reform Posted November 20, 2012 Share Posted November 20, 2012 (edited) This could be the adult film company in V: Get it? High 5, HIV. I get it. *edit* lol you got HIV! Edited November 20, 2012 by reform Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAJORMANN Posted November 20, 2012 Share Posted November 20, 2012 I doubt it. Because honestly, most kids who play video games nowadays are between 10-13. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reform Posted November 20, 2012 Share Posted November 20, 2012 I doubt it. Because honestly, most kids who play video games nowadays are between 10-13. So? f*ck em. If their parents aren't going to do their job, that's not R*'s fault. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Eddie- Posted November 20, 2012 Share Posted November 20, 2012 I doubt it. Because honestly, most kids who play video games nowadays are between 10-13. So? f*ck em. If their parents aren't going to do their job, that's not R*'s fault. Agreed. If it's got an 18/17 on it then the parents can get sh*t for being lazy. 'How are we supposed to control what our kids play?' Don't buy the game for them or give them the money to do so. But as for the porn business, yeah I can imagine some fun, crazy side missions with that, just live VC. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sivaG Posted November 20, 2012 Share Posted November 20, 2012 I think there will be porn studios and we can enter the studio. I want to be able to walk into a shoot while they are filming, Give them the finger and have a bunch of naked porn stars chase me down.... LOL.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingbob182 Posted November 20, 2012 Share Posted November 20, 2012 I doubt it. Because honestly, most kids who play video games nowadays are between 10-13. haha, you've listened to Flash FM right? Love Fist? Their song titles The guy who 'Loves' animals GTA have been pushing that envelope a looooong way with subtle and not so subtle jokes like that for a long time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cityspud Posted November 20, 2012 Share Posted November 20, 2012 I wouldn't be fussed if it wasn't included, but could be fun to see what rockstar does with it. It's not a kids game so that theory of, a lot of kids play it, is out the window if you ask me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roman bellics brain Posted November 20, 2012 Share Posted November 20, 2012 (edited) Why dont you go out and get a girlfriend ? i know ur jealous but you need to get over urself its just porn. jesus christ. When u see a pair of boobs do u cover ur eyes LOL LOL woops. I should of read the topic before posting. I thought this thread was complaining about the porn on this site. I'm glad it's not. Edited November 20, 2012 by roman bellics brain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killahmatic Posted November 20, 2012 Share Posted November 20, 2012 I doubt it. Because honestly, most kids who play video games nowadays are between 10-13. So? f*ck em. If their parents aren't going to do their job, that's not R*'s fault. Agreed. Parents have a lot of control over the video games their kids play. They're harder to get access to than dirty movies or explicit music. Theres a reason theres an "M" on the cover. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Celticfang Posted November 20, 2012 Share Posted November 20, 2012 The porn industry is a HARD one to break into. Though, it turns out to be simple as fück once you PERVADED into it. Once you start, it just BLOWS you away. But to stay relevant, you have to keep CUMMING up with new ideas! And sometimes the pornstars can get very ANAL. You are an ASS for all these puns Your not very punny I couldn't CUM up with any decent puns at all fear not, even though we are surrounded by people not giving a FÚCK about the thread itself True that, they'd erect something to do with it in V else it'd be a dick move on their part Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RATEDR307 Posted November 20, 2012 Share Posted November 20, 2012 The porn industry is a HARD one to break into. Though, it turns out to be simple as fück once you PERVADED into it. Once you start, it just BLOWS you away. But to stay relevant, you have to keep CUMMING up with new ideas! And sometimes the pornstars can get very ANAL. You are an ASS for all these puns Your not very punny I couldn't CUM up with any decent puns at all fear not, even though we are surrounded by people not giving a FÚCK about the thread itself True that, they'd erect something to do with it in V else it'd be a dick move on their part I was gonna make a gay joke, butt f*ck it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeafMetal Posted November 20, 2012 Share Posted November 20, 2012 I want a cutscene where Michael and Trevor are having sex together and someone gets it on tape so they track him down and kill him before he tells Franklin. Hot! I can so see this in the next Thread Simulator Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deffpony Posted November 20, 2012 Author Share Posted November 20, 2012 Ron Jeremy teaches you how to do cock push-ups in a mini game... much better than yoga imo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Hat Posted November 20, 2012 Share Posted November 20, 2012 (edited) As alot of you know the pornography industry is huge in California. That leaves me wondering whether or not there will be some missions or characters based around this field in GTA V. They did it in GTA VC and as silly and wierd as it was I liked it. Was funny and also a great way to feel like your a big shot. So my question to you guys is... Would you like the porn industry to play a part? What would be a cool mission What actress or actor would you like to cameo Im fully aware that this topic is a recipe for disaster but lets be civil... no bad pictures or vulgarity please. Maybe give it a shot MODs? I think you should click **removed** Edited November 20, 2012 by Girish Jerome 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ll rdny ll Posted November 20, 2012 Share Posted November 20, 2012 I'm sure the Porn industry will be spoofed again. I wouldn't have a problem with it. I can almost see a mission for a Producer in my minds eye: Franklin walks into a shop, and there are cameras/beds/women/penises everywhere. The mission would be that some rival producer is killing off Franklin's friends 'studs' and he wants Franklin to hunt him down and teach him a lesson. After Franklin finds the Rival, you smash his studio to pieces, then the cutscene shows Franklin walk into the 'office' holding everyones favorite melee