Lock n' Stock Posted November 24, 2012 Share Posted November 24, 2012 Okay, I don't know why I'm posting a thread about this but on this thread, some guy claimed to work at Rockstar and have "info" on the game where Charlie Sheen is the protagonist and you can kill and taunt disabled children. Obviously this is fake but it would be hilarious (and somewhat offensive) if GTA V was like this... i also worked at Rockstar but quit for a better job at Area 51 and i know all info on GTA V. The map will be 10x the size of San Andreas and will future all areas of the map aswell as Vice City and new areas the main charector you play is Charlie Sheen the story is about him being fired from his hit TV show and life after the event he is living in a million dollar paradise but is selling drugs to kids and the disabled yes kids & disabled people are in you can enter a school full of kids and shoot them all there are even people with down syndrome and autism in the game that you can shout at and make fun off and they will go to a corner and cry during the story you want to be a billionaire and you work with terrorists and destory subways & buildings and later on in the story you go undercover in the USA army and invade Russia you go in a tank and fire at the Krilmin which destorys it you then become the President of USA sfter you kill the last one by throwing him off a plane into a volcano filled with box jellyfish and sharks while you become president you start to create evil plans to start the next 9/11 so you can invade countries to get more oil you also get the army to invade mars but the aliens there fight back and take over the worldNew futures: -Kids in the game which you can harm -Map 10x the size of GTA SA -You can be racist to people -Disabled people in the game -Aliens in the game -Chuck Norris easter egg -Obama easter egg -Police will arrest you if you wank in public -You can run around naked outside -You can chop off peoples co*k if you like -BOOBIES IN THE GAME!!! -Earthquakes like Hati & Japan in game How would you feel if GTA V actually featured this stuff? http://www.gtaforums.com/index.php?showtop...entry1061173232 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simonp92 Posted November 24, 2012 Share Posted November 24, 2012 I'd play any video game in which I could wank in public. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThisIsHorosho Posted November 24, 2012 Share Posted November 24, 2012 ...sure why not...its not like i'm forced with all those things anyway...off course most of those things are silly, but so are people playing GTAV (well not everyone but still...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BullworthAcademy Posted November 24, 2012 Share Posted November 24, 2012 Why would I hate this stuff... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frantz Fuchs Posted November 24, 2012 Share Posted November 24, 2012 That sounds amazing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xWH1T30UTx Posted November 24, 2012 Share Posted November 24, 2012 Sounds a little bit Saints Row crazy. Just a little. ...Or a lot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H. León Posted November 24, 2012 Share Posted November 24, 2012 Yeah, but I would not like it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
h4mza Posted November 25, 2012 Share Posted November 25, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killerguy204 Posted November 25, 2012 Share Posted November 25, 2012 -Map 10x the size of GTA SA. I would want that ALOT!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTASeriesFan Posted November 25, 2012 Share Posted November 25, 2012 Sounds like a mixture between Just Cause 2 and Saints Row 3... no Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matajuegos Posted November 25, 2012 Share Posted November 25, 2012 Sound like Postal 4 hahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sneakerhead. Posted November 25, 2012 Share Posted November 25, 2012 Seems too much like Saints Row, nope. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stee_vo Posted November 25, 2012 Share Posted November 25, 2012 Sound like Postal 4 hahaha How can it sound like Postal 4 when postal 3 isn't even out? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killahmatic Posted November 25, 2012 Share Posted November 25, 2012 this topic needs to be locked for pure stupidity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hardly Posted November 25, 2012 Share Posted November 25, 2012 I think it would be kind of unsettling playing a game about my own life... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAJORMANN Posted November 25, 2012 Share Posted November 25, 2012 The article also says GTAV will realease last summer. I think not Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeMyth Posted November 25, 2012 Share Posted November 25, 2012 Sounds like a mixture between Just Cause 2 and Saints Row 3... no Only thing I want from JC2 is the map size. I like the game, but I mainly play it for fun. Not caring what happens in the storyline. Just going around and causing chaos. I want the storyline to make sense (for it to be good too, of course) and gameplay to be unique. Not unique like Saints Row or grappling hooks that come out of something on your arm, but unique in a different sorta' way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Microwave Posted November 25, 2012 Share Posted November 25, 2012 "Wanking" is all i needed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss Darko Posted November 25, 2012 Share Posted November 25, 2012 Hahaha ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ...Yes. I'd be pretty disappointed that there would be no actual GTA game coming out that I could take seriously, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mokrie Dela Posted November 25, 2012 Share Posted November 25, 2012 Despite its stupidity, this sounds like a sh*t load of fun Saints row the fourth perhaps, but not gta (saints row is still sh*t loads of fun, but it's the jackass, laugh at your own farts, fun; whereas gta is the more thoughtout, 'fraiser' sort of fun) The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing. Click here to view my Poetry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I Shot The Sheriff Posted November 25, 2012 Share Posted November 25, 2012 I'd play any video game in which I could wank in public. +1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sivaG Posted November 25, 2012 Share Posted November 25, 2012 This! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lock n' Stock Posted November 25, 2012 Author Share Posted November 25, 2012 this topic needs to be locked for pure stupidity. I know it's stupid. Everyone else seemed to find it funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shoumaker Posted November 25, 2012 Share Posted November 25, 2012 Knowing R* im sure they would find a way to implement this properly as well so yea I'd buy it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lioshenka Posted November 25, 2012 Share Posted November 25, 2012 You had me at "wanking". That's hilarious btw, whoever wrote this put quite an effort in it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raavi Posted November 25, 2012 Share Posted November 25, 2012 Well.. – overeducated wonk who fetishises compromise Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FranticFatality Posted November 25, 2012 Share Posted November 25, 2012 No, I would not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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