sugar, hair length, body odor, breath odor, blood pressure, cholesterol levels, beard length, sperm count, sun exposure and sunscreen SPF, fingernail and toenail length, blood alcohol content, risk of dangerous interactions between prescription medications, and many other important stats. “There will be a lot of challenging minigames to really bring the character to life,” The Benz said. “Showering, shaving, applying various creams and lotions, using the toilet, brushing your teeth, changing your contact lenses, ‘taking care of business’ when your character gets lonely, and lots of others. Videogame development is a conservative industry. I’m sure there are naysayers who will insist that fans of the Grand Theft Auto series won’t want to have to periodically interrupt the game’s usual intense intense action and excitement to play minigames that revolve around mashing buttons to successfully mix a protein shake, or maintain correct posture during a shoulder press, or douse yourself in aftershave to conceal how long it’s been since you’ve showered, but we believe gamers are a lot more open to innovation than they’re given credit for.” This traces back to February 25th 2012 on a site called robotgeek.co.uk (which is no longer operating) It has since been removed: http://robotgeek.co.uk/2012/02/25/not-nece...nane-minigames/ I would not call this source credible and even if it was, it has surely changed a lot since February 25th. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hardly Posted November 25, 2012 Share Posted November 25, 2012 no but it seems plausable because micheal is old and when you are 40 you have to get a colonoscopy Ah, true. Do you think we'll be able to give colonoscopies to random NPCs as well or will it be tied to one mission only? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryanbashaw Posted November 25, 2012 Share Posted November 25, 2012 no but it seems plausable because micheal is old and when you are 40 you have to get a colonoscopy Ah, true. Do you think we'll be able to give colonoscopies to random NPCs as well or will it be tied to one mission only? probably just a cut scene for a trailer or a mission only thing, but who knows. i think R*ecember is a go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sivaG Posted November 25, 2012 Share Posted November 25, 2012 yay i luv u adriaan. Hey baby. You got girlfriend? Me love you long time. dat movie great. full metal jacket all da way me luv u long time muah. this forum good On topic... hair style shud not be ridiclous like san andreas since rokstar go realism more Why is it that everytime I read your posts I can't help but imagine them being said in the voice of a little old shrill Chinese woman? He reminds me of Little Jacob. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PlaystationGamer266 Posted November 25, 2012 Share Posted November 25, 2012 Trevor looks like a total rapist with that hair cut Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hardly Posted November 25, 2012 Share Posted November 25, 2012 no but it seems plausable because micheal is old and when you are 40 you have to get a colonoscopy Ah, true. Do you think we'll be able to give colonoscopies to random NPCs as well or will it be tied to one mission only? probably just a cut scene for a trailer or a mission only thing, but who knows. i think R*ecember is a go. If there are no interactive colonoscopies in GTA V then I'm cancelling my preorder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boss7dm Posted November 25, 2012 Share Posted November 25, 2012 "swag" *cringes* haircuts wouldn't work in the "HD era", unless like you said they had some hair growth in the game. Why not? R* confirmed tattoos in in a interview , so why not haircuts? They just confirmed fat and muscle gain will not in the game Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClaudeSpeed1911 Posted November 25, 2012 Share Posted November 25, 2012 Lock and Ban. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romans Cousin Niko Posted November 25, 2012 Share Posted November 25, 2012 This really is a good example of the sh*te grammar on this forum. chil bra, it's be kewl. No idea what you just said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red XIII Posted November 25, 2012 Share Posted November 25, 2012 How are we going to go from partially bald to a full blown afro. lol maybe they could make it work which would be nice, but i cant see it happening.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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