countrymike84 Posted October 7, 2012 Share Posted October 7, 2012 I have came to trust you guys in this forum so I will let you know about my experiences. I am a gifted young man..always will be in my life and due to my higher intelligence, I have become the subject of many ebe abductions in my life. This has happened to me since I was 7 years old. I believe the turning point of these abductions was when I lost my virginity aboard a UFO when I was an eighteen year old 12th grade student. Due to my nerdy demeanor, girls around here find every reason to reject me. That is another story. All of my life, I felt that I have been a subject of ET abductions. I have been studying ufology for the longest time and like GTA V, I have researched the subject to the fullest of its extent. There is still so much to learn out there. The problem is that this new found knowledge hasn't presented itself unto us ufologists. Like GTA specialists, there is only so much that we can cover when it comes to the debunking and confirming information in congruence with said subjects that one studies to the utmost detail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTA_stu Posted October 7, 2012 Share Posted October 7, 2012 What actually happened was you were drunk one night and some guy came and bundled you into his van, then dressed up in a costume and stuck his "probe" in you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreatGig Posted October 7, 2012 Share Posted October 7, 2012 I think this belongs here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BullworthAcademy Posted October 7, 2012 Share Posted October 7, 2012 Isn't there already an Abductions topic? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robinski Posted October 7, 2012 Share Posted October 7, 2012 I- I'm not even sure- Wait- wat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NikoGTA4 Posted October 7, 2012 Share Posted October 7, 2012 I think you need some seroquel... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dingdongs Posted October 7, 2012 Share Posted October 7, 2012 What actually happened was you were drunk one night and some guy came and bundled you into his van, then dressed up in a costume and stuck his "probe" in you. Yeah sorry that was me... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rougarou Posted October 7, 2012 Share Posted October 7, 2012 That Story gave me a boner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonesizzle Posted October 7, 2012 Share Posted October 7, 2012 I have came to trust you guys in this forum so I will let you know about my experiences. A man of "higher intelligence" should know not to share such experiences, especially if you don't have much besides you losing your virginity during this abduction, sounds like a old showtime late-night porn plot. You'll just get torched in here good sir. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThirstyHyena Posted October 7, 2012 Share Posted October 7, 2012 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sleep_paralysis Are you sure it isn't sleep paralysis? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
countrymike84 Posted October 7, 2012 Author Share Posted October 7, 2012 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sleep_paralysis Are you sure it isn't sleep paralysis? Oh, I'm sure it wasn't sleep paralysis. I have a strange surgical scar right on the lower left side of my nose. The other experiences are waking with my clothes on in a backwards fashion, waking as I gently floated to my bed, seeing strange lights in my eyes while trying to close them, and waking up in a cold sweat seeing a slight shadow in my room. These are all signs of alien abductions. I can take alot of the other members' close minded abuse but I'm stating to you why this wasn't sleep paralysis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hodor Hodor Posted October 7, 2012 Share Posted October 7, 2012 When did you get the scar? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Majestic81 Posted October 7, 2012 Share Posted October 7, 2012 OMG! I have been abducted too and been taken to mars for experiments! I have a strange surgical scar shaped like an alien vagina as well!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThirstyHyena Posted October 7, 2012 Share Posted October 7, 2012 I might be asking too much, but do you have a picture of your scar? This is the internet and you never know if someone's trolling, I've read before about the so-called alien abductions, I just don't buy it, I believe we are being visited by UFOs since I saw one but I just don't buy alien implants and triangular scars as evindence, the whole phenomena needs more proof, no doubt people have experienced it but I still think it's sleep paralysis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EscoLehGo Posted October 7, 2012 Share Posted October 7, 2012 When you say you lost your virginity on a spacecraft in which way do you mean? Did you bang an alien broad or did one of the males stick his alien dingus up your poop shoot? