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Promises You Hope to Not Break in GTA V


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- I promise to never rage at other players online for being douchebags.

This mission, if you choose to accept it. IS IMPOSSIBLE.

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People who skip cutscenes and don't do missions should burn in hell.

 

Edit: I meant to say, should burn in heaven.

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I promise to use a camper van to cruise around southern San Andreas and enjoy the scenery. Not to lure Prostitutes to a grisly death.

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I promise i wont kill any pedestrian

 

I promise i wont die in the game ever

 

I promise i wont kill any cops and wont get any wanted system

 

I promise i wont use parachute

 

I promise i wont skip any cutsense

 

I promise i wont rush into the game like gta 4 ( finish it in 42 minutes ) ( broke the dvd ) ( sh*t game )

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I promise i wont kill any pedestrian

 

I promise i wont die in the game ever

 

I promise i wont kill any cops and wont get any wanted system

 

I promise i wont use parachute

 

I promise i wont skip any cutsense

 

I promise i wont rush into the game like gta 4 ( finish it in 42 minutes ) ( broke the dvd ) ( sh*t game )

SURE YOU FINISHED IT IN 42 MINUTES BRO. SURE.

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I promise i wont kill any pedestrian

 

I promise i wont die in the game ever

 

I promise i wont kill any cops and wont get any wanted system

 

I promise i wont use parachute

 

I promise i wont skip any cutsense

 

I promise i wont rush into the game like gta 4 ( finish it in 42 minutes ) ( broke the dvd ) ( sh*t game )

SURE YOU FINISHED IT IN 42 MINUTES BRO. SURE.

You didn’t get it

 

i played it for 42 minute and brake the dvd (sh*t game)

 

why capslock ? r u gay ?

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- I promise to never skip cutscenes anymore.

- I promise to never use cheats at all before I complete the story the first time.

- I promise to listen to more radio stations cause I only listened to Beat 102.7 and a rock station.

 

and zalanith if you dont do all of these then dont buy GTA V, what's the point?

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I promise not to kill hookers after having sex with them so I can my money back smile.gif

lol.gif that made me lol

 

 

Let's see if I can add some more.

 

- I promise to no longer restart at the nearest save because I failed a mission.

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I promise not to quit my job.

 

But seriously.

 

I promise to take my time with the missions and blend exploration/messing about with true game progress, something I did passionately on SA but never on IV.

 

Nice Topic sir/madam

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DonkeyEatingCheese

I promise not to fap this month. Oh wait is that a pic of a hot chick..... oops promise broken.

 

Oh sorry wrong topic. biggrin.gif

 

I promise to listen to the radio stations. I never listened to a radio station in GTA IV.

I promise to complete the game 100%. I never finished a GTA 100%.

I promise to kill at least 1000 people in the first week.

 

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-I promise not to reload a saved game every time I die, get busted, or fail a mission

-I promise not to ride taxi's

-I promise to try to remember to eat and sleep after buying this game

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The first ones easy which is not to use cheats

 

The second one is a lot harder is that ill promise to keep up with my studies

 

Third one is that I promise is that I will not use the GPS, I found it hard to memorize the map in IV

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I promise to not use the gps.

I want to try this too, maybe.

  • I promise to thoroughly explore this city.
  • I promise to make an honest attempt to contribute to Grand Theft Wiki smile.gif within the month after the game comes out.
  • I promise to go scuba diving once a day for eight months.
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I promise to not use the gps.

I want to try this too, maybe.

  • I promise to thoroughly explore this city.
  • I promise to make an honest attempt to contribute to GTA wiki within the month after the game comes out.
  • I promise to go scuba diving once a day for eight months.

Contribute to Grand Theft Wiki -- we're the original! cool.gif

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