weapon, the camera cuts to outside the building and you hear screams. Then Franklin walks out the melee weapon is gone. :Mission Passed: Off-Topic: Saw the topic icon. I lol'd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vmnoodle Posted November 20, 2012 Share Posted November 20, 2012 I'm sure there will be references to the industry, it's too good an opportunity to pass up. Sex shops and the sex entertainment industry have always played a part in the GTA atmosphere, I expect V to be no different. I really like the movie set idea from VC... was hilarious yuo i used to MUTE my PC during those porno type cutscenes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MIKON8ERISBACK Posted November 20, 2012 Share Posted November 20, 2012 I have a feeling that if the porn industry if spoofed for a second time in GTA V, then this is gonna one of those mediums where their gonna try to test the limits of what constitutes "socially acceptable". I'm not expecting another Hot Coffee minigame like incident, but I'm bracing myself for another trick to say the least. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
visionist Posted November 20, 2012 Share Posted November 20, 2012 This could be the adult film company in V: Get it? That's hilarious. Where is it from? Witty Puns are what makes GTA humour in my view. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
INEEDVNOW Posted November 20, 2012 Share Posted November 20, 2012 Maybe some video porn sets that have been left behind in someones backyard. Easter eggs like that would be funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
73duster Posted November 20, 2012 Share Posted November 20, 2012 Porn? YES! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TenEightyOne Posted November 20, 2012 Share Posted November 20, 2012 It's a kind of off-topic on-topic question, but does the word "dogging" (not actually the position!) mean anything to anyone outside the UK? It would be funny to drive into the country only to find a few cars parked together and couples rearranging themselves, or find the pros in there turning tricks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faizanali Posted November 20, 2012 Share Posted November 20, 2012 WTF is this? Request:> Lock Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reform Posted November 20, 2012 Share Posted November 20, 2012 This could be the adult film company in V: Get it? That's hilarious. Where is it from? Witty Puns are what makes GTA humour in my view. Just a quick photoshop! Sorta based on the Vivid logo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Extronic Posted December 10, 2012 Share Posted December 10, 2012 The porn industry is a HARD one to break into. Though, it turns out to be simple as fück once you PERVADED into it. Once you start, it just BLOWS you away. But to stay relevant, you have to keep CUMMING up with new ideas! And sometimes the pornstars can get very ANAL. You are an ASS for all these puns Your not very punny I couldn't CUM up with any decent puns at all fear not, even though we are surrounded by people not giving a FÚCK about the thread itself True that, they'd erect something to do with it in V else it'd be a dick move on their part I was gonna make a gay joke, butt f*ck it. gay jokes are welcome, but it just couldnt get any DEEPER than that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamieleng Posted December 10, 2012 Share Posted December 10, 2012 This could be the adult film company in V: Get it? That's hilarious. Where is it from? Witty Puns are what makes GTA humour in my view. Just a quick photoshop! Sorta based on the Vivid logo. Nice, I'd send that off to R*. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xx-ADITYA-xX Posted December 10, 2012 Share Posted December 10, 2012 As alot of you know the pornography industry is huge in California. That leaves me wondering whether or not there will be some missions or characters based around this field in GTA V. They did it in GTA VC and as silly and wierd as it was I liked it. Was funny and also a great way to feel like your a big shot. So my question to you guys is... Would you like the porn industry to play a part? What would be a cool mission What actress or actor would you like to cameo Im fully aware that this topic is a recipe for disaster but lets be civil... no bad pictures or vulgarity please. Maybe give it a shot MODs? - Yes - Anything which isn't homosexual - Lela Star Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvilFuture Posted December 10, 2012 Share Posted December 10, 2012 The porn industry is a HARD one to break into. Though, it turns out to be simple as fück once you PERVADED into it. Once you start, it just BLOWS you away. But to stay relevant, you have to keep CUMMING up with new ideas! And sometimes the pornstars can get very ANAL. You are an ASS for all these puns Your not very punny I couldn't CUM up with any decent puns at all fear not, even though we are surrounded by people not giving a FÚCK about the thread itself True that, they'd erect something to do with it in V else it'd be a dick move on their part I was gonna make a gay joke, butt f*ck it. gay jokes are welcome, but it just couldnt get any DEEPER than that Wow, these puns really SUCK! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HolyStoner187 Posted December 10, 2012 Share Posted December 10, 2012 The porn industry is a HARD one to break into. Though, it turns out to be simple as fück once you PERVADED into it. Once you start, it just BLOWS you away. But to stay relevant, you have to keep CUMMING up with new ideas! And sometimes the pornstars can get very ANAL. You are an ASS for all these puns Your not very punny I couldn't CUM up with any decent puns at all fear not, even though we are surrounded by people not giving a FÚCK about the thread itself True that, they'd erect something to do with it in V else it'd be a dick move on their part I was gonna make a gay joke, butt f*ck it. gay jokes are welcome, but it just couldnt get any DEEPER than that Wow, these puns really SUCK! dont be so anal about it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grand Chef Toto Posted December 10, 2012 Share Posted December 10, 2012 I'd love a 50-year old Candy Suxxx to come back. As a washed up porn star or something, would be fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xayias Posted December 10, 2012 Share Posted December 10, 2012 I'd love a 50-year old Candy Suxxx to come back. As a washed up porn star or something, would be fun. I was thinking rehab house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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