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghost of delete key Posted October 7, 2012 Share Posted October 7, 2012 Why is it always that it's the nerd that girls won't touch who manifests this UFO sex scenario? Just wondering... "I can just imagine him driving off the edge of a cliff like Thelma & Louise, playing his Q:13 mix at full volume, crying into a bottle." - Craig Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Creed Bratton Posted October 7, 2012 Share Posted October 7, 2012 (edited) I kind of want to quote Stanislaw Lem now. But I'll leave that to someone else. I hate people who think they're funny when they're dull as ditchwater. Edited October 7, 2012 by GTAvanja Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghost of delete key Posted October 7, 2012 Share Posted October 7, 2012 (edited) ...waking with my clothes on in a backwards fashion, waking as I gently floated to my bed, seeing strange lights in my eyes while trying to close them, and waking up in a cold sweat seeing a slight shadow in my room. These are all signs of alien abductions. These are also signs of schizophrenia coupled with severe occipital lobe migraines. See a (Earthling) doctor. edit:fuggin quotes Edited October 7, 2012 by ghost of delete key "I can just imagine him driving off the edge of a cliff like Thelma & Louise, playing his Q:13 mix at full volume, crying into a bottle." - Craig Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NikoGTA4 Posted October 7, 2012 Share Posted October 7, 2012 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sleep_paralysis Are you sure it isn't sleep paralysis? Oh, I'm sure it wasn't sleep paralysis. I have a strange surgical scar right on the lower left side of my nose. The other experiences are waking with my clothes on in a backwards fashion, waking as I gently floated to my bed, seeing strange lights in my eyes while trying to close them, and waking up in a cold sweat seeing a slight shadow in my room. These are all signs of alien abductions. I can take alot of the other members' close minded abuse but I'm stating to you why this wasn't sleep paralysis. No these, are all sings of some sort of sleep disorder like Exploding head syndrome of Sleep paralysis. The fact that you say it happens in your bed makes it even more obvious that it's some sleep drisorders which you pay attention to, so the results are that you believe everything you see or feel. There are all kinds of sleep disorders or sleep effects that have the symptoms you say. You don't need to be psycholigist to understand that. Sorry to tell you that but you suffer from Magical Thinking. I too, have unkown scars... Us humans cut ourselves very often, why do you want to get the craziest explanation to a simple scar? It can also be early symptoms of schyzophrenia, as ghost say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ryuclan Posted October 7, 2012 Share Posted October 7, 2012 (edited) I have came to trust you guys in this forum so I will let you know about my experiences. I am a gifted young man..always will be in my life and due to my higher intelligence, [/reading] Edited October 7, 2012 by ryuclan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acehilm Posted October 7, 2012 Share Posted October 7, 2012 When I was younger, once something similar happened to me, but not to your extent. I was very angry and dissatisfied about what planet earth had to offer so I sat on my back porch, telepathically talking to the sky (of course, no real reply). That night I went to bed as normal, forgetting about me wanting to be abducted, and some abnormal things happened. I remember seeing images, very vaguely; like mountains, signs and the rest is a blur really. I was very anxious while all this was happening but later in life, I found out it was nothing but a sleeping disorder. Sort of like sleep paralysis, but another level up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
na89340qv0n34b09q340 Posted October 7, 2012 Share Posted October 7, 2012 (edited) I am a gifted young man..always will be in my life and due to my higher intelligence, I have become the subject of many ebe abductions in my life. This has happened to me since I was 7 years old. I assume you make a big deal out of being gifted because you believe the aliums want to learn about us from smart people (and not because you just felt like pointing that out or anything), but why would they abduct a seven-year-old? Actually, I've been abducted by the Hopsinbounce Nigerjutws. See, I've been studying to get my pilot's licence since I was about five years old. One day, when I was 8, while I was training at this old air force base they use to train children to fly, I was doing these routine loops around the strip, but suddenly I saw a bright flash of light, and a red corona appeared in the sky, I was drawn to it, like maggots to a cigarette butt. I flew right into the corona, and my whole plane started vibrating, like a pop tart in a toaster oven. Suddenly I saw this weird monster thing outside my window, it was destroying the wing, I knew I had to get down before I was forced by some outside force to go down. I began flying down, as normal, but when I got there I noticed there was no ground, I was stuck in some eternal nothingness with a monster trying to tear my plane apart. When I woke up my head hurt, like a baseball being hit by three bats. I knew I was abducted because a there was a huge visible hernia on my stomach. I hit the hernia, and began squeezing it, like you'd pop a pimple. To my surprise three small little aliens popped out, and the air smelled smoky. I knew these were the Hopsinbounce Nigerjutws by the way they felt, like a spider under the effects of nicotine. Here's what they looked like (Replace the kid's face with the face of something indescribable, but they wore those same shoes) Edited October 7, 2012 by zoo3891 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EscoLehGo Posted October 7, 2012 Share Posted October 7, 2012 You have some excellent similes in that post, I think my favorite is "like maggots to a cigarette butt". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Mister Posted October 7, 2012 Share Posted October 7, 2012 Don't bother telling your story here bro. Everyone is so conditioned/brainwashed and will automatically put down any story that seems 'silly' You could be bullsh*tting us. But then again, why so many abduction stories? UFO sightings? Just because there is a lack of answers, does not mean its fake The problem with science is that as its progressing, the minds of people are becoming very narrow. Anything outside of conventional science is deemed 'pseudoscience'. It's important to remember that discoveries were made when people broke outside of the barrier. Ex: Our solar system. If you believed that the earth rotated around the sun and not the other way around, you would be ridiculed Haven't read a single thoughtful post here, other than that sleep paralysis stuff. Jesus, no wonder GTAF has gone downhill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
countrymike84 Posted October 7, 2012 Author Share Posted October 7, 2012 I might be asking too much, but do you have a picture of your scar? This is the internet and you never know if someone's trolling, I've read before about the so-called alien abductions, I just don't buy it, I believe we are being visited by UFOs since I saw one but I just don't buy alien implants and triangular scars as evindence, the whole phenomena needs more proof, no doubt people have experienced it but I still think it's sleep paralysis. Finally someone who has opened his/her mind to the thought that we may not be alone in this world. The mod can close this thread since the maturity rate of these forums is compared to a baboon scratching its ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
countrymike84 Posted October 7, 2012 Author Share Posted October 7, 2012 When did you get the scar? I believe that scar started appearing when I was in my sophomore year of high school. The scar has 3 dots moving horizontally. My built -in webcam to my laptop takes unclear pictures but Ill try to get a clear shot of the scar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
countrymike84 Posted October 7, 2012 Author Share Posted October 7, 2012 When you say you lost your virginity on a spacecraft in which way do you mean? Did you bang an alien broad or did one of the males stick his alien dingus up your poop shoot? The sex felt real. She was an African(not african-American) female about my age. The penetration felt real. I woke the next morning wearing my pajamas in a backwards position. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghost of delete key Posted October 7, 2012 Share Posted October 7, 2012 The mod can close this thread since the maturity rate of these forums is compared to a baboon scratching its ass. You don't get off that easy, mate. Deal with your topic now. And please try not to triple post, or you will get a Mod's attention. We don't want that for you. My first question still stands... anybody? "I can just imagine him driving off the edge of a cliff like Thelma & Louise, playing his Q:13 mix at full volume, crying into a bottle." - Craig Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K^2 Posted October 7, 2012 Share Posted October 7, 2012 Oh, I'm sure it wasn't sleep paralysis. I have a strange surgical scar right on the lower left side of my nose. The other experiences are waking with my clothes on in a backwards fashion, waking as I gently floated to my bed, seeing strange lights in my eyes while trying to close them, and waking up in a cold sweat seeing a slight shadow in my room. These are all signs of alien abductions. These are all signs of parasomnia. You should seek medical help. Perhaps psychological as well. Prior to filing a bug against any of my code, please consider this response to common concerns. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragonjack Posted October 7, 2012 Share Posted October 7, 2012 That was "something" to be honest. I lol'd at this topic actually.